We are back psp/vita bros
We are back psp/vita bros
I remember borrowing my friend's psp for a day when I was 10 and I stayed up all night playing it
we won't unless it cost 200€
if i have to pay more i'd rather buy a chink handled like the retroid pocket 5
if it's a portal 2 (only works when connected online) then it's a flop and DOA
inventing another retarded format like they did with psp is dumb, they won't go for memekeycards, I'm fine with all digital since I plan to hack it anyway
as long as it has GAMES and works offline I don't see why it's bad to own one, especially if your digital library carries over to it
Based. Jailbroken CHADstation consoles are KINO.
Gonna CFW the FUCK out of it
I don’t travel much so I won’t get one unless it has really good exclusives
honestly considering valve proved portable x86 devices are possible and would sell they literally could just copy paste it with the PS OS and then devs just have to lower draw distance shadow res etc and they can release a game for both PS5/6 and portable at the same time no need for compiling twice just optimisation tweaks, same as steam games and the deck.
It's just going to be a ROG Ally with a PS logo on it and PlayStation buttons lol. Even Sony isn't dumb enough to believe they can launch a dedicated handheld with a locked down OS
this.
what we need is the psp 2
x86 is terrible for battery life compared to arm
I'm retarded. Someone explain to me why big boy graphics cards can't just work with an ARM processor.
If it looks like steamdeck/switch 2 im not buying it. give me a handheld that i can put in my pocket
You got the psp2 and abandoned it
Just make it a similar size as the DS and lightweight. I'll bought it
Could be good if Sony can resist the urge to be retarded for a week.
If this comes out and can play all PS3/4 games out if the box it'll be good, otherwise it can join it's parents in the graveyard.
planned for PS6 launch
sounds like another one of those streaming-only handhelds. Pass
To little to late. PC and a Nintendo console is all you need.
ok but where are the games?
ARM is power efficient but expensive for x86 equivalent performance.
All the Vita, PSP and Psx games at launch.
But you need to buy them again.
please be an actual handheld and not an oversized piece of shit like the deck and switch
that sounds quite cool which is why the california zombie sony will never do it
no that is the vita. it tried to hard to add useless shit no one cared. all it had to do was to add a second set of triggers instead of that gay back touchpad.
besides i didnt abandon it, i ahd 2 fucking vitas. sony did it.
The PSP, and the Vita after it, were my common companions from 2008 to 2014 until I got my first smartphone.
Great games, access to the internet if you could get wifi.
Heck, I used to screenshot mapquest directions to find my way around while traveling.
That said, I wonder how a dedicated handheld will do when even Nintendo has abandoned them.
I would love for it to do well, though.
the best place to play Scamtendo 2 games.
Vita didn't play the console games, a modern handheld has to play everything the console plays.
Sony
supporting 2 consoles at once
when they can't even support 1
Yeah I don't buy it
Sony does what nintendon't.
That is retarded, the portable market is dead.
There is one group of people who want this, people who are gonna hack it.
I like PSP and Vita for being weeb machines.
There's no chance of this being one considering nu-Sony.
Sounds like a retarded idea if this is true. Only the most committed PS fans and a handful of hobbyists would buy it to tinker with it, so Sony really wouldn't profit all that much. The Switch and Switch 2 have the casual audience cornered as far as handhelds go, and more niche audiences have PC handhelds, older handhelds, and cheap Chinese garbage to keep them occupied. That is, unless Sony goes against everything they've done for the past few years and actually puts genuine blockbuster exclusives on it that you can't get anywhere else, which they won't.
why is everyone flooding the market with all these handhelds? are they retarded? Do they think they will get the Switch's audience
Will it have games?
Between this and the Steamdeck, Sloptendo is finished. No wonder those subhuman animals are already making excuses for "lower projected sales" lmao.
Fuck Shitendo.
screen size is terrible for battery life
I don't get it, why do people like the PSP so much? At the time it was cool to have a PS2 on the go, but it doesn't stand on its own very well as a handheld, just ports from another system like the Game Boy Advance. The DS had way more original games
Do you have any idea how much power your graphics card pulls?
If it's literally psp2 electric boogaloo it will fail miserably, you can play pretend a console will be successful with only releasing a single non exclusive first party a year and most importantly, handhelds are consoles for children, not grown up adults, if all the games are Mature rated like most were in the psp and vita, it will continue to fail again, that's literally why nintendo keeps winning the handheld market and everyone else fails.
PS, Xbox and Shitendo games.
HOPEFULLY IT'LL HAVE GAMES! NOT JUST A GOD OF WAR AND A TLOU REMAKE!
