Repeat with me:

Repeat with me:
Game
Of
The
Year

GAME OF THE DECADE

GAME OF THE CENTURY

FLAVOR OF THE MONTH

french "people" and their culture is gross and retarded

It's the best JRPG ever made

DOGSHIT OF THE MONTH

Never fucked a French girl

You're missing out

TENDIE ALERT

LA PUTE DU MOIS

at least hey have a culture, mutt.

missing out on a coal burner? no thanks, keep it

2
MORE
WEEKS

mmmmm, i love s o y

This slop is barely flavor of the week. Oh yeah, it also flopped in Japan. KEK

Get rekt, shillbot.

GAME OF THE QUEERS

YOU LOST

strawman arguments

it's really cute how none of (You) shills have an actual rebuttal

you forgot blue prince came out this year anon

why shartair shartcur fanbase is so obsessed with square enix? they didn't do anything bad to you

i dont care about this game. i just want squenix to lose.

Actual rebuttal

We played the game and recognized that it's GOTY. And you?

It's Rebirthshills!

It's trannies!

It's teddies!

Mindbroken. Not everyone loves your QTE parryslop, bro. Stop spamming MY board with this frog garbage

I mean actual rebuttal, it didn't flop in Japan, it sold out. IIRC digital sales it's like 3rd in Japan for the last 2 weeks.

I played the game and recognized that it wasn't GOTY. Now what?

Now what

We flog you for your shit taste. Bend over, Lune's getting the strap-on.

I'm doing the endgame rn, what's stopping me from leaving my team at 1 VIT to invest in other stats instead?
Really feels like vitality doesn't matter at all since everything just one taps you

*blocks your path*

Summarizes all three groups whose games are blatantly inferior to Expedition 33

Thanks, saved me the time. Quick question, what are you gonna shitpost with when it wins GOTY? (because it obiously will)

la creatividad...

The Strand type universe is about the get larger.
33 has no chance.

Fun fact: EDGE hated the first game so much they didn't even review the game but now have DS2 on their cover, this should tell you everything how good this game really is

The journalists who paid to go out to an event and say good shit about Cyberpunk say Cyberpunk is AMAZING

No shit. Do you know how marketing works?

The 45 minutes worth of gameplay uploaded for observation without commentary look like nothing special

This is the real preview. And lastly

Skillup, the only guy who doesn't suck a game's dick and occasionalyl gets shit on for not praising an insanely hyped game (TLOU2, FFXVI) says it's basically the same game with a few adjustments

You shills are too easy to spot. I love Death Stranding. DS2 looks like a waste of time and resources. Kojima threw in some shitty MGSV gameplay and spent the rest of his time jacking off to Elle Fanning's feet.

ah you're the same dumb fag from the other thread, you're just a troll. post ignored.

It is, but Kojima and his butt-buddy will not give them the award, Walking Simulator 2 releases this year remember?

what are you gonna do when a journo eurocuckshit governed award is awarded to a glorified jarpig thought up by french idea guys and actually created by outsourcing

nta but go on about my day playing what i like fully content knowing the only ones worth playing are the ones that don't require an award and anyone thinking otherwise is too retarded to be around.

I'm sorry if I don't buy into marketing bullshit like you do. The gameplay is right there whenever you want to look at it.

I'm gonna cope with a huge run-on sentence

Got it.

Your comment was an adhom so who fucking cares

GAME OF THE MILLENNIA

marketing bullshit

read this you braindead retard

is the final boss the easiest boss of act 3? everywhere I go I get my ass kicked

C-C-COPE

Not an argument.

Oh is that so? Hm, then why didn't death stranding win against sekiro? because geoff isn't the one who choose who gets the awards, it's 30 or so journos that decide that shit you fucking retarded asshole

Read more marketing you braindead retard

Are you fucking dense? I already said I know what marketing is. The GAMEPLAY is what we're talking about, you pathetic shill dickrider, not the fucking written previews you keep acting like are more important than the observable fucking footage.

