(You): *miss*
Time to die, Anon Babble!
Marvelous Rivales
die
respawn in the realm of Hela
mating press the Goddess of Death for all eternity
Not a bad trade Spiderfag!
no Venom teamup
can't do shit
Doreen bodies him
sorry I'm a TankCHAD so you ain't doing shit
Uhh dude… check the calendar dude.. ur flavour of the month slop was last month dude…
Wolverine gets to clap that?!
Peter Parker*
using Wikipedia instead of sourcing directly
try reading a comic
*webs you off the map*
Shame that your 900 hp didn't help chuddie.
OUR FAURKIN' HEROES!!!!!!!!
Spider-Man relationship with MJ is deemed "complicated" both in the movie Spider-Man: No Way Home and the game Marvel Rivals, proofs below
static.wikia.nocookie.net
marvelrivals.fandom.com
youtube.com
the same game that caused picrel from Marvel Rivals Swimsuit Specials 2025 to happen
which implies that Peter and MJ are working to fix their relationship back
Peter "GIGACHAD" Parker is the only spider-man.
Spider-KEK
Sex with Peni
And there's Starlord too...
since you're a comic expert, you should be able to easily source a comic stating he's 6'2, right?
According to the all-new official handbook of the marvel universe a to z #12 he's 5'9
Parker sits in the chair while Paul smashes his oneitis
Haven't you heard? Paul is, justly, getting canned in the current run.
using inconsistent comic book art to prove any point
Kek, you're the one who unironically doesn't read comics.
The sexual tension between these two when he gets in will be plapable.
I just gave you one dipshit. Captain America Reborn #6, where's he standing toe to toe with Steve Rogers at the same height.
You stats nerds are unbelievable. Denying what's right in front of you unless it comes from an almanac
retard
Being short is not bad especially when you have enhanced strength. Anyways, Bucky is hot!
Are you guys coming over? c:
does she really need 10 fucking skins every season?
Squirrel Girl's world famous acorn pie!
I know you are but what am I?
Bucky is not a manlet
see he's 5'9
this is what makes women wet and wild
Bros...we're done for...
well women also like yaoi hands
i don't care what they think is hot
they have shit taste
When are we getting a map in the Collapsing Universe (which Wanda and I think Magik are from)?
Should we point out that comic book artists never bother keeping a characters heights consistent between themselves?
Paulbros...
say it ain't so...
Plot twist, they will add Crystal first.
Yes, Wolverine is a notorious example.
Sister-Brother porn will flood the internet.
Wolverine should be a handsome manlet.
Yes, and each one must have a different skin and hair color
Yeah, but a lot of artist make him of pretty average height.
I guess Cap has been 5'10 this whole time.
im a luna onetrick.....
Nigg.
Wolverine is not handsome
Alright Jeff, no more flanking for you.
Come back to be a good little heal slut.
My FUARKING HEROOOOOOO!!
well the reality is that 5'2 or 5'3 or whatever his intended canon height is, is VERY short for a man, I know that's the point, small but mean like a wolverine, but it's not short, it's really short, so if always drawn precisely to scale he often would look comical at best in scenes if not actually hard to frame when talking to other male characters because you'd always have to have an angle looking down on him or up from his view, or you'd just get the tops of his hairdo in the frame next to Colossus or whoever
Just get this guy on gear and you got Logan for good 20 years.
KINO.
Nigga I don't eat nuts
Based.
Chad.
I need to actually learn a DPS for the few matches I get where we need one (all of Magik's playtime is from Doom Match, the best mode in the game).
I feel like Wolverine or Storm would probably work for me but I dunno. I'd commit to Magik but she feels too comp-dependent and situational in an actual match.
Never.
Storm probably won't work for you since you're more experienced with attacking close up.
Also consider a mid-range like Scarlet witch, she's also flexible in any comp (but shit at some maps...)
Kek.
She farts in her sleep
Luna gets an ult nerf and multiple other buffs as compensation because she's the devs sweet baby
Thor and Jeff get shot in the head and dropped in a ditch
I think Jeff deserved something because it was annoying to have retarded DPS Jeffs not even bothering to heal their team but this was overboard
Does Loki's ult count towards other character's achievements?
I'm pretty sure it still counts you as Loki so no?
drop the game cuz no one plays tanks no more
they nerf tanks even more
lol
no one plays tanks no more
Sounds like a (You) problem but Emma, Groot, and Magneto are still meta
it hasent been my problem for months. I just came here to laugh at you
Nice try but I get tank players in all my matches
Black cat is the better gf
hotter
not a disgusting ginger
can fight
When my dick plugs her asshole
Anon art doesn't counts
Only 60s-mid 90s is canon
The nerfs and buffs are nonsensical in this patch. Too much is changing and feels like the devs are just changing shit for the sake of it. Luna is gonna ult once a match and Thor is gonna get gang raped by shooters before he can do anything lol
Thor nerfs
Why?
redownload game
first game is an easy win
second game is a complete stomp
WOW WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED???
presses E on whoever you dive
Because you're playing a tank chud, not some dps hybrid loser. Now hold up you shield for me like a good little goy and don't even think about engaging the enemy without my permission little BITCH. DPSgods own you.
Are we about to experience a tank strike?
I respect the fact that these chinks are trying to learn a language but I legit don't understand what the fuck they're saying. It doesn't help that he cant get into details either.
charges rightclick on spiderfucks
one left click after
spider zoomer ded
i will bring peace to this universe, no matter the cost
new chinawank skins
I know the devs are chinese but this is a bit much for a game about comic book characters that has like 80 years of costumes to draw on
Emma bros... how hard is this nerf going to hurt?
That's the weirdest hairline I've ever seen
there would have been one already if tank mains actually existed.
extended laser range is going to outweigh the nerfs easily.
Namor is so lucky <3
it's a slap on the wrist mostly
diamond form was overtuned but this just means she doesn't overkill people anymore and she can't get two grabs off, which was a meme and basically needed perfect gameplay anyway
shield nerf might hurt her a bit more
Because he gets to peer through the window to watch Reed slam his fat elastic cock into Sue?
Namor is a cuck.
Seen so many comments saying they think Ultron's ult looks underwhelming. Good, not every strategist needs to have a map wide heal.
Fuck off
Kek.
Stop making excuses for lazy artists
Reed literally stretched this BITCH as hard as he could
green text healer stall copypasta
If this were the case, why are the devs nerfing dive characters so much, hmm? Why is it that no one can answer that question.
namorfags still seething
I wanna eat Peter's ass