Does nothing for the gaming industry with nigh endless time & resources in your path
Why did he do it?
Does nothing for the gaming industry with nigh endless time & resources in your path
to buy himself an enormous candy wall and get impossibly fat
You are all fucking retarded and have no idea what you want.
didn't he run out of money?
it isn't really possible to run out of 2 billion in cash
to pay for karl's attorney fees
Why should he even do anything?
idk the griffin from family guy did, twice
Has he ever used that money for anything at all? He could buy a small island or cure cancer or someshit.
He shouldn't have to do anything, but he could easily help to fund a couple non-pozzed indie projects. I mean small indies. Bit of cash would go a long way for some of them.
Is there actually any proof that he's sad and lonely or is this another installment of "Rich Man Bad"?
I distinctly remember when Humble Bundles first came about Notch was on the leader board for having donated the most for a pack of games. He had donated $12345.67.
I paid $1.
It's cope. Everyone in modernity is sad and lonely, rich and poor alike.
A lot of poors are ironically so narcissistic that they don't have a proper theory of mind for rich people.
Sorry, this was meant for
Kino
Same reason he gave Karl Jobst 300,000 dollars
He tweets about it and also about having a small penis
Fair enough. He could still fund a small team on his own fairly easily. Some of these teams are like 3 dudes who still have 9 to 5 jobs on the side. Just help them to be able to ship full time.
why should he do anything for a bunch of ungrateful whiney cunts?
after buying everything you ever wanted with $100000000, what would you do with the rest of the money?
why do you assume he's obliged to spend that money on gayming industry?
Its just clickbait but he was the one crying about his life on twitter
NTA, I would be make a venture capital fund to finance video games I would like.
It's easy to say things like "Oh if I had 2 billion dollars I would save the gaming industry and I would fight the leftist cultural marxists!" but the reality of the situation is that once you have 2 billion dollars and can do pretty much whatever you want for the rest of your life, video games stop being a priority and 99.9% of people would end up doing the same shit he did, which is nothing.
He tweets about it from time to time and you really only need to look at his life to realize he's miserable as fuck. The only family member he ever cared about (his dad) blew his own brains out, his wife divorced him and took full custody of his daughter so he rarely gets to see his own kid anymore, he's got no friends, he's had zero luck with dating or even getting laid for that matter (turns out being rich doesn't mean much when you're a fat antisocial nerd living in a neighborhood full of rich celebrities who are more popular and better looking than you), and he fell for the Beverly Hills meme and is now surrounded by people he can't stand. On top of that Microsoft's basically using his own game, his one claim to success, to basically shit all over him and his beliefs while trying to dissociate the game from him. In a few years, the majority of the playerbase won't even know he made Minecraft. They'll think it was made by a guy in Microsoft named Steve.
Anyone would be depressed in his shoes. It's only natural
with that amount of money he can revive entire vidya genres
kek are you implying that Notch no longer talks about video games
the opposite
he had only 1mil before as far I can remember
Take the hit on the house, donate it to set up a Protestant church just to piss off all the jews around you. Then take the rest of your cash and go off and work on yourself spiritually. Making sure to stay away from hippie new age culture who would see him like an easy mark.
I genuinely don't understand how guys like him end up with a wife and kids in the first place. Like is it all desperate women who feel like they have to settle to satisfy their biological clock and then once they have the kid they realize that they can't spend the next 50 years with this creep and bounce?
Google's cofounder never donated shit back to his high school. Same high shool Martin Lawrence went to (and he bought his old teacher a car).
Something about this behavior I can't qwhite put my finger on.
He literally has all the power in the world to bulk up though and hire a personal trainer instead of buying a candy wall, could you imagine being fucking shredded and going
Hey bitch, I made minecraft
You'd be settled for life
Because it gives you purpose and makes you feel good and helps you build a legacy.
when you're worth that much you donate to gaming devs that are politically allied with you and then laugh at fags who seethe about it
you tell the world that's why you're doing it, just for the lulz
I mean it's his own fault, he didn't have to sell Minecraft. That stuff will probably sell forever.
In his case the wife was your run of the mill gold digger, divorced him when he became a millionaire. She must kick herself every other day for not waiting another few years.
