BG3 thread

Why the FUCK did Larian make it a requirement to kill Kagha?

convinced her to abandon the Shadow druids and all you get is a shitty staff

don't convince her and kill her instead and get Broodmother's Revenge

BM's Revenge: Whenever the wearer is healed, their weapon becomes coated in magic and deals an additional 1d6 poison damage.

It's literally a fucking necessary item for multi-attackers like dual wielding Astarion. What the fuck.

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My only consistent roleplaying thing is to AKAD: Always Kill All Druids.

And I don't even care about some shitty magic dildo.

you dont need to minmax in this game

additional 1d6 contingent on receiving active healing

Nah

It's really not that strong, also I think you can get it later anyway. Kagha should have been the druid companion desu

Oblivion owns the board

China lost
You already made a thread chang

no no NO bg3 is still relevant...

Even Saarfield gets more content

Shhh, you'll break the munchkins brains if you try to make them understand there are ways to have fun other than having the most pluses.

Nice slide thread bump on your phone. Very organic.

she's a dumb bitch what's the big deal with killing her?

There are 4 threads up for this 2 year old game no one gave a fuck about over a camera patch. You can stop pretending anyone's biting on the shill campaign.

She doesn't like the thieving refugees, duh. She's literally Hitler. You DID evict the middle-class home owner in Act 3 from his own house to let the refugees live in it instead, right?
Reminder that the devs have the same voting rights you do, lol.

Games Where Chinese Chatbots Reference Obscure NPCs From Shoddy LLM Databases General
You'd talk about this in /bgg/ if you weren't an AI shillbot.

Missed you too Larian schizo

Anon you don't need any of that shit to beat the game. Not even on honour mode.

There are too many people playing this who never ever in their life played a crpg so they struggle hard and need every little advantage they can get and then they fail anyway

I like that better rewards are locked behind the "bad" choice. It's fucking stupid when getting the good ending also gets you the best rewards.

That said, her necklace isn't that great.

Taking ideas for a mod on what to do with Wildheart Aspects to make them more interesting and the subclass more worth levelling past 3.

It's literally a fucking necessary item for multi-attackers like dual wielding Astarion.

It isn't. You can solo the game with a dual-wielder on Honour mode without it easily.

Always Kill All Druids

Based. Add Elves to that, and you've got a deal.
Oblivion Remustard is also Chinese.

Because she is literally Trump

If you care that much about minmaxing then you're going to be savescumming every roll to 20 anyway. So what does it matter. You may as well turn the game difficulty down to story mode.

More like...Hagha...or...Kaghag...

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Then they will play co-op with me and I will gay marry them because I will play Gale and they can't say no while they're asleep

I like that better rewards are locked behind the "bad" choice

What are the other ones? Infernal robe and slayer form are the only ones that come to mind, best rewards are usually on the good path, like that one charisma robe from alfira in act 2. But these are rewards for doing more complicated things more than for doing "good" things imo

I like how much reactivity you get from rolling a drow. Like I just got to the blighted village and didn't even need to use the tadpole convo options, the goblins are just automatically afraid of my PC and do what he says without question.

expedition 33 clears this trash

Should play Astarion to gay rape them during long rest then

you have a general on /vg loser, kys

What are the other ones?

Ring of Protection for stealing the idol, kind of. I didn't mean it happened often in BG3, just that I like seeing it when it does happen.

Oh god damnit not you again
Fallout 76 won btw

male lolth-sworn drow is incel/chud core kino
seldarine is cringe though desu

Y-yeah, haha. Very many reactivitee, so interesting game! Plz buy.

OP is a turkish schizo playing act 1 on repeat and posting threads as part of is unpaid shill job with Tencent. Do not respond to these threads.

This game is really still making all the schizos seethe huh

What's the difference, other than Seldarine drow being able to go UM ACKSHUALLY, NOT ALL DROW ARE THE SAME, YOU BIGOT?

UM ACKSHUALLY, NOT ALL DROW ARE THE SAME, YOU BIGOT

this is the entire seldarine drow subrace described in a single sentence

all the schizos

Yeah, all 1 (one) of them.

Why the fuck did they add hexblade its become the monk meme dip class now that literally everyone takes

Well, that and "You don't want a matriarchy, you think you do, but you really don't."

what class benefits from hexblade dip?

paladin, swords/valor bard, some sorc builds.

