Ready to get BTFO, Anon Babble?
Veilguard concurrent players numbers waiting room
I'm sure it'll sell just decently.
It won't turn a profit for how much EA is advertising/paying sponsors, and retards like you.
I'm sure it'll sell just decently.
this
normalfags aren't even aware of the controversies around this game
it'll be funny to see the reception of the game though, since it's so fucking hamfisted
inb4 horizon has more people online
It won't turn a profit
And your proof is...?
giving money to EA
Sure thing bud, you really won
I come from the future and here's my proof
Fuck you
59 MINUTES
6.5/10 user scores on metacritic
mixed reviews on steam
50k concurrent players at most and that's being generous, likely will be lower
this game will not even come close to breaking even and will never even sniff a profit, ever
It won't turn a profit for how much EA is advertising/paying sponsors, and retards like you.
lmao you're one of those "business experts" like picrel aren't you?
You really need to quit getting mad at videogames
yes I am
here's my credentials
fuck off faggot
you need to stop taking estrogen
pic
KEK
nobody is mad, faggot. we laughing at you and are very entertained by all the flops.
it'll sell just decently.
Given the current pre-order ratings I'll be very surprised if it tops 20k concurrent peak.
There's a decent chance it doesn't hit 10k.
Stop comparing it to BG3 they're not on the same level and BG3 got a 96 metacritic score
I don't give a fuck, the money is never coming out of my pockets.
guessing 80k, I imagine reviews will kneecap its longterm performance, but even absolute slop like Starfield and Cyberpunk (at launch), and Hogsharts sold decently well
They may not be aware of the controversy itself, but they are getting upset by all the faggot shit everywhere, and DAtV is unironically pure fucking pandering to the mentally ill.
There's a decent chance it doesn't hit 10k.
this has to be bait to make chuds look dumb
no one can be THIS retarded
I'm unironically so scared bros. This is basically our Helms Deep moment
tl;dr but it will unironically be hard for DEIguard to break even. it had a 9 year dev cycle, so it absolutely needs to sell like gangbusters.
It'll beat Chud Myth Wukong, Chudworld, and Chudaphor's peaks combined.
There's a decent chance it doesn't hit 10k.
Definitely possible given no Dragon Age game has ever topped 10k concurrent.
>normalfags aren't even aware of the controversies around this game
They've seen footage, and it looks just as bad as Concord.
It's not like this game is being marketed as a serious RPG, everyone knows what this looks like. Consumer apathy is at an all time high for this exact kind of content.
Chudaphor
at least you recognize that metaphor wasn't pozzed
When do the numbers peak during release day?
yeah but its a single player campaign most people will have finished and resold by the end of next week. By the time "drop and give me 10" is general knowledge most of the games sales will already have happened
This, normies really like DA2 and Inquisition
shaking right now, can't wait to have a blast.
Won't sell at all to me, which is the only thing that matters.
An hour or two after launch.
You don't even need to watch the "leaks" to know that's what it'll be like. They showed it at E3, looked awful.
It has attractive women so it's an incel game, incel
normalfags aren't even aware of the controversies around this game
Always the same line with you shysters
DO
NOT
BUY
THE
GAY
GAME
LMAO
The Mass Effect remaster trilogy had 60k peak, considering the bad press this game is getting combined with the fact that the Dragon Age franchise doesnt have the same status as ME, I am guessing something between 20 and 30k players.
You use the word incel so you're a reddit faggot, faggot
for how much EA is advertising
I barely saw any advertising, the marketing felt cheap for an AAA game. The series just has a lot of old fans and a huge female (XX) audience who are immune to chuds' opinions.
50k concurrent players at most
You are pretty generous
10k max is my bet.
Predict how low it will drop once the non-paid reviews are allowed.
If it hits 100k, I'll eat my hat
10k players max
Bioware shutdown imminent
I guess anything below BG3 numbers is a failure for EA, so Bioware is doomed
My personal prediction is ~150k i.e. a total failure for a project of that level
EA didnt even put Denuvo in this shit. They know its going to flop.
No way, it's still an AAA EA game.
>I'm sure it'll sell just decently.
normalfags aren't even aware of the controversies
This is what everyone said for that recent Star Wars game, chuds everywhere were predicting an inevitable defeat and moaning about the obvious normalfag-driven success it was supposedly gonna have, considering it was both a star wars game AND a ubislop open world game.
People never learn so I wouldn't be surprised if this sells well.
I can’t wait to watch steam charts
this is my life
Imagine buying anything with Bioware's name attached to it after Anthem and Andromeda.
$80 for fucking cowadoody
Yea this anon is probably correct
Either bait or mentally retarded
There's no way it won't hit six digits.
tranny game
Not even worth pirating let alone paying for it.
I'll save my time and money.
I's kind of a slow period when it comes to high profile games so it could do very well because there's no competing slop to consume.
the star slop game did sell "decently" (1 million+), but it was still a flop
I think it'll get 50k peak
I predict 80k peak.
35K peak
500k peak
Either bait or mentally retarded
There's no way it will hit six digits.
Realistically 20k to 80k
I want under 10k for the lulz
i am shaking in my boots
25k peak anything above and I’ll post my cock
The numbers after the decimal point don’t count as digits, friendo.
buy game
install on external drive
play it for 5 seconds for negative review
wipe the drive
???
profit
I hope you’re ready to POOWELLY A BELVE when you misgender someone YAWYAWYAW
No one gives a shit about this game besides the culture war shitflinging on either side. It's been 10 years since the last Dragon Age game with 2 awful Bioware games inbetween and this one looks about the same garbage quality. I'm betting 50-60k
"normalfags" dont play dragon age games either, dipshit
but muh bg3!
BG3 didnt sell to normalfags
palworld did
30 MINUTES
probably this.
i'm betting 120k crashing down to 20k by the end of the week
Five digits is possible.
Six digits is legit impossible.
Mass Effect LE only got 60k and that was actually good games.