Who cares about specs jesus christ? Astro Bot became like the highest rated game on the PS5 and if you optimized for a few weeks could easily run on the PS3
Absolute doofus opinion.
HOPEFULLY IT'LL HAVE GAMES! NOT JUST A GOD OF WAR AND A TLOU REMAKE!
You're asking for too much from Snoy
deck comes out, you can play all of your games on basically any platform whenever you want
"I got an idea, lets make a locked down walled garden handheld"
If you buy this shit you have noone to blame but yourself
Don't worry, the Vita can play Nintendo games, the new PS handheld will play everything Nintendo makes.
Thanks Sloptendo of America!
Can't wait to see it flop harder than shita did lmao
Can't wait to see it shit on Nintendo like the PSP did lmao
modern snoy
psp 2
it’s just gonna be a soulless tablet with buttons on the sides
The PSP had amazing weeb games. Especially action rpgs like MonHun, Ys, Phantasy Star Portable, Crisis Core, etc.
ps5 fails to sell 80 million consoles in 5 years
sony exec: i know what will save our dead dying business! copying nintendo again!
LMAO
same architecture as the PS6
won't even have parity with the PS6
stronger than the Xbox Series S but weaker than the PS5
needs a patch for PS5 games to run well (they'll still run without the patch but like shit)
will most likely cost around $700
Dead on Arrival
Sony is entirely incapable of supporting a second platform, and it won't run PS5 games unless it's 100% a PS5 internally, which it won't be until switch 3 is out
my friend risking his fingers to short the battery pack so our friend group could hack our psps
Very good times, thanks Taylor.
I bet it will be a handheld pc but with the ps store instead of steam and other services like what xbox is doing for their handheld. I’m more interested in if they use a modified/updated version of the vita store or if they do something completely different.
Switch 2 sold out. A lot of people want locked down handhelds. In fact Switch 2 will probably outsell steam deck this very year.
Did the vita require you to pay to use psn?
If it runs bloodborne and isnt some massive tablet slab it might be the one sony product I buy.
ps portal 2
u like?
In fact Switch 2 will probably outsell steam deck this very year.
Steam Deck flopped, it sold about as well as N-Gage did theverge.com
Switch 2 is gonna outsell the -ECK! on Launch Day
This
PSP
failed
PSVita
failed
PS Move
failed
PSVR
failed
PSVR2
failed
This will have the same fate.
Launching a handheld and a console at the same time seems like a terrible idea, especially since many people seem to have cost concerns with something like the Switch 2.
I think the original insider, Kepler_L2 said it may release *a little after the PS6 launch or it's releasing alongside it.
I agree that it seems like a terrible idea. Usually ps handhelds have released at least a year before the next gen of home consoles so this seems doubly stupid.
vita was the last ps console with free online, so no you didn't need to pay for it
What would it be named? PSP 2? Vita 2? Or something new?
PSP was the least failure out of all of them otherwise they wouldn't have bothered with PSVita. The rest is VR shit which is super niche anyway.
buy the more expensive handheld so you can jailbreak it to play the same games a switch has
why are vegans like this?
PS Triple
PSγ
they'll give it some dumb xbox-tier name like the ps portable x or something like that
sony kneeled and recognized that handhelds are the superior gaming form
KINGTENDO WON
can't believe that shitcoin pepe is still circulating around here
Will you be able to dock it so it displays on a TV? Or is it a standalone portable? The answer to this determines whether or not this is at least a moderate success.
you will get another standalone accessory like the ps tv
no weeb games
no exclusives
would get mogged by any of the chinkhelds
Unless Sony goes the same route as Microsoft and require developers to make PS6 games run on the mobile system, what games would it have? Sony can't support one console, they're going to support a console and portable?
it'll run ps4/5 games!
For $80 or $20 digital upgrade.
steam deck flopped
doesn't realize what it was selling.
there is a reason you are not going to make it.
no weeb games
i think this was the only reason to own a vita
exactly, i member getting mine to play dungeon travelers, danganronpa 2 and other weeb vns but sony abandoned that market and now there's better ways to play weebshit
Yeah but it'll just be shit versions of games designed to be played on big screens whats the fucking point?
The handheld market and the opportunities it offered for smaller scale original games in a franchise or low budget experimental titles is gone. There will be no "PP3 Exclusive Games".
Why didn't they do this for PS5? This thing will cost almost $1000 because of Trump tariff wars wink nudge
I swear you nintendtroons are a bunch of drooling retards, how can it flop if it literally was out of stock when it launched and people had to wait to get theirs.