You really don't like your gay porn being questioned, uh?

Game made for normal people > benetton gayshit

Flabbergasting!

Realms Reborn fixed this btw.

it allows you to use your charisma stat for weapons which means you can go all in charisma for both spell dc and weapon rolls.

No it doesn't. BG3 is one of the most complex, tactical games ever made. The amount of environmental impact you can deliver on your foes is incredible, by itself. Expedition 33 is French faggoty nonsense.
Maybe I wanted to deliver my point across to a greater audience than some Anon Babble troons?

Someone at Larian played a hexblade in 5e and wanted to homebrew a way to make Hexblade's Curse less dogshit. It's honestly kind of less relevant as a minmaxing tool in BG3 since you can have infinite Cloud Giant Elixirs like 2 hours into the game and just use a strength weapon

French faggoty nonsense

bold words from someone defending a game from fucking B*lgium
I like both

I'm running a dex monk build, because I fucking can. No multiclassing. Fuck the Tavern Brawler STR build.

Reminder there were no threads shilling the patch until today, when Tencent turned the bots back on

why do you always ignore the new classes added?

What is this supposed to be showing?

stat shuffles

new classes

it's a 2 year old game. nobody shills half the board over a patch for anything.
the most obvious chink astroturf in game history continues proving it's an astroturf

BG3 is the most popular game in the West, by far.

Is 6 paladin 3 sorcerer 3 warlock worth it? I was going to build a 6/6 sorcadin but now I'm unsure...

Game made for normal people

Actually, it's made for consolefags, you can't even fall off ledges or anything, it's basically on-rails, God forbid you hurt yourself. Spiritually gay game.

It is factually not popular in the west, and is wholly sustained by chinese bots like yourself

Normal, haven't you ever seen achievements? Half of players in every game fail to beat the first boss.

Basically every melee martial since you can just put everything into cha now and booming blade is op. The problem with it like monk in pathfinder is its way too front loaded you get everything the class offers at level 1 or 2 if you want some more shit.

if I want to be pure necromancer, would 6/6 wizard/cleric be the best with necro and death domain?
I want my army of zombies and skellies.

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The difference between mania and schizophrenia is that with schizophrenia, it never goes away. Mania is an adventure for only a short amount of time. You've been doing this for two years.

Just turn the chatbots back on. Your lies never work here.

Nothing is wrong with Larian selling a percentage of its company to a Chinese corporation, and nothing is wrong with China. It does not propagandize like the West.

how much do you think you're gonna be using spells which enemies will have to roll against?
if you're mostly just going to be using melee with divine smite then sticking with sorcadin for more spell slots might be better.

I'm retarded, it would be something like paladin 5 sorcerer 6 hexblade 1 for the charisma weapon feature I guess

6 sneedblade and 6 into something else would probably better since necromancer sucks ass in this game and sneedblade is actually good and gets to summon minions when someone dies with the curse on

At least they learned not to bother during NA timezones.

Don't multiclass. It's for beta losers like this guy-

replying to yourself will never generate a single sale

This literally is a meme that people use this same image titled this same hash, so that when you check the archives of course you see hundreds/thousands of posts using the same hash. They literally got you.

there is no meme chang. you're a fucking shill

The existence of this thread is reminding people of the game already. You lost, ghostie.

a reminder it's garbage china paid for that no one wants and never will

It's actually game of the year, and it's a beloved game that people are making tons of mods for.

Steam moderators suck copious amounts of cock. Also, BG3 is still incredibly buggy post patch 8.

the mod scene is stagnant because it was never popular. it's a chinese bot and shill campaign that's been completely destroyed in anyone's memory by the blatant astroturfing.

these are all fine

-Moderators

I really don't want to, I love clean character sheers and clean hotbars. But it fucking sucks to level up twice in a span of three hours and only getting +hp and a feat

Untrue. The mod scene is vibrant. Also, you need to sleep sometime. We operate on sleeping schedules, and there's always someone who will post about BG3.

