What was their purpose?
What was their purpose?
Eugenics and oligarchy.
Many. I guess you could consider them some kind of umbrella corporation
creating bioweapons
thankfully that doesn't happen irl
they were the good guys but the US government fuck them up
making genetically-engineered husbands and boyfriends
Create bioweapon
Unleash yet another zombie apocalypse on unsuspecting populace
???
Profit!
have the formula for eternal youth
waste their time creating big Hulk guys to sell as bioweapons or whatever
Based retards.
creating superior humans, that is it.
Roll credits.
Building escape rooms
Sanction free biological warfare. They exist so you don't have to enlist yourself to wars.
I imagine all sorts of pharmaceutical R&D both legit and covert with many black projects on weapons.
Zombies/T-Virus was just one project of one researcher, we've seen from the games there were other branches.
The wesker project had nothing to do with zombies or tyrants.
In original biohazard they are simply a pharma medical corporation that is secretly involved in bio-weapons research.
Say that again
Their main goal was to develop immortality without any side effects.
It was by far the biggest and most influential company. But, for some reason, their profits weren’t enough to fund R&D, so they relied on U.S. government funding and developed many biological weapons.
Same as the Rothschilds.
Oh shit is that Whiplash boy
Money and new kinds of VD.
Just living their lives?
Oh you meant the Renegade Pervert theme song.
Friendly reminder:
Umbrella Corporation - You're watching/playing nuslop.
Umbrella (U and LL italicized) - Honest and True RE content
Too many people involved with Umbrella wanted too many things. The main goal of Umbrella was to create biological weapons that could be used for military purposes so they can get on that military industrial complex money. But individuals like Spencer and Ashford either tried to push evolution of mankind forward or tried to become gods amongst humans. Wesker tried to do both by attempting global genocide.
What about the team injecting t-virus infused fly dna into pregnant women's still gestating fetuses?
be evil
jus' 'avin a laff
To make AR15 parts now.
that's understandable. I mean what else is there to do in that relaxed of a work environment? those dudes asked for a shark tank and a few great whites, and head office just shipped them over.
This!
Some of the wackiness is part of the story since it has always been this way. Many profess to comprehend Resident Evil or to not want it to get out of control. Only the zombies, government good, and bad guy vs. good guy plotlines are palatable to them. They will not comprehend anything that does not fit this mindset.
For this reason, they annihilated RE6 for bringing them to light.
not my t-virus
join umbrella because you love science
think you're gonna work on live saving medicine
you get to work in Raccoon City
you boss, William Birkin has been kind of... off
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get time off coming up, decide you're going to visit gram gram in Oklahoma
you hear whispers about people acting funny/mad around town
think nothing off it as you ask for a glass of water
it's September 23...
Some of the wackiness is part of the story since it has always been this way.
What's so wacky about wanting a hot, hunky, mass-produced mutant man as a personal boyfriend?
How likely is it that anyone IRL would want to make an actual "Living weapon"? What if the Living weapon has sentience and free will?
Would be kinda fucked if Mr. X came out the tube and said "Happy Birthday!".
create big Hulk guys as bioweapons which can be programmed with any purpose
don't sell them as bodyguards, pets personal assistants or even as loving comfort men
Umbrella deserved to go bankrupt.
If they were not wacky, what scientist would spend their entire life creating sexy husbands for people?
Toodle-luma-luma
Toodle-luma-luma
Toodle-aye-ay
Any um-ber-rellas, any um-ber-rellas to mend today?
Bring your parasol
It may be small
It may be big
He repairs them all
With what you call a thingamajig
Pitter patter patter, pitter patter patter
Here comes the rain
Let it pitter patter, let it pitter patter
Don't mind the rain
He'll mend your umbrella
Then go on his way singing
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Toodle-luma-luma-toodle-ay
Any um-ber-rellas to mend today?
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And things are dull
I sharpen knives
For all the wives
In the neighborhood
And I'm very good
I'll darn a sock
I'll mend a clock
An apple cart
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I mend anything
But he'd rather sing
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He'll patch up your troubles
Then go on his way singing
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heh
considering William Birkin was autistically hyperfixated on his work, I could see Annette working on the T-103 Tyrants just to see if they could have more "interesting applications"
Impossible.
How would that help the new world Spencer is building, and why would he permit it? Does the idea of infected sex dolls, haunting the player sound fun?
