yup, they don't make games like this anymore...
Yup, they don't make games like this anymore
I like Alaska's Last Frontier: Black Ice on the Switch better
Hey it's basedjak
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEE I CAUGHT A CRAB IM GOING INSAAAAAAANE
why are fisher""""men"""" like this?
What the fuck I meant to write basedjak
IT'S ALL THE SAME
ONLY THE NAMES HAVE CHANGED
His expression is probably less about the crab and more about the current storm they're in and the giant wave and the water on the ship and the guy about to get washed away into the sea
Post the so|jak tattoo
Im 99% certain that time I wrote basedjak but maybe I fucked up
He's telling the viewer to hang trannies with the rope he's pointing at or he'll shove that crab up his ass.
And the guy waving in the back will help.
wonder what he's up to
they would censor the crab tits in the remake
I like the flat textured pile of crabs that clips downward into the ground as you throw crabs into the net.
Sure but why is he holding a crab up to my face?
HEY I FOUND THIS COOL CRAB OVER THERE
That's not how it works in real life?
It's like the albatross
You killed the crab and thus caused the storm he's yelling at you because of what you've done before he throws you overboard
SOVL
"hey we should render all these crabs in a pile separately right?"
"nah too much work, the framerate would dip, just have a low polygonal hill with a crab texture that clips no one cares theyre paying us pennies anyhow"
budget titles were always funny for this reason
Sea of Crabs
Is this really what the game looks like?
Damn I would have gotten ripped off hard, I was expecting it to look like the cover tbqh. At least something like those deer hunter games but with fish on a ship
octodad dadliest catch mogs
1 crab causes the Cthulhu entity to recede by like 3 feet
the emphasis on the crab makes it seem like they're attacking the fucking ship
i only know this game because it has an achievement for playing with like 8 other players online and was going to buy it just for that lol
Zoomers unironically will never understand why licensed games like this were kino.
Hybrid Disk
pirate vs ninja
already goty on that basis alone
Hybrid disc my ass, it was just a separate DVD in a paper sleeve.
African tribesman vs Samurai
Gladiator vs Medieval warrior
Reminds me of how the ATHF game comes with 4 episodes of the show because the game was too shitty to sell alone.
They were discontinued because the hybrid disc technology was too costly for them
Grook the berrypicker shunned by his tribe for not hunting mammoth vs depressed salaryman
I'm a zoomer and played all of these games when I was 13, retard. I bet you didn't know there was a third Deadliest Warrior released that was like a shitty chivarly mod on 360 lol
No IRA v Taliban
boo
stop using "zoomers" when you mean "gen alpha", it makes you sound retarded
Okay zoom zoom. Do you need your ADHD medication now?
zoomers were the prime audience for 360 games, you're just stupid
I used to fucking love this show
I don't even know why, something about it was comfy and satisfying watching them catch a shitton of crabs
Hey wait it doesn't look as shitty as I was expecting it to be?
pirate starts the round by lighting a giant joint and aim his flint gun at whoever he's facing while shit talking
yeah goty
How did he get away with eating so much non-kosher food?
All those little bumps sticking out of the crab reminds me of my dick
boomer and zoomer always just meant people older and younger than you