Meanwhile your 35-year old ass

Meanwhile your 35-year old ass...

But Tails has been around for 33 years

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But Tails has been around for 33 years

IS THIS A HECKIN EXPEDITION 33 REFERENCE?! EPIIIIIIIIIIC BRO

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You can pretend to be a retard but your real retardation still shines through

I have two patents, no world saving stuff though.

my 35-year old dick in tails's kid ass

He's cute as well.

Molesting Tails' 8 years old penis

based

I need to stop thinking about this.

Tails is a grown ass man, start treating him like one.

They have a game to promote but instead they are posting Facebook memes.

Joke on you
I am 42 now
And tails don't grow old. He is kid forever.

Doesn't bother me, Sonic Racing CrossWorlds is whatever.

Plus that's new art of Tails.

Sauce?

Look, I fixed Tails.

I don't mind AI art but AI Tails looks especially soulless

That isn't AI you retard.

Nta but those eyes say otherwise

Post a source then, faggot

Never mind it's not AI, I found the source. I am a retard I guess

Artist is wamudraws. Now fuck off.

images that have been around for ages now get called ai by drooling midwits

Ruined you mean

I don’t understand this image. Is this supposed to be a smart line, spoken by a smart person?

It's a somewhat interesting fact said in a way to make it sound stupid.

He's a cartoon fox.
You jaded zoomer crab-in-a-bucket types are getting really desperate.

He's a cartoon fox.

Yeah, which is better than reality.

He's a cartoon fox.

out of ten!

So Tails is legally an adult now? And he still looks like that? Good to know.

Stickman is 20 something years old and has so many heroic deeds to his name that if you can think of one, he's already done it.

Meanwhile your 35-year old ass...

But Stickman has been around for 33 000 years

He will grow up someday

You wake up and this is what you see, what do?

it isnt a fact whatsoever and the source of the phrase was immediately debunked within the same source

Cum

Rape

anthro bussy lusts for the human male shaft

WHEN I'M ALONE IN MY CHAIR

duhhh mario got da princess be he plumber
THEY AIN'T REAL COCKNOSE

He's a cartoon character.
I could just draw a baby in diapers and say "this person has cured cancer and achieved world peace".

I could just draw a baby in diapers

What kind of fucking sicko are you?

He's a cartoon fox. out of ten!

Easily an 8/10. Bonus points if he's voiced by Colleen O'Shaughnessey.

why do people latch onto power fantasies like this
especially one where the character was reverted from flying high in SA1 and 2 to SONIC HELP ME in Forces?

That thing must feel insane spinning around while he’s flying

I want to test this now. For science.

Yeah, Tails may be more accomplished than me, but at least I'm not into scat and haven't raped any toddles, which is more than I can say for a certain fox.

Tails is a cartoon fox that doesn’t actually exist

So what you're saying is we should be demanding Tails twink death art?

Why do they all look like white trash here?

I have saved the world an unbelievable amount of times: all my children were going to be the anti-Christ and I've killed every single one of them.

standard casual clothing

"white trash"

Yeah we know you'd rather the animal people be naked you're posting in a Tails thread the degeneracy is a given

Such a shame.

...and he's just a kid.

ToT

i've built reactive body armor and a silent electric car. does that count?

booty shorts and thigh high socks on children

casual clothing

loving
every
laugh

Tails is a fictional character, anon.

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That's because the artist wants to fuck her and deliberately made her look like this

you do realize his willy would flop all over the place right?

Stop, I can only get so erect.

hugs and kisses and when he's too busy making out with me I sneak a finger in his anus

because the artist wants to fuck her

he doesn't know

the bottom doesn't even get an erection before you make his prostate explode

not as fun without that extra handlebar

b-b-b-b-based

Girl Tails is best.

whisperfoot is a psyop deliberately designed to target me specifically

what are you gay?

no

Tails doesn't exist, he is a fictional character.

I can't wait to play Tails in Sonic Crossworlds bros!

Why the fuck would you hold it by that part

Sonic Crossworlds

just looked it up. did we really have to get this instead of a riders remake without all the fluff...

he's also a fictional talking fox but anyway I want to fuck his ass.

Sonic Riders was way too jittery and clunky to be successful nowadays, at least with crossworlds we have the opportunity of getting crossovers with other sega titles, if they put in Kiryu and Majima as DLC the game is gonna outsell Mario Kart
youtube.com/watch?v=enUGCGlnLy8

I'd venture to call Rider a kind of SSBM. flawed but mechanically beautiful. If there was a game that paid homage to its ideas and execution, it would do really well.

We've only gotten a few seconds of Extreme Gear gameplay showcased recently
youtu.be/L7X_2QtFDoI?t=158
It'll obviously not have many of the mechanics of the original riders game but it seems to handle just fine

Tails was like the only undeniable child character in Sonic, what does this prove? Him and Cream are the only obvious kids, everyone else absolutely seems 18+.
Sega ever trying to claim Knuckles the gigachad nigger with the voice of a 35 year old man or Amy the grownass stalker white chick that lives in an apartment by herself are children for example weren't fooling anyone but the stupid child audience so they could relate more to the characters.

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I'm fine not being such an overachiever

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they're at most teens. wasn't shadow's love interest a literal child?

You're the kind of guy that complaints that media for children features a bunch of kids saving the entire world.

So wait can eggman ride a gear? Can sage or Big?

Yes I don't see why not.

Sage probably could, but eggman was specifically given a car to ride so they didn't have to animate him doing goofy tricks, Big was never in riders

I don't think they would lock out Big or Eggman out of extreme gear for no reason, we'll have to wait for more details to come out, for some reason Sega is being really stingy when it comes to details about the game

Probably scared of mario kart mogging them so they want to wait until thats all said and done with after next month.
I want to know if Zavok can ride