Why would anyone speedrun?

Why would anyone speedrun?

Jesus

I think his Bankruptcy 100% WR is more impressive

Karl Lobst

I wish I had the mindset to do it. The mileage you can get out of games is insane when speedrunning is introduced.

Adds value to games.

I did ALTTP speedruns for a month. Only finished like two runs, rest of the time was just learning tricks and failing said-tricks mid run.

I never realized the crying Goldeye speedrunner was Karl lmao

Wow... he played the same thing over and over and over in the exact same way for years.
He got so much value out of that, I wanna be just like him!

you're just jealous that he achieved something that you never in a million year possibly could

Autism is really a powerfull illness, those retard playing Zelda Windwaker 12hour a day trying to make the tool assisted speedrun work 1h into the run (then reset because they fail and the actual record didn't) is really something else

pats him like he is a child

he's crying his eyes out

unless that is his mother you know that she got the biggest ick ever

Yep. NEVER let a woman see you cry.

competitive vidya in general is cringey and weird.

Could he lose his youtube channel to Billy because of this?
That would be so kino.

last name is jobst

he jobs

karl is probably jealous of everyone in the world being able to achieve not being a retard and ruining their family so it balances out

HUSBANT
WHERE WE LIVE NOA WE BANKRUPTU

He lied about getting a record before, wouldn't be surprised if he did again.

kek

thoughts on the dragon hot sauce.

he has hotsauce specifically for AU? I thought his company was based in florida

Does he really think he can get out of a legal judgement by declaring bankruptcy? Billy will be at the top of the list of people who get paid, if anything by doing this he risks losing far more, if the Bankruptcy court decides that his Youtube channel is an asset with value.

it's a limited edition hot sauce based from his defamation case.

Rickey's World Famous Dragon Sauce is a sauce of heat, spice, and celebration. Created in honor of William "Billy" Mitchell, and hand-signed by him on each and every bottle, this sauce celebrates Mr. Mitchell's victory and vindication in his defamation lawsuit against Karl Jobst in Brisbane, Australia (Mitchell v Jobst [2025] QDC 41). Formulated with Rickey's World Famous Sauce's proprietary Ghost Pepper recipe, this product is the hottest sauce currently offered by Rickey's!

I don't give a hoot about either of them, but that is pretty outstanding.

youre supposed to hide all of your assets before declaring bankruptcy, at least in america. but then I guess thats just bankruptcy for rich people, normal people as always play by different rules

what do you expect from an albino clown.

It just sold out recently. Billy made like 10 grands from this.

Previous Billy Mitchell general

I wish I knew about it, I bought some of his hotsauce as a birthday gift recently and would have preferred to buy this one due to the lawsuit.

Fuck Australia

Can autistic people really be persuaded into buying hot sauce they won't use because they love Twitter drama?
Besides Karl's case, how much money has Billy made off gullible retards?

The guy spent a significant portion of his life on that and his wife couldn't give less of a shit about it lmao

Calebhart42 is great. When he does really good PB’s he cries sometimes and we give him shit

Fuck off Karlnazi. I WILL be buying the hot sauce to own your bigoted chud ass.

You know Karl was in deep shit when even KEEMSTAR told him to delete everything and issue and apology.

The vibe I get there is she's soothing him like a mentally ill person having a breakdown

just like how autistic people really be persuaded into donating into his gofund me because they love speedtranny drama.

what game has a legitimately good speed run that is actually an impressive and difficult feat?

which game has the most ridiculous speed run?
imo slay the spire speed runs are just stupid. so stupid.

Yeah, I pretty much implied that both people were retarded. I know that dramatrannies like yourself aren't really that bright but like, take some more time to re-read things, man.

Do you think the wife lost respect for him then or was it already long gone before that?

Spending thousands of hours to get a really fast time at clearing a fucking single level of a video game.

Your "prize" is to be the cool guy among a bunch of faggy tranny nerds and nothing else.

Christ at least emudevs and romhackers are building actual skills that are transferrable to other things. Imagine being a speedrunner of all things. Imagine it.

Baten Kaitos 100%.

His child doesn't have his name mate, she never respected him

Why would anybody want to be a part of a community where half of the people wind up going insane and trooning out? Cosmo set that Ocarina world record and then some japanese kid beat his record like 3 days later, then cosmo immediately retired from speedrunning and trooned out.

Jobst makes up the thing about Mitchell causing ApolloLegend to kill himself

Mitchell sues Jobst for defamation, wins

Jobst kills himself

Ouroboros

it's fun.

thank you for regurgitating shit that everybody knows

for fun perchance

Why would she give a shit lol, why would anyone? its a singular insane obsession over a trivial thing that she probably humored for longer than anyone else would

I mean I doubt it, why would that ever be possible

this nigga still hasn't made any response after farting the court case as evidence.
youtube.com/watch?v=M8GI3dvbLHo

When did he become a sea lion

To be the best in the world at something hardly anyone does.

i am autistic and constantly f5 until the ecelebs i care about say anything btw

The court case wasn't about Billy being a cheater. It was about Karl saying that Billy contributed to the suicide of the other guy who called him a cheater.

