zoomers when they try to play a game released before 2010
Zoomers when they try to play a game released before 2010
zoomer sissies, our response?
I refuse to play games that don't have objective markers.
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this is one of the only few old games i can stomach and do you know how incredibly weird it is to play this game with wasd and mouselook?? actually had to rip chocolate doom cuz i was sure i went through 95 with ctrl and arrow keys back then
what is unc yapping about?
More like any game release before 2000.
Games were already too handholdy on the fucking SNES, but you could still find things that were worthwhile.
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They need a youtube essay with wacky memes, sounds and popup subtitles to be convinced
then drop it 1 chapter/mission/quest/level in
I've seen zoomers play games where the jump key isn't bound to space, they will freak out and quit the game right away. If things aren't 99% familiar they will just dismiss it with no thought on how to actually fix it or learn to adapt.
This is me but as a millennial
I just want to experience the main story/main content
I am way too old to spend 200h exploring every cranny and nook to discover the progression by myself
And these games are also way too old by now, I already missed the golden times of having fun exploring them by myself
I'd rather do that with a newer game instead, where I still didn't miss out its prime, but I guess no such game is coming out anytime soon
Seriously, OP could've just posted the gif and it would've been better.
Nah, they still won't play it, they'll just act like they did.
What compells grown men to obsess over children who don't even know they exist on a daily basis?
le doom with keyboard only
Zoomy zoom zoom zoom! UGH ongod fr finna zoom up in this bitch!
Nobody fucking played Doom with keyboard only, everyone had a mouse for their computer in the 90s, most people had computer mice for fucking Wolfenstein 3d too. You've been absolutely memed.
skibid toilet fr ong no cap yizzy broke my ankles
ohio?
obsess
grown men
Sure is twitter in here.
They're white kids who go out of their way to act and talk like niggers and gays. Pretty much bio-engineered to piss off Anon Babble as much as possible.
children
zoomers are mostly all adults now, anon, as much as you might still view them as children considering how mentally undeveloped they ended up. They're pushing 30.
Nobody fucking played Doom with keyboard only
Och laddie, ye meant "nabody who isnae a true Scotsman".
It’s not even zoomers anymore. It’s late zoomer and early gen ‘alpha’ (even though they’re the generation with the most trannies)
on god
Yeah, a few of the zoomers at my warehouse have grey hair. Kind of feel bad for them. Thought this balding dude was in his 40's. Turns out he's like 5 years younger than me.
there needs to be an edit of amerimutt's law but for millenials. Im convinced if you faggots stubbed your toe in the middle of the night you would blame zoomers for it
Ayoooo this nigga got pics of baby birds on his pc
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muh zoomers even though millenial troons obsessively consume remakes and remasters that dumb old games down for them
Good, especially if it's in a modern game or anything released after 1996.
when the crusty millenial posts about zoomers again
Zoomers are now being taught by chatgpt
Zoomers are also using chatgpt to pass the tests
We are about to witness the first NPC generation in the history of humanity
now, NOW imagine when all boomers die and millennials retire and is their turn to rule the world
And this is why you will never own a house.
Millennials don’t even own houses
Yeah we do
That's not true, or rather you're right that we had mice but mouselook is weird and fiddly in DOOM and that concept wasn't the standard.
You used the mouse in games to click menu shit, then you transferred your hands back to the keyboard.
You either didn't live it, or your memory has been corrupted. Quake was the first game where using a mouse was THE thing.
Yeah no, I used a mouse, my older brother used a mouse, my friends used mice. Nobody playing Doom was playing keyboard only because even the clunkiest DOS mouselook was still better than turning with keys. I distinctly remember going through the menus to figure out how to turn off walking forward and backward with the mouse too because that used to be enabled by default.
And you're the one with either the corrupted memory or much more likely, the youtube essay video game history education, because while maybe some DOS only troglodytes with the shittiest computers imaginable might have been playing Doom keyboard only because mice weren't available in their third world country yet, absolutely NOBODY was playing Duke 3D without a mouse, well before Quake.
no you don’t. you live in a fucking basement. almost every city is full of millennial rentoids while boomers live in their fancy houses
lmao im the opposite
I can only play doom with wasd+mouse, ability to jump and look up&down, and with texture filtering
otherwise unplayable
hahaha
dumb zoom zooms, yeah
Baby boomers were right about millenials.
whatever helps you cope at night lil bro.
Makes sense they'd know. Millenials are their fault.
you are bald and low t and will die before I do
it's crazy millennials still have have the nerve to post cringe like OP
nigga you are a failure in life by every metric still obsessing over """bideogayms""" of all things, we at least stopped pretending and see right through the rat race illusion that boomers keep shilling
literally perfect goygolems, bet you took the vaxx nigger
You've been consuming microplastics since you were born. You age horribly and are bald by age 30. You also have no culture outside of black twitter lingo.
you are bald and low t and will die before I do
You failed to use greentext correctly and accidentally made it seem like someone else said these things about you. Which is funny because it actually makes more sense that way. You are all three of those things.
black twitter lingo
Lmao he even started by saying “nigga”. Bald little white boy.
