He's gonna take you back to the past

He's gonna take you back to the past

to hide the balding head that he has

i wish he went back to the old shirt, most recent episode i liked was the earthbound

My hairline is bad but in a different way it looks okay front on. He's a likeable guy. Some of my favourite stuff is him explaining capacitance electronic discs.

to take a poopy dump in my ear

To blast a load of cum in your ass

TO WATCH YOU FUCK HIS WIFE IN THE ASS

his latest episode was rlly good
go James ur awesome lol

whats everyones favorite episode of avgn? for me its either mckids or pitfall

why do white people age like milk?

i like ghosts 'n' goblins

We are what we eat (milk)

oh thats a good one too, i also like bible games

Start questioning myself if he was ever really all that funny after watching his new videos

Rewatch the 32x video and start laughing again

Christ the new writers suck at understanding Mike's and James chemistry.

its alot easier to play ping pong with someone that actually knows the game, or just how if theres a fucked up leg on a table it can compromise the entire table

Bugs Bunny was probably the funniest episode.

the only good gamer youtuber

"but dunkey!1!!!!11!"

There was another.

Big Rigs

start doing AVGN as a dumb bullshit thing for college buddies, real passion is film

dumb character explodes in popularity and becomes an icon of mid-late 2000s internet culture

finally get to make your movie

it's an utter disaster

fat bitch wife shits out a potato, you start going bald, and you start running out of gen 2-3 games to do videos on

all passion gone, now the thing that made you famous is a shell of its former self and just a paycheck

can't quit because it's all you know how to do

the only reason why they say black don't crack is because wrinkles are not as noticeable on their dark faces, especially when you don't want to look at them for too long

If his passion was film and not his character why was his film about his character? It’s literally called the AVGN Movie.

cdi trilogy, castlevania retrospective, ninja gaiden

Nintendo Power is my favorite. I like the episodes where he talks about hardware and such.

The Mandela effect one

Mike Matei was writing it again

nobody would have watched it otherwise. i mean even less people would have watched it if it wasn't about his character.

I think it was more so the production of the movie, I think he could make it as a director somince he's actually trained

Mike "the first fan" Matei, what a guy.

Fitzithlewitz quitting Youtube because he "didnt have any other ideas" is bizarrely commendable

Finding out that Mike was the actual gamer among them broke my heart.

But the production issues were his fault. He pissed away so much of the budget filming in LA for no other reason than "Thats where they make films"

Maybe, but Melanin does mitigate the damage the sun does to your skin.

at least he still has hair on his AAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEES

what a ugly haircut

Finding out that Mike was the whole reason AVGN was ever good was a sobering realization.

He looked nice in his recent episode when he wore fake hair. He should think about implants or at least a toupée. His balding head just takes away from anything he says. Make him look like "how are you fellow kids" old man cuckold talking about Zelda

I still don't understand where he's going with the outfit, before he looked like a tired IT worker coming home from a long shift, the long sleeved shirt and thin rimmed glasses accentuated the "cool nerd" vibe.
Now he's wearing a casual short sleeved shirt but lame thick rim glasses? Makes no sense fashion wise.

Mike Mate was the fun part of AVGN
Ding Dong was the fun part of OneyPlays
Now i can't watch both

Nah, if anything he should shave his hair and make some joke about how he went bald because of shitty games.
Trying to hide that you're getting old a lot more pathetic.

Action 52 is by far my favorite, even though I never played it (200 fucking dollars?!).

I related to the Friday the 13th episode the most because I must have spent 30 hours in the 90s trying to figure out that pile of shit. Fuck that fucking game.

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nothing more pathethic that being bald or balding, he would look like AIDS Moby lefty cuckold

I like the episodes about older hardware such as the Magnavox Odyssey or Colecovision because I have no frame of reference for those myself.

I like any of the specials where he chills out and reviews some gaming history he's actually interested in
Nintendo Power, Double Vision, Castlevania retrospective, CD/32X, Virtual Boy - all some of the best shit he's ever done

Fucking kek

Why is he never make an Armored Core episode?

And Mr. Morris is gonna send your eceleb tranny fuckboy and your piece of shit eceleb thread back to hell again

Don't give him any ideas.

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