DOOM THE DARK AGES

This unironically looks better than Eternal.

removes glory kills

Literally why?

Really fucking glad they got rid of the clown vomit aesthetic.

i was reading people's reactions to the new doom while Anon Babble was down and it's widely negative, both on places like reddit and infinitychan.

Medival times

he has a gun

who wrote this shit?

I wish doom was a story heavy RPG with dialogue options and choices and consequences

serious Sam tier flat giant arenas with nothing on them

Too much of reliance on parrying

dragon turret sections taking down Ubisoft demon towers

even more terrible doom slayer marvel lore

radio chatter from allies in doom slayers ear

With all that being said I’m sure they found a way to make it fun since I liked 2016 and eternal but the above is kind of off putting.

SIM ON SAYS

me

STAND UP
STAND UP
STAND UP

What is this reaction image

It was supposed to be a Quake game. Pic related

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you will parry the green orbs

No it wasn't
No one gives a fuck about Quake
The DOOM name actually sells
Simple as

more importantly how come humans have high tech castles?

They said they didn't want to be constantly breaking up the flow of combat. There's still glory kills of sorts where you can finish off an enemy with targeted dismemberments or chunk them, but it all looks a bit more generic than the scripted animations of previous games obviously.

It's not Earth's medieval age. It's the Argenta who were basically medieval people uplifted by the maykrs.

Yes which is why they changed it from Quake to Doom.

They haven't been removed entirely, there's still some synced glory kills you can do on certain enemies, but mostly it's about the glory strike now.

This looks like utter shit.
My favourite is how one of the green shots already hits the doomguy but he does The Parry(tm) and the projectile flies back.

Yeah and it's not a Quake game
Cope and seethe, your irrelevant franchise is dead and buried

Is that supposed to be the Simon says blobs that you have to parry?

Because they ruin the fucking game. Loot piñata same fucking animation over and over. I just wanna shoot cunts.

Yes which is why they changed it from Quake to Doom.

Boy, do I have the game for you!

Proof?

it was always meant to be a doom game

It was more than likely Quake in the pitching stages but got told Quake won’t sell as well as Doom. There was a lot of hints being thrown around when Eternal released.

I'm excite. I bought the premium edition and took the day off work. They completely ditched multiplayer and said they went all in on a premium singleplayer experience so I'm expecting good things.

It was more than likely Quake in the pitching stages but got told Quake won’t sell as well as Doom.

More than likely that they already knew that beforehand and the game was always meant to be a DOOM game set in the Doomguy past with the Sentinels.

Quake

UAC Atlantica my beloved

PS3 graphics

Parryshit

No challenge

Slow Motion shit

Mobile game UI

The only reason Doom Eternal got so much praise was because of Bethesda's massive shill campaign they ran on the game because they fucking KNEW it was going to be controversial. It had to have cost them a fortune thus the DLC and constant transactions in the game. I don't think they had nearly the budget to shill as hard this time around especially now that inflation has set in. Posts like are also of note as the design choices are, as usual, 1 step forward, 2 steps back.

we removed glory kills

Good.

the game is slower now

Bad.

On a personal note, I hope this game makes everyone stop pretending they actually liked the nu-Dooms and can admit that they're bad. 2016 is a solid meh at best. Eternal is shit and mogged hard by Ultrakill

and constant transactions in the game

What the fuck is this schizo babbling about?

DOOM Eternal is the best first person shooter video game ever made period.
Dilate about it

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Be honest guys, does this look good to you?

Am I supposed to impressed you spent that much time in a bad game?

Yeah it does

They fooled me twice so I'm going to sit on the fence. I bought 2016, torrented Eternal, and IDK if I'll even be arsed to even download Dark Ages at all.

Not him but I was ready to argue against it being the best fps ever made until I realized that I can’t name a single one that’s as fun while being challenging on higher difficulties.

PS3 graphics

Thanks for outing yourself as a subhuman zoomer

Oh shit the shills are actually here again.

Don’t insult Serious Sam by comparing it to Nu-Doom slop.

mogged hard by Ultrakill

punching bag enemies

Yikes!

this looks bad
why turn doom into parryslop
moving to evade damage is way more interesting than pressing a button at the right time to evade damage

You'd be surprised when stuff like this is in the top15 for most wishlisted on steam.
store.steampowered.com/app/2109770/Kingmakers/

It's a genre people are interested in apparently.