This is the actual GOTY

OP proclaims game is GOTY

Anon says it ISN'T GOTY

Ask how you'll react when it does in fact win GOTY

Uhhhh I don't care

Why are you here, little bro. Besides finding ways to cope.

Yeah you're supposed to beeline to it

I wish I could punch you in the fucking face when DS2 get's a 95+ metacritic score. Bookmark that bitch so I can laugh and spit in your ugly little zoomer face

Nigger just filter the god damn game. You’re like those retards on Anon Babble that get mad about BBC threads as if you can’t fix this problem in 2 seconds.

Being this unhinged

Marketing dipshit. Here's a thought, don't enter a thread about another game to shill your preferred game then throw a temper tantrum when your bullshit isn't entertained.

zoomer face

The fuck are you, some heaving fat fuck in his 30s? Go make a DS2 thread if you want to talk about it. God knows you're making pennies to do so, you pathetic idiot.

literally all subjective things
your game is shit, deal with it, tranny and move on
..or kill yourself, that would be better choice

I'll spare you the list of subjective reasons against a goty, it's as wortless as the reason for listing the subjective reasons for one. There are no "actual" reasons for or against but i'll say this:

Maybe because im older than the zoomers surronding this unoriginal mish mash of jrpg tropes and design, it has allowed me to try out a much larger pool of pre-existing jprg to see for what it really is. That and this retarded speedrun of a race trying to outdo nintendo fanboys in their own tier at spamming their favorite piece of media on Anon Babble

Literally all subjective things

Correct. With the overwhelming conensus amongst people who've played it being that, AKSHULLY UM SUBJECTIVELY, E33 surpasses other jrpgs in those aspects of: writing, dialogue, story and content pacing, combat, etc.

The rest of this post

Damn you're coping hard already lmao.

MARIO AND PRINCESS BEACH

DS is style over substance snorefest that was only ever interesting thanks to vague mysterious trailers.

Honest question.

Why Kingdom Come 2 was memory holed around here? It was that bad? I didn't play it yet, but it is worse than E33?

I'm older than you and I think it's the best jrpg since FFX and Lost Odyssey. What now, nerd?

The creator and dude bankrolling the event has no say on who wins awards on his show

Tranny....

Not bad, just not really "special" in the way it was hyped to be. Still a good game. But E33 feels fresh even with its inspirations, KCD2 is basically what you expected it to be. There wasn't anything there to be surpised by.

Again, answer the question. Why did Sekiro win over Death Stranding if what you're saying is true?

Because it was clear that Death Stranding was shilled shit just like Death Stranding 2 and to deny an obviously superior game the GOTY would have been a huge embarassment. As close as they are, Geoff can't save Kojima from his own shit.

What you're saying makes no sense, first you say kojima gives geoff money for his show but then he still doesn't win GOTY with death stranding but now suddenly you think DS2 will win GOTY cause kojima and geoff are buttbuddies?... like what?

First you say

That was my first post, I just wanted to jump in, don't lump me in with the other anon. I do NOT think DS2 will win GOTY, it's looking like a total dud of a sequel. The Sony curse is about to strike again (good first game, lame second game), hopefully Yotei can break the curse.

will you cry when the game gets a 95+ metacritic score and call it fake reviews and shill marketing or whatever or will you face the truth and admit you were wrong and DS2 is actually a good fucking game cause kojima listened to feedback, fixed everthing and made it much much better?

lol
LMAO

They didn't need to add this sexist male gaze focused jiggle on her. It's fucking 2025.

It's good but it does nothing special compared to the first game.

Will you cry if the game you're buying day one gets a high review score

No? I just don't think it's going to beat E33 since E33 feels like a fresh of breath air in a stagnant genre and DS2 just looks like more of the same. You know how I know about the Sony curse? It's because I've bought and played these shitty sequels. I'm getting DS2, too. Hope it's good! It's not beating Expedition, though.

is actually a good fucking game cause kojima listened to feedback, fixed everthing and made it much much better?