I'm praying for you
reeee he didn't want to give me money to fund my trannygame i'm going to smear him forever!!!
Always refreshing to see angry troons trying to push the notion that he totally must be sad and lonely because he didn't feel like bending the knee to them.
You have no idea how much money 2 billion is. You could wipe your ass with 50k every day of your natural life and still have 8 figures left when you die of old age.
he's not the type. Minecraft was a very lucky accident
two chicks at the same time
So this is what happens to a man who has got everything there is to get in life? He turns into a damn autistic recluse shitposter? I have to say..... if the endgame for all great men is to be fucking Anons than I am severely disappointed.
cure cancer
implying capitalism and big pharma would let him
There's way more money in making people buy metaphorical band-aids for life. Curing them is not profitable.
Why would you leave 2billions just laying around, he probably invested all of it
He's a hack who copied someone else's idea and didn't even do 0.1% of what was possible with it. What do you expect from him?
I mean it's his own fault, he didn't have to sell Minecraft.
he got an amazing deal for it, i would've sold too
You don't even need to be shredded. Just go full bearmode and buy a tank like Eddie Hall.
Probably in a trust and he lives off the interest.
As a private person that has no obligations to shareholders, you'd be a complete moron not to take that deal. 2 bil is literally set-for-life 1000 times over kinds of money. Provided you're not the kind of nu-rich retard that buys a new lambo because the ashtray in the old one is full.
He turns into a damn autistic recluse shitposter?
no, nearing 40 does it to you regardless
He already had tons of money and would keep making more though.
dude u made money a fortune entertaining masses now u must juggle balls 5ever
Humans fucking suck anon. But u already know that.
I mean he doesn't have to but he could, for the love of the art and that
Your points are true but I didn’t know he married and got divorced by 2012. Notch dodged a bullet lol. Imagine you get divorced from someone then 2 years later they get 2 billion dollars. If she had divorced just 2 years later she’d be a billionaire! When Jeff Bezos divorced his wife got half and became one of the richest women in the world.
b-but more money!
For what purpose. With 2 bil he can easily spend 100k on whatever the fuck he wants every day for the rest of his life. Money is worthless if you have nothing to spend them on.
you don't even need to be shredded
posts the most powerful man on the fucking planet
you people are so fucking stupid
Even at a lower investment interest rate 2 billion would generate 100 million a year. That's lottery jackpot money, every single year. Even after Federal and California taxes that's right at 50 million left. I have a wealthy aunt and uncle, their net worth is about 12 million, not even a quarter of the potential single year interest on 2 bill. I don't know how anyone could really psychologically handle that kind of money, probably why most billionaires are such fucked up personalities. I've thought about it before, the most I'd probably be able to handle and manage without turning into a paranoid recluse is around 25 million. That's enough to generate a volume of interest to continuously help out family and friends, donate to charities, and live a really decent life without ever touching the principle.
yeah if you still live in your shitty house but this dude bought a 70 million dollar home in fucking California. the fucking retard. the property taxes must be insane.
gives the industry one of the most influential games of all time
what do you mean nothing
Friends are so important. I'm extremely lucky to have several close friends who we all know each other from grade school. Even if I don't see them for months, when we do get together it's like no time passed and we have a great day/night.
Literally does not matter with 2 tril
Shredded = low body fat. Term comes from being able to see muscle striations. I don't know when it started to mean just "muscular" but that's not what it should mean. Eddie's moderately shredded these days because he's been training UFC, but dude is generally a massively powerful fatass. He eats like a glutton and that's the engine that drives his ridiculous strength. And he just beat the shit out of his WSM predecessor who pushed the lie that a good strongman should have a six pack.
Anyway men should avoid victim weight.
posts the most powerful man on the fucking planet
Nta and what's your point? Have you ever heard of powerlifters, or just lifting weights without losing fat, moron?