We're 5 years later and this gem will only get dethroned by another DOOM game
DOOM is truly the peak of FPS

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Not a shill. Can you name a better fps?

What defines Eternal as a good FPS?

Serious Sam is dog shit

Sure

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replies with a question

Concession accepted

flat arenaslop with enemies having 0 ai

Next

Serious Slop

You brownoids never watched Army of Darkness?

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can't define his own standard

Knob slobber detected

LE HECKIN BOOMSTICK

trash movie. The only good evil dead was the first.

continues to evade the question

Kwab

LE HECKIN

Back to Plebbit

Does Quake1 EVEN have an actual story outside 'lovecraft monsters want to invade earth, and some ranger dude with no name (unless its Svenson Simpson), has to travel to diferent dark dimensions to stop them'?

If anything, it would just be for the better if the next doom actually features the quake 1 monsters and expands on their lore instead of trying to separate Quake1 and doom, because Q1 has no story. And the timeline from Q2-Q4 simply is not compatible with Doom, either the original or the new timeline.

no don't answer me like that

Cry harder.

Army of darkness is reddit

Cthulhu in Doom

This should’ve been a Quake game

fart

welp

Yes we know, everything you don't like is Reddit

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No but everything you like is reddit

Nu Shambler

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gassed out this fast

Try harder next time.

Clair (game pass)

Oblivion Demake

Doom the dark ages

Say a single negative thing about any of these games and you will be relentlessly attacked. Are Microsoft Jeet marketers this well staffed?

You fight shamblers in the latest Q2 level pack, Hugo's building up his DCU to do this.

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No it shouldnt, because lovecraft quake was only one game that had no lore. All that is quake is from Q2 to Q4. Even Q3A is more inline with the Q2 canon than Q1.

You're kidding right?
Just like Eternal, it's extremely hard, if not impossible, to talk about those games in good faith
Each thread gets shitted up by the same annoying schizos and this has been going on for 5 years

Weird how they went with such a different direction for the cacodemon design when 2016 and Eternal were relatively faithful to the original. I like it though.

OP is a disingenuous faggot that's going to keep spamming the same misleading webms every day to desperately try to make the game look bad
Imagine being that fucking pathetic, holy shit

It’s just an octabrain rip off from duke which was a ripoff of doom. It’s come full circle.

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disingenuous

Oh it’s the oblivion demake marketer from last night.

What’s misleading about it? It’s direct gameplay footage.

Eternal was fucking dogshit and if you disagree you're tarded. This is a hard fact

I am bad at video games

Yes, we know.

AAA games like this aren't that hard to talk about on Anon Babble really. Yes, you'll get a lot of spam and shitposters, but you'll still be able to have genuine discussions because of the sheer volume of threads about the game. If you were trying to make a thread about a niche game instead you'd get nothing but the back-seat janny faggots telling you to buy an ad or take it to reddit. You don't know how good you have it.

Swapping your weapon every 4 seconds is hard

Pretending like this matters anyways

Self-euthanize

Your Ultra Nightmare save bro?

I'm trying to P rank Sisyphus on Brutal. I'll screencap that when I'm done

ITT: Slowfag cope
Doom Eternal perfected the genre and made every FPS obsolete by comparison. You cannot deny this. Nothing compares to the speed, difficulty, verticality and intensity.

he plays the tranny game

Nigga wat?

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You're playing a troon game, I'm playing a troon game. You wanna ERP on Discord?