Ooooooh you're that fag whining above lmao. Yeah bro I'm sure it's going to be perfect.

They didn't need to, and it's based that they did

See you at the finish line, bud

the finish line

What the fuck lol. I'm buying the game, schizo, I'm just not swallowing Kojima's cum like you are. What a fucking weirdo.

Yeah I'm proudly swallowing Kojima's cum cause I know for a FACT he's hiding so much of this game, even the B-roll footage is a complete joke, they don't even let us listen to the boss music, as soon as it starts getting good it cuts away. Think motherfuckerf, you have seen nothing yet of this game. Read on the sony site: "Expect the unexpected".

I'm proudly swallowing Kojima's cum

Anon...

Yeah I'm proudly swallowing Kojima's cum

E33 honestly feels like something Kojima would make if he were actually a good writer.

I can't believe he finished a game

Reddit of the Year

An eroding one

Any good storyline would be something kojima would have made if he was a good writer

Sadly he isn’t, so it’s irrelevant

E33fags have become the new Rebirthfags, or maybe it's a falseflag, I don't know

Nah, E33 is actually a good game

Why is japanese Tony Stark powered by a glowing baby

parrying autism

It was made for me

There is legitimately zero chance this takes GOTY because it is still full of the unserious anime shit that people are praising E33 for not having.

ALICIA YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF
POOP IS COMING OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE
ALICIA!
GO TO THE BATHROOM!
NOW!

I can't kill this bitch, help

Well no, because E33 is actually successful and good.

47 mins

fucking hell I applaud you anon, because there's no way in hell I won't make mistake in that time window and have to redo the fight all over again

Wtf did I just find? There was an invisible floor that I just started walking on just southwest of Monoco's Station

I went to camp then fell through and now I'm stuck on the other side of this wall. Fuck.

Where are the Maelle mods? Only reason I'm even interested in this game is her.

Rebirthfags don't exist. It's purely paid SEshills spamming about that game.

Repeat with me:

Game

Of

The

Year

this the monster hunter thread?

Total painter death. Kill painters. Behead painters. Roundhouse kick a painter into the concrete. Slam dunk the painter into the trashcan. Crucify painters. Defecate on a painter's canvas. launch painters into the Sun. Stir fry painters into a wok. Toss painters into active volcanos. Urinate on painters' brushes. Judo throw painters into a wood chipper. Twist painters heads off. Report painters to the canvas exterminator. Karate chop painters in half. Curb stomp painters. Trap painters in the desert. Crush painters in the printing press. Liquefy painters in a vat of acetone. Impale painters with fountain pens. Lobotomize painters. Mandatory recall for painting sets. Grind painters in the garbade disposal. Drown painters in hot ink. Vaporize painters with a plasma torch. Nuke painters. Kick old painters from the window. Turn painters into glue. - he wrote

okay verso, get back to tickling those ivories

I mean, if GTA doesn't come this year, probably?
Is either this or Doom, right?
Don't say Wilds, it's arguably incomplete till the DLC

I wasn't really feeling the story which is an issue, because the game had a lot of story focus.

There's probably supposed to be a bridge.

Oh that makes sense. I haven't unlocked that bridge though I think the switch is on the other side. Once I reloaded a save I couldn't replicate what happened.

Nothing lasts forever.

Fucking hilarious fell off right at the end of this stupid fucking parkour course

doesnt have a pc release date yet

hearing reviews are meh, just whatever

can save money while sonygoys pay up and test it for me

ill buy it on sale later this year or next year.

