IT'S FUCKING SUNDAY

IT'S FUCKING SUNDAY
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA

A reminder for the indians being posted to anti-shill the AA success to prop up Doom

Its on GamePass. Game is success

You're right G, my bad.

Sorry why are we mad at Doom?

its bad and not a Doom game, and the publishers and devs are being rightfully punished.

also charging $80 for a 10 hour campaign is daylight robbery

I don't like generic regurgitated slops.
Those soulless games need to die along with their retarded boomer fanbase.

Game is great I’m having a lot of fun. Who gives a fuck about steam charts nigger?

Have fun because you ain't getting another one.

Because it's worse than both 2016 and Eternal.
The raised price tag for the base game when there will be DLC campaigns coming anyway doesn't help.

31k

31k

31k

31k

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH

31k

31k

31k

31k

WHAT THE FUCK

This happened because of woke. It went woke. It's woke.

why the fuck are they going for rt even

So they don't have to put any efort into the lighting.

everyone is in the church. tomorrow will be the day

True actually.

What do these words even mean? Are you saying that Expedition is good or bad, can you speak in plain English?

Is that really in the game?

it's DOOM'am!

It's just standard shaudenfreude, no-one's immune to it.

This image is depressing.

Most Doom players are in church.

Doom should never be chasing trends, I don't know why they thought slower paced parrysloppa would sit well with the fans

This is Fatlasfags trying to make themselves feel better after their better came out and made their goty irrelevant.

parrysloppa

kek

He's saying Expedition is a good AA game and indians unsuccessfully shilled against it to prop up other releases
Most aren't even indians probably Anon Babble just has a (sometimes justified) boner for games failing and wanted CCE33 to fail

That slow mo effect is dreadful
Can you at least turn it off?

every $60+ game that releases on gamepass flops on every other store

Hmmmmm i wonder if this could somehow mean something...
probably not, i guess people just hate DOOM now. Time to kill the franchise again

no

Ah no worries, thanks for the clarification. Yeah I enjoyed Expedition 33 but have been staying clear of them, fearing spoilers I know how people are on here.

Now, all of that said is this Doom game a DLC, spin off or a full brand new title? I got the impression it's sort of an expansion to Doom Eternal, I'm kind of out of touch because I'm only here on the weekends, working weekdays so out of the loop.

microsoft paid for a gazillion bots and shills for Expedition 33

didnt do it for the new DOOM

Schizobros, what does this means?

every $60+ game that releases on gamepass flops

What kind of a cope is this?

It's fucking DOOM release on the fucking PC LMAO. And it flopped at 31k. Starfield got like 300k people on PC despite being on Goypass. steamcharts.com/app/1716740

Fucking WO LONG got 70k on PC despite being on Goypass and you never even heard about that game. steamcharts.com/app/1448440

And this is FUCKING DOOM we're talking about. THE PC FRANCHISE DOOM.

NOTHING you say will ease this into being anything other than a CATASTROPHIC FLOP

31k

31k

31k

31k

Time to drag it behind the shed, yes.

What has Microsoft to do with Expedition 33?

yes
nexusmods.com/doomthedarkages/mods/4

couldn't even break 150,000 concurrent

flop

Are you ok schizo Anon?

You're forgetting about the 20 million game pass players.

unveiled at Xbox showcase

day 1 goypass

reddit lost
jeets lost
chuds won again

LMAO

You may have had a point if Doom Eternal wasn't on gamepass day 1, and got over double the concurrent players, while also being 5 years older (steam playerbase has been growing massively year on year)

the game is faster than eternal at 150%

It's on Gamepass

literally same as Doom TDA

Eternal wasn't on gamepass day 1. I believe it was the same year but it wasn't until later. I think it was the first zenimax game though.

80$/Euro
Is on game pass for 1/8 of that.
Requires a ray-tracing GPU.

The game pass thing especial why wold anyone pay 80$ for a game they can beat over a weekend on game pass.
And before you say MUH owning the game will be on sale in like a few years for like 20$ so you can "own" the shit out of it then.

you could say that the game... is doomed

I don't even know anymore, same way I don't understand all the Expedition 33 shilling.

TORtanic.

Put simply, it is shit.