Yeah, i was shocked by that sw game bombing like that. You know even when the braindead normies refuse to buy an open world AAA Star Wars game is when you truly fucked up
*forgot the refund step T_T
end of the week
anon this game is going to lose 80% of its players within 48 hours
and they're not going to be high to begin with
I cant wait for the
BRO ITS HALLOWEEN
THE PLAYERS ARE TRICK OR TREATING!!!
cope
There is absolutely no way this hits 100k. 10k might be a stretch, 100k on all platforms might be possible as a marketing statement. Aren't they giving it away with graphics cards?
You just want an excuse to post your cock
No one gives a shit about this game besides the culture war shitflinging on either side
It's been 10 years since the last Dragon Age
Literally applied to BG3 and we all know how it turned out
giving it away with graphics cards
wasnt that only Unknown 9?
Every person who throws retardedly low numbers are Biotrannies trying to lower expectation in a totally organic way.
Not a single person here actually believe the numbers would be within 20k.
This literally never happened with AAA games no matter how bad they were.
Speaking on topic - it would be within 200-300k (and that would be a flop).
40k peak users, but it will fall off hard.
It will set a record for Steam returns, fall off just as fast as Inquision, and mire at 5.0 on metacritic. EA will hide as many sales and profit figures as possible while continue to spin.
Difference is BG3 is actually good.
This literally never happened with AAA games no matter how bad they were.
Concord literally didn't even hit 800.
It's possible this game sells 100k copies, but we're talking about concurrent steam players. It's not hitting 10k.
Applies to BG3
BG3 had multiple years of early access and good word of mouth
so no
nothing like this at all, actually.
Literally applied to BG3
BG3 was a good game though and the woke aspects feel a lot less annoying when you're given the opportunity to tell them to shut the fuck up or kill them, which you cant do in DA:V.
I dont really have a side. Ill just make fun of whoever is wrong
Hopefully, before they have a chance to finish the new Mass Effect
I hate how people keep comparing wokeguard to BG3. Even though there is lgbt stuff in BG3, which is optional, the quality of that game is way beyond this game.
It will set a record for Steam returns
Is that even a publicly visible statistic?
THE HYPE IS REAL
expecting around 120k maybe more, BG3 opened the floodgates and they're just cashing in regardless of how shit the game is. Marketing is everything
troons won chuds lost, easily 170k+ concurrent players
Trick or treating doesn't even exist anymore. My mom always gets sad every year when only 3-5 kids show up total in the neighborhood I grew up in that statistically should be full of families with kids.
Place ur bets.
Mine is 42K
Every person who throws retardedly low numbers are Biotrannies trying to lower expectation in a totally organic way.
No lol it's just that chuds are really this retarded. '
BG3 is a real RPG
Unfortunately not. We'll maybe get a hint from Steam based on how good the discount is at the next sale event.
normalfags aren't even aware of the controversies around this game
They are well aware. They all use fags review channels to get their info. Look SkillUp and MrMatty's channels.
This, the game will appear to do well. But will quickly die off then brought up again later to show it was a resounding success and why we need more games and more consulting firms based on how to convey anal sex to children.
If we ignore the tranny shit and the pronouns and the crappy looking characters, there may actually be a good game there.
Ready to get BTFO, Anon Babble?
there's literally nothing else to play, and all live service game are beyond fucking trash for low IQ plebs. So yea, people will play this because there's nothing else.
Less than 8000
iits floor at the start may be 100k at worst
I really dont think its goona be much. I entirely forgot the game was even gonna release until Anon Babble began posting about it today. Their advertising has been pretty lacking for AAA level
first tag on the store page is LGBTQ+
sisters... you arent supposed to raid the same threads together, divide and conquer
trannies too busy grooming on Halloween to support their game
grim
Is that even a publicly visible statistic?
bruh, everyone has a backlog of 100+ games these days
It already broke even before release because of Blackrock DEI money. Chuds btfo
People are going to just default rook and speedrun through the dialogue just so they can refund.
This shit unlock in 23 minutes. Under 60k it will be a fucking flop and we will not see ME5.
theres nothing else
its literally in the middle of a spoopy game sale on halloween
nigga drop a $5 on some rando VHS filtered indie game, youll have more fun than failguarde
Waiting for the
its the workday people are tired wait until the weekend
cope as per usual
100K is possible but unlikely.
200K is NO WAY FAG teritory.
I'm calling 100k concurrent players peak
Not a single person here actually believe the numbers would be within 20k.
This literally never happened with AAA games no matter how bad they were.
Ahem
probably around 20k desu
That's no fun
BG3 was in open beta for 3 years before release so people knew the full product was going to be good. Bioware has so little faith in this game that they didn't release a demo and they only gave early review copies to shills.
And if you ignore the fact that it has 4 wheels and cant fly, my car may actually be a helicopter
normalfags aren't even aware of the controversies around this game
Because they don't care? Bioware games are faggot games since ME3 when they forced that faggot on you.
not everybody is 18 anon some here are mid 30 and play over 5000 games, most normal people only play the newest AAA
like that means anything
Nope
SH2R isn't AAA
You know the shills must be on the back foot when they're using this as a metric. Starfield was a #1 top seller. That gay rick and morty bullshit "high on life" was at #2. Normies aren't going to care that one of the characters is a weirdo freak, but they will care that the gameplay and writing is dogshit.
idk if you can really call blooper team a AAA studio non
20 MINUTES
thread has actually been up for an hour
Wow.
I'm curious, are any vtubers going to attempt this game?
300K concurrent on steam means it would have been in top 10 list for 2 whole months. it was top sellers for literally last 36 hours. all the other time it sat around 70-260 spot. nobody is buying it.
look at space marine 2, you can find it top 10 for a pretty long time before it had launched. very organic and fast selling. 2M total sold. peaked at 225K. x.com
Mass Effect Remastered was 60k so I bet similar numbers
That's outdated, Veilguard moved up to #1 in the last day. If it's outselling a brand new Call of Duty release then it's definitely going to get pretty good numbers. I'm guessing 100k bare minimum
And SH2 remake was a good game everyone expected to be shit.
