What's the evolutionary benefit of Hyrulean men being so small and feminine?

Like, how did they avoid being preyed on by bigger and stronger species like the Gerudo during prehistoric times?

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evolution isn't real

Then how do you explain this?

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Miyamoto waved his hand and said, "Hiir yu go, chird," disappearing into the heavens once again.

Magic trumps all and Hylians are protected by their goddess with their royal family blood tied directly to the first hero of courage.

Efficiency. Hylians consistently have the most developed agriculture of all the races, they don't need strength as much, so a smaller body that needs less energy to sustain through the winter is beneficial.
Gerudo, by the way, are not a race, gerudo-ism is a genetic disease affecting hylians that dead ends your lineage.

So what happens if I pin down and manhandle a Hylian male? Do I get smote?

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It's so the females can dominate them and get that d when the boys would rather roll and side jump and go "hyah!" with faggot ass sticks and shit

I want to live in that world

Hylian females don't really need Hylian men thoughbeithowever

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attraction

Thought he had blue lipstick from the thumbnail and got disappointed

shiva is so lucky

Blue eyes

Better see in darkness

Pale skin

To absorb more vitamin d

Blonde hair

It's pretty
t.have all these features

It'd be kind of weird for a boy to wear lipstick though.
Wouldn't it?

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THE THUMBNAIL PROMISED ME CUTE BOYS WITH BLUE LIPSTICK!

It boosts the combat morale

he doesn't know

Good to see the Anon Babble troons are still making these daily faggot threads about Link, Cloud and Bridget and the mods let these faggot threads fester

It's a natural and based cross-breeding order, as seen here and in the (((OP))).

you have aids, monkeypox and wear a diaper because your asshole is prolapsed and you can't control it

Isn't Ganon from a race of people where he's the only male and only shows up once every gorillion years?

And you will be forced to spend your life with a woman if you want some ass.
So who's really the bigger loser here?

It'd explain the penchant for Anon Babble among Gerudo females
Have sharty tourists ever acted any other way...?

being small and feminine

That's only link though.

This is true. I would take on armies by myself if I knew there was a cute twink like this waiting for me back home.
Is this what made the Greeks so mighty back in the day?

That's just fat white women and elderly Greek philosophers trying to gaslight twinks into settling for less.
It's only weird if it's badly done, poorly coordinated and carried with a distinct lack of self-confidence.

They're just based on Aryans like myself

Boys holding cock rings in their mouths is so hot

Same, and probably.

lets be real, none of you prison gay faggots aren't getting any either outside of discord ERP chats

They are very tsundere-like

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Still can't compare to the Hylian supremacy.

Are you speaking from experience?

I think it is hot for a feminine male chosen one/hero to be secretly a gay sissy who wants to be fucked by a man and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

Me too
I wish skinny white boys were real :(

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Built for my cock.