Maybe you're part of the target group if you don't see why TDA is shat on?

this obsession with popularity with unwashed nerds is really weird and annoying, who gives a fuck how many people bought

NURR DURR IF IT SELL BAD THAT MEAN BAD

absolutely retarded

who gives a fuck how many people bought

People who expect sequels, DLCs, patches, updates etc.

It's a rhetorical question you absolute mouth breather.

DOOM might not have sold well enough to get a sequel LMAO let's throw a party where we play nothing and talk about how girls hate us because we're shit

OK Anon Babble

I'm not a fan of w*stern game, but I don't understand how DOOM is underperforming,
It's quite an apolitical game with mass appeal + very strong brand name.
Is it just too high PC requirement + $70 entry price that turn off most people?
maybe most people are playing on PS5/XBOX? or Gamepass, but we don't know te numbers

We just had Oblivion and E33, both dozens of hours long, for 50 euro. This shit's 80 euro for a 10 hour campaign.

And this is FUCKING DOOM we're talking about. THE PC FRANCHISE DOOM.

and Stellar Blade sucking all the coomer bucks

try playing games instead of just shitposting and you'll know for yourself

It was never gonna reach Eternal numbers because Eternal had the COVID boom.

Same deal with Animal Crossing, there's zero chance the next Animal Crossing game gets 20mill sales. It'll go back to the usual 2-4million mark and Anon Babble will be making threads about it being the most catastrophic failure ever.

This really isn't the own that you think it is.

10 years ago might as well be in another dimension when it comes to playercounts.

80$/€

always online

mandatory rtx

runs like shit

worst game in the series

OK buddy (retard)
chartposters and the people who circulate them are and always will be total fags

Wtf... Maybe eternal did ruined the whole franchise

What the fuck? That's a way bigger difference than I'd expect. Are those just new chinese/indian users who didn't have access to the internet before?

Keep seething and posting in chart threads, nigger.

It's a brand new title, basically it dropped most of what makes classic Doom both in setting and gameplay and people are torn about it, the director Hugo says he was inspired to add parrying and slow down player movement because he's a big Sekiro fan

newfag, we hate all games here

Doom Dark Ages flopped because.

The setting and gameplay change.
To much story.
Composer from the first game is gone.
Always online.
Microsoft sold everyone a Disc with no game on.
The game is too expensive.

I'm so happy this game is selling like shit, you guys. Imagine once they close id, so much stuttery UE5 dogshit is going to come out and studios are never going to develop their own engines again. I'm getting a chub just thinking about it, holy Christ.
bassssssssssssssssssssssed

Didn't it reach over 40k?

It's the Chinese for the most part, yeah.

access to the internet

They had that. They didn't have rigs for mainstream slop.

I got Doom 2016 on sale and it was sitting unplayed in my library, but because of this drama I fired it up and it's really fun

girls and numale fagots got touched by the tearjerk story

and you can stay retarded

I don't trust a single thing regarding game's reception I read on this imageboard but especially regarding Steam.

Doom Eternal is not a "divisive entry", at least not on Steam.

It has 176k user reviews and 91% postive. Sure rating is a bit lower than Doom (2016) with its 145k reviews and 95% positive.

Let's be real, it is still popular, played and well liked on Steam.

44k yeah steamdb.info/app/379720/charts/

Eternal got bucked by 2016

They don't own the game and are not funding it either.
I'm sure they got a good deal out of it considering how popular it turned out to be, but they are not even close to being invested in its success compared to TDA.

zoomers need something to take out their childhood being over on and they blame game devs because it's clearly their fault that games aren't as fun and not that they're bitchy little faggot twits getting older

why do people care about success of anything? if you are above 80iq you should understand it

Too expensive
Too demanding on my hardware which isn't even a few years old

if you don't act like a middle school cheerleader over video game sales and what people play then you're STUPID

alright that's enough, later retards, nice shit thread

The numbers are in.

game itself is already too expensive on top of forcing ray tracing

We could talk about how the slow motion looks obnoxious, how the gimmick sections are incredibly fucking lame, how they watered down Eternal's mobility and mechanics to appease god knows who, but that is first and foremost the main reason why TDA is not doing so hot.