I actually like that all 3 modern Doom games are completely different

The only problem I had with Eternal is that I thought the myriad of recharging abilities could have been dialed back a bit. I have trouble finding a comfortable keyboard layout to fit all the hotkeys I need for them, and it becomes a bit exhausting keeping track of all the recharge times. Also would have preferred if the cacodemons weren't one-shottable with grenades. Makes them feel pretty pointless. Great game otherwise.

they introduced the cosmic realm this time probably to tie with the quake series

I'm going back to Doom 3

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Going from Doom 2016 directly to Eternal is horrible, the art style change sucks major balls and floating pick ups for the weapons are stupid, bet they just did that to cheap out on the pick up animations

The guns also feel far worse than 2016 in every way especially the super shotgun, so I expect TDA to suffer from the same problems

I'm going back to the chronicles of riddick

Hugo confirmed on PlayStation podcast that the cosmic realm won’t tie Quake and Doom together.

huh the new doom game looks kind of cool

it's a prequel set in medieval times so that means it's gonna be rather grounded like 2016 and it's not gonna involve much of the shitty lore introduced in eternal, right?

see the latest trailer

MAYKRS MAYKRS MAYKRS ARGENT D' NUR GORILLIONS DEAD YOU ARE THE ONE THEY FEARRRRRRR

Why is Hugo like this?

I hate the mandatory weapon changes in Doom Eternal.
I'm playing through right now and it is not enjoyable in the slightest for me.
I want to be able to kill any enemy with any weapon, yea, less effectively, but not to the absurd extend of Doom Eternal.
I don't want to fligh around and pin point shoot at a little enemy part with a particular firing mod of a particular weapon.
I don't want to be surrounded by little shit enemies and I don't want 10 rounds of ammo per weapon.
I don't like the killing of small enemies to refill ammo on the fly, I want to shoot stuff and find ammo in the arena to refill.
It sucks, they pushed the ADHD shit too far.

Same, I really respect that, though I do wonder how they'll make this one challenging for people who are used to Eternal on Nightmare. Or maybe they won't even try, which is worthy of respect too.

It's gonna fucking happen. Just as predicted. The same people who shat on Eternal for being too spastic are now upset about the next game being too slow. Always old good new bad. On the plus side they can stop pretending to be schizophrenic about Eternal

It looks like a mix of many classic shooters, Quake is obviously one of them.

refuses to learn mechanics

hates the game

Fucking retard.

Going from Doom 2016 directly to Eternal is horrible, the art style change sucks major balls and floating pick ups for the weapons are stupid, bet they just did that to cheap out on the pick up animations

its ironic you would complain about this because they did it precisely to be more accurate to the original games visually. people who actually like doom loved the eternal reveal in 2019 because of that and now you fucking posers step right into that trap

Anon Babble hates games with good gameplay

Cope eternal

I don't like the mechanics, it's a pain in the ass to play through the game because of that.
As I said, they pushed it too far with all the fucking secondary mods and the fucking grenades that you have to switch on the go, it's just ADHD stuff. And they made all of this shit mandatory, that sucks.

I beat the game on nightmare without every using nades and only switching weapons once my current one was empty
It's not ADHD, you just have a severe skill issue

If it helps you break out of the loop, the little video examples they give you are not the most optimal way of dealing with a single enemy in the game. At least I can't think of any. They're all very unoptimized, so there's still a lot of room for experimentation, don't just replicate what they tell you because it looks effective enough.
Microwave Beam is the best and most universally useful mod in the game.

Oh and never using the flamethrower either, I just now remember it existed after already posting

they did it precisely to be more accurate to the original games

And it's infinitely worse because of it

Army of Darkness

The floating weapon shit is such an inconsequential nitpick, I don't even understand how it's a "problem" at all
Same thing about the artstyle, it's just more in line with OG Doom, and all of the maps look drop dead gorgeous
Usually the only argument you people have is "le revenant looked better/edgier in 2016!!" which is also inconsequential considering enemies in Eternal have dynamic gibbing and they'll get more visually fucked up the longer you fight them
You remember how Mancubus and Cyberdemon looked in 2016?? That shit was putrid, in a bad way

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thats a good thing

You can do exactly that, you haven't actually played Eternal and it shows, you're just parroting whatever contrarian opinion you heard about that game

Updated pic bro

I want the doom eternal plasma gun model and animations with the doom 3 plasma gun reload sound (in a different game obviously). Imagine the sex.

I do not believe what you are telling me.
Yea, I did as I wanted, using the weapons I wanted to use, but I use my 12 rounds of ammo on a medium sized enemy and then I have to use the 20 rounds of the other weapon to finish it, then I kill a small enemy to refill my ammo and have to repeat it for the next 10 medium enemies and empty all my ammo when there's 2 big ones.
Or I could just jump around and switch weapons 10 times while I'm in the air and use the third weapon mod of the fifth weapon to kill this particular type of enemy, then I have to keep little shits alive to refill 10% of my ammo etc...
And to spice it all up your life burns at the speed of light, a little scratch and you loose 50% of your life, this whole system of glory kills sucks, I really don't like it and how it's been pushed in Eternal.