Me and my fren are talking about 33 all day, but he still didn't have the time to go past the first boss.
Obviously I won't spoil him because I want to see his reaction but I really am wondering who tf he is going to pick because he already fell in love with both Maelle and Lune, also he absolutely likes gustave (poor guy has no idea what is coming) so I suspect that I know what he is gonna pick when he finally gets to the endings lol

it is and i found the same thing when i tried walking there. bridge activation is on the other side.

i like maelle too not just because shes op but shes likeable. But shes clearly depressed and anyone who actually likes maelle would pick versos ending to help her.

try walking instead of running to the things when you don't need to jump, half of the time I fell could have been avoided if I just slowly walked to the chairs and shit

GAME OF THE YEAR
Also, Lune's dirty feet
IMAGINE THE SMELL

They literally have the same Metacritic score.

Yeah that's why I suspect he would choose Verso..but he really likes lune too so I don't know, it's a toss up between which one will win out in his heart when the hour comes

I just got it on my second try. Yeah the first time I fell was because sprinted for no reason

nice, took me 5 times because I kept panicking like a moron lol, I got extra mad when I found out it wasn't Maelle's swimsuit after all (I like monoco though so it's fine)

Game is obviously set in a world created by a french family to the point the main city is fucking Paris

City is full of brown people

Only good character (the white guy) dies in the first act only to be completely forgotten minutes later and replaced by some jew that everyone sucks off and completely forgets about their "friend" that just died

the only other white character in the game is shown to be the reason why everything bad happens

Trash game. Glad I got my refund.

What else is coming out this year that could dethrone it?

Got if he was playable

some jew

just make up stuff

kek.

Alright, no memes, no bullshit. Why is this game being astroturfed to hell and back? Is it actual good?

Not anymore after 40 years of French leftists convincing the rest of the country that French culture/history doesn’t exist, and they should just embrace multiculturalism if they don’t want to be branded as fascists.

so fucking tired of the constant shilling

Its a fighting point because bored anons found out you can start flame wars between FF rebirth and metaphor fans with E33 fans. Its also prove that westerns do like turn based games that have a serious tone like the original FF games had in my opinion. But thats the meat of the argument. Its a good game that makes a lot of people mad because they kept shilling arguments that turned out to be untrue.

Verose is not white, you're an idiot if you think that he is. His VA is a literal fucking jew too you'd have to be retarded to think he's white.

dessendre last name

entire family is red head girls

uhhh hes not blonde and blue therefore hes brown!

kek dude hes white sorry. Actual white people tan outside and dont look like porcelain asian girls.

Death Stranding 2 if Kojima manages to make it fun, and Metroid Prime 4 since game journos love it (the remaster is the third highest rated game on OC in 2023)

It's not like the retards that made this game know anything since they shove infinite niggers into a setting based off of France created by a French girl who obviously isn't living in the 21st century when France was actually majority white. Verose is a jew and Gustav is the only character worth caring about in this shit game.

im just going to call random white dudes jews because i dont like them

kek you got filtered by the parry didnt you?

The parry is pathetically easy. Verose is a jew, his VA is a jew who sucks at acting and you're a retarded shill for anti-white garbage.

is maelle a jew too? renoir? how do you have a jew in a family of non jews? kek that doesnt even make sense. In game characters dont take on the religion of their VAs.

These threads explain why the game is so heavily promoted despite looking like a slightly above average game

he thinks being a kike is just religion

This is pointless, then.

lmaoooo. what did verso do that makes you even think hes doing jewish behavior? he fights for his friends the entire time and dies for his sister. Pretty much the opposite of what a jew would do.

watching asmon try to pretend to give a shit about the game is pretty funny.

thats hes fake im gaming voice he always does.

REPEAT AFTER ME,
PLAY DOLLS NEST INSTEAD OF THIS WOKE TRASH OVER SHILLED GARBAGE.

KCD1 was fun and unique, KCD2 was just basically the same as 1 so you already knew what it was. People who are interested bought it and played it, people who weren't laughed at mansu moussa, and life goes on.
E33, at least to me seemed to come out of nowhere. I only know about it because of people posting "Maelle wins :D" for a few days after release, tried it on a whim and really liked it.