Funny thing about that was seeing snarky fuckheads on Bluesky sneering at those lowly poorfag peasants for holding back progress and voicing their displeasure because they're essentially forced to buy into this tech that is still a performance hog and poorly implemented in most games.
These are supposed to be the kind and tolerant people who fight for the little guy and are vehemently against any form of elitism and gate-keeping (let's be fucking *real* here; the vast majority who flocked to that website did so as a symbolic gesture because of Trump, and everyone knows these are garden-variety neolib progressives).

TDA does not even look particularly impressive, and I even saw people having numerous crashes at launch. The fact we're forced to buy into this meme tech, especially in today's fucked up economy is simply unacceptable. On top of all this, E33 has been shaming other AAA games HARD with a much lower price tag.

Simon says traffic light parryslop. It hasn't been doom since 2016.

its incredibly ironic that such an iconic American franchise such as DooM should be the first high profile victim of Trumps tariffs, imagine asking almost a hundred bucks for this chit

we

im not. i dont even think about nu-games. they cannot even match 20 year old slav jank

buy the game and then you'll know whether or not it's worth 80$

That's a studio ending flop, God DAMN.

its free on Game Pass, fucking stupid ass thread, fuck Sony and fuck Steam

Both Doom and Expedition 33 are shit, Ranjeet.

Reminds me more of painkiller than doom, I don't mind it, you can get around most of the nonsense by disabling it in the difficulty options, you basically can make the game you want to play.

E33 and Oblivion are also on gamepass.

my GTX 970 ran Doom Eternal just fine
I'm not buying a new graphics card for a game that barely looks different, PC players should push back against this sort of waste

its on gamepass

its not the weekend yet

-you are here-

its not summer break yet

its not christmas yet

well at least it was better than eternal

People want more DOOM gameplay

Add some random fucking bullshit that isn't DOOM (Dragon, megazord ect.)

What a fucking surprise.

shut the fuck up

Ironically the upcoming Painkiller reboot looks way better.

The game is performing terribly and nobody really knows why. Very strange.

Oh well.

So was expedition 33 and oblivion and they sold like crazy

Second weekend usually defines the highest player count peak.

too poor to buy a six year old GPU

are all PC users third worlders?

it doesn't represent pc gamers any more

ue5 skyrim remake incoming

So what's actually wrong with it? I haven't played doom for like... 20 ish years. I didn't like the new Doom being a FEAR rip off and then I didn't like the one after that being everything I hate about FPS games with the constant weapon switching shit.

Why don't the demons just stop firing green projectiles? Are they retarded?

LMAO

turns out your iq is way below average and your default reaction is primitive anger instead of thinking

Personally I'm mad at M$ specifically. They want $80 for games now and they just put out a Doom title that's objectively worse than the last two entries and only has 30mb on disc. Should I be happy with this? Because I'm not.

playing satanic video games on the Lord's day

shiggy diggy

What's more blessed than fighting the minions of Hell?

Why are so many people defending a shitty game? Is Doom paying for a shill army?

Based King of kings enjoyer.

Love to see it
Next time you make a game with Doom in the title make it an actual Doom game

vague bullshit inflated numbers out of nowhere that cna't be translated into market performance and compared

Can't wait for that retarded rental shit pyramid to crumble.

I don't get this snide.
why are you like this? who hurt you?

Well, one day they won't keep you busy anymore. Your fun will end. You're doomed to eventual boredom.

DUDE JUST UPGRADE EVERY YEAR LMAO WHAT ARE YOU POOR??

PC gaming didn't work this way in the past. You'd usually upgrade once or twice per generation. Now you have to buy the latest Njudea scam card every year just to run the fucking game like a botched console. And Njudea, holding the monopoly, knows this which is why it backdoor greases the devs to require its latest scam card.

So now publishers are faced with additional dilemma: When to release the game in sync with the latest wave of PC gamer upgrade. And PC userbase, being so diverse and non-centralized, cannot be easily predicted. Especially not in current tariff sanctions fucked economy war between Orange Kike and Winnie the Pooh.

