Lmaooo

lmaooo

People were posting that before release. It's been out for almost a week now and you don't have a single new clip to post? Come on now.

Doom was never good

This is actually fun when you play it

Is there ANY way to turn off the parry hitstop, or at the very least reduce its effect? It's absolutely driving me CUHRAZZYYYYYY

is this nikke that famous gooner game?

my favorite part is the turret segments that are visually identical to fake phone game ads

It's like they took the gameplay of dodging projectiles in the first game and chose to make everything about it worse.

Can you even call this doom?
At least 3 had cool encounters with all those claustrophobic as fuck rooms

this isn't doom is it?

Personal, I hate “green” colored energy. I remember dropping dragon age inquisition way back because it was bright green magic energy bs.

Stop playing like a pussy.

No new webms? Surely Anon Babble of all place plays video games right?

I rely on the Steam overlay for recording but played on Gaymespass

What is it with faggots acting like Doom 3 was any good lately? It was absolute trash both when it released and in retrospect.

Doom 3 is good
Max Payne 2 is good
The prequels are good
It's just that Millenials all have shit taste

I bet you haven't even played Doom 3

is this a runescape boss??

LOOOOOOOL he mad that his game doesn't produce good gameplay clips

why is your game speed so low?

its super slow on 'normal' difficulty
even nightmare is meh, gotta play it on 120%

shield throw that bounces back into his hand

for fuck's sake, they aren't beating the capeshit allegations

KEEEEEEEEEK no new cope? Sure a shitposter of all subhumans have copes right?

yeah actually, there's a mod to remove the slow-mo shit entirely

i've been playing it at 150% and refuse to turn it down

Hiding behind walls for hours instead of sidestepping the fireball and killing the imp

Playing like a passive, slow, retard

This is your fault. DOOM is meant to be played fast.

timing of each parry is completely different

solos ficti- ACK!

Post the one in the mech suit

This game really shut Doomfags up when it came to vs battles.

There's a mod for it now and id will be adding a slider in a future patch

gun finally starts firing at 30 seconds mark

the main villain has the protagonist at their complete mercy and they throw them off a cliff instead of just executing them

Was he saves by the hentai woman?

Yes, play a good game.

Parryslop

x.com/Mr_Rebs_/status/1925236548838011327
It's a success, get over it

3 million players

may we see the sales numbers?

press AWESOME button when enemy flashes green!

hit red enemies with shield just like captain america!

*soundtrack chugs impotently in background*

be sure to explore the levels and go to the pre-marked locations on the map to POWER UP and become a true legendary BADASS

Cool game, marty

Players

Everytime

What happens if you stay between two red sphere rows ?

I'm out of touch so when I heard everyone talking about being able to parry any attack in the new Doom game, I thought it was something like Mount & Blade, and didn't see what the big deal was.
But it's actually color-coded "press now" gameplay? lol

It's just like 1993!

Why not just make all projectiles parryable, remove the retarded slow down time thing and increase the projectile speed

Was this game made for retards whose only entertaintment was coloring books?

The actual story is a real marvel-tier shit, I wouldn't mind if doomguy could just walk around and smack demons without that shit.

play doom 2016

fireballs fly at you at breakneck speeds you can feel the flames on your face

where can I experience this in dark ages?

Why demons wouldn't just stop using green projectiles and swords against doomslayer? They are clearly doesn't work on him.

they're colorblind you ableist fuck

Because ESL retards such as yourself wouldn't know what to do otherwise

Doom (og) can be either fast and reactive, or slow and atmospheric. That's the beauty of it.

cope

But it's actually color-coded "press now" gameplay? lol

yup, it really is

Using nothing but orange projectiles in this economy?
What are we made out of money!?

I only play good games
it is morally wrong to play bad games like this

z axis aiming

Not DOOM

These boss loss cinematics go on a bit long

They basically stopped after dark age, hence there is no use for the shield in 2016 and eternal

STAND AND FIGHT!!!

here take this

RETURN
TO
FORM

holy jobber LMAO
it reminds me of the webm of master chief beating the shit out of him

They are clearly doesn't

Doom???

It's like Bethesda looked at Returnal and said, yes, we can also do that, but lets make it much worse!

that fact that no thread mentions that you cam make the game faster and we use the same webms anyway is fustrating

Controversial Opinion: That setting should be cranked up to make the game feel faster by default and those who want to dial it down may do so, not the other way around.