Veilguard is a shit game that anyone who pays attention to vidya expected to be shit.
Im going to be generous and say 100k at launch. Im assuming that they really did bundle it with nvidia shit to give it out for free so it will boost numbers
please god let it peak under the Wilds beta you can't even play yet
Did you miss of the gameplay from previews or what?
This shit was 80m budget + 40m of EA's marketing money.
while we wait let's look at this gif some more.
i really like it, it's so many things.
cool and just a little sexy
No bro, it's a fucking thursday morning. Game will peak either friday night or saturday
25k
Seems reasonable, but I think fantasy sells better than scifi so I'm going with 100k
the latest COD was an outright barely-functional disaster and Veilguard only managed to overtake it in the last hour or so
Did you watch any of the reviews with gameplay? it looks like absolute dogshit.
uhm ackthually mass effect is in decline because of andromeda and dragon age is still a very strong IP with a very large dedicated fanbase because of the award winning massive hit inquisition
i await your tears when it surpases 20 million, chudling
You guys shill Capcom and this IP, and there are no threads. I will give it a try when it's open for everyone.
Veilguard in a nutshell
holodex.net
none that actually matter, but here is one starting in 18 minutes
youtube.com
What candy should I buy so that kids don't egg my house tonight?
can't roleplay
party members can't die
no, fuck off
mine's here think chuds will seethe initially and then will be on parade as all the other reviews and user scores come out and player numbers crash
still haven't finished Metaphor
recently got into my yearly modded Skyrim playthrough
want to play through OG STALKER games again before STALKER 2
want to start another VtmB playthrough for Halloween
SEND HELP
Nigga, this shit won't even make back it's production costs. Bioware won't live to see 2025.
if you haven't already bought candy, you're fucked
15 MINUTES UNTIL THE TORTANIC ARRIVES
he's not taking his own kid trick-or-treating tonight
do anons really?
You are on the same level as the average sportsball watcher. You are the same cattle as the baby boomers.
1-2 millions.There is no way this game won't at least break even
th-thats just th-the tutorial one
to show you the mechanic!
stupid chud! ToTK did the same thing! then theres some very complex ones right after!
There's no chance in hell Trans Age has higher numbers than
all the e-whores already streaming this pile of shit.... yawn
Wu Kong sold 20 million, if you aren't trolling you are delusional
Was this an AAA game? I have literally never heard of this.
how long until chuds lose?
100k and 30k tomorrow
$125 million budget including marketing, apparently
It would peak at around 200k i think
Big games recently tend to do around 200-500k lately unless they are actually successfull among both normies and critics (BG3,ER, Hogwards).
Its still household name and franchise, but with very damaged reputation.
I think 200k would be fair. 300k at best. 100k at worst.
But all three numbers are pretty bad given the name of the studio and franchise.
Have you seen how broken western devs are? especially with all the DEI diversity hires.
This shit needs to do Elden Ring/Wukong numbers to be a success.
like 10 minutes and then winning by the end of the week
sportsball
that said, 14K today seems like a solid guess.
Thanks anon!
I rather watch a cute girl play a trash game than a gross dude.
edging rn ong god fr post the numbers
VtmB on Halloween is tradition that should take precedence.
You're gonna be bombarded by images of showing number's for a beta of another game, next to a full release all day and tomorrow. Leading to you fags getting btfo'd
It'll likely have 100k+ players. All of this buzz has been building intrigue for the game so I think there-ll be a lot of players playing the game just to see what's going on
Asmongold isn't streaming when the game is about to bomb like 9/11 :(
Any other grifter streamers to watch? :(
*stares @ u like a dad who relizes his kid is autism*
:(
100k at worst.
Have you seen any of the marketing? The series hasn't been relevant in a decade and it was never huge on top of that.
$125 million budget
I know i am retarded and know nothing about games, but this seems like really high, is this like the standard in todays world when it comes to AAA games?
I'm not seeing main series entries (no remakes don't count) into established franchises here.
Don't get me wrong, failguard will underperform and will be a touchstone laughingstock akin to Concord but it's not going to just instantly reverse all momentum. Franchises rarely flop immediately but with subsequent entries after shitting the bed. You could argue Inquisition shat the bed but it's nowhere near as bad as this
Chudkings won thoughbelt.
Yeah I don't get the focus on it top selling now. Mere weeks ago it wasn't even a blip on the radar.
is this like the standard in todays world
yes
This is a franchise with zero value that nobody cares about.
Less than 15 minutes. Holy shit. The most hyped woke game ever.
uhhhh
'm basing it on Inquisition. DA3 made 5 million copies and was a huge success for them, even in the face of criticism. I have no idea of Veilguard development costs, but two million should be doable between normies who know nothing about this and fans who still want to play the new DA
Enough to claim chuds lost. Not enough to satisfy EA.
Less than 30k, commercial failure
it's somewhat low compared to other AAA games but it's still in AAA territory
took my bait
Anon... and I made it very obvious, too
grifter
fuck off tranny
every streamer on the planet is inherently a "grifter" by the real definition, but you're a faggot for using that word
*smears my feces in your face*
15k
10 MINUTES AND CHUDS WILL HANG THEMSELVES
I'm hoping it breaks 100k. This shit's so insane I want to see what kind of deranged stuff they'd do in a sequel
When does it come out? I wanna buy to make chuds seethe
30K
I'm sure many people will hateplay it for fun.
10 MINUTES UNTIL I'M CUMSUUUUUMING
CHOOOOOOOOOOOKLEEEEEEET?
*gives u nuzzliez like an emskimo*
50-80k
veilguard flops
chadborne fully playable
OCTOBER 31 RIZZ
Have you seen how broken western devs are?
yes they have destroyed there competative edge by tainting every legacy franchise and driving all the old white men they hate out of the industry or into foreign businesses, even if the industry moved heaven and earth and struck down every dei and diversity in hiring law they would still only be on a level playing field with the rest of the world.
