Noelle will play Deltarune with me
Noelle will play Deltarune with me
NUH UH
Someone asked how regular route Kriselle enjoyers feel about being associated with Snowgrave Krisellefags. It's easy - people who play Snowgrave don't ship Noelle with Kris, they ship her with themselves.
Woah...
The first time I played Weird Route I was super horrified by it... but now I'm kinda into the taboo of it and I'm really ashamed of that...
Incorrect, i want my man Kris to have a subservient wife just like the Bible intended.
Ships for diaper babies:
Suselle
Kriselle
Krusei
Kralsei
basically anything involving teenagers or with portmanteau name
Ships for mature adult people:
Asgore/Alphys
Undyne/Harry Du Bois
**Frisk & Undyne’s Temmie Village Smackdown**
Frisk, the sweater-wearing gremlin, glared at Temmie Village. Stick in hand, they vibed pure chaos. Undyne, fish queen with biceps of doom, spun her spear like a weeb’s katana. “These Tems mocked your drip, kid. Let’s burn this dump down,” she snarled.
“Temmie Village dissed my stripes,” Frisk spat, gripping their stick like it owed them money. “Time for PAIN.”
Tems were peak brainrot. “hOI!! welcom 2 TEM VILLAGE!!!” one yipped, yeeting Temmie Flakes. Another was faceplanting a wall, screaming, “TEM GO BRRRR.” Cringe overload. Frisk wasn’t here for it.
“YEET!” Undyne roared, hucking a spear that turned a Tem Shop into glitter and typos. Tems fled, screeching, “nO! TEM NOT READY 4 DIS!!” Frisk charged, stick flailing like a dollar-store Excalibur, sending Tems to the moon. One tried bribing with “colleg munny,” but Frisk yeeted it into a ketchup stand.
“DETERMINATION, BITCH!” Frisk howled, punting a Tem into a Flake pile. Undyne was a one-fish apocalypse, suplexing a Tem statue while yelling, “THIS IS FOR ALPHYS’S SHITTY ANIME TASTE!” Sparks flew. Tems cried. Village? Fucked.
A jacked Tem, “Buff Temmie,” flexing in a crop top, stepped up. “u NO KILL TEM SPIRIT!!” it roared, throwing a protein bar. Undyne caught it, ate it, and burped a shockwave that flattened four Tem shacks. Frisk ended Buff Tem with a stick-jab to its ego, and it wilted like Anon Babble’s servers.
When the dust settled, Temmie Village was a crater of glitter and regrets. One Tem, hiding in a bush, sobbed, “tem... bad life choices…” Frisk planted their stick like a chad. “No more sweater hate,” they said. Undyne’s high-five caused a 5.0 earthquake.
Strutting off, Frisk tossed a Temmie Flake. “Grillby’s next.
You got to admit that sweater kinda sucks.
Noelle gets so strong she softlocks the game AND cucks you
Can't fucking wait
There were genuinely never ever be something like Snowgrave route again. Not only was it a secret route in a game that had been implied to be totally linear, but it's sexual assault -coded yet made both the Anon Babble AND tumblr sides of the fanbase like the game even more. It's once in a lifetime
Everybody talks about weird route but nobody ever talks about the aborted route. Noelle is stronger, she has the thorn ring, and the story isn't broken. It's the perfect amount of chaos.
Why are we talking about Noelle so much lately? She isn't even appearing in chapter 3.
That one fucked up series of vore stories in which Noelle absorbs other Characters and becomes a Anon Babble tier fetish amalgamate Dommy Mommy while keeping Kris as a Sub.
thats what everybody said about genocide though, and then toby did it again. I think another snowgrave-tier moment awaits us in the next few chapters
I mean to be fair, most people who say that about genocide are secondaries who didn't actually play the game and think it's way more special than it is. But, then again, the same is kind of true for the weird route.
anyone got uuhhhhh humanized susie art?
Susie's design is distinct enough that she works even in human form. Usually humanization is shit because you get a generic anime girl instead of cool dragon or adorable furry, but with Susie you just get a disheveled freckled big girl instead of disheveled freckled cartoon dinosaur.
true but she needs to be slightly fuglier to sell the self loathing. her personality doesn't work if she's a stacy.
Sauce?
KittyKeyBee on Ekas
Stories are Proceed, Acid Tunnel of Love, and Noelle Proceeds Alone
He has other Deltarune and assorted stories on the same level for other things in his archive.
snowgravefags grinding and murdering just to make some lesbo cunt brave enough to ask out her crush
Couldn't be me, just wanna bro it up with my pals in my comfy town.