So popular they never reported sales

So popular its final patch shipped without completing the game

So popular the IP holder cut all ties with the company

So popular it needs around the clock shilling by Tencent just so anyone remembers it

Know why nobody talked about the patch on altboards when it dropped? All of the above.
You lose Chang.

necromancer sucks ass in this game

Only because you have to control the summons, there are mods that put them on auto-pilot.
Necromancer builds are more focused on zombies than skellies but can include both. You usually go into shroomer druid as well since they have spore zombies, but there are loads of summons you get from the playthrough, outside your build.

got bullied by steam forums retards so hard he still seethes about it years later

KWAB

Schizos back to acting like he's not completely outed

You're as brown as you are retarded. The only "someone" is you. No one talks about Tencent Gate 3 until you flood the board with it roach.

The game is completed. It's a crowning achievement in gaming, and is considered one of the greatest CRPGs ever made.

you've never changed a single person's opinion on this game btw.

Moe had a 600post thread

posts are always 90 seconds apart

You're way too obvious.

Why would you go 6 3 3 either pick 6 paladin and 6 sorcerer or 6 warlock 6 3 3 sounds retarded.

It's a crowning achievement in gaming,

Says no one. Not even the 10k actual players dumb enough to fall for tencent's scam

He's quadposting on passes and proxies now

lel

What are necessary monk equipment in Act 1, btw? Already have the staff from Ethel. Aren't there gloves somewhere that add damage to unarmed attacks?

Generic question

Deepseek query

Bot response

Every single time

We have more phones than you can imagine for unlimited amount of posting.

6 3 3 sounds retarded

yeah you're right

We know The important part is you admit to shilling. Thanks.

w? Already have the staff from Ethel. Aren't there gloves somewhere that add damage to unarmed attacks?

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It's a genuine question.

You also have to lug around corpses since they reset every rest. Its a pain in the ass in vanilla and unless youre going to mod it which is cheating youre better off going sneedblade since you ger minions without having to do anything and you don't have to micro them.

You get really distracted when you get outted in a single thread. Clearly not as many phones as you claim, or a very shit chinese algo. Most likely both.

lug around corpses

wtf I've never played necromancer, but that sounds like a pain

a single thread

You have no idea how many threads there are across the internet. You're thinking this is limited only to Anon Babble?

just play oathbreaker and use control undead on a strong enemy, you can get ghoul summons with necromancy of thay later if you want shitty mobs

What class should I choose for my first playthrough?

Please provide optimal strategy for maximizing efficiency in character progression within Baldur's Gate 3.

Gweilo went to sleep. Ha ha ha. Now genuine BG3 discussion can be had.

Do you want to have to think at all or do you just want to unga bunga?

You only need one level in Warlock for Hexblade and Booming Blade, unless you really want the short rest spell slots, in which case you'd take 3 levels to make sure those are second level spell slots for use on Misty Step, Darkness, or Mirror Image.

6 in Paladin is good for getting your extra attack and Aura of Protection, but you can get away with 5 for the extra attack on its own if you don't have a melee-centric party since the aura range is small.

At the leanest, we're currently at 6 levels, let's take a quick look at the two other Charisma classes and see what they can offer:

Sorc

3 levels gets us 6 spell slots, 2 metamagic options, and some whatever spells

Bard

3 levels gets us College of Swords for the very fun attack actions and 6 spell slots to use on smites.

For a melee Charisma character with some casting, I'd recommend:

1 Warlock (Hexblade, Booming Blade)

5 Paladin (smites, extra attack, and a feat)

4 Bard (college of swords and a feat)

And do whatever you want with the remaining 2 levels, I guess. Fighter for Action Surge or more Paladin for aura and a subclass feature at 7.

There's a shitload of mods what are you fucking talking about?

years later

thread was made two or three days ago, retard

That’s why you knock her out

that the game is bad i think
the guy is probably too spastic to understand turn based rpgs and too autistic to understand why other people like them

unless youre going to mod it which is cheating

The game is piss easy as it is. Quality of life is not "cheating". I'm not microing six million reanimated jews every turn. I could beat the game without resting a single time anyway, so it hardly matters. Plus, you can summon like 10 things without even needing a corpse, purely through campaign items.
Also, you can spec a mule character specifically to carry corpses for you, if it's such a pain to do it yourself. If you mod it so summons do their own thing, it's not even a tenth as tedious as the average single turn in combat as a summoner.

lol no way
hahahaha

Weird poster then. There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with especially that webm. I didn't watch the others.

i think he was talking about dragonirian, professional "i made a cool post on steam, look how based i am Anon Babble wait why are you calling me a faggot reeee"

game is piss easy

Have you tried Tactician mode? It's actually pretty hard.

