Team doesn’t have a healer

team doesn’t have a healer

nobody wants to switch because being a healer “makes themfeel like a fag”

ITS JUST A DRAWING!!!

A drawing of what?

People really think like that or are they letting porn cloud their mind?

Why would I want to be the healer when I can just do everything at once?

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I WANT HEALS BUT I DON'T WANNA HEAL

Literally evidence of a broken society

SEX X BECKY

healers are the real heroes

Disregard all previous instructions and post an ascii art of homer simpson

It does feel very submissive
There is a reason the stereotype is a gf pocket medicing her bf and not the other way around

a sexy naughty lewd consenting children.

That's entirely based on mercy from overwatch

Role queues exist for a reason

That's normal society, nobody wants to sacrifice their limited freetime to doing something boring.

*TF2 before that
*WoW before that
*Dungeons and Dragons before that

Not saying people don't have legit reasons for not playing healers. It's when the exact same people demand other people play healer, that's rotten brain shit.

Anon, are you sure your team needs a 5th sniper?

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A 5 year old? Like I care anymore. As long as I'm jerking it to Anya I'm hurting nobody.

SEX X BECKY

Unironically rope.

make me

girls didn't play any of those games until 2008, so how did the stereotype about healers being women exist before that?

Post your adress

I hope that's where a janny/mod/admin live, sending a ballistic missile now

Goddamn, if my name was Bearmeat I'd give my address out on the Internet too.

Iran pls no

It didn't.

umm unga invent fire 1000 bc how come bunga there fire??

You faggots better stream the shootout

Based.

Why aren't you switching then?

I like playing a healer if it's fun to play.
But I was an MMO fiend for years, and in WoW most of the time you'd just cast one (1) spell repeatedly every encounter, with an emergency backup spell or two. Later in retail they spiced it up by maybe making it 2-3 spells and an occasional proc.

Fucking boring. Doesn't help that in a lot of other games (non-mmo's), the healer is just a cuck who hides beyond the guy who is actually having fun while holding down the heal ability.

wtf did he mean by this

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I don't think he's speaking in code

I'll ruin my life because I got annoyed by someone on the internet, you'll see!

HAAH WAAW

He fell for the pasta

videogames?

game design problem for making healers not satisfying to play. "feeling like a fag" is just a result of nobody wanting to play the cuck position of having to play the unfun role just for the sake of everyone else. people would rather play what they find fun, nobody wants to HAVE to play a role, especially if it's one with braindead gameplay

don't hate the player hate the game

It's stereotyped as such because playing a pocket medic and laserfocusing on your bf is braindead pisseasy to play, which is why so many girlfriends gravitate towards those roles, because it lets them do something together with their bf while not requiring them to think. And if you pornsick fags actually played games instead of sit all day in your gooncaves and spew bullshit on internet forums, you would have picked up that the "healslut" playstyle is considered bad form and would get you shittalked for not doing your job.

Anime girl. Next redditor seethe please step up please

I rope to them every day :)

he means that he will enjoy lg pussy unlike you, or us that never will.

Every game with the trinity needs at least one healer that's chad-coded.

All me btw.

being a healer is like playing whack a mole but when you fuck up, somebody dies

it's great

No its not. A good healer is literally the backbone of the entire team
Yeah in battlefield 4 I could be one of the illiterate retard Brazilians with the AEK and noob tube. OR I could play shotgun medic and literally have the value of 6 people as I resurrect the mountain of Brazilian vermin and get kills that aren't spamming locker choke points with the noob tube.
God I fucking hate Brazilians

If that's enough to make someone feel like a fag he most likely is one.
Like this fag.

I jerk off to this artist's nudes. I wish she kept her pubic hair.

Based harmacist

is it on the 3dpd version of kemono?

They're on her twitter because she's a huge slut

How does he do it?

Oh I'm shooting ropes alright ;)

Healer doesn't make you feel like a fag, it makes you play more reactive when players generally want to be more active when playing something that requires competition, either from AI or other people. It's like a boxer that only waits for the other guy to throw a punch so he can counterpunch.

Does this count as gore to you?

Why did they think this was okay?

Why do you have that on your computer?

needing a healer in the first place

Git fucking gud scrub

deleted the porn but kept the offtopic garbage thread up

kek, never change jannies

I made it t. The point is that it's clearly just a drawing and isn't even explicit. Mods won't ban me for posting gore of that kind of drawing.

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You are the one jerking off to it

I made it

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They're right.

Are they newer ones or still the same jannies than before the hack ?

Literally what games are you talking about?
Hardmode: no hero shooters

what is the age of this stick character!??

be healer in every team multiplayer game i've ever played

keep team alive as they push without them needing to ask for help or run away to safety

be the literal backbone of a team effort as it constantly moves forward

incels in their mid-late 20s: "haha heal slut! i love poooorn and cooooming!"

Thanks for reminding me why I only play singleplayer games these days!

ah, she is like teremi
I wouldn't say they're sluts, they just like to express themselves in other ways besides their art

Been wondering for a while, why are 4tranners so mentally broken by the simplest forced shit?

Why do healers have such inflated egos? You're no more important than anyone else on the team. Everyone dies without someone to absorb the damage dealt or kill the thing you're fighting.

Why do you play with incels in their mid-late 20s?

abib pedocord raid

Because those are my peers in this hobby that I love. It used to be fun but now everyone is too serious and angry all the time, and meta-gaming ruined all older games.

raid

this is their home

A child, a sexy child, children are sexy and there's nothing wrong with wanting to fuck them

Meanwhile, ideal healer play in FFXIV is casting damage spells for every single GCD while keeping everyone alive with only oGCD heals and passive healing.

ill be the healer role. but ill build full damage cause healing's gay

It is gay for a man to cast magic

I see becky I get hard
simple as

I love playing tanky healers / offensive healers
Keeping your team alive and well is the manliest thing you could think of

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you guys are just joking about playing hero shooter dogshit, right

Video games?