It self Susiebowl well enough, though. Her low self-esteem does not stems from her appearance, it's more to do with her parental abandonment and her inability to make friends.
erm actually all of it is mediocre and none of it matters. I am very smart.
good job anon
I mean with genocide, that is strictly true.
Most people watched it because actually playing it is an obnoxious chore, and it's violently over-represented in "fan" works specifically because nobody actually played it and it's the "secret hard route".
The same is true of the weird route shortly after it was discovered and concurrently spammed.
To a degree that there's people that legitimately barely even know that Q5U4EX7YY2E9N is the main antagonist of Chapter 2 in secondary media.
Most people watched it because actually playing it is an obnoxious chore
I have never understood this argument about genocide. It actually persuaded me away from doing it at launch, but when I finally played the route I found it only takes like 20 minutes tops to clear each area. The only thing that could be called obnoxious is the boss difficulty, but the challenge of it makes that fun too. Doubly so with snowgrave, theres like what, 30 monsters to kill total? I'd argue grinding money in a pacifist route is more of a timesink than genocide
probably greentexted too much of that, I do agree that the majority of fans just watched those routes because theyre lazy secondaries.
Have you noticed theres the same amount of party members in the dark world as there are souls entering it?
What about Ralsei?
I mean part of the issue I'm having with your post is you think for some reason grinding money is really even necessary in a pacifist route, when pretty explicitly with how the game is designed, it isn't.
I still insist that we need a pacifist version of Genocide route, where you grind encounters for money so much you bankrupt entire Underground.
His mom let's him have two, what about it?
I dont even mean intense grinding, I mean even just saving up to take temmie to college and buy healing for asgore takes longer than all the genocide areas
I mean it sounds more like you want a stupid youtube video to watch than an actual game thing.
I don't know, like, some stupid video where they pretend it's interesting to "beat" minecraft on a block of water with a fishing rod.
Colleg is entirely optional and I don't remember grinding for Asgore. I had plenty of food left over anyway, and I stocked up on junk food which was cheap enough. Though I did barely pulled through and I abused the hell out of him not killing you unless you have 1HP
I agree its totally possible to beat true pacifist without any grinding, I'm just saying I never understood why genocide is treated as a huge slog while its barely more work than a pacifist run, and probably shorter than a more completionist pacifist run.
The difference that in pacifist you are exploring the world and having actual fights while in genocide you are doing repetitive bullshit over and over again. It's not about time, it's about how are you spending it.
the entirity of snowgrave is an allegory about trying to groom lesbians into straight, and how that is bad because toby is a massive yuri fag.
Your reaction?
No reaction because it's not what it is and it actually doubles down on lesbian stuff.
sexual assault -coded
it's abuse coded if anything
honestly though your game can have any theme and not get shat on if it's just good and well written
a lot of games with rape/sa are just fetish games, it's not a surprise when they get shat on
in genocide you are doing repetitive bullshit over and over again.
i think the route would have been much worse if it wasn't repetitive, it makes you feel like you are squeezing the last drops of substance from the world
it's abuse coded if anything
Poor Noelle, as if she doesn't get enough of that at home
its totally possible to beat true pacifist without any grinding
why genocide is treated as a huge slog while its barely more work than a pacifist run
I mean maybe you don't get it because you're being dishonest?
And you're trying to be dismissive about a major part of playing through genocide mode.
The whole route is intentionally half-assed. Hell, Toby Fox went and replaced Sans' theme with Megalovania just to make it feel even more half-assed. Too bad no one got the joke.
There are 20 enemies in each area to kill on a genocide run. To kill an enemy rarely takes more time than sparing them, even moreso the case as you go on. And if you're pacifist run is your first time through, you are probably running into tons of enemies backtracking and exploring the maps. I dont see how one is a slog and the other is normal. Yes, the music cutting off and countdown makes it less fun. Yes it is more monotonous to kill enemies than to pacify them. Im not saying its as entertaining as the pacifist route, but the intentionality involved makes it interesting to me. Video essays will talk like you're spending hours going back and forth to kill in silence, and I think that is more dishonest than anything I'm saying
using a new mix of your most iconic song is a joke
this is some wack bait
most iconic
AKA most overused.
Video essays for secondaries
Being honest about how boring le super secret DARK ALTERNATIVE PATH in Undertale is
You know you bringing this up completely unprompted makes me WAY more inclined to believe you're a secondary that knows less than nothing about the game.