GTA 6 cracked $2 billion.
Money isn't even real once you start measuring things in tens of millions. Don't waste your time trying to rationalize things.
this, it will have more than suicide squad
the only peak it'll reach is peak faggotry
8 MINUTES!
T-this time the chuds will lose!
Vote Kamala!
Chuds already lost, they just don't know it yet.
isreal
More of the migu fan myself but that is nice
I'm watching a stream of this and it looks really generic.
7 MINUTES
THE HYPE IS REAL
DA:I sold 12m copies. You are either delusional about the series' popularity, or deliberately pushing down expectations knowing that it will underperform
1 billion on launch + another billion from pirated copies tomorrow
chuds lost.
For me, it's Sakura Wars. What's yours, anons?
Inquisition was a decent game anon.
money isnt real, you jsut had US government print billions and give 2k to every nigger during covid
they know, all this grumbling is just the revving of the cope thrusters
pre-emptively kneeling
Damn...
chadborne fully playable
real shit??
I'm predicting 100k. Chuds will just buy it even though they pretend to hate it here.
You're not pussing out on me. What do you have to say for yourself?
why are you gay?
12 million copies over 10 years, 10 million of those at $3 a pop
90% of those sales were under 5 dollars, after they paid for GOTY coverage.
But anon… if a billion people buy and a billion people pirate, that means they’ll cancel out and BioWare makes no money.
above 15k trump wins
below 15k kamala wins
Dodi better have my repack ready by the time I get home from work. I will provide quality webms.
was there even a pre-load? Because otherwise why are you niggers counting down for what is probably another uncompressed 120GB mess that poorfags will need to spend a few hours downloading
you guys know people are going to have to download and install it first, right?
Yeah chuds are dumb. Preload only on consoles
pre-emptively barving here.
article from 2023
levvvel.com
Dragon Age: Origins sold 3.2 million units. Dragon Age II sold 2 million units. Dragon Age: Inquisition sales reached 6 million units.
article from 2024
gameworldobserver.com
On September 17, Darrah shared the data in a comment on X, saying that Dragon Age: Inquisition has sold over 12 million units globally since its launch in November 2014.
I dont know anons, something is fishy here
Pre-emptively ACKing
Chuds will just buy it
It's free
3 minutes until chuds are wiped from Anon Babble forever.
Feelscomfyman...
350k peak with a quicker than normal dropoff
Let's say 325k.
I also think a big chunk of that number will be fake (like people at Blizzard buying the game to pump the numbers, activists buying out of spite, etc).
based and ally-pilled
LESS THAN AN HOUR TO BAAAAAAAARV
and will never even sniff a profit, ever
I'm sure the government grants and refundable tax credits will help.
High on life forced me to confront my minmaxing habits with a truckload of serious choices that blatantly didn't matter for comedic effect.
Shouldn't it be the other way around?
Humiliation ritual
I've never seen a fake count on Steam before.
why would that happen
cool it with the anti semitism
I want to buy it and refund it just so I can give it a negative review on steam
2 more days until reddit disappears from Anon Babble
People are already streaming it bro.
I'm thinking 6 million baking
Goy, I mean boy didn't your teacher tell you it's antisemitic to question the numbers
are you ready to barve chuds
Monke game lost
Takes like 10 minutes to people not living in third world shitholes.
2 minutes to Chudmageddon!
retards, FFXVI peaked at 27k and that was over a year old port
a 90,000 peak at minimum
ONE MINUTE
people unironically saying over 100k
Just compare top seller metrics to SM2, which was at the top 1-5 afor over a month before release and peaked at 200k. DA:V barely had number one for half a day
I'M DOING NOTHING
I'M GONNA WIN
12 million
its peak is ~5k on steam charts
uhhhh
what
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IMMEDIATE 100K CHECK THE NUMBER SNOW
Im downloading Dragon Age Origins, which mods should i install ?
THIRTY SECONDS
Only got put on steam 5 years ago retard
Refunds don't count towards the score.
6000000 PEAK CONFIRMED
ITS UUUUPP
IT'S OUT
patiently awaiting torrent and/or direct download
IT'S OVER sorry just warming up
They counted the copies given away on the EGS as a sale.
anything above 100 and I will go jerk off to femdom porn
200k
chart can't be displayed because nobody played the game.
wtf DEI sisters
800k
AIIIEEEEE CHUDBROS WE GOT COCKY HOW COULD WE NOT HAVE PREDICTED THIS
This is what I've been trying to convey EA will not allow this to flop they'll do anything to boost sales. Dump keys bot farms exaggerate numbers. Stock market investment blackrock are more important than physical sales.
THE WEST HAS FALLEN
I was there when the Chuds were destroyed!!
why would you even play propaganda for free?
6 BAJILLION
IT'S FUCKING OVER
CHUDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
LOOK AT THE NUMBERS GO
0
no fucking way
103 in group chat
palworld had like 16k+
POST SCREENSHOTS TO CATALOG GO GO GO GO
no players
FLOP confirmed
1 undecillion concurrent players
Bros... not like this....
to see how they massacred my boy('s moldering corpse)
Im going to barve for every 10k players
twitch at 52k
steam charts will be bad
I've been waiting for this release for hours. Why the fuck is it delayed. OMFG
There are currently 0 players in-game playing Dragon Age™: The Veilguard.
OH NO NO NO
Wow what a flop
this thread really needs to cool it with the antisemitism
246k
IT'S OVER
TOTAL CHUD DEATH
wen does le steamdb update its player count
103 in group chat
0 ingame
Holy shit, bigger flop than Concord and Dustborn.
ready to get le btfo!!!!!
you stop falseflagging bud
Can anyone explain why both sides are so fixated on this game? Why is the “holy war” being fought on this AAA slop? What makes DA so special?