You've been consuming microplastics
parents have been feeding zoomers with microplastics since birth tho, reap what you sow nigger
You also have no culture outside of black twitter lingo.
as soon as millennials entered the workforce everything went to shit, yeah anon I noticed that too
at the end of the day you are just a kike engaged in typical D&C, kill yourself
thanks for your service JIDF agent
You failed to use greentext
wasted 20 years on the retarded pajeet infested tranime website award, kill yourself nigger
Honestly I wish more games had maps in general.
The original Doom had a map.
Shittlennials and oldcucks trying to not make a Twitter screencap thread for 5 minutes
You've been consuming microplastics
parents have been feeding zoomers with microplastics since birth tho, reap what you sow nigger
You also have no culture outside of black twitter lingo.
as soon as millennials entered the workforce everything went to shit, yeah anon I noticed that too
at the end of the day you are just a kike engaged in typical D&C, kill yourself
Neither of these are good responses if you’re trying to make a come back. You don’t even address my points. Please try again.
this thread makes me feel grateful for not growing up for the newest shit, making the most out of what i had, and most importantly, being bored
(You)
You've been consuming microplastics
parents have been feeding zoomers with microplastics since birth tho, reap what you sow nigger
You also have no culture outside of black twitter lingo.
as soon as millennials entered the workforce everything went to shit, yeah anon I noticed that too
at the end of the day you are just a kike engaged in typical D&C, kill yourself
Neither of these are good responses if you’re trying to make a come back. You don’t even address my points. Please try again.
wasted 20 years on the retarded pajeet infested tranime website award, kill yourself nigger
What do you think you’re doing right now? Where do you think you’ll be in a decade? This is like someone who eats mcdonalds twice a day lecturing a fat person. Also you don’t need 20 years to learn how to greentext.
Finally, the image you posted is satire. You couldn’t even get that right.
This is what happens when a generation who had ChatGPT write everything for them attempts to banter.
NOOT NOOT
You just responded to yourself and forgot to cut out the (You). Can you go 2 minutes without humiliating yourself?
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lol
You also have no culture outside of black twitter lingo
As opposed to gushing over decade old media and consumerism targeted towards children? The only thing shitllennials have to their name is pushing the current hellscape we live in and unhinging their jaw for the newest nostalgia bait.
Why are you pretending to be a different person after your initial comeback failed?
What the hell are you talking about?
(You)
wasted 20 years on the retarded pajeet infested tranime website award, kill yourself nigger
What do you think you’re doing right now? Where do you think you’ll be in a decade? This is like someone who eats mcdonalds twice a day lecturing a fat person. Also you don’t need 20 years to learn how to greentext.
Finally, the image you posted is satire. You couldn’t even get that right.
This is what happens when a generation who had ChatGPT write everything for them attempts to banter.
(You)
You just responded to yourself and forgot to cut out the (You). Can you go 2 minutes without humiliating yourself?
i think playing doom on xbox arcade as a teen immunized me to 'old game clunky' disease. i was playing doom dark ages yesterday, but you could put wolfenstein 3D in front of me now and i'd have a hoot with it.
if I use my phone they’ll never know!
lol
You’ve already been subverted thoroughly. You use black twitter lingo exactly as the jews wanted, and you’re functionally illiterate. You aren’t fighting against anything.
aw sweet, a sharty schizo
if I use my phone they’ll never know!
lol
(You)
You’ve already been subverted thoroughly. You use black twitter lingo exactly as the jews wanted, and you’re functionally illiterate. You aren’t fighting against anythi
Respond to this if you’re trans. (Not replying directly also counts)
(You)
Respond to this if you’re trans. (Not replying directly also counts)
can't be any more trans than a troollennial btw, don't forget to import more niggers
00s console games were the most casual babified generation cause budgets ballooned and they had to appeal to the masses
Imagine the games we'll get once zoomers enter the industry
mfw i pwn a z00m z00m n3wf6g 4 talk1n6 1ike a r4tard (th3y 6ll t1k 1ike n166ers xDD)
Good, you admit you’re trans. Now respond to this if you’re bald. (Not replying directly also counts)
Same, sort of. I enjoyed Doom (without the keyboard-only retardation), but I don't enjoy modern boomer shooters. I also enjoyed Deus Ex.
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It depends if ChatGPT will be able to design a game based on illiterate prompts.
all yt and azn
KEK
I 'own' a house, about as much as people 'own' video games. Going to be another 30 years before I pay the mortgage.
millennials when the 234234rd remake pandering to them isn't the same game they played when they were 5
You've been consuming microplastics since you were born.
you think millennials haven't also?
boomer shooters
Cancerous meme desu and one of the reasons FPS Genre is likely dead for good
Generational wars are being used to distract you from class war
Educate your sons, they will rule the world if their IQ is above 120.
its a meme, nobody is unironically stupid enough to hate an entire age group
Yes, also men vs women war is used in the same way.
Generation wars have been a thing for as long as there have been generations.
Yes, and "generations" have only been a thing since WW2.
doesnt that bird like know how to use doordash? stupid boomer bird