I honestly wouldn't say that Eternal was different from 2016
I'd say that to me at least, Eternal felt like 2016 formula, done right
Dark Ages does look like a completely different beast though

everything is inconsequential

You sound like you pick type 2 in games where you can make your own character

I for one liked the extra animations, not picking up a floating keycard just so bing bing wahoo retards can clap that it was "just like back in the day", also all the eternal characters look like plastic and it sucks

Brutal Doom isn't even relevant anymore, most play the Project Brutality spin-off instead

I do not believe what you are telling me.

That's why I called it a severe skill issue
Not on my first playthrough btw. First was uv. Second was nightmare

Oh, you can do that once you have everything upgraded to the max?
Cool, but it's an hassle to get through the game, I think I will just cheat and get infinite ammo at this point.

Kek you'll never beat the game
Fucking retard

is this in ultra easy mode or what, these guy don't even put up a fight at all.

One of the minor things that bothers me is the cape. It is purely vanity.
Did Doomguy go "I wanna put this on to look pretty for the demons". It just does not make sense.

Does he actually wear a cape in the game I thought it was just for some trailer shot?

Game promotional material looks braindead easy

WOAH DUDE
YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WILD WORLD TO NOTICE THIS

remove unique, enemy and angle specific animations

replace them with melee animations + slow down

they're lazy

I'm not and ADHD zoomer, I want to move, aim and shoot, sometimes jump too.
I'm going to cheat then.

group of pinkies

try to use chaingun, it takes forever to kill them and it wastes all my ammo

shotgun two-shots them

Forced rock-paper-scissors weapon swapping. Shit game.

Rule of cool
Simple as

This.

Because idiots will run to defend them for an inferior product anyway, so why bother animating extra stuff when you can save money?

Now what about the master levels

I watched my dad play Doom 2 around the time it came out so I'm probably older than you, having a skill issue is fine but coping about it is cringe

Nothing special happening in that webm by the way. Now show us how you kill a turret or better yet a marauder with that weapon. Not to mention you spent all your ammo in 42 seconds

cause qtes are stupid and im glad they are gone

it's for intimidation, like a mane on a helmet

i dont think a cape intimidates demons

Yes Commander Thira my queen
Glory to Argent D'Nur

Visually, I like this better than Eternal. Doom 2016 had the best level aesthetic - futuristic base with crime-scene gore and flashing alarm lights. Eternal looked like someone wanted to make Hell into a Universal Studios theme park ride. This looks a lot more like Quake than classic Doom, but I always tied both games together in my memory so I don't care if they borrow from each other.

The enemies look better than 2016 or Eternal. Doom 2016 demons looked more like aliens, really chitinous and no visible pupils. Eternals demons looked better, but bordered on cartoonish. A lot like the original Doom's sprites. This game looks like the last game's demons but mixed with Quake stuff. Strogg-like cyborg attachments but also some medieval things mixed in.

I am playing on medium, for the most part i go through everything with no problem, however, the moments they add more enemies, more weapons, more fucking secondary fire mods it starts to get on my fucking nerves.
For exemple, those fucking snakes faggots are a pain in the ass to kill, I use the fucking rocket launcher when I have fucking ammo, then I fire and blow half of my fucking health up because I'm just 5 meters away instead of 6.
Then there's all of the little faggots all around and those fat faggots and tanks spawning at the same time, then I die and I have to try it many times to play the way they wanted me to play, by using a particular weapon at a certain time, it sucks.

Hated Eternal for the gay parkour.
Fights were fun but having to play FP Unsharted was not. If D:DA removes that bullshit it's already better.

Okay so you're bad, what do you want us to say?

Hating a game because you're bad at it is retarded, if you find challenge in hurt me plenty then judge the game on those merits instead of blaming the game for your skill issue

Unironically git gud.