So the result? You release your latest slop and the previously huge install base is simply not there anymore. You essentially released your latest AAAA shit game for few thousand enthusiasts or people that happened to upgrade at the time. Like a release title for a brand new expensive platform. PC was a gold shitting goose but they decided to rape it out of greed and lack of patience.

People didn't buy $400 PoS5 just to play God of War Ragnarok.
People will not buy a $400 GPU just to play Doom Dark Ages.

Just play Project Brutality, retard.
It's better than all NUDOOMs combined.

moddb.com/mods/project-brutality

Sunday is the Lord's Day and as such should not be defiled with childish games about d*mons and S*tan

I have not and never will spend $120 on a video game. I'll get it when it's 80% off in a year.

looks like people no longer have interest in story focused single player games

Sunday.

Found the catholic spaniard. Back to mexico.

SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS A MASSIVE SUCCESS SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS A MASSIVE SUCCESS SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS A MASSIVE SUCCESS

Yep. We should make the next Doom an extraction shooter, that'll surely sell!

every $60+ game that releases on gamepass flops on every other store

Anon thought he was being smart by excluding Expedition 33 with his 60+ thing, but turns out he's still retarded

i'd unironically rather play the retro dooms

dev takes game into a bad direction

gets financially punished for it

Explain in detail how this isn't something I should be excited about.

Imagine if GTA6 flop like this LMAO

Imagine once they close id, so much stuttery UE5 dogshit is going to come out

Almost nobody is using the retarded id engine these days. There have been 3 id-Tech games in the last 5 years, 2 of them are doom and one of them was a movie.

It doesn't even need to flop, a mid sale/fails to meet expectations will kill it. I can't imagine how much it need to sell in order to make their money back on release.

Should need to sell at least 4 times more than elden ring to be on the green

I can't imagine how much it need to sell in order to make their money back on release

It needs around 30 million to beeak even. Possibly more depending on how much the Israelis on Madison Avenue trick Take 2 into pissing away on useless marketing.

Why do we celebrate flops now but get mad when games like GTAVI will inevitably succeed ?

ban steam charts threads

Apologize.

That little pause is fucking hilarious.
Even Mario and Luigi attacks feel more threatening.

I can't speak for anyone else, but I hate video games.

It means the shilling was more organic than I thought it would be.
I will pirate your game ( though I have such a huge backlog, I might wait for a sale).

Looks like guitar hero

womp womp boomer
doomslop is dying, you should too

80$

ray tracing

HOLY SHIT

What the fuck is this shit?

It's just what modern Anon Babble has devolved into. Game does meh, it's a flop, game does well it's paid numbers and shilled. There is no mid ground

ACTUAL SOUL
THIS IS HOW DOOM WAS ALWAYS IMAGINED TO BE

the RT barrier to entry is retarded if I was them I would be adding a non-ray traced version asap

but le ray tracing has been around for 7+ years

why the fuck would you expect anyone to upgrade when these new games look no better than shit released a decade with no meme tracing

its bad and not a Doom game

So just like 2016 and Eternal.

where do you all getting the $80 from? it's $70

It's 80 euros in yuropoorland, and they're justifiably non-buynary as a result.

Dance Dance Revolution

focusing on steam numbers when the game is 7 times cheaper on game pass

????
you guys understand that the majority of players are playing on game pass, right?

Yeah, but people are still buying the original 1990's dooms. People will still probably be buying this DOOM too, in 2050 something, and for only a few dollars on Steam sale.
Your laughing when the longterm looks financially, and popularly good anyway.
The game is on many, "bucket" to do lists. Eventually.

i've already finished it, and you will have to wait a year lol

They're both RPG's and who the fuck subscribes to Gamepass for a month for RPG's. Especially a TES game since people play those for decades.

just checked

it's real

wtf, 80 bucks for a game that'll amount to maybe 20-30 hours of content? lmao those slimy rats

10-20 hrs

Imagine the hubris to think "yeah, Doom the Dark Ages is totally worth 60% more than Expedition 33."

goypass

that's just worse desu, it shows people aren't interested in paying to own it and play whenever they want and see it more as disposable entertainment

it's fucking DOOOOOMMEDDDD

STAND
AND
FLOP

70usd+tip

how much do you americans actually play tax when buying games on steam?