Where did they get the idea for the Hunters from? The Tyrant is based on those clones from Dredd '95, Chimeras are Brundlefly. Zombies and giant animals need no explanation, but I've never really seen anything quite like a Hunter. Closest thing would be something like the Creature from the Black Lagoon.
I didn't say Spencer; I said what Annette Birkin would do, considering how her husband is too busy working on the G-Virus to give her a proper dicking or even say "I love you, honey" to her.
They’re like the book version of inGen in Jurassic Park
A not-subtle ego flex by the founders and some of the more committed biologists involved
In the books, Hammond is asked why inGen never bothered with medicine or anything related to helping human biology/science, to which he replied that the government would get too involved and essentially bottleneck the creative process, potentially limiting what he could randomly dream up alongside his team
Umbrella is like this
They researched things never truly meant for the public, including the eternal life shenanigans
They never intended to package and sell THAT part of the research
The bioweapons were always just a more lucrative way of securing funding and capital for the bigger picture goals
To get more retarded as a series goes on.
Spencer would defund that program, lol.
The constant escalation is fun
The original hunters art is pretty similar to some of the Zoanoids from the Guyver franchise. I always assumed he was there to be a more tokusatsu inspired enemy. Pic Rel
first aid sprays by themselves are miraculous enough that the idea that they need to sell bioweapons is ridiculous
imagine if wesker and spencer weren't stupid fucking assholes and just decided to be regular money making sociopaths the amount of revolutionary medical discoveries would era defining
I'm retarded apparently
COMPLETE
GLOBAL
SATURATION
I can see him cutting funding and allocating it to the Wesker program, but just roll with me on this.
Big, muscly, submissive boyfriends programmed simply to love you. That would sell like hotcakes, if Umbrella actually marketed their BOWs. On top of that, these Tyrants were cloned from Sergei Vladimir and his genes would be getting disseminated into the wombs of their customers, which would fit with their eugenicist worldview.
Im convinced Umbrella's leaders were all infected with some kind of brain-disintegrating disease that made them pool all their funding into monster super soldiers and a Scooby Doo tier mansion.
have the formula for eternal youth
The formula is unstable and they need to perfecting it and research needs more money so they go to...
waste their time creating big Hulk guys to sell as bioweapons or whatever
To finance the the research
Dunno about those guys, but the Bandersnatch is almost a 1:1 copy of this zombie from Return of the Living Dead 3. He even has a stubby little arm on one side.
being killed by cute girls with massive ballistics
Tier 1: Legit pharmaceuticals company that monetized their 'failed' experiments into marketable products to provide funding for the higher tiers. Most of the employees worked here and were unaware of the more clandestine activities of the company.
Tier 2: Researching and developing bioweapons for sale to the world's militaries. The activities were kept secret from the lower level employees as the company engaged in illegal and unregulated practices in order to try to achieve their goal
Tier 3: Finding the secret to eternal life or some shit for Spencer. Only a select handful knew of this goal
To rain over the world forever.
hmmmm.....
To give the Covenant back their bomb.
Big, muscly, submissive boyfriends programmed simply to love you
Why are you gae
Are you ready for kino of the highest order?
Enter thread thinking it'll be cool conversations about the RE franchise
It's been hijacked by a porn rotted pervert who jerks off to cgi porn all day
I'm getting so fucking tired of Gooners and coomers.
RE1
never actually said, seemingly just Bio Weapons. Because no dialog or text files implies that they are anything else.
RE2
Pretty sure it’s the same. There’s nothing to hint that Umbrella would be known by anyone not involved in bio weapon industry
RE3
Retconned to be a global mass market pharmaceutical company that is very well known by everyone, and makes a ton of normal products while secretly developing bio weapons
later
Eventually becomes a borderline cult dedicated to creating the next evolution of mankind and turning the chosen few into living gods. Apperently making and selling bio weapons was just fundraising or whatever.
Cringe to death
Fucking millennials
My thoughts on Castlevania threads.
You're cringe.
If the subject makes you uncomfortable, you can always initiate an alternate discussion. It's not look like MR. X is forcing himself into your butthole.
Why would a military waste money on something like a Tyrant when artillery or even a plain RPG-7 could obliterate it?
you can do both
lord knows I like talking about the lore in order to most accurately portray my Ooze Rachel smut
Huh that's pretty cool and makes sense. Guy on the left looks vaguely RE-ish too.
I can't stop thinking about zombie pussy.
It's not look like MR. X is forcing himself into your butthole.
But Nemesis will give it to ya.