I once heard a guy call anchovies, "Italian msg" when you add it to a sauce, so that tracks.

He's aware. He just want to keep the jesus christ facade to r*dditors.

which game has the most ridiculous speed run

depends what you mean by ridiculous. there are games like pokemon or super mario land 2 where they use arbitrary code execution to roll the credits within like 2 minutes of starting a run.

DID YOU GUYS HEAR WHAT BILLY/KARL POSTED ON TWITTER TODAY

Well, did you?

This is what I picture whenever somebody calls themself a heckin based colonizer here lol

if the Bankruptcy court decides that his Youtube channel is an asset with value.

i look like that

just a dumb speed run that no one would actually take seriously because it makes a mockery of both the game and speed running
I used slay the spire as an example because the speed run is just dumb. trying to play as fast as possible with no regard for anything else and entirely RNG based

Isn't this the guy that kneeled to the KoK?

reminder this dude edited the bit where his wife comforts him out of the official video because people were clowning on him. Then he tried to flag down reuploads of the original

dude is the undisputed king of safe takes, he'll never touch anything even a little bit controversial

surely there are plenty of games out there with only like 4 records total just because nobody cares about them, like Awesome Possum on the sega genesis

ackshually the word you're looking for is 'envious'

Been out of the loop for years. Did Billy actually cheat or not?

Billy cheated but Karl lied about the case being about that.
Just know that both of these retards are faggots and only trannies care about either of them.

he maintains that he didn't cheat, but circumstantial evidence suggested that he did.

his run was rejected btw
speedrun.com/ge60fps/runs/m79084ey

I may be an unemployable broke loser living with my mom in my 30s but at least I can look at this guy and say "At least I'm not that guy"

am I reading this right? it says this was submitted 7 years ago but was only rejected last year? the fuck is going on at that site

Thanks anons

nta, many runs are rejected retroactively when new knowledge on the game comes out or other people than the original judges start reviewing old record and find inconsistencies that the original reviewers omitted or didn't discover.

so judges who are biased against certain people will just reject them out of pettiness and then smirk to themselves. got it.

You sound like a soijak

damn it just keeps getting better

pretty much, first thing you need to understand that speedrunning as a whole is meaningless, is a massive circlejerk and people that are disliked by the hivemind can just get their records taken down or banned from submitting new records.

i listen to joshimuz runs when bored and actually tried some of the tricks on casual playthroughs on gta sa
3d era GTA runs have some insane combos of game breaking setups for glitches and all of the randomness that those games throw at runners and they have to deal with

ywnb petted by a 3.5/10 chink wife while playing goldenEye 64, living inside a cardboard box.

It's probably the only asset of value he still has

I can kind of see the appeal. Sometimes I watch challenge runs of games and it's fun to see them trying to puzzle out how to get through with whatever rules they're using.
For example a challenge runner I like recently did a video where he tries to beat RE7 in under 4 hours without running, and a large chunk of the video is spent on the final attic sequence with Eveline because he couldn't get through her shockwaves at walking speed. He gradually figures out that he can turn side-on to her to avoid getting pushed back, then use a trigger bomb to knock himself past the room threshold, then carefully move along the perimeter of the room and use another bomb to throw himself into a spot that's slightly closer while still triggering the next scene.

People used to collect stamps
Like people paid 50 fucking dollars if not more for a piece of paper about the size of a coin just because it was some anniversary stamp from 1911 commemorating some senator nobody remembers the name of.
Then these people die and their kids have to burn the entire collection of 40 binders because after years of collecting, turns out it's worth fuckall.
Nah let people waste their own time on whatever the fuck they want.

that's because all the "official" websites are run by terminally online social media addicted trannies. if someone submits a run but they have almost zero social media presence and maybe like 10 subs on twitch, they will just reject it outright. I guess shit like this happens in hollywood too, but at least they make a lot of money. this speedrun trannyjerk is just pathetic.

It's funny, because I have like 2 binders of rare original pokemon cards from around 1999. I looked them up recently and even the really rare ones like the original series charizard was worth like $5.

baseball cards used to be worth something, but they arent anymore because all the fucks who gave a fuck about baseball cards died so the market shrivelled up. Only millenials and early zoomers had pokemon cards and they're the only generations who will care about it and when they die off, pokemon cards will be worth fuckall.

there are women that like that

"the ick" is strictly a white woman thing.

an absence of meaningful accomplishments to be pursued in real life
and autism, of course

it's legit how some categories started out yeah, like breaking out of speed demos archives' rulings

What's controversial about this? The only one defending Karl was notch

How can people like this have girlfriends, but I don't?

it's a perfectly analogous to Ted Kazycinski's idea of surrogate activities

he has a wife and a kid. he has/had a stable enough income from the internet to the point where he could still do youtube shit and stay at home to take care of his family.

I'm going to assume you do not have this.

It's some random chink and their kid is named some ridiculous name like dong

You are even more pathetic

dong

So can Billy take Karl's family and become the King of Dong?

So the completionst won in the end?

that's because she's a mail order bride.
rosebrides.com/asian-brides-16.html