He's complaining about the Reaction prompt that he could have turned off if it bothered him.

thousands of single cosmetics cranked out by china sweatshops

mods

nope

Warlock (Hexblade, Booming Blade)
Paladin (smites, extra attack, and a feat)
Bard (college of swords and a feat)
I'd say go 9 bard 2 paladin and get full spell progression for more level and still get extra attack. or 1 fighter as your first level for con saves and 8 bard

mazinger

Based

Both Tactician and Honour mode are easy as hell. The only way to actually have a challenge is actual honour rules and not using any of the busted multiclass options, item effects, elixirs, or abusing resting. Even with a mod to increase enemy HP by 50% compared to regular honour mode, and long rest cost by a factor of 3, the game only becomes marginally difficult. That's why my most recent co-op playthrough also had a no dedicated healers or full casters stipulation.

china sweatshops

Ah okay I almost forgot about you, Tencent Schizo.

i dont think i killed her, i remember finding out she was a traitor (found letter in a tree trunk in some unrelated area lmao) AFTER i already saved druid grove.

You *do* realize the entire board knows this game is a china scam now right?

that's an awful amount of effort china is putting on a game that according to you doesn't sell and no one cares about

he's been posting screenshots of recieving jester awards on steam forums since release

Sure, but that's getting extremely cheesy and defeats the fantasy of being a Paladin that plays himself up but is actually not natty.
Swords bard is the best class in the game, so you could just go 10 Bard, 1 Warlock, 1 Paladin and be even more powerful.

the entire board

Chang still thinks anyone is fooled

You're just wasting more of Tencent's money making these threads so we don't really care. Just laugh as usual.

It's all swen's wife doing damage control for this flop of a forgotten game. Don't forget that she owns 10% of larian shares

you need two levels of paladin for divine smite.

You need 2 pally for smites though. you could drop warlock and chug strength elixirs instead. Sorcadin might have more fun factor if twinned spell works on booming/green flame blade but I haven't tried it yet.

At this point I'm pretty sure it's Swen himself. He's too disingenuine to post in bgg with the fans because he's not actually one himself. LARPing chinese white monkey.

everywhere online still talks about this game and shares their screenshots of their characters or moments in it

still in the top ten of Steam charts daily for player numbers

showered with rewards and praise from all across the globe

no it's actually all chinese bots

I wonder if there's a source of this schizo's obsession with China. It certainly wasn't this game.

being a schizo is self defeating
you repeat the same things over and over, getting the same answers
getting the same answers makes you think there is actually a conspiracy targeting you
which makes you repeat the same things even more, getting more of the same answers

insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting a different outcome

Threads like this is why I want post IDs. I would love to see how much of it is just dragonirian shizo posting.

Nobody talks about this game anywhere anymore. These threads only showed up in the last few hours when you had your usual schizo meltdown and started your shill job for tenvent (for free as usual)

it's just a type of ritual poster desu

im still on patch 7 cause i read a lot people have performance issues and my pc sucks donkey balls, how long does it usually take for them to relelease hotfixes?

You get the same answers becasageuse you

Talk to yourself

Query your chatbots

The same way every time

A ritual post is one gimmick post per thread, this lunatic here actively monitors the threads, writes replies to whatever's posted and tries to engage with other posters directly.

I hate how this sooner or later will become a marketing tactic for every game and gauging real engagement will be impossible.
Even worse is that Anon Babble is probably getting paid to allow this shit. Because when the site went down we all saw the leaks and Anon Babble is as bad as reddit and twitter with the botting and shit and not to mention like half the traffic was from Israel of all places. Not to mention the scummy shit jannies do targeting users.

Burned cash so hard, he just cut and run Tencent must be livid over that whole deal.

Cause she killed a child with snek

he just samefags the whole thread talking to himself and convincing no one

he does this several times a day every single day

Fascinating.

Even worse is that Anon Babble is probably getting paid to allow this shit.

They absolutely are. No BG3 threads since the board came up except a few instaslides. Then suddenly tonight: over 20% of the board is now BG3 shill threads.