1 MILLION PLAYERS
w-what the FUCK
0 (ZERO) PLAYERS
nonbinarykino
When people actually download the game retard
holy shit its real
Bioware's last breaths
barve?
When a bunch of people end up getting fired (and they will) they're going to blame some boogeyman online for the poor sales
Reminder that Starfield is a financial success but still widely considered a shit game.
more like non-buy-nary
NO ONE FUCKIGN BOUGHTED IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's just the latest in a line of woke flops this year.
it updates every few minutes (maybe every 5 minutes idk) but i'm not sure how quick after launch it shows up for the first time, people (a very small amount of them) are installing and downloading
nobuynary fiasco incoming
three billion players
HOLY SHIT
Its a bunch of retards trolling. You can tell by the unironic use of chud. Some people are so mentally ill they sit on Anon Babble shitting out bait and copypasta over and over
Can you shut the fuck up for once and enjoy the threads?
return to form
Yeah they've got a major PR firm on tap loaded with dry powder. Is NGO social engineering through games dead? That's a question they could end up answering once and for all, after all the other recent flops.
chud won
sisters lost
bought you dumb esl
everybody's just installing the half terabyte game chuds, don't get cocky
are you guys retarded?
A word for push-ups in this gay DA.
If it fails, Bioware shuts down.
It's an even bigger flop than we could have imagined
Normalfags are playing Black Ops not this shit
It is a meme you tard
Chud bros not like this...gonna have to jerk off to femboys for this L today
what, no preloads?
Is this your first bioware game here? This happened since SW:TOR every single Bioware game dunno why Anon Babble has such a hate boner for them.
literally fucking zero
KEKYPOW
0 players
its over....
im in
i named my dude Frett Barve
im throwing fireball TD's like noones business
its glorious
total chud lossification
Are Biotrannies really this desperate?
CHUDS WONNED
BIOWARE SISTERS LOSTED-ED
Wokies are desperate for a win after Concord Dustborn and the Pajeeta game all flopped. Chuds have nothing better to do
Concord won.
Pro tip. Dont run it on ultra graphicvrm4gs.
6 million
b.b..but Anon Babble you said this game would fail!!!!!
Why no reviews yet?
NO
NOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
They're charging 80 motherfucking dollars for CoD now? What the fuck
no one buyed...
it's over
BUYED BOUGHTED PAYED
Payed is right, but also strange. kek
Its gay
It will be gay whether a million people play it or nobody plays it.
Cope and seethe.
Reminder that Starfield is a financial success
Implying
Reminder that Tango Gameworks (whose game was ACTUALLY successful) got axed to help cover the costs of Starfield flopping.
chuds dont understand downloading 100GB+ takes more than 6 minutes
600k concurrent
Yeah I'm thinking it's over chudsisters...
STOP THE COUNT
It's not a boogeyman, it was all me, they're right
no it's not lol
they didn't report it
0 players
lmao they sent 0 PC review codes for this game. even if everyone is downloading, usually you see like 20 online instantly who have press copies.
It's truly over for DEI trannies.
This is the biggest flop we have ever seen.
actually they said Steam sales were up like 60% or something like that over hte last one. CoD has never been super popular on PC though and the game has already been out a week
kek
Good name
Its nice you'll have fun either way.
It's got a close to a 10 year dev cycle. But if you're so sure, go ahead, take my money. Place a put.
It's quite fine to compare it to BG3. BG3 didn't restrict it's key availablility out of fear of negative reaction and they STILL only got an 84 out of it. They're C+Ding videos already. BG3 if anything reveled in it's WTF bear sex shit.
NOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING HAPPENING
89
89
89
89
89
89
89
89
89
89
If your shit looks like this you should probably get a colonoscopy bro
89
89
89
89
89
89
How could you tell if it's fake? The purchase might be legit but the actual people buying it doesn't have to be.
In my country, film producers buy movie tickets for their movies when they bomb because they have to reach a bare minimum to not return the Government funds if they got them, so it's cheaper to buy tickets for empty seats because they get some of the money back anyway.
v blown the fuck out as per usual
Uhh, guys?
AAAAAIIIEEEEEE
it's in 89 players
Xisters......we did it...
STOP THE COUNT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Remember that if it flops they'll blame it on EA making it DRM free.
everyone just wants to see if its fails, nobodies playing
OH NO NO NO NO CHUDDIES
NOT LIKE THIS
ITS OGER
STOP THE COUNT
finally up: 89
Chudbros...
OH NO NO NO NO IT'S RAISING CHUD SISTERS
89 Players
WOW GREAT GAME NINTENDO
89 DICKLESS FAILED MALES
It's over
Confirmed for more players than its metacritic score, thus not a flop.
People are still downloading the game retards
chuds...we won
Good enough for me, another glorious victory for do nothing gods like myself.
chuds lost
Posts that aged like milk seconds after being posted.
Kek.
DUSTBORN WON
89 people were able to download 100GB in like 5 minutes
damn...
GET RAPED TRANNIES
OH NO TRANNIES
COPE
6 million? What an awful player count. Reminds me of that tragedy.
89000
not like this chud bros
89
OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAAHAHA
steamdb view count for the game is higher than the player count
Kek.
is all of GCJ playing this?
ALL ME BTW
hold the line chudbros
nothing ever happens can become it's over faster than you think
this tranny is mad.
Noooooooooooooooooooo ittttttssss sssooooooooooooooooo hiiiiiiiiiiiiggghhhhhhhh!
EIGHTY NINE PLAYERS
this you?
And SH2 remake was a good game everyone expected to be shit.
go kys you poser
CONCORD CHADS WE WON THE FLOP WAR
we lost chudsisters... I'm scheduling my reassignment surgery right now...
ahhh shit no femdom for me
hate boner
Implying I have enough passion for anything they put out to feel hatred lmao. I'm just here because everything released from this game is literally Concord tier and have genuine curiosity now.
