Christ is King over all the Heaven and Earth, meaning he's also King of Video Games, and thus, King of Anon Babble and He loves you even if you post the most abhorrent of degenerate shit on here, so rejoice! For you know that when you fall, or have no one else to follow or look up to for anything, you can always turn to Christ, who is always there for you regardless of what happens, as long as you're willing to reach for him!
Christ is King over all the Heaven and Earth, meaning he's also King of Video Games, and thus...
King of Video Games
that would be Billy Mitchel actually
christlarper third worlder zoomers are embarrassing.
third world zoomers tend to be fedoras, though
I'm not mindbroken enough by the horrors of reality to turn to coping that way (yet)
they're below average slavs, ugly annoying women, or racist white men with an innumerable amount of problems
mfw people gloss over the fact Jesus would absolutely not stand for bullshit and always go for "turn the other cheek" nonsense
Jesus Christ is NOT video games.
Jesus Christ is NOT video games.
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they're genuinely fucked in the head and are exactly the types of people Jesus talked about in the Bible who will come to him and be like "Lord, Lord, have we not done all these things in your name?" and so forth to which he'll just say "Depart from me, for I never knew you."
I have a feeling Jesus would very much pick up the sword today.
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Thats what he'd say to you yeah
I genuinely can not imagine what it's like to be retarded enough to believe in god
fuck off retard
Don't worry he has infinite patience and love even for retards like you
People need their copes instead of actually doing something about their life. Remember, anon - all part of God's plan.
Umm dude jesus that jews were like satan and stuff. He would be based and redpilled and help me genocide the niggers and jews. Are you stupid? You're probably some reddit discord raider.
Blessed post.
When Jesus saw stuff he wasn't happy with, he didn't hesitate to admonish or even punish the people responsible. He'd always give them a chance to see the error of their ways and improve, but he never said "Go forth, and continue as you have, as long as you don't feel guilty."
Also, you probably don't want to hear this, but Jesus is YHVH incarnate. As One among the 70, who sacrificed himself to expand his covenant with Man beyond his appointed Israelites. "The Father" to whom Jesus prayed is EL. Father of all 70 of the national deities mentioned in the Bible.
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It's revolting how His message has been distorted over time. Jesus was anything but a pacifist, he always provoked, agitated and at least on one occasion used his anger towards others.
Turning the other cheek doesn't mean to take a beating and offering to take more, 2000 years ago a slap on ones cheek meant talking to a lower or an equal depending on what hand you used, what cheek you hit.
Evangelical "Christians", everyone
Ask yourself. Why was Jesus uncertain and in need of the support of God at Gethsemane if they were one and the same. Why did Jesus pray? Because there's no trinity. The true creator, the true God, EL selected the national god of the Israelites to end the Bronze Age Paradigm. The Bible says the nations of the Earth were given to 70 different gods. English translations imply that the true God, of the Israelites, who created them all, settled for an equal portion. But if you go back to the original language, it doesn't say that. Historical analysis of what Levantine peoples believed before written history suggests that they once believed YHVH was the son of EL, along with all the other national deities of their neighbors and of the rest of the world.
And whom claimed to be the son of The Creator? Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ is YHVH, God of the Israelites, but YHVH is not The Creator, EL.
There was a fighting game with Jesus in it, forgot the name.
1. Does the story of Noah's Ark debunk the bible?
2. In the Garden of Eden, the serpent and God said different results from eating it. Why was the serpent correct and God the wrong one?
3. If God is all-knowing, all-powerful, and all-loving why hasn't he destroyed Satan yet?
Jesus was fully human while incarnated so he experienced human things like doubt or weakness of will, but he was also fully divine so in the end he did the right thing of course.
It also explains why he was angry at times, like with the money changers in the Temple. It was his fully human nature.
And whom claimed
That's an incorrect use of whom and makes you look dumb, stick to who next time.
The answer is that only retarded American Evangelicals take the Bible literally.
There is no god you will never escape the loop
Wtf bro I thought christianity was only for us based aryan men? You faggots told me niggers weren't going to heaven
It says "people", only Whites are people
niggers weren't going to heaven
Wait till you hear about Jesus and White Heaven
How can you be racist while believing in the literal "king of jews"?
All of that is just emotional manipulation to get people to pay taxes (or sometimes donations nowadays) to the Church and the State, btw.
Good question you should ask /natsoc/ that.
Retarded racist schizos have a whole ideology about how the original Jews were actually White Europeans and modern Jews are Turkic impostors.
You're putting a lot more thought into it than they are
I thought about it. What if time loops back into itself? What if it's just a circle where we travel in one direction and we call what's behind us "past" and what's in front of us "future" because the circle is too big for us to notice that they're one and the same? It would make sense because everything would be perfectly conserved. No creation or destruction, never something out of nothing. What if we're doomed to live the exact same lives the exact same way infinitely many times? There would be no way to tell because there is nothing outside of this cycle, so there is no way to perceive it for what it is. Is the next "me" in the next iteration of the cycle really me? Will I also be conscious as that guy?
What's God's sense of humor like?