Gotta go to church anon

Watched LGR's review and man was he trying really hard to be positive

the parry is not that bad once you get used to it

there's physics because you can shoot props and they break into splinters without physics

I don't even know what I'm looking at, I just see colors and press buttons

gameplay is pushing forward instead of arenas

there's less customization than Eternal and that's more streamlined and there's fewer weapons and combos which is different

the soundtrack is..... existing

I hope they remove denuvo haha

Every state is different l. Some have no sales tax at all. As a general rule places controlled by democrats are likely to have higher taxes.

Aren't those numbers huge for a JRPG?

You gay ass fucks want Doom to fail now too? God damn. All I want is for the games to be good enough to warrant $20 in a few years.
You mongloids just want everything to be bad, and when the general public thinks something is good, they're just shills.
What the fuck is wrong with your brains?

I want this Doom to fail because this Doom is ass.

i was excited for the game, but seeing gameplay i changed my mind.

Yes, it's insane and will benefit the genre as a whole

You gay ass fucks want Doom to fail now too?

Marvel's Doomvengers? Yes.

Oh fuck it is Sunday. Where the fuck did my Saturday go?

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All I want is for the games to be good

we all do, anon.

id Software deserves to fail for:
1. Not releasing the source code for id Tech 5, as it was planned by Carmack.
2. Not dual licensing id Tech 0-4 to the BSD-3-Clause license.
3. Start using proprietary middleware.
4. Simply creating a bad game that appeals to no one.
Don't be a slave to brands.

You're not a very good liar.

I dont really care about the game either way, ill probably play it at some point for 10 bucks on gamepass. What im mad about is the price tag and it deserves to fail for that alone, lest we get another great industry standard

I don't want "Doom" specifically to fail. I do want all games with:

80 yuro price tags

denuvo

always online singleplayer

forced rtx

to fail by default. Even if it was a god tier game otherwise (it's not), I could still not abide by those shitty practices and would not want to support them in any way.

Not mad, I'm gonna play it. I have a 4070 and I'm pretty sure my PC can handle it. I'm going to wait till it's on sale before I buy it. That or one of my friends will probably buy it for me. Whether I play it now or in five years is irrelevant to me.

I just hope Hugo has gotten his gay Warhammer/Fantasy/Marvel shit out of his system now so that they can go in a more interesting direction next time.

I don't hate Hugo, I think its cool he's a passionate designer and all. It's just I hate his artistic sensibilities. So now that he's gone as far as he can with this shit, he can drop it entirely and do something else in the next game.

This is what I don't get. Doom wads are largely just Doom, but with creative level and enemy placement design. It maintains the incredibly simple formula of, "You got weapons, You shoot them. Scrounge ammo from the level."

There is no reason this formula could not work for modern AAA Doom. Spend the time to make cool, intricate levels. Think about how to place enemies. Update enemies movement and behavior during sequels. Charge a reasonable price.

Doom is the perfect series to follow the mantra of, "Keep it simple, stupid." But no, instead they want to make it boring fucking arenas, tie some gimmicks to the combat, and shit up the story with stupid shit that no one has expressed like for.

Modern developers are fucking retarded.

It all returns to shilling

that's what i've always said, doom is the gold standard of fps design there is not reason to try and re-invent the wheel especially for a doom game

Fucking hell, just find some version of OG DOOM with enough bullshit overlayed on top of it to satisfy your inner graphics whore and call it a day. You will be happier.

Because they abandoned the game's identity to go after the Marvel crowd that claps in the theatre when Captain America shows up to save the day!

he bought a meme card

he thinks required memes is a GOOD thing when said meme eats 80+ frames to meme

Stop talking anytime.

its shallow but im just sick of looking at european dark fantasy settings and parrying mechanics

You're not shallow.

Doom is not meant to be a rhythm game
and on that same note, a good rhythm game requires good music which dark ages doesn't have

the age of the poorfag has begun.
expensive games requiring expensive hardware will flop.

Well, one day they won't keep you busy anymore. Your fun will end. You're doomed to eventual boredom.

Yo, Captain Doomscroll, quit whining about my fun expiring like it’s your day job. I’m ripping through Doom and .WADs, loving every second, while you’re preaching boredom like a wannabe Gothfag. Nothing’s pointless if I’m having a blast. Keep crying in the void—I’ll be fragging demons.