The SFM porn is gonna be epic

Who dis

Nothing, I'm saying that I don't like this gameplay, that's all.
The problem is that I cannot play the way I want.
I don't like the weapon swap shit, I hate it actually.
But bad luck I am forced to use it and use it well enough in the tense moments, and it is at these moments that I hate the game even more, because I have to play as it was meant to.
I am good at Painkiller.

Commander Thira, King Novik's daughter

The hatred for the platforming fucking mystifies me, I probably play more doom (modded admittedly) than any one of those chuckleheads and the brief platforming sections were almost always a welcome break from fighting. Because they last like 15 seconds

I am good at Painkiller.

It's the most braindead game in existence, even more so than DOOM 2016

he barely shoots anyways just parries big balls

Yea, it's a fucking great game.

You already told us you were bad at actual video games, no need to repeat it

King Novik's daughter

I hope she will be narrating the intro cutscene, it would be kino

What a waste. With all the Lovecraftian creatures we could have had a new Quake game.

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Cope
Your worthless franchise is dead forever

speaking of quake, i wonder how quake enjoyers cope with the fact that even quakecon is about doom lmao

make it doom and make it doom
yeh

sorry ranger but doomslayer shall kill the cosmic eldritch instead

It's time to apologise to Doom 3.

Sorry Doom 3 was so shit

yep

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it looks like it came from viscerafest

Didn't say it was hard. Said it wasn't fun. Nigger. Titanfall 2's parkour and movement are a lot better than what Eternal tatnngried to do.

I'm sorry you exist

What interview is this from?

Not playing as a girl.

no need to apologize
some of us just have better tastes
like me

looks fun

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I always thought doom 3 was better than half-life 2

Doom 2016's story was a grand total of 4 scenes. You waking up, Olivia opening hell, Hayden telling you to fix it, Hayden betraying you and stealing the sword-macguffin then credits.

Doom Eternal's story is a sequence of Doomguy going through portals, Doomguy angrily staring at bad guys shortly before killing them, and Doomguy walking away from people while they explain the story.

Doom TDA's story actually has cutscenes and other characters with ambitions/goals, but the last games spoiled everything that's going to happen through lore pages scattered on the ground.

There's really no winning here.

I don't get it either. the only thing I hate in DE in terms of traversal is long elevator rides.

Retarded iFunny meme that was passed around like a blunt in wignat Discord servers back in 2018/19.

quake is 50% strogg and 49% pvp arena shooter and 1% lovecraft

Doesn't look very good. Then again my pc can't even run the game because of the rtx meme so maybe it's just sour grapes
Never thought I'd see doom of all games turn into parryslop

what's the difference between this and returnal?

Gonna be funny watching Doom get mogged come award season because they decided to slow down their combat the same year a Metroid Prime game releases

I remember them showing you can have like up to 3 times faster projectile speed and movement on custom difficulty so speed isn't the issue here

why did they remove one of the most criticized things of the nudoom series

I think that Mick Gordon is overrated as fuck and I don't mind that they're using a new composer. The music they've shown sounds good.

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>punching bag enemies

you can kill them all in 1 second and they will kick your shit in during stuff like brutal encore
all things considered theyre the polar opposite of a punching bag

If only more people were like you and weren't absolute retard about music
Andrew Hulshult did a really good job in Eternal's DLC, and I'm pretty sure Finishing Move did a really good job in Dark Ages
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I'd rather rape the demons than kill them, any game like this?

you can kill them all in 1 second

Yes, if you learn where they spawn and what weapons/techniques kill them quickly. That's why Ultrakill is _fun. Where it turns to shit though is when Radiant enemies are introduced. Now your quick-kill combos don't work because they have too much health. Now your dodging and evasion don't work because they move and attack 2x as fast. You take so much damage that healing by blood isn't fast enough - you NEED to parry everything or you will die.

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Looking forward to this weapon.

I agree
I like his music from other games much more than his Doom work. Specifically NuWolf, Prey, and Killer Instinct despite me never playing that one
I usually put a metal playlist on for Eternal rather than listening to the games music

reddit has been praising the game what the fuck are you smoking?

more

Dude has a mancave full of guitars toys and comics and you think he's above vanity?

heretic is a fantasy game it doesnt have guns it has magic staves and crossbows

play your slow, pseduo-horror using the doom name

can't wait 10 years later ppl say the same shit with eternal.