This shit is not organic Do this with any other game and the threads get autosaged/OPs get banned

I want post IDs

It's gonna do fuck all because the schizo is spamming from a proxy.

He's doing it simultaneously in 5 different threads. Peak schizo

Perhaps the same could be said of all religions...

Amazing how a single bear can buckbreak someone so hard

That's a longwinded way of saying it's a chatbot. That's all it is. It posts a question it's programmed to respond to.
Who the fuck asks random low level questions about an itemization setup so specific, it could only come from the wiki comments section?
It's not even dead internet. Just a really fucking poorly programmed chinese bot.

It's not a bot. It's this schizo.
He's obsessed with eurojank. When he plays BG3 he spins up multiple threads and bumps them while he plays. Because the game itself is shit and unable to keep his attention.

schizo doesn't realize they were talking about him

You are the only schizo making these threads, and always will be.

I hear that a lot but you would be amazed at how lazy they get. I reckon the only time he jumps proxies is when mods actually try to do something about him. I still remember is melty when mods were deleting his posts seconds after he posted. Funny shit.
Also, with post IDs, I could easily filter out 1pbtid which would drastically improve my browsing quality.

I don't think I ever killed her outside of my evil run anyway and even then I can't remember using anything she dropped.

It's a fucking RPG anon and not even a hard one, lighten up and roleplay.

doubt it.
conventional ban evasion methods still work as long as you're bothered to wait through to post timers every time.

BG3 has arguably the best CRPG combat ever. Most everything else about is it fairly boring and mediocre, though

samefags out themselves out of lazyness without ids already, schizos especially post so much they are bound to forget to change ip eventually

Stop making fun of Baldur Gate 3 Combat System 我们付给 Anon Babble 版主很多钱来在这里做广告!!!

You use the same responses every time changbot. Please update your algorithm.

youre going to mod it which is cheating

It's a single player RPG, who gives a fuck if you install some QoL? This isn't a Soulslike to jack yourself off over how you beat the game level 1 solo on Tactician, nobody is impressed.

The fact he has 5 threads going tells me how assblasted he is Oblivion will be the de facto rpg story of the decade. Embarrassing for a game that spent 7 years in production, sold out to China, and still came out irrelevant.

BG3 modding is more active than ever, people are modding in new areas/quests/game mods and even attempting whole mini-campaigns.

It's all dresses and troon cosmetics. When you break down the actual mods there's fucking nothing. Which makes sense for a game showing 70% of its playerbase coming from china

Something with Charisma unless you get the mod for Skill Checks. Devs were retarded and made it so whoever starts the conversation is forced to always make the dialogue checks (which is basically opposite to how real D&D works).

God, i wish tencent took d&d from hasbro

Were there bg3 threads on 4x2 or 'arty? Did the same two schizos have their back and forth there too or they were too scared to show themselves there?

There's only one schizo and it's OP. Everything else is dramafag larping.

Why stop at 5 threads schizo? Is that the maximum tencent paid for their 4 chan ad package?

thread being bumped left and right

nearly 200 posts

people love the fuck out of it

playing it constantly

Joseph Anderson currently is streaming it, just finished Act 1

Larian won.

He's talking to himself again

It doesn't need to be content complete

It doesn't need DLC

It doesn't need good gameplay

It doesn't need good writing

It doesn't need actual RPG elements

It doesn't need to adapt 5e or all its flaws to a fun gameplay experience

It doesn't need to worry about the CCP owning 1/3 of the company its funded by

It doesn't matter that Tencent bought all the awards

It doesn't need to report actual sales. Estimates out of a china embassy via Weibo is fine

It doesn't need to explain the bot trends on Steam

It doesn't need around the clock shilling a whole year later for a (still incomplete) patch just to stay relevant

Swen doesn't need to say Taiwan

You're at the bottom of this, like your life is

I'm on break gweilo

Tencent owns like everything. If you think anything owned in part by something that has links to China is a propaganda effort, you haven't been researching enough, because everything you touch is. Not everything is propaganda.

Is alchemy worth it? Every run, I find myself picking up tons and tons of alchemy items, but I never do it.

That's exactly the sort of BS a wumao spreads. This board never liked you chinks. It never will.

i just press 'H' and make all potions from time to time and get free stuff, its really just that

Is <latest patch statshuffle> <conditional>?

