Why is there only 1 parkour game in existence?

Why is there only 1 parkour game in existence?

Is coffee good for you?

Just walk down lol?

I have had rooftops and alleys on my wishlist for a while. It just refuses to go on sale.

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That's not parkour, that's gymnastics.

Mirror's Edge had a sequel(it sucked)
Parkour as a form of movement is used in a lot of game as well like Dying Light and Ass Creed

No

Mirror's Edge

Dying Light

That's too

too

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minecraft

but

just download some of the millions of free parkour maps

because parkour games are just

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Parkour as the main focus is very shallow, yeah

They only have sex with gym men (because their already high femoid standards are greatly increased once they start working out themselves and begin to despise dyels and fatties, plus they often see massive roided out gigachads in gyms, which raises the bar even further). In short, you don't stand a chance

>too

*two

Moo

That isn't parkour, faggot. That's some gymnastics slut going down ledges.

Mario 64?

Dying Light
Ghostrunner

;_;

it fucks up your internal clock and makes you dependant on it to stay awake, you should only drink it when it's completely nessesary to stay awake, and not every day, rest a month or two from it if you had been drinking it for more than a week.

wasn't there some dogshit team shooter with parkour movement that died immediately after release?

Wait a second that wasn't parkour

Brink, I liked it

Prince of Persia
Titan Fall
Ass Creed
Mirrors Edge

There are quite a few games with parkour mechanics.

She has a white husband btw

those flips right next to stone corners seem needlessly risky

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mario isn't a parkour game because... It's just not, okay!??

THERE SHOULD BE A GOOD KIM POSSIBLE GAME WITH PARKOUR, CHEERLEADER, XSPORTS MINIGAMES, FIGHTING GAMEPLAY.

LOLLIPOP CHAINSAW WAS CLOSE AS WE GOT

That ain't parkour, that's free running. Parkour's getting from one place to another on foot as quickly as possible. I don't know how the fuck retards keep getting this wrong. You have the internet, it's right there for you to look up.

Mario 64 is the best parkour game ever

Kek

Parkour Noobs don't have access to all the parkour games. Only Parkour Pros can parkour enough to parkour parkour games.

Why do people risk doing flips and breaking their neck?

the coffee itself isn’t bad for you but the lack of sleep fucks you up physically and mentally.

because it's fun and the dopamine is the highest you can get after sex.

It's just worse gymnastics with extra risk.

Styx: Master of Shadows was pretty simple with the platforming, but it was satisfying to jump and climb all over the architecture. The sequel wasn't as monumental or vertical, and I found the jumping less reliable.

because they want to look cool, and doing a obstacle course run with efficient and safe movement from point A to B is "boring" to them.
As 95% of time you just run forward and use your legs to get over obstacles instead of doing flips.
And flips are 99.99999999% of the time the worse move.

he lost about 1k of kcal doing these moves

No, it gives you brain fog, anxiety, cramps and joint pain. Only thing it's good for is that it makes simple and repetitive tasks more tolerable.

t. coffee drinker for 20+ years

Uniroically yes. Studies prove it does have beneficial effects for your health? Link to said studies? Find them yourself, if you care.

Cramps

Is this why I've been getting foot charlie horses at the same time every day since I've started drinking it regularly?

It only really affects your sleep if you don't drink it regularly. It won't keep you awake if you drink it every day.

Tell me a story about milk.

In actuality it's likely much less due to how easily he's maneuvering himself. His body's likely experienced this stress before and has adjusted to the caloric needs so it eaqualizes.