Surely I can't just make some kind of edgy, mean spirited joke and expect Him to laugh. But then I also remember that part of the Bible where one of the guys performing miracles on behalf of God, like bringing fire up from the sky down onto the Altar then begins to basically brag and make snarky comments to the Ba'al worshippers being like "So where's your 'god' now then?" followed up by mocking their belief of how he functions as well "Perhaps he's still rowing his boat down the river in the underworld, so he can't be here to show his works to you?"
What's God's sense of humor like?
Looked at a mirror lately?
People who saw Jesus in NDEs say he has a good sense of humor
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the son of god better get ready to go to court
Why are American Christians so weird?
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i wish god was real and the story of jesus was true. unfortunately, like , my mind will never shake the feeling that belief in such a tale is nothing more than a coping mechanism by people afraid of dying and not existing again
Cuz there’s lots of plot holes in a fake story written by lots of people over many years
What do you mean the serpent was correct? He wasn't. Adam and Eve were supposed to die as God said, but because He loves us and doesn't want us to perish, he found a loophole around that which still keeps the meaning true regardless of how you look at it. What happened is that instead of killing Adam and Eve, he killed an animal who was considered to be "clean" or "innocent" and without sin, so that it could take the fall for the death we deserved.
Obviously it wasn't a permanent solution, but a temporary one until hundreds of thousands of years later when Jesus came into the world and was sacrificed as the 'perfect lamb' who died sinless, for all of us, in order to make it so we don't get the death we all deserve. The curse is still there, we are meant to die and be sent to hell, the only thing the animal sacrifices did in the past was act like temporary way to stave off that curse whenever we did something that went against God. But now that Jesus sacrificed Himself for us, we no longer require animal sacrifices, but instead to just put our full trust in Him, and through Him, we'll be saved.
There was no falsehood spoken anywhere by God. He said if we ate from the Tree, we would die; We do, and still will. It's a curse that follows us everywhere, but he found a way to go around that, and continue to give us life, because He loves us, while still keeping true to His word that all he says is the honest truth.
What you're doing here by claiming the Snake was right is twist the words around that are already there to prove it right in some way. No, the Snake saying we "surely wouldn't die" does not make him right because Adam and Eve and us continue to live purely by God's Grace and Mercy alone. The curse of Death is still there, following all of us. You're looking at this idea as an immediate, instant death, but the idea here is, again, more like a curse that we know will be fulfilled unless we follow Jesus.
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yeah, this is how you'll be getting raped to death by demon in hell over and over again lol. nice knowing you at least know what awaits you.
Still better then tiktok zoomer christians but yes in terms of Christians from place to place Americans have the strangest by far
you think franky boy is burning in hell right now for all the heresy he's been openly speaking out to all the people?
If God is omnipotent why not just lift the curse lol
That isn't very christian of you, you should be praying for my salvation
It's not a coping mechanism, it's an institution that persists based on indoctrination. You and I are merely lucky enough to not have grown up under its grip so we escaped the early childhood brainwashing.
He was catholic he wasn't going to heaven anyways. Only jews go to heaven there
lol
there's no trinity
straight to hell with you, pagan
Dear God pls give me a hot ass wife based off my waifu rise kujikawa from persona 4! It would make me very happy. Maybe even an isekai to persona 4 as the protagonist if that’s not asking too much.
Pagans are infinitely more based overall but ii agree
This guy made drugs from his blood and gave them to kids
you should be the one praying to god and begging him to save you, not me, since you're predestined to burn in hell regardless. only thing that's going to save you is to truly seek him and repent.
we're actually entered the young pope timeline
It's only distorted because his message was so breathtakingly stupid that you would have to be an absolute moron to follow it.
Adam and Eve were supposed to die
So God was wrong or lied.
but because he loves us
That's why he flooded the world and killed so many innocent people including babies. Also God is very keen on punishment, that's his most constant character trait. He wouldn't say one thing and then just go "oh that's okay, I'll find a loophole"
sacrificed as a perfect lamb
If God is all-powerful why doesn't he just instantly make humans sinless or restart the whole thing or create his perfect world without the mistakes.
he said if we ate from the Tree
He said "on that day" and specifically to Adam and Eve. Which didn't happen.
he loves us
That's why he tortures finite beings with infinite suffering for making mistakes even though he designed us to make mistakes.
holy fucking shit I might actually not hate catholics anymore
atheists demand the right to not believe
they also demand theists to stop believing
how come?
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Sounds like sloth to me, i shall pray so you can be less of a lazy faggot
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This, Catholics are playing Christianity on hard mode if you aren't a jew to where most catholics just settle for purgatory since they know they can't reach the standards to be allowed into heaven
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If God is all-loving and all-powerful why is Satan still alive while he killed innocent people?
Who did he kill?
Hes going through his redemption arc sweetie
It's not meant to be taken literally.
So God was wrong or lied.
He said that when they would eat from the Tree, they would have to die, and then I explained you how that word still stayed true, but it got directed to an animal to elevate it temporarily and give them another chance at life, but away from Paradise, because he's Merciful and loving.
You're just going to start listing stuff out and twisting them to suit your own narrative about it, you're not interested in actually understanding anything. Fuck off back to your father Satan, I'm not giving the rest of your post any time of day.
If He's King of Video Games then why won't He save them?
pagancuck god turns into piss or into a mare to get fucked by a horse
meanwhile God sends his only Son to get his flesh eaten and blood drunk to redeem humanity