I couldnt finish the game
It is SO FUCKING BORING
I just couldnt

not an argument, if need to adjust the game speed beyond the default for it to fee correct they fucked up by not making that the default

Why is Doom a shitty bullethell now

No? The game was a prequel anyways. Dude literally kills himself and then fights out of hell back to life.

when id gets shut down

this is exactly how you play Athena on Borderlands The Pre-sequel.

Looks pretty good to me. Much better than Shart Phages or Shiternal.

wtf are these fx nah it looks like something out of those 3d atari games from the 80s

Doom in name only.

That's not doom, bro.

single player game

hit markers

There is no greater indicator that a game is a piece of shit than this.

They are mortally challenged

Why do they feed in monsters piecemeal against the doom guy in every game? Why not just teleport in as many cyberdemons as the arena can hold?

Doom has always been about strafing and dodging projectiles aside from the hitscan zombie soldiers, now there's just more projectiles so it's harder.

visually goofy but this was a fun fight

you will never experience the Expedition 33 menu for the first time

Grim.

dude, you playing on i'm too young to die?

cyberdemon birthrates collapsed

biggest launch in ID's history

more than Eternal? Then why is the all time peak concurrent players on steam less than 1/3rd of Eternal? Even Doom 2016 surpassed it. not that it's the only indicator, but it's a pretty clear one with numbers like that.

The game is fast enough, I just want an option to turn off the constant slow motion from parries and melee. Not only is it tedious it doesn't even make it easier, it throws off your timing.

"Parry shots" are so weird in games from a lore perspective. Like what causes the parry shots? Why aren't they all parriable? Do the enemies know what causes the parry shots? If so, why don't they stop it from happening?

Ah yes, a boomer shooter.

The doom slayer can sense when a demon fucks up their hocus pocus demon magic and send a flawed projectile that has reflective properties, and they fuck up often because they fear him.

Played the first 5 chapters. Game seems alright.
Only thing that seemed really dumb was the tyrant fight since the best strat seems to be just to stand still next to it and blast it with the skull crusher and parry. It dies in seconds. Fighting them in Eternal was way more frantic.
The stand and fight (tm) is also somewhat dumb since in bigger fights you're constantly worried that some small mob will walk up to you and backstab or shoot you from far away. If you're not full health you can easily die to that.
Fighting in general has been satisfying and not too easy on nightmare 120% gamespeed.

no way... no way this is fucking real

We have dismissed those games.

this isn't HDest, one fireball won't be the end of you

They're called cyberdemons again, and yeah the game literally even gives you a load screen tip that says get up close with the cyberdemon to bait(they even use the word bait) parryable melee attacks. It's a questionable decision to make the cyberdemon a melee fighter, but you're really expected to run up to them one you can otherwise they rape your shield with their rapid fire and can summon spikes when you hide. They made the other powerful demons more varied because it's a mix of ranged and melee, but with the cyberdemon you're pretty much forced to fight it close range.

Why would you build a weapon like that?

they did that but all that did was make people buy the rest of the episodes

to surpass metal gear

That's why the villains always lose. They let honour hold them back and give the hero a second chance. But the hero doesn't give them or their henchmen a second chance, he just massacres them on sight.

Doom the Dark Ages if it was good

mmo mechanics

no thanks

Anon Babble anons expose themself as skillets who never played bullet hell or shmups

You guys just can't s OP telling on yourself.

free mouselook

dude it's totally like a shmup, get good!

lmao what, anon please

Setting the game on faster speed makes it look weird.
Did they announce this?

rofl
roflmao even

This looks so fucking lame. The only games to do parrying well were Sekiro and Dead Cells.

What's the matter, I thought you idiots liked those 2hu shmups.

that is the game eternal haters wanted and they are loving it!

Is there a cut in the video at 1:01 or is the game actually that shitty?

toys and treats pop out of him every time he gets hit

the turbosoulslop parryfest turn based Sekiro sold at minimum 3x as much

Was parrying in Doom really at fault?

Only a back to back Sekiro sequel would reveal how much people liked that playstyle. Coming from FromSoftware almost anything would have sold some numbers.

DOOM is meant to be played fast.

Nah not really. That's more of a somewhat recent trend with all the trannies and whatnot.

You don't even have to aim the parry LOL
It just auto redirects to the enemy

Why is he wearing skin colored gloves?