Excitement seems to be a factor of expectations and results. The greater the difference between what you expect and what you get, the more amplified the experience will be. I had no expectations of e33 because I didn't know anything about it and I loved it, but coming on to Anon Babble and seeing people who you could tell barely even played it talking about it being goty was aggravating.

E-celebs aren't video games, get real friends
Make a doll's nest thread THEN, shilling your game in other people's threads while shitting on what they like will only make people hate it

Thoughts? streamable.com/l2gd3l

E-celebs aren't video games, get real friends

bro everyone knows who asmon and hasan are. stop acting like you have real friends.

Blue Prince clears.

outing himself as a nigger

YIKES! they wouldn't want you anyway

It can't be that simple. They knew what they were doing...

have the same plot twist as the mocked and derided star ocean 3

but it's not urg anime so cringe so it's totally genius bro

dunno, I liked it.

It's game of the year because it's a JRPG- well, uh...

It's a JRPG without the cringe story- hmm. I guess I'll say...

It's not like other JRPGs because unlike them it has a deeply engaging, tactical battle system that- okay, pfft, well fuck, um...

It has beautiful character- FUCK, FUCK YOU IT'S GOTY BECAUSE IT JUST IS OKAY!?!

I have a question, are painting years different from real world years? Surely Renoir didn't spend 77 real world years trying to get Aline out of the canvas right?

And a follow up question sort of related, when exactly did Renoir escape from beneath the Monolith?

seething tendie

winning an argument against yourself

it has an amazing story, gameplay, characters and design. It's fine if you disagree.

The plot twist actually ties in very well to the already built upon themes and emotional build up of the characters, especially in regards to Verso, and then allows for expansion of those into the ending. It doesn't just happen for the sake of happening for shock value. This is the difference between a good plot twist and a bad one. It's very similar to cheap jump scares in horror vs uneasy build up of tension.

as far as I understood living painting years there work the same way as real world years, Alicia was able to be born, grow up and live all 16 years as Maelle there so yeah..renoir was done by the time Aline came back to the canvas AGAIN lmao, poor guy really hoped she was going to help him drag Alicia out.

Time is implied to move differently. Alicia goes in the canvas and lives 16 years, but if you side with Verso in the end she will leave the canvas and you'll be able to see that in the real world, during Verso's funeral, all the characters look haven't aged significantly since the scene where Alicia goes inside the canvas.

That or the painters have giant lifespans.

(Me)
all the characters haven't aged significantly*

Metaphor has an even higher metacritic score and that game sucks even more.

I loved every character in this game and I sided with Verso because Maelle is dead and Alicia is a psychopath.

Death Stranding 2, Yotei or Silksong are my guesses.

Metroid Prime spooky hands 4

Yeah fucking right lmao

Renoir's entire story in this game is the most tragic thing ever, I feel so sorry for him... Lost his son, his wife was driven to mania, his daughter was scarred and traumatized and broken for life, all he wants is to bring his family back together and live happily

how will you react when [thing that will never happen] happens?

People actually like Une vie à t'aimer ? The song against Renoir? I think their voices don't compliment each other well at all. Everytime they sing at the same time I just want one of them to shut up.

Guy needs to accept that escapism is based and just join
Stop being a party pooper

Yotei

She is too fucking loud

Everyone knows what food is too but this isn't cooking board it's the video game board so keep your inane faggotry away

ommelet du frommage

I still need to beat Simon

HEY GUYZ DID YOU HEAR THIS WAS MADE BY ONLY 30 PEOPLE AS A LABOR OF LOVE TO JRPGS?!

i love lune

flavor of the month*

It's falseflagging Fatlusfags, they can't cope with the fact that Metaphor is already forgotten while Expedition 33 will be remembered for years to come.

Why is it so hard to understand why people love it?
It's literally FFX but a bit more modern, and more gameplay depth.
If square came out with FFX today everyone would love it too. For some reason they keep making shit instead.

since when does Anon Babble like QTE slop?
I had to uninstall that pos game after 20 minutes of playing