What is a gun but not a hollow steel staff that shoots projectiles?

Y'all need to play yourselves a real doom wad like picrel

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What is a gun

a firearm

that sharpening filter

This +RGA2 is PEAK dooming
that just a fancy name for a staff.
Firemace firearm same tomatoes.

Lol I've also played this with rga/rgh. Don't really use that gameplay mod anymore but it was fun for a time

as in dergs?

game starts you off with cooldown based sticky launcher and sniper rifle, with some optional tickle functionality on left click

throws tons of mancs, revenants, arachnos and cacos early on for you to exploit their weakpoints with said cooldown fire modes

anon bravely awakens his inner valve playtester and ignores the intended rewarding playstyle in favor of wasting tons of time and ammo

pretending to be retarded is supposed to be a troll, not a flex

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My opinion on her design rested on seeing her from a different angle, and id didn't disappoint. I fully expected her to have an ugly bulldyke haircut.

Should've read the whole conversation before sperging out anon

Yes.

Once you learn how to play the game, breaking weak points becomes a waste of ammo. You're better off just killing any enemy outright.

I love AV, i use to to test out any weapon mod. Heck its good on its own too.
RGA was my fav since i couldnt afford a 360 or new PC to play COD and it was my go to fix.

neodoom prob my fav standalone mod.

he doesn't know

Yeah, using weapon juggling, which is the thing the heavy cannon is there from the start to teach you.

I beat the game on nightmare ... only switching weapons once my current one was empty

What' the missing context?
Did you actually did this for funsies as a challenge? Then you'd understand how far from reasonable intended playstyle that is.
Or did you actively resist every bit of guidance and common fps sense to play the game ass-backwards?

get game pass

see doom eternal

install it

need to create bethesda account

wtf

turn off internet to get around it

play for 5 minutes and get very bored

Looks kino

They said they didn't want to be constantly breaking up the flow of combat.

In Eternal I actually felt like they provived a brief moment of respite in an otherwise rather frantic game.
I'd have preferred the game remained fast with "pauses" rather than slow down and grind me nonstop.

Oh. So the worse a game is, the better it is then.

I don't really like the mechanics of Desert Bus

"you just refused to learn them. Best game!"

LOOKS
FUCKING
KINKO

Play GTA

NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DO I HAVE TO DRIVE CARS

You realize how stupid that shit sounds right?
If you don't like it and are too bad to adapt to the game, then stop playing it, it's that simple

it takes forever to kill them

It doesn't though, not compared to the shotty. Most FPS have arsenals with significant power scaling bound by ammo rarity, so you can design a great variety of encounters depending on enemy positioning, numbers, and ammo availability, basic FPS stuff.

Because they are lazy fucks and instead opted to replace them with braindead glowing circles parry system. This is literally the only reason I'm not gonna give them any money and either pirate this shit or buy it used.

Yeah there's no way around this. They couldn't just put more ammo spawn points or give you ammo whenever you shoot something to death. You need to remove the glory kill system entirely.
Retard

What are some doom wads featuring hot dragon and shark women?

Just ordered a 5070ti specifically for this game bros, upgrading from a 3070
Now please berate me for my stupid decision

cant 3070 play everything 1080p144 already

D3 had this Cacobrain idea before

New stuff runs like ass. I was trying to play robo cop and it's a fucking mess
I blame unreal engine. Doom probably would've ran fine but this way I won't have to worry about it at all. Going for 1440p 144

That's not as dumb as me going from a 5600x to a 5800xt. I plan on using the old CPU still.

Got any pregnant dragons?

Why are the furfags in a Doom thread

Because they jerk off to forcing other people to look at their porn.

Some men just want to watch the world ejaculate

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It's ogre...

me not that kind of orc

I hope there is a cosmic hell knight and hope he is hot AF and throws fireballs

The super shotgun being a one hander because of the shield feels wrong somehow.

He should have had a breast pocket that he pulled shells from, like in Evil Dead.

All of the weapons will be one handed

I'm going to miss the centered viewmodel option.
I don't need to see the shield on screen at all.

The supershotgun being lever-action is so fucking cringe please make it stop its the most iconic weapon in the series