Bioware hasn't made anything good since ME2
If it breaks 50k, I will stop playing games altogether and focus 100% of my free time on finishing my game with zero pozzed shit. Guess I am the last hope.
that's honestly quite sad for bioware, but he happens if you only hire literally lefties who don't want to make a good game but just push their agenda. Like it's actually mental illness to keep these people around you.
89 players more than we anticipated
NO NO NO NO CHUDS HOW DID WE NOT FORSEE THIS
less players than Sex with Hitler 1 and 2
but it does fail. as a game with an engaging story. that's not under question. the question is if it fails either at being successful propaganda or financially.
civ vii deluxe is $100. crazy.
It doesn't have to be successful just appear to be. Numbers without sales or players to farm consensus and monopoly money. Everything is fake and gay.
How many people worked in the game?
Screencap this, when it hits 100k I'll be back to laugh
How the fuck are there only 89 players? why the fuck is this game in steams TOP SELLERS?
how does that shit even work? im beginning to think its just a shill category.
162
I predict 20k.
Their ad spend seems normal for AAA. The weird thing is that they FLEW OUT a bunch of people to play the game, and then did NOT give them a early review key.
The series just has a lot of old fans and a huge female (XX) audience who are immune to chuds' opinions.
I wonder how many origins fans will go for this. Inquisition is a mixed bag but does have some fans. We'll see what the XX fujiyoshi power is.
chuds already coping
It'll hit 100k once people get back from work and finish downloading
162
i repeat 162
CHUDDIES LOST
IT TWICED
IT'S OVER
what is a preload
A good flop is best enjoyed after it flops, not before.
162 the 3rd world internet is reporting in.
162
IT IS OVER CHUDSISTERS.
162
PLAYERBASE ALMOST DOUBLED. AT THIS RATE VEILGUARD WILL BE PLAYED BY EVERY PERSON ON EARTH IN A MATTER OF HOURS.
162
STOP THE COUNT
STOP THE COUNT
STOP THE COUNT
It's been in development for around 10 years, scrapped and restarted twice.
Still not enough to make back their money though.
This is going to surpass Wukong. Screecap this post.
162
STOP THE COUNT RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's doubling by the minute....
66k viewers and rising
Cope
ITS JUST NOT LOADING YET CHUDS ITS JUST NOT LOADING THE PLAYERS PROPERLY YET
JUST YOU WAIT
Update:
162 players
chuds lost, it will only get higher
NOT SO FAST CHUDS
me and my polycule are mixing up some bathtub HRT to celebrate 100k concurrent players
doubles in two minutes
chudsisters...
it's NOT GOOD
Dragon Age: Inquisition sales reached 6 million units.
6 million? I find that number very difficult to believe anons.
I DONT CARE I AM HAVING A BUST!
and it's not only Bioware this what happening with literally every single western AAA studio. When will these niggers wake up? You didn't hire game devs you hired people who want to push their agenda.
HURRY THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB NIGGER CASHIER
PUT ME DOWN FOR 30K MAXIMUM PLAYERS
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BREAKING NEWS. HIT GAME VEILGUARD DOUBLES ITS PLAYERCOUNT IN JUST 2 MINUTES.
only 89 people playing this game 10 minutes after release in the middle of a work day?!
We won! DEI is over!
You chuds are completely braindead holy shit
HOLY FUCKING KEK
AHAHAHAHAHAH
They were one of my favorite companies in the late 90s - mid 00s.
They're just not the same studio so I don't give a shit.
600/500 here, faggots.
What size this game is? If it's around 50gb, then we need to wait around an hour, when burgers finish downloading it with their shitty isps.
Nobody actually bought it, people just want to watch the trainwreck
At least 6 million units will be sold
If this game hits 20k I will drink my own piss.
he doesnt know how to write 6 million in numbers
LMAOOOOOOO
doubling every update
A barvlion players incoming.
That's like 10 times less than most big AAA releases.
I screencapped this
Dear Concordians...i don't feel so good...
I'm calling Bioware barely breaking even from people who only bought it to own le chuds.
I predict 39k and good reception from the modern audiences
If this game sells 1 copy minimum, I will drink your piss.
THIS
IT WILL NEVER STOP INCREASING
Steamcharts probably updates the playercount every few minutes or so. It's not real time, my anons
That's 971 players per hour! In 4 hours there will be 3888 players AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Keep me posted
AAIIIIEEEEEEE IT KEEPS INCREASING
It's funnier his way.
nooooooo broooos whats happening
in the middle of a work day?!
like clockwork
I think you'd do it anyways.
Aren't they giving it away with graphics cards?
Yes.
You haven't been paying attention to the YEAR OF FLOPS. We literally had a couple of full AAA games with 3 digit numbers.
Screencap this
It'll hit 100k in about a hour guaranteed
We got too cocky...
Are you braindead?
its doubling every 2 mins
itll reach millions if it keeps up this momentum
CHUDSISTERS NOOOO IM LITERALLY SCREAMING RIGHT NOW
What the fuck is a chud?
I just don't like trannies
ABSOLUTE CHUD MELTDOWN. WE WON, SISTERS.
IT KEEPS INCREASING
modern audience where are you????
actually so sad to see what happened to them, I loved old Bioware. There's not a single IP in the west that is enjoyable anymore because lefties ruined them all.
The game is 100 GB. Most players haven't even finished decrypting the preload yet.
wait until the pajeets are done with their diwali celebration chuds
Concord had 20k alone with shroud and couldn't break 697 players.
you are a worthless retard shill
Misspelling of Chad.
Player count doubling every 10 minutes, Chuds on Suicide Watch!!
If you have to ask, look in the mirror chuddy
GET OFF THE PHONE I'M ON THE INTERNET
Just an FYI, anything under 200k concurrent is a total flop, in terms of money and time invested and it is never hitting that.
STOP THE COUNT
when can I pirate this
torrent isnt out yet
its over piratebros....
Indians hate troons thoubeit
MORE SALES/PLAYERS THAN DOLLARS GOOGLE OWES TO RUSSIA, LETS GO!