Time to kill the franchise again

God I wish
but suits aren't smart enough to know where to cut losses

Imagine if GTA6 flop like this LMAO

I don’t have to imagine, GTA VI will massively undersell due to no one owning a PS5 or Xbox, 90% of gamers these days play on PC only and the rest on Nintendo, they should have made GTA VI PC only

What Nier mod is this?

Halo is dead, Doom is dead
All hail microsoft and it's numerous indian workers

Yikes

Can you elaborate on what you mean by "not a Doom game"? No memes. No platitudes. No vague non answers. Explain precisely what you mean in significant detail.

Because it’s not a Doom game. Doom doesn’t have shields, parryslop and cinematic cutscenes. If you want to make a game with that as focus just call it a new IP. Unfortunately that would involve artistic integrity and risk taking which is asur.

waaah, waaah, spoonfeed me!

Go play the game and figure it out by yourself

Underrated post

So you can't answer. Got it. Imagine being a reddit contrarian and trying to disguise it as shitposting in 2025.

It's a Doom game in the name only, just like Bungie's nuMarathon

I ain't paying 80 euros simple as

Eternal Chads won

Anon Babbleedditors lost

Dear oh dear

reddit contrarian

oxymoron

Anon Babbletard doesn't want to play the game to form his opinion, instead wants reddit essay on why Saaar Ages doesn't live up to the Doom title

Kill yourself you stupid nigger monkey

what's wrong with the gameplay?

Snoys and tendies are mad that xbox has gamepass, and an ostensibly 80 dollar major title is just on their subscription service and doesn't suck wretched ass. I'm almost done with it and thought it was fun. Been upping the difficulty but I'll probably drop it once I hundo it. It's DooM. You play it, enjoy it, then fuck off to something else.

SeeIt also has just as many bugs as Shartfield

can't actually explain what he thinks is wrong

Its barely doom at this point, you have doomguy and that's it
I heard he even fucking talks in dark ages.
This is just another marvel superhero game imo

memes and buzzwords

Your favorite sexual position is in the cuck chair holding a phone camera, isn't it. I can hear your hairline screaming towards the back of your skull from here. Like a golf divot from forehead to occipital bun.

whats the consensus on doom eternal? i only played 2016 and thought it was alright, i didnt really like the setting/map you were on most of the time

Its new and v doesnt play new games, they proclaim everything is garbage and slop. A game thus not performing well will be celebrated and seen as a victory to the user.
The "I did nothing how great am I?" virgin.

if you're playing it once it's okay (which is bad since the game costs $80)
if you want to replay the game (like ultra nightmare), it's absolutely terrible as it's slow, long, tedious. the gameplay doesn't match the game at all for fun replayability (and it's currently not even advised as it only save at the beginning of chapters, and you can crash, with some chapters being super long, tedious and difficult)

Normal people are doing other things like going to church

redneck inbreed kike woshiping christcuck thinks the whole world is like burgerland

kek, lmao even

Why are Xbros the only ones to know how to boycott

lower than troonguard

grim. people were right to hate on eternal

I tried E33 because of all the shilling and refunded it after 1 hour, no idea why everyone is pretending like it's kojimbo tier shit. Is a good game compared to the usual modern slop but it's nothing amazing.

Gonna be mega embarrassing for Doom to be outsold by a Metroid Prime

we have multiple games on gamepass day 1 and still hitting six figure playercounts. for a franchise like doom, this is not okay.

>redneck inbreed kike woshiping christcuck

you okay there bud?

Sure, I have foreskin.
Can you say the same mutilated inbred?

Just means more people are taking the Gamepass pill. Oblivion was already 50% on gamepass, upcoming games will just see an increase in that percentage

single player FPS

12 to 20 hours campaign

80 yuros

i only played 2016 and thought it was alright

I would say skip it unless you're just itching for more FPS games. eternal was more of the same, but it still felt like a step down.

I thought E33 would get fucked by Oblivion shadow drop. KInda funny that it and unexpected success of E33 screwed Xbox first party game instead lol.