Why doesn't this dumbfuck just hire some eastern european woman to be a surrogate mother to get him a kid. he could probably get away with like 20-50k and spend the next 2-3 decades raising his kid, but no he's being depressed about being lonely. Just fucking pay to get your kid birthed for you and fuck whores whenever you're horny. Most men end up not fucking their wives in their marriages now anyways, it's not like his life would be any different, other than he could just pay a whore to fuck her every few months when he got horny.
post your physique
nigger
That costs like a thousand bucks for good quality escorts. You could do that multiple times a day for the rest of your life and still not run out of money.
hiding wrists
he totally wouldn't have gotten fat and old if he just had kept coding all day
Jealous retards.
He spent a lot less of his total net worth on his house than I did.
buy life-time supply of crack
or cure cancer
The world spends $20-50 billion per year on cancer research, you monkey. 50 is more than 2.5.
Fund Star Trek: Bridge Commander 2
Based despite the racism.
No. I'm moderately builtfat.
have zero friends and a shitty personality
buy a show-mansion designed for MTV cribs and lots of partying with friends
spend all day posting rightwing shit on twitter in your big empty show-mansion
why would you do that
why should he? fuck you and your gay ass gaming hobby
Games are toys. Just go play soulslop again if you want to play a fun game.
This is the same guy that took tons of vacations and you expect him to do anything?
Based because of racism
Fixed it for ya
He's making a new game though
now post your height you fucking dixie bayou manlet
He could have bought the rights to Tomb Raider or James Bomd or some shit
Fixed
Anon, I...
I have much less money than Notch, and I don't care about you. Try and explain why Notch would care about you. Any of the NPCs can answer this, if they're able.
The only real ways to lose $2 billion is to either give it away, gamble it away, lots of really poor consecutive investments, or get completely fucked over by some grand lawsuit and have a bad lawyer. People always seem to not realise how much a billion is and think of it like a million instead.
retard has no idea what he's grandstanding
yup, that tracks
at least hes a jew hater shouldve atleast funded some neo nazi communities to save europe
sells the game he stole from infiminer devs
refuses to add literally anything to the game
"im making a ton of new games right now!"
minecraft explodes
hires a team who also add barely anything
gets 2.5 billion from microsoft
fucks off in a super mansion
"lonely"
finally rich enough to talk shit about the industry
because he didnt like transgender people he was removed from all references of minecraft and other media
now he streams his new game once in a while
still a billionaire
probably buys a ton of whores
dude is set for several lifetimes
5'11"
Why do you even care? This conversation is not about me
give money to Karl
all that money is going to Mitchell now
top kek
holy based
He is still making shitty pixelgame indiedeveloper mad as fuck. He deserve the money.
is the point of this thread to ignore the actual game he's been working on?
he doesnt have 2 tril
Wealth fag here, I have more than enough to save the gaming industry, but I'm not going to, because I don't give a fuck.
I would put together a team to make my ideal video game.
Invest in rare earth material mining
What’s your net worth?
Are trannies still harassing him on Twitter
With that kind of money I'd buy an old missile silo, and turn it into a rave venue. Even with the most construction work and remediation that would only be like 5 million at most. Other than that I'd buy a decent house for my sister, pay off my parents house, toss a hundred k to all my nieces and nephews for uni money.
What the fuck else is there to do? The last thing I'd want to do is move to some shit pit like california where monthly expenses are a huge money sink and you'd have to deal with urban bullshit. Maybe I'd pay someone to autistically recreate Wewelsburg Castle here in the mountains of Alberta, not because i'm a wheraboo, but because it would be outrageous and funny seeing people seethe over it? I'm at a loss after a point.
No idea, never bothered to look.
He is gave money to karl jobst
This. And personal tutors/trainers to build the skills I wish I had. Most importantly it buys the time to do all that shit (insofar as any given person has time).
based
minecraft isnt even a good game. youtube made minecraft
THICC!
Not yet but he will be if he keeps paying Karl's legal fees
Pay whatever it takes to get the NDP in charge.
50,000$ would solve literally all of my life's problems
It's okay to be white
70 million is 0.35% of 2 billion
Here's a visual guide for you mathematically challenged Americans
youtube.com
Instant deflection after getting mogged
lol tubbies
Hes a lonely depressed incel
Big numbers are hard for anons tiny brain
...is what I tell myself every night to not blow my own brains out. I'm trans btw.
Someone post the pic of how he looks like today. Infinite candy does irrecoverable damage to a man.
esl leave