Im saying YOUR stance is the one shared by most video essayists. Full transparancy, I played the genocide route for the first time two months ago, after playing pacifist 2 or three times since the game launched. Like I said, I put it off because everyone says its a slog, and I was surprised how quickly it went by.
it is overrated as fuck. Not in the top five tracks from homestuck. Hell, not in the top five toby tracks from homestuck
It's literally the "tl;dr eat shit faggots" song.
Fuck it, "Black" is his best Homestuck song.
Im saying YOUR stance is the one shared by most video essayists.
A. That's not true, most secondary media pretends genocide is CONSTANTLY interesting.
B. I'm not going to take that coming from someone who is obviously a secondary.
Kris is a lesbian tho'
youtube.com
lets see what supereyepatchwolf, the ultimate secondary, has to say
you have to walkd back and forth through each area to kill EVERY single monster, and it can take HOURS
there, exactly the misinfo Im talking about that sounds just like your point, and it took me 3 minutes to find.
inb4 clicking on this guys video to find it makes me as bad as him
go to look back at Toby's homestuck songs
black
liquid negrocity
octoroon rangoon
fucking kino
Jesus Christ, no wonder Unofficial Compilation came with a mile-long list of trigger warnings. People back then gave zero fucks, it's like as if fucks weren't invented yet and everyone was waiting for a massive scientific breakthrough so they could start getting all touchy and shit.
Whoops here
I can’t wait to psychologically abuse Noelle some more in the next chapters, Anon Babbleros
… We’ll be able to do that, right, Toby?
No, we're raping the fish in next chapter.
I wonder what toby will do with noelle susie relationship. Everything going ok seems a missed opportunity for noelle going totally schizo after her dad die and susie rejects her.
we are very lucky that the unnoficial collection creators are just the right amount of based to leave all that shit in so its stull usable, but leave the toggles so retards dont try and cancel it and get it taken down. really the best of both worlds
noelle can take a backseat for a chapter or 2
so long as the PROCEED route concludes with (you) and her fusing, and then sending bullet patterns under your control against the fun gang
Eh, aside from page 5723 it seems like "Controversial Content" toggle was literally all about Bill Bolin music.
ah youre right, couldve sworn there was a retard toggle. I guess they also cover their asses with mod support, Im pretty sure Ive seen slur replacement mods out there.
picrel
I was disappointed that when Lets Read Homestuck hit that page this 4/13 they went with peachy, but they left in an alternate take of caucasian at the end of the video so that was pretty based
I want to do unspeakable things with this doe
Remember that you have to hug the stupid fucking goat or Kris won't understand hugs are good and won't ask for one from Susie. This is very important for the plot
Speaking of that, I retract my previous statement about fucks not being invented yet. Turns out there were some early steam-powered fucks available already, so there was a huge racial drama even before that panel.
inb4 there's no Snowgrave like things in the coming chapters and the only difference is that Berdly is hospitalized but is otherwise fine
what's your favorite UTDR fangame?
tbf its from the beginning of the end. Anything post-Cascade is affected by the huge boom in fans, most of whom were from tumblr. Its weird to imagine if that hadnt happened, because the ending of hs would certainly have been better without the kickstarter fiasco, but it wouldve meant no lyricstucks, no lullaby for the gods, no Detective Pony, etc etc.
that chest bump on chara in suspenders
It's not like we're spoiled for choice.
Susie / Ralsei is the thinking man's pairing.
imagine that little gote getting plapped by her reptilian conk.
I don't like how that feeds into her budding escapism issues, but if he becomes a real boy after all, then yes, that's actually not a bad pairing, they have great chemistry together.
UOOOH... GUILT DISTRAUGHT MILF... MUST REDEEM...
okay, I got to cool it with homestuck references already
its pretty based how DR threads are covert HS threads. Anon Babble only lets us get them on update days and holidays like 4/13
currently my favorite fangame is ts!underswap. while yellow is great ts genuinely feels like it could function as its own thing with me liking some parts over actual undertale
Anon Babble is like a big slum filled with refugees from other boards trying to avoid the notice of police who will either shoot them on spot or deport to Anon Babble
I mean I think it's more for as shit as you can say the state of gaming is, a lot of other hobbies and interests are FAR worse.
Like could you imagine being interested in TV these days?
Or animation?
I guess part of that is because thanks to steam and itch.io, indie shit is so accessable and actually has a chance to blow up in ways indie movies and animation cant?
I mean yes and no, I think it's more down to just how hard it is to get completely fake communities going in gaming because if the games are shit nobody will bother with them for longer than a weekend.