It's an FPS so most people wouldn't want parrying in it but the presentation definitely hurt it. If you could simply parry any projectile then it would be much better received because it's straightforward and makes sense. Enemies sometimes shooting green projectiles is just ridiculous and looks stupid because it makes it look like the enemies are deliberately fucking themselves over.

Just beat Doom 2016.
Great game. Dogshit boss fights.

Time to play Eternal I guess.

what a fucking giga silver with that crosshair placement, I'd just 1deag it with a wide peek

t. faceit 5

Why would anyone who plays shmups play normalfag zoomer shit like nuDoom?

It's Dark Souls!

Fantastic game except for the last level.
Haven't played the DLC campaign yet.

try Ultrakill

is this a mobile rhythm game?

was i lied too?

i thought this game was failing.
7x faster to 3 million players than DOOM Eternal.

Not yet but it's probably designed to be one eventually.

The original Doom literally invented organized speedrunning. The only tranny here is you.

They remaster the game?

now

Never played past e1m1?

Made by the same guys that made wolfenberg.

Doom was never bullet hell, doom 2 was never bullet hell. Bonus leves might've been hard but it wasn't bullet hell. Stop projecting. This webms looks like a shitty version of risk of rain 2

Parrying in E33 looks and feels cool as fuck
"Parrying" in Doom look like Fischer-Price color match discoball nonsense

Doom was never bullet hell,

Dude shut the fuck up, you literally dodge projectiles and shoot back in all classic doom games

STAND
AND
SHITE

doom is very overrated and put enphasis on the very

how do they compare to 2016?

That's all Doom games though.

Anon Babble reacting to this in the same way they did to eternal

Never change, faggots

The original Doom literally invented organized speedrunning.

So doom is for trannies? Good to know, and thanks for playing.

The fact that they're listing "players" instead of sales means there's definitely some fuckery going on with their count.

And it's a good thing. Game should look like a game, not gay pretentious movie slop.

The game is on goyimpass so they can say any number they want, since they don't publish user data, other than say that there's 50 million subs (which is probably also bullshit).

It's already hard enough to see enemies in many games when everything has to happen in some incredibly detailed world full of clutter.

i don't care about doom but just so you know who spams these repetitive low effort threads

Honestly it's a sad state that advertising you have a gajillion bajillion players is even seen as necessary for a fucking single player game. You could be the only person in the world playing the game and it wouldn't affect your experience at all.

Fuck off

NPCs want to be part of "the next big thing". It's always been this way.

not an argument, if need to adjust the game speed beyond the default for it to fee correct they fucked up by not making that the default

So giving people options that you cannot find in almost any other game is bad now, mkay?

why the fuck is doomguy lefthanded?

Guys can you unironically recommend me some bullet hell FPS games? i remember seeing one that looked pretty kl it had stupid ahh toy-like weapons but i cant recall the name

I found out that Returnal is a bullet hell game over any other shit.

ah yes, the Fird Person Shooter. thx

The sad part about this is that I would actually like to play it but I can't ebcause I'm a poor fag and mandatory RTX fucked me, nciely done id.

Sir people be lenient english is my second language and the acronyms are hard

DooM used to be good

That's not what bullet hell is.
You might know bullet hell as shmop.
It's a subgenre where your job is to dodge projectiles and maybe switch colors. Basically nothing like doom.

it was mogged by shadow warrior lets be honest

what happens when red and green balls touch?

can see what's happening

can make fov higher than 50

Yep it's a real game

well let's get this started

players

players

Now reveal the sales.

game speed 150%

Basically.

launch game

+1 player

quit game

launch game

+1 player

lol
LMAO

I enjoyed the dark ages gameplay I thought it was fun and I kind of want to go back to play even after beating it. My biggest complaint are the filler missions and not enough time is spent in hell. I hope the expansion dlc focuses on that. It also felt like they had 20 different people making maps, some were tight with cool secrets to get to while other had the same issue that some doom 2 maps had being too sprawling.

this is peak gameplay according to dumb boomers

Ahhh yes i see the issue now.
ITS A FUCKING SHOOTER IN WHICH YOU DONT HAVE TO AIM AT ALL
FUCK

STAND
AND
FIGHT

awkwardly punching Hasbro plastic Cthulhu with a shitty visor effect, cartoon colors, zero weight animations, random pickups dropping like a piñata

Who is this for

Those niggers at id just don't like mecha at all.

okay this game will take place in the distant past

we're still going to be running around with high tech weapons systems though

whats the fucking point
why couldn't we get hexen doom
I'd care a lot less about all the parry shit if you actually needed to do it to survive in a melee centric combat system instead of it being a get out of jail free card while you hold m1 and wait for your not glory kill indicators

people who buy funkopops.

