There's an Elden Ring sequel coming out. That seems like the sort of thing you guys wouldn't shut the fuck up about...

There's an Elden Ring sequel coming out. That seems like the sort of thing you guys wouldn't shut the fuck up about? But you're not talking about it?

Anyway, that's all.

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Uninteresting bait. Here's your dopamine.

Weird how muted the discussions are here, not even shitposts like usual. It's the second most wishlisted game on Steam behind Silksong, so apparently people are actually hyping for it? Though I dunno if that list even translates to actual interest or sales if it does come out.

here's Elden Slop 2

but we're reusing all of the assets

and it's basically fortnite

It's not a sequel. It's a non-pvp, pve only battle royale mode set in its universe.

website known to not discuss games isn't discussing a game that isn't even out yet

I'm shocked

it's called a spinoff sweatie

It's not a sequel, it's a noncanon spinoff in a different genre that's not made by the guy who made ER

There's an Elden Ring sequel coming out.

No there's not

Procedurally generated roguelike slop. A minimal effort cashgrab stuffed with copypasta from Fromsoft's asset library.

designed for multiplayer

Not interested

all sorts of heavily anticipated games don't get brought up here at all. This mouse detective game is outselling Silent Hill f.

But the only time anyone here talks about games is post-release, when they are angry that they are out of touch with the market? Expedition 33, uh, Palworld, and uh... everytime a game blows up.

You can't be surprised games are popular every single time when you never pay any attention to what's going on in the hobby.

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There's an Elden Ring sequel coming out

If only that's what it was
Legit no one cares about a multiplayer only battle mode thingy.

all sorts of heavily anticipated games don't get brought up here at all. This mouse detective game is outselling Silent Hill f.

lmao I mean maybe if SHf is dogshit but no one cares about some crappy cuphead ripoff

everytime a game blows up.

Maybe your the one out of touch. E33 has sold as much as fucking princess peach showtime and that was on one system for 60 dollars and it came and went. Same with KCD2 maybe you need get out of the bubble

Well, I don't know anything about it other than that it's being advertised on the steam home page and costs $50 which is probably too much for a DLC, even given the general retardation in the fanbase.

but it seems like the sort of thing you guys wouldn't shut the fuck up about.

then why don't you make a thread about it instead of complaining about how there's no threads about it
retard

Guess most shitposters here still love sucking Miyazaki's tiny yellow dick but after Elden Ring Im done with rollslop
I had enough

sequel

interesting way to describe a PUBG-lite asset swap moneygrab

You won't be missed

you are a retard

It's a zero effort streamerbait game made solely to appeal to redditfags so they can O-face about seeing Dark Souls bosses in Elden Ring

You won't be missed you retarded subhuman

This is a spin-off, not a sequel

Missed from where? Your circlejerking discord, Reddit?
Anon please...

TikTok is the only platform where they're shilling this. Everywhere else doesn't give a shit about it. This is quintessential zoomer slop.

OMFG I LUUUUUUUV SOULSLIKES

it's because this board doesn't actually talk about games they're interested in, it's just eceleb-tier "critique" and drama farming

doesn't refute anything, just calls them a retard

You know they're right.

This is one of the rare cases where Shazamfags are right. They were partially right about ER too except the flop part.

My general area of expertise is obscure games. The sort I play are lucky to break 100 reviews, most of the time they don't even get over ten.

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So you made a post about a game that you don't know anything about and have no interest in.
And your reason for making the post is "it seems like the sort of thing you guys wouldn't shut the fuck up about"?

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Exhibit B. I thought this one had enough production value to take off, but I guess not.

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can this be pirated like all the other fromsoft games?

Yes. You guys routinely never shut up about popular garbage, so it was odd to notice the radio silence regarding this particular game. I mean, you still bring up that Forgive Me Zanzibar thing.

There's no threads because it looks like and plays like shit.

You guys routinely never shut up about popular garbage

But isn't it you then who doesn't shut up about popular garbage if no one but you makes nightreign posts?