OMG OMG OMG WHAT DID ASMONGOLD SAY IS IT GOOD??!?!
I haven't even decompiled the shaders yet. Expect one more player!
Cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller. It's from a shitty 80s movie in an attempt to make a slut that won't offend anyone
player count rising drastically
Anon Babble officially on suicide watch
DA SISTERS WE FUCKING WON
IT WONT STOOOOOOP
Why are you lashing out at the most sensible conclusions to what has been shown? People are downloading, installing, everyone has different internet speed, and Steam numbers don't get updated every second.
I don't like BioShit, never played any of their turd games, but you are acting stupid.
I know it will sell
That doesn't mean it will be good though
THEY TRYNA SEND FOR ME
162 4 minutes ago
Woke sisters, this is not looking good.
we need to go faster
The modern audience is on its way. You lost incels.
Have faith, sisters (10 barves have been made for this post). If we can reach 700 players then we've won. We beat Concord.
Jeets entire culture is based on Troonery
Just an FYI, anything under 2000k concurrent is a total flop, in terms of money and time invested and it is never hitting that.
Posting your cope from the future
That's it, I'm ordering HRT
Chuds wonned
still at 162
it's fucking over
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watching and buying are not the same thing. Hell most people probably want to see if its good or not or to just make fun of it
Chuds losted.
behold, the cope is starting trans sisters.
some would say this whole thread is cope.
SAD!
People are not being serious when they're laughing at the numbers right now, retard. You are too dumb for the internet.
GABE IS SUPPRESSING THE NUMBERS
IM DOING IT AS HARD AS I CAN
Literally middle of the day on a Thursday
Do you expect a million people to take the day off to play a game the second it releases?
Not everyone is a jobless loser like you, weirdo
Reminder if this game is a hit all the chuds in here have to transition
Screencap this!
I... I kneel
IM BARVEING AS FAST AS I CAN, IM NOT Anon Babble ENOUGH FOR THIS SHIT.
I dunno
Hopefully 3 people
Possibly 70 to 100k
Then that means DAV is going to be the biggest AAA game this year??
Jesus christ, this is some weaponized cringe
DO NOT REDEEM THE CODE
Chad + stud
its over.
still 162 is this normal this is the first time i have watched a launch on steamdb.
Windows 7 not supported
what the fuck?
can I just do some pushups as a forfeit?
yep
People are downloading the game
an attempt to make a slut
DROP AND GIVE ME 10
that image
qrd preasu anon-kun. Saw it posted a bunch of times now
IT DOES NOT TAKE MINUTES TO DOWNLOAD A 100GB GAME FFS
GUYS, TURN IN CNN. HAMBURGER HELPER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
rising drastically
Where?
they literally cannot lose chuderinos
DX12, luddite.
Lefties always ran bioware but the purity spiral slowly drove them insane. It was already shit by that point anyway thoughever
I'll be back to laugh at the Chuds after I dilate Xisters
Don't panic, everybody is just waiting for sundown to make the troons extra scary 1 gorillion players inc
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO OWN LE CHUDS!!!!! GO WOKE GO BROKE IS SUPPOSED TO BE FAKE!!!!!!
Did BG3 get scrapped 3 times? Did BG3 have one of its versions be a live service model?
A lot of people watching, but nobody's playing. Definition of a trainwreck.
stuck at 162
AHAHAHAAHAHAA
almost doubled since the last update
chuds lost
Lefties always ran bioware but the purity spiral slowly drove them insane
sure, but it was never this bad, never they lost all their quality.
People are playing it off EA Origin retards
Nice game you got there troons lmao
didn't even try to make some meme number, just fall on his keyboard
Zero effort
mfw I'm gifting copies to my entire friends list rn
You can't stop us
COD is 5$ on gamepass
This is better entertainment than modern movies.
People are downloading the game
Doesn't Steam allows for pre-downloads?
b.b.but they're only watching not playing!!!
Chud cope
Reminder that mentally ill troons are buying 10 copies every time you post this to own the chuds
WHAT IS GOING ON?! IMPOSSIBLE!
trannies have set their expectations so low that they will accept any number above 162
Is it even out yet?
162
Finally, THE form
DA SISSIES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the real question is when can we submit reviews
EVERYONE STOP BARVING
YOU WON
WE WON DUSTBORN BROS
you are funding her condoms either way
Not for veilguard
We can.. and we will.
ow fuck
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
1,829
concord bros this cant be true...
1800 it's beaten concord.
More people are playing DA2
Its over...
1829
OH NO NO NO NO NO
So many concurrent players that the player tracker crashed
So this is the power of woke. Whoah.
Until it goes over 1800, more people are currently playing DAI than this one.
First green number
at 162 for a full 10 minutes
UHHH SISTERS??!?!?!?!
As of 20 minutes ago, yes.
I was watching skillups review of this game and it looked pretty good aside from the ugly characters, the game was extremely well optimized too.
STOP THE COUNT
Anthem sold a lot better than this lmao
SONY DOES IT AGAIN
No. They're downloading it now. It will raise soon.
That's terrible, holy shit
chud bros... its over
I can feel it
We are returning to form
1k+
its over chuds, kys
RETREAT!!!!
FLOPBROS FALL BACK TO ASSASSINS CREED SHADOWS!!!!
LIVE TO FLOP ANOTHER DAY!!!!
Playter number not reviews matter. Its going to have massive confirmation bias because all the troon bought it.
CHUDS
LOST??????
ywnbaw
STOP THE COUNT!!!!
STOP THE DAMN COUNT
It's low AAA. They added extra contractors.
125 is rock solid middle class AAA. Maybe a touch low. AAA tends to start around 50 million.
Inquisition made most of its sales at the long tail, and that number includes the Epic giveaway.