Games made by 80 iq people, for 80 iq people.

this is just a quick time event with extra steps

doombers will defend this

is this the new candy crush saga?

I actually think that this specific type of manly wholesome beard badass redditor died in the recession

That probably feels really good while playing but it also looks hella goofy

I know people have used the term "parryslop" before, often needlessly or exaggeratedly, to denigrate games they don't like or shitpost but this is actually fucking parryslop

I managed about 5 hours playtime, was already pretty bored by the game and uninstalled when they put me back in the mech. I'm guessing there's more flying shit too which was even more boring.

modern market

You laugh now, but this will be the industry standard till at least 2035.

It's a rictus laugh

I'll continue laughing and not blindly playing industry standard slop for a few more decades then

Doom: Peggle Edition

this is peak gameplay according to dumb zoomers

implying it’ll take even that long for real time generative ai

brown hands typed this post

SAAAR

turn them off

level one

looking up and down

not sprinting

this person does not know how to play the game

sir the ai is generating fast, very fastly we will generate the needful ai

shill33 parries are harder than TDA, ponder that

ENOUGH WITH THE TURRET SECTIONS

How does he not know how to play the game? He didn't take any damage and killed everything. If you played that way in Eternal or TDA you die because these games being good at them puts you in the fun zone. If that's not a "fun" way to play than the game should be better designed.

you're massively overthinking it. from a PR perspective calling them "players" is a more friendly term than sales. 3 million players are a community engaged with the game, 210 mil in sales are a brag and the itemization of their player base as a bottom line.

just wait for the brutal doom mod that adds the cap america shield and the key that lets you rev hte lawnmower

speedrunning

you use this word like it means something good

watching some streamer play nu-doom

they shield charge a big enemy

eat all their armor and like 70% of their life in retaliation

they still do it again and again

what the fuck

read

Needs a style meter and this would be the perfect webm.
CRAZY!

Eternaltrannies got filtered so fucking hard by this game. It's a Doom bullet hell and they couldn't handle it lmao

it's more Doom than The Reddit Ages.

Nah it's missing the fingerless glove -meter.

Wesley Wolf called it Red Light Green Light lmao

bullet hell

what is this new cope buzzword? Is the "boomer-shooter" genre outdated already?

This is what modern game developers think "smart" gameplay is.

Bullet hell is an old, old term. Shut your infant mouth, zoomie.

7/10 bait

When you crank up aggressiveness and shot speed the turn down damage you deal to 50%
It certainly does turn into a bullet hell

it is extremely painful

mouselook

Faggot

you're a doom guy

for you

bullet hell, more like parry hell kek

fuck they're desperate they are already releasing the DLC 1 trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=RLYAwAc62k4

muttoid devs have to kneel before the ESL chads when making their shit slop games? KEK what a bunch of little bitches

its fun albeit, btw I like almost all doom games can't say any of them are particularly awful

Does anyone remember a kids gameshow, I think it might have been Canadian, that almost always had Bop It as one of the prizes?

2 fps

forced rtx its the best my 970 can do

This honestly looks like a chore to play, I don't want to fucking STAND I want to MOVE

You will unfortunately have to move a lot, or you WILL die you can clearly see I got hit once and that took away quite a bit of armor and HP.
It's simply a corner section where I got ambushed in later levels you constantly have to look around because even a low tier zombie that spawns behind you can kill you very fast.
So you have to constantly keep moving.

They're referring to shmups... but these zoomer faggots want to pretend they're hip and cool boomers like they were born in the 80s when in reality they were born in the late 00s. They call it 'bullet hell' because they're fucking retarded. just like zoomer fags call retro fps - 'boomer shooters'

Doom 2016 was surprisingly easy on Ultra-Violence.
Is Eternal the same way? Should I just choose a harder difficulty for it on my first playthrough?

a low tier zombie that spawns behind you can kill you very fast

that's actually sounds pretty fucking annoying. its not Dead Space why are thye angling for gotchas

I think it might have been Canadian, that almost always had Bop It as one of the prizes?

Was it Uh Oh! on YTV?