I want fat fuck hugo to get fired, yes.

I won't buy it because it won't reach 120fps 4k native on my 5090, simple as

Calling Nu-Doom a Doom game is like calling a Big Mac that had all of it's ingredients changed, the packaging changed, the burger flipper who assembled it changed, the manager changed, the entire joint building changed, the owner of the franchise changed, the ceo changed, all of it's shareholders and owners changed and the company logo changed and still call it a Big Mac despite it not looking like a Big Mac, not tasting like a Big Mac and literally not being a Big Mac by any definition other than it being called a Big Mac for whatever reason.

euros

Not our fault you use Sandnigger Colony money. May as well use Zimbabwe dollars.

If you don't see what's different between eternal and dark ages then you must be special kind of inbred retard

pajeet defense force projecting his insecurities

lmao, Martin should've paid you better

As yes, I forgot you count everything in rupees

I love how whenever shills try to defend the game being slow they post clips of the player zooming across the map

look, look how fast it is

while there are 5 enemies and they stand still and shoot slow fucking red green projecticles at you in a giant map while a retard zooms across it doing nothing

AHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU BASTARD MADE TYPO, I WIN YOU BASTERD
DOOM DARK AGES IS GOAT
HATERS ARE GONNA SHIT THEMSELVES
YOU BLOODY BENCHOID

preach

Eternal killed the series the moment the devs though "what if heaven is le evil?". It is not only totally uninspired at this point, but it spells out aesthetic death.

Doombros, not like this...

kys gachafaggot

Serves Eternalfags right, obnoxious elitist thinking weapon swapping and press X to execute were high brow of FPS gameplay

i swear the gaming industry is one big humiliation ritual. constant SA behind the developer studio's scenes, constant fucked up diversity quota checks, constant fucked up parties where they are dancing in the woods with entrails off white babies. How much longer, Anon Babble?

All I want is for the games to be good enough to warrant $20 in a few years.

Are you stupid? The harder it flops the faster you can get it at $20

If Doom Dark Ages sold well, it would mean more $80 games. This is the right track for them to realize that it's not a profitable road.

just consume product

Hey how do I git gud at Cruelty Squad? The first mission is filtering me. Do you really use the lean that much?

Cuphead has first person mode? Right on.

Yeah no shit. For every retard who says git gud there are 2 who hate the game and 1 who thinks it's meh.

Kick

dude dudebro

No. It's söy slop for spics who larp as whites

Oh fuck. Ok

stop doing RPG elements

likes "leveling up" (an RPG element)

garbage image

You will never be a woman, tranny

Be patient in tribulation brother.

Thanks for beta testing

he thinks 4channelers whining has any impact in game quality

lol
baited me I guess

XBOX ruins everything it touches

Doom ran so parryslop could finally end. THANK YOU DOOM.

I'd be willing to pirate it if it gets cracked.

delete this

bitching about big budget new games for no reason is all Anon Babble is about

denuvo so it'll likely never be cracked. Devs are so spiteful they tend to keep denuvo enabled years down the line

for no reason

forced ray tracing

$80

simon says gameplay

doesnt even run well on high end systems without FG and scaler slop

go to bed, todd.

idiot, denuvo is a subscription that costs a fortune
it'll be removed one day however dark ages will be $5 by then and it'll still be too much

cope lol
maybe you'll find a job within a year

STALKER 2 was also on Game Pass btw

Are there any developers left who haven't fucked up?

idiot, denuvo is a subscription that costs a fortune

Oh wow, another one of those insiders that knows exactly what 2 businesses are doing behind closed doors. How are there this many of you on Anon Babble?

Veilgods, I kneel.

Cause it doesn't run on our PC

You're not supposed to point that out.

this game is by far worse than DOOM Dark Ages too.

Denuvo, a Digital Rights Management (DRM) system used to protect video games from piracy, can be subscription-based for developers and publishers. While the end user typically doesn't pay a recurring subscription to use Denuvo-protected games, developers and publishers can purchase Denuvo through a subscription model, granting them access to the technology and its features for a set period. This subscription can be for a specified duration, with access expiring if the subscription isn't renewed.

retard alert

Oh well. I won't lose any sleep over it.

Retards.