I think <NPC> <random statement pulled from messagebooardcomments>

Should I <statement>?

Update your algorithm chang. It's pathetic.

drow poison, speed potions and elixirs are amazing.
if youre playing on the easier difficulties it probably doesn't even matter but on tactician and higher they can make or break a fight.

Never respond to me again.
Thanks. Ciao.

Are bracers of defense good for monks? There are so many good bracers for damage dealing, but the +2 AC for not wearing armor/shield is really good. It would knock my AC up to 19.

itty bitty baby mad because other people find minmaxing fun

a requirement to kill Kagha

She is alive and gets demoted to apprentice in my games, that amulet isn't worth shit

The real question is why we could not support shadow-based druid rule or have her as our party full-druid instead of gaycukbear

Man, I really want a Way of the Drunken Master racist uncle dwarf companion...

In DnD games, always.

Theorycrafting is fun. Some people haven't been playing DnD for 30 years and don't already know all the busted combos and find it satisfying to discover or learn about them.
That being said, people complaining about someone's build being "sub-optimal" can suck a dick, the point is if a build is fun for the player or not. Thankfully, anons are too based to be grognards anyway.
The other aspect is people getting build ideas that don't quite work and then making mods to facilitate them. I wanted to play an unarmed Wildheart Barbarian, so I modded in different themed unarmed attacks for each totem and had a ton of fun being a wildman durge biting people to death.

dwarf monk

Khelgar Ironfist from NWN2. Come to think of it, the timeline would match up for him being older and wiser around the time of BG3.

Schizoposter fell asleep, Larian wins again.

He was such a bro.

saar this is not a witcher 3 thread, please do the needful

BG3 is really missing bro-tier characters, and it's not like we couldn't have had any, they just didn't take the male companions in that direction because Californians can't write. I guess Astarion is kind of okay, but he has psycho gay best friend syndrome.

Paladin or fighter

Californians

he doesn't know

muh minmaxing

meh this isn't the first thing i would shit on when it comes to kagha, what i would criticize is the fact that her quest is absolute shit tier garbage

find note that tells you to go somewhere

go there

fight the monsters and find another note that tells you to come back to the same place you found the first note

binary choice (save or kill) and another fight

really rustled my jimmies especially after hearing the whole internet gush about larians quest design, its one of the first quests you encounter too

based

he's waiting for the full post cooldown every time though. I think he's actually doing this shit manually.

you know you can like, coat your weapons in fire/acid for the same amount of damage right?

It's a shitty quest, but the mud mephit fight was fun because it was non-standard and had me thinking outside the box.

mud mephit fight

First time i encountered it, I was like wtf why are these trashmobs so difficult?

From a gameplay standpoint it's very handy to Sorcadin, Sorlock or Palalock.

From a character standpoint you're a useless cunt. Why would a Paladin make a Warlock pact? Why would a Warlock pass through Paladin school? Why would a Sorceror who was born with inherent magic choose to lower themselves by taking a Warlock pact they don't need?

Fuck you. Dirty sweaty fucking minmaxxers, the lot of you. Go back to r/Anon Babble where you spent the last week.

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it's this attitude that makes BG3 much closer to the tabletop than BG1 or 2
Tabletop sessions generally don't have trash mobs, if your DM tosses low level mobs at you, that's because there's a gimmick to them fun/challenging enough to be actually worth spending time on

If you're mid-level and your DM is telling you you're going through a kobold mine, the expectation isn't that they come running towards you when in "aggro range" to be blendered, the expectation is that they're about to do a Home Alone recreation, featuring "you" as the burglars

This was where I realised throwing mud mephits into other mud mephits was a tactical mastermind move.

Also, Battle Master Pushing Melee. Yes, it worked.

Why would a Sorceror who was born with inherent magic choose to lower themselves by taking a Warlock pact they don't need?

that one makes sense: they're a power hungry cunt or they're a "lazy gifted kid"
You know the kids in HS that could easily get A's if they just bothered, but still tried to cheat or get out of their assignment? Those cunts end up being sorlocks

Hit Wood Woad with Karlach's Burning Blade

Wood Woad casts Entangled

the Entangle burns immediately dealing minimal fire damage

Fucking outplayed

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that one makes sense: they're a power hungry cunt or they're a "lazy gifted kid"

I'd only accept this if the person played their character like this, instead of being a compassionate gary stu. Otherwise I'd ask them to leave politely but firmly

alternatively, they started out as warlocks and only later on after having already sold their soul figured out that they have innate potential and are still supremely pissed about getting duped like that and their life goal is getting out of that damn pact already

Weak RP detected

Why would a Paladin make a Warlock pact?

