Breaking Chao News

New Chao Tales released. Plus ALL episodes have now been compiled and released in widescreen. We are eating so fucking good chaobros.
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Congrats to the anon who successfully predicted the baby chao would evolve into a sonic chao

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Kino

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Plus ALL episodes have now been compiled and released in widescreen

did people not think this was gonna happen?

I didn't. It's Sega we're talking about, I have no expectations and I'm still disappointed most of the time.

All this and still no new Chao Garden.

The 35th anniversary game will definitely be Frontiers 2, so no hope of chao garden there. But m-maybe the 40th anniversary game will be Sonic Adventure 3? If that retard Iizuka wasn't in charge, we could have a chao garden in ANY sonic game, but he has declared that we can only have chao in a hypothetical Sonic Adventure 3.

no freaking way.

I’m just hoping that Adventure 2 gets released on Switch 2 either on GCN NSO or a potential Dreamcast NSO.

why are Asians so autistic?

I already have my portable SA2 fix

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sovl

That's nice and all but when is sega making another chao garden minigame? I feel like a spin-off game with only them would actually be popular or if they go into the phone game gacha route, that's like a money glitch for them

NANI, MINI-GAME-U DYO?! AH, "SONIKKU RUMBU", KO DE WA, i OH ESS-UH, DESU-NE!

he says in a post runners, rumble, speed simulator, and forces runners world

It's more plausible than a AAA/AA standalone chao game, but I feel you'll conflate what's plausible with personal wants.

I don't like the idea of it either but if it makes sega make an actual new chao game, I'll just take what I can get man

Sonic?

SLOP

Chao

SOVL

BRVINRVT
SHVRTYLVST

seethe sonicsissy

cope, dilate, locked, sovless, unkino, cringe, ur gay, ur jewish and ur not even that funny....

slopnic is gay lmfao

slopkino isn't based literally this fr ong xd

ayo das crazy!

schizo meltdown

I win

normalfag can't even say the line-

concession accepted
lurk more roodey poo.

I already closed the tab btw
t. chaoGAWD

leave PC in pure cope

has to phone post to say 'nuh uh'

sad.

This feels like brainlets bots fighting eachother with buzzwords lol

Marzipan

Based…

Okay, but look who came in spouting buzzwords first.

Every post from on?
All me btw.

I don’t kiss losers, chaochads are superior to sonictroons in every way

>I already closed the tab!

and came back crawling it seems.

Oh hell yeah, didn't know my guess was right. SonicGAWDs can't stop winning.

POST IT

be careful what you wish for.

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we need chaochad sonictroon apartheid NOW

ITT:/sthg/ x /sharty/ browndynamics

yeah? if you're a chaochad, post your chao then

Post what anon?

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don't you fucking dare

I've liked Sega over the past 5 years

chaos threads are vee culture thoughever

ChaoGODS.. our time is now

can't turn off the sharty speak

groomed and raped.

What is THIS?

POST YOUR CHAO RIGHT FUCKING NOW
I'M NOT KIDDING, I'M AT MY LIMIT

s-shardy!!

gaped

mmmmmmm maybe next time.

But Easter was 31 days ago...

You will regret that

Comments off

Was that really necessary?

They can't even make good Sonic gameplay, of course they can't manage an intricate series of interconnecting parts like Chao.

So what's the lore of the chaos again? I heard they used to be the watery monster aliens, are they now forever trapped in like a toddler body and mind?

very simple

They're just mini Chaos. I don't care whatever lore Frontiers retconned about aliens or whatever. Disregard it.

It's probably because Sega has its entire american channel into youtube kids mode, that's why comments are disabled in every video as far as I am aware

they used to be watery monster aliens, but wanted to become loved by everyone so they turned into adorable lil things.

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youtube kids mode

I hate jewtube so much you have no fucking idea

I dont even know why they enabled that shit either, it makes it hard to share the videos or have people talk about the thing in the comments. Everytime a new TailsTube ep comes out, I need to go to the JP sonic channel to properly grab the link, they have the original english voices with jp subs anyway

what's the appeal

What's she dancing to?

There isn't any particular reason why the next game with chao garden has to be sonic adventure 3. If anything, frontiers' open ended design would be great for Chao, plenty of places to hide Chao-releated items behind side content

That's what you'd think, but Iizuka's autism says otherwise

You know the Amoeba from Endless Space? Their history is basically the Chao's. They're devolved and re-evolved aliens. Chaos Chao are basically how the Chao would be if they were like their ancestors once more.

is it possible to fall in love with a chao?

I am new to these threads so soon I saw her a few posts above it made me feel... things

Can a chao be your masculine role model?

you can, but you shouldnt.

you can and you should