It's good for shitposting, lamentation, and, maybe the fujiyoshis will get something out of it.
it's over
GOTY here we go
That's it. It beat expectations and is now a financial success. Chuddies lost.
preload
no such thing
almost 2k players
STOP THE COUNT
I'M BARVING, THEY/THEM-SAMA
PLEASE, NO MORE, DON'T LET THE PLAYER COUNT RAISE ANYMORE I'M BARVING AS HARD AS I CAN
TOTAL CHUD DEFEAT
All jokes aside it will hit 30K max this weekend. Which is still a massive flop for a big budget AAA game.
we won... I cut my penis and I will be happy.
Already more players than concord has ever seen
god were not getting another flop that good in a lifetime
NO NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING CHUDSISTERS
our $300 million budget game has 1000 players!
WE WON!!!
why are they like this?
ITS THEY
that's in the first 20 minutes
now extrapolate 24 hours
Reminder that the Elden Ring DLC had 700K in the first 10 mins.
Breaking 1000 is an achievement
tfw have to do one pushup for every concurrent player
Concord flop literally can't be replicated. That's 400+ million dollars for 0% return.
Enough to buy it full price?
Here's ANOTHER metric to watch. Watch how many people pirate the game. The torrent tracker won't lie.
I don't feel represented by this game.
They're counting each epic free game as a sale.
Midrange PC and console players are in for a treat today
AAAIIIEEE
CHUD HAS FALLEN
MILLIONS MUST BARV
LOL, CHUD BTFO, player number up 1000% in 10 minutes.
We did it Xisters....
Nice try homo i bet your the guy with the scope. Just chomping at the bit to put me under.
Chuds are suiciding as we speak
Nice, at least 5000 sales. Shareholders are eating good tonight.
$300 million budget
Was it really?
How do you even get to that number? Bioware isn't that big.
FUCK OFF CHUD. THIS IS A WIN FOR US SISSYS
Elden Ring doesnt have 100GB, though. It also had pre-load.
Anon Babble - Statistics
30K max
It's like if they made a beer but made an ingredient in the beer specifically to ruin the taste of it and then they're like "WHY WONT YOU GUYS DRINK THIS"
FORM RETURNED
food analogy
Is this real? Jesus.
2000 trannies bought DAV
Damn.
MAKE IT STOP
4.503
AIEEEEEEEEEE MAKE IT STOP
By nightfall the steam charts will be swarming with orcs
SKILLUP LOST
it's over chudskies
Remind me, how much online big games had in hour after release?
really, anon?
chudbros...
I'm gonna barv...
CHUDS LOST TRUMP LOST HAHAHAHAHAHA
It’s been in development for 8 years
MAKE IT STOP
amazing it's bean concord and dustborn combined.
OK NEW PLAN FLOPSISTERS
WE WAIT ONE MONTH AND THEN POST "wow look nobody's playing this shit anymore" AND HOPE NOBODY POINTS OUT THAT ITS A SINGLE PLAYER NON-LIVE SERVICE GAME
CAPTCHA: GAYJR
Wukong had 2M
Elden Ring had 1M
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT WASN'T TO BE LIKE THIS
4.5k for 20 mins,ehh thats all you got ?
CEO of Chuds here, I'm BARVING
STOP THE COUNT
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
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ITS OVER
The form… It’s coming right at us!
I've been barving for the last ten minutes
My arms are tired, but it's only a fraction of the pain Transpeople suffer daily, so I'll keep barving.
In one hour?
Chuds on Suicide Watch
Bioware's legacy as a great game maker. Bioware currently has some of the people most heavily against Anon Babble, as in they actively want it removed from the internet, and helped with the attack on buying passes, as well as the attack on DLsite payment providers.
The yaoi loving fujioshi audience DOES exist for this game, so it's not going to be like an unknown 9 or concord level crash.
Finally they want GCJ upvotes.
posts BG3’s player numbers
Give it two hours, wish we could see statistics for refunds.
Israel
AAA? 700k+
Successful AA? 200-400k
I'VE RETURNED MY FORM
"T-T-TRUST IN THE PLAN F-FELLOW CHUDS SURELY THERE ARENT ANY MORE PEOPLE ON EARTH LEFT TO PLAY THIS??"
It would sell more with Denuvo that's for sure!
it's not enough allybros.. if we take turns whipping eachother it will be more effective
Remember to do 1 push up for every player.
group suicide if it reaches 50k
4500
All US trannies delayed their suicide to boot the game and show the chuds.
Form status?
Yes, but they had preloads.
If this doesn't crack 100K in 30 mins, it's a huge flop.
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE it has gone up AGAIN, at this rate they will hit TEN THOUSAND players by the end of the day
77% of critics recommend
86% top critic average
Can someone explain how this works?
RETVRNED
Hit detection did an OK, if potentailly long term negative job with SH2 remake.
Pics or fuck off.
10k soon. Complete chuddington annihilation.
KA-MA-LA! KA-MA-LA! KA-MA-LA! KA-MA-LA! KA-MA-LA! KA-MA-LA! KA-MA-LA! KA-MA-LA!
Still a financial flop though.
NEW THREAD
Bros… they’re on pace to hit a million. Did we lose?
Trump approved
people are playing it off EA Origin
russians hack their Origin accounts, as is tradition
russians are playing it off EA Origin
putin finds out the USA has suddenly invaded him with 2SLGBTQQIIAA+ psychological weaponry
is this how ww3 actually starts? was it worth it?
I would like to remind the bunker troons this shit needs 300k at least to be mildly successful. Bets on 30K max.
Moving the goalpost already, eh?
if it hits 100k today I'll buy it and start trooning
That's a rough estimate based on Bioware's employee count over time. Mostly because of how fucking long it took.
I can only d0 40. It's over.
NOT EVEN DOUBLING ANYMORE
BARVESISTERS WHAT'S HAPPENING
So far, I'm having a blast with this game. I thought BG3 was really good, but this would have definitely been my GOTY if they were released in the same year without a doubt.
Maybe the form we've returned to is the refund request form.
F L O P P E D
L
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P
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11,065
Sisters...
middle of american workday
11k
d-did we lose?
End of workday in Europe though
Chud sisters... we lost...