I need more power.

Why would a Warlock pass through Paladin school?

I've enslaved myself to a fiend. I'll go to the temple of Lathander to pray, if nothing else, it will clear my mind. And, perhaps, the God of New Beginnings may show me another path. Yes, I should slay every Fiend I see, I swear vengeance upon them. I am the Blade of Avernus.

Why would a Sorceror who was born with inherent magic choose to lower themselves by taking a Warlock pact they don't need?

looool, shadow magic's pretty bussin and all, but I wish I could put it in my sword somehow, like dem bladesinga cats. Oh shit, great-great-great-shadowgrandpa, is that you? You'll give me power if I kill fools for you? Aight, let's gooooo!

Remember, if it makes sense to (You), then it's heckin valid, mmmkay.

thread thriving after china-schizo left

Get fucckt bitch. I KNOW you'll come back to this thread and read this post.

see young sorcerer that hasn't realized his potential yet

tell him you can teach him to cast fireball but only if he sells you his soul

he bites

you unlock 1/10th of his soul's power for him and keep the rest

sucker burns down his village and gets sentenced to death

lmao, easy souls

I guess their point is sort of that a fair amount of players doesn't even bother putting in the minimum level of character justification and just plays their characters like they're regular paladins anyways?
Though they're generally not the sort of people you want to play with anyways because they can't manage consistent character motivation anyways

Normies these days are 100% on the self-insert thing where they just create an idealized sexy elf/tiefling version of themselves and don't understand why you'd ever make a character that's something else. They think Dwarves and Halflings exists only for midgets to roleplay as themselves.

They think Dwarves and Halflings exists only for midgets to roleplay as themselves

Trust me, I've seen my absolute fair share of utterly obnoxious DORF players even in the modern day scene
There's people who play dwarves for the purpose of playing dwarves and they're often just as bad as people who exclusively play tieflings, though for entirely different reasons

Halflings you got a point though, they're not particularly common, and weirdly somehow most of the halfling players I've had were into IRL cooking and brought home-made snacks

I based my character or raziel from legacy of kain so being sorcadinlock felt natural...

DMs suck anyway. CRPGs are a way better medium than traditional D&D. Imagine some fat neckbeard who projects his lurrid sexual fantasies on the girlfriend of one of the regular players who decided to try D&D out for once and make a character, the DM wheezing as his heart races whilst he explains that her character is being molested by the tavern bouncer for causing a ruckus (that she didn't even cause). And that's just ONE example. Other examples include the players entering a chapel, one player asking to investigate it for a description of what it looks like, the type of stone used to build it, and so forth, and the DM being a lazy fuck and just deciding that the skill check is 1-2 points higher than whatever dice the player rolled. It's all BULLSHIT

Most NPCs in BG1 leave the map after you finish their quest and disappear from the game forever so there's no consequences to killing them for extra experience. That doesn't mean you're required to kill them.

talk to the goblin healer as a non-elf for the first time

not immune to sleeping potions

drink the potion despite the game warning me not to

get captured and jailed in the healer's personal jail

game asks if I want to break out

not proficient in either melee or sleight of hand, so choose to stay quiet/preserve strength

days pass

finally raphael's agent warps in, kills the goblin healer and her ogre guard and frees me, telling me not to get captured again

wtf this felt slimy.. like a deus ex

tranny game, couldnt finish it.

because it has too much content, that's why you couldn't finish it..

Lame, would've been kino if you game-overed yourself.

its like 1/100 of the content BG2 has.

A "normal" playthrough of Baldur's Gate 3, focusing on the main story, can take between 75 and 100 hours.

Baldur's Gate 2's length varies greatly depending on playstyle. The main story, including the central questline, takes about 50-60 hours

heh. nothing personnel kiddo, no need to apologize

I must meta in singleplayer game!

lol nub, either meta and face consequences or play the game for fun and face not having OP shit

shill can't even keep his own thread afloat even with the help of his troon squad