Ultra Violence is the way to play any Doom game.
Eternal Ultra Vioelnce felt more like Normal mode except on the Master Levels

its one of the more common complaints, the worst is not even that though imo its the invisible imps that spawn in the middle of fighting an elite, you might not notice them considering the chaos and those can instantly fuck you up kek

start on UV finish the game get hooked on that sweet difficulty curve then play nightmare and get your arse kicked and have to get even better on nightmare
its so good

Eternal kicked my ass on HMP blind playthrough. It's not an easy game, took me 3 playthroughs to learn it and get good. I recommend HMP.
TDA on the other hand was very doable on UV.

This is pretty much my take

I feel so vindicated to finally see this.
Why make your animations responsive and communicative when you can just have a little obscuring X that also turns red. It's dogshit game design.

slaughterslop

yes i love using only 1 or 2 weapons if they give you the bfg, and holding M1 down so cool

So inferior to Id's games. Jesus.

Game is pretty mid, the parrying is remedial and I don’t think it’s that satisfying of a mechanic. They also seemed to drastically reduce the execution animations. I liked how in 2016 you could jump on them when they’re in a daze and stomp them out, now it’s like the most generic and boring same hit every time. The gimmicks are annoying just diversify the guns, animations, enemies, story and call it day.

SUBWAY JOCKEY

Man, eldritch beings don't fit in Doom. This really shoul've been Quake.

yeah you watched the new video thanks for your unoriginal opinion take it to reddit faggot

I got the last achievement an hour ago and I don't feel like replaying it at all. It's not a bad game and I had fun in my one and a half playthrough but I think I saw everything it has to offer. Did any of you play it more than twice?

I'lll take it to your mom fag.

This "bullet hell" was just insulting.

Weren't you fags the SAME ONES pushing this "epik doomguy" idea?

he didn't deny it

yikes sweetie I knew I hit it on the head

just started this shit and

MELEE AMMO (max 3)

wtf

I played the first chapter, you’re this mad I criticized it?

here's some math based on the game that isn't followed by capeshit tier superhero origin story

Wow, I can't believe this post and what ID is doing with Doomgu- sorry, DOOM SLAYER currently are exactly the same. You have truly shown me the error of my ways.

Rip and tear, slaya

brother you bought it, I'm just sad but you do you

It's incredible how much worse than that Doom 4 early trailer Nu-Zoom turned out to be. This is absolute repulsive, looks no different than all of those generic dudebro fps games from 2010's.

Gotta say the grenade launcher is the shittiest weapon in any doom. The grenade cluster you get with the last upgrade can't even kill a zombie, what's the point?

This shit isn't fucking Doom. This is some tryhard indie boomershooter.

this is the final boss say something nice about him

Auto-aim faggotry makes it better!1

Why do doomtroons love this shit? The game has zero skill at that point.

Made the game "harder" in a patch

All it does is increase damage done to you

lame ass devs

this is the final boss of the mech minigame say something nice about him

you already take enough damage on nightmare though I don't remember how it compares to eternal the damage wasn't really an issue

A girlboss voiced by Debra Wilson would've tanked that.

fires 1 (ONE) bullet

waits until (lower difficulty speed) fireball impacts wall before coming out of hiding

Doesn't get more disingenuous than this.

they increased it even further, i was getting killed in one hit more frequently cause shit like pinkies were doing over 100 damage

What's your favorite bullet hell, fellow shmup bro? Mine is Nier Replicant!

Oh my Science, did the Doom Slayer™ just freaking punch Cthulhu in the hecking face?!

this isn't Anon Babble, phonefaggot

Play Doom Eternal as a cover based shooter. You'll die because the game is designed to put you into the fun zone. Sorry that og doom isn't well designed.

lel

Yes, every enemy is stuffed with ammo and medkits. Truly challenging. Truly Doom™

That's so freaking badass!!!!

It is incredible how playing Doom / Doom II actually makes you feel like more of a powerful badass than Dark Ages does.

gotta play it on 120%

i wouldnt play this on 4,000% or 1%, dogshit is dogshit at every speed

you're brown

Is he the only cosmic enemy to get cyborg implants? I think it goes against the image of old gods. They should have a primal sanctity, and be beyond technology as we understand it.

wtf color blind bros.

Yea because he's ded and got repurposed/resurrected it seems

increase enemy projectile speed

reduce parry window

increase game speed up to 150%

Then it became fun, unironically

How is it even particle to make melee feel so weightless. Nothing looks like it ever connects even even weight up on an enemy.

Forgive me for phoneposting. Possible*

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