You have a warped idea of success

It's a more condensed Elden Ring with better combat. Can't talk about much yet unless you want to use phone camera footage from the PAX event.

I promise to never make another Elden Ring thread after this.

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There was recently a bit of additional info from the PAX event, and from the IGN videos.
Looks good, game seems fun. I really hope they add the 2 person mode though.

only interest I have in it is extracting its assets

streamfags and jewtubers already got to play the executor and revenant

gay

I preordered it, I loved ER and I am interested though I don't think it'll replace ER for me cause the progression is a big part of what holds my interest. I don't post in threads unless the seethies are asleep, it's popular enough that ER threads are half baitposting most of the time. From's games will continue to do better and better and the seethe will continue.

Did they? I thought they specifically couldn't play those two since they haven't been revealed yet.

PAX hosts weren't allowed to play as Executor or Revenant. The Bamco guys even had to tell them to run away from an NPC invasion that featured Executor.

non-pvp, pve only battle royale

that contradicts itself

Why would they put content in the build that they're not allowed to show off?

Better yet, why are they so hell bent on not showing the two remaining characters? Due to them being DLC exclusives?

Perchance.

they aren't "hell bent" on not showing them
they have shown them, and they will release character overviews for them soon, just like they did with all the previous characters

Elden Ring had the worst lore & generalized setting out of Fromsoft's games and the shitty DLC affirmed it. Why would I be hyped for a sequel?

they aren't "hell bent" on not showing them

NOOOO THAT AREA HAS AN INVASION INVOLVING THE CHARACTER, YOU MUST RUN AWAY NOW NOW NOW GO GO GO

kek

yeah? they want to reveal the characters with overview videos just like they did with the previous ones

If they were going to make battle royal garbage they could have make it at least pvp focused

not on ps4

it's over

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Because they are paywalled. I agree.

Souls pvp has always been garbage.

Wrong. Pve battle royale means you drop in for a limited time and you fight npcs and bosses while a ring around you closes in.

Don't care about it, finished the game

Battle royale implies that there's only one person left standing. Therefore, it is wrong.

Anon, we already know that they'll be among the eight playable characters.

What im excited for is the movement from nightreign being in the next game. Also base game elden ring was going to have world changing events but it was cut, they are in night reign, so maybe they are being tested in this game before being used in miyizakis magnum opus.

Nigger how do you explain the team game modes in every battle royale ever? ONE TEAM LEFT STANDING

Out of how many teams?

Steam page says that the deluxe edition includes: "Additional playable characters and bosses"
Sounds like a paywall to me, unless you want me to believe there are even more characters in the game.

if you think about it, any game where you die is like a single player battle royale

So there's a team of 5 jobber godrick knights there, a team of 3 reused dark souls bosses there, etc. etc... Or are you going to tell me they dont count? We don't have to all be on the same playing field no?

the deluxe edition includes future dlc, content that hasn't been made yet

ONE TEAM LEFT STANDING

This falls moot the moment you take a second to understand that there are no other "teams" to compete against. Otherwise Helldivers 2 is a battle royale, since there's only one team left standing in the end.

how do you explain the team game modes in every battle royale ever?

One team, one person, semantics.

Dark Souls was a battle royale this entire time

When you think about it, every game where you lost progress from death is a battle royale.

every competitive game ever made is a BR

nice bait

Where the FUCK is our FromSoft Fighter? I don't care about a battle royale

I’m more interested in Tarnished Edition.

really? isn't it just like 3 torrent skins and an extra armor set or two? hardly a significant addition.

tranny ring

That was in Dark Souls 3

2D fighter

Doesn't fit unless you wanted to make samurai shodown but le western or dnf duel but even more kusoge

Soulslike

Have fun with the trademark fromsoft netcode

3D fighter

Best you're gonna get is maybe giving a guest character to the next soul calibur game (but I think the franchise is well and truly dead now)

Other

Just play for honor lol

made me remember this.
it was doomed to flop but was pretty fun.
Don't know if there's any game like this

Extraction souls fortnite edition doesn't really seem like something Anon Babble would be into.