Why is it so fucking Red?

He thinks the Switch 2 will ever be hackable.

Name a Nintendo console that didn't have piracy.

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what did xe mean by this

What does Anon Babble think of the Japanese N64 box?

The fuck you mean now? Were you born yesterday?

Red vs Blue competition is human nature. See politics, sports etc
And Sony is already Blue while xbox is irrelevant

Switch 1 was lucky to be hacked due to a large fuckup by NVIDIA. Later Switch models can't be softmodded without modchip to replicate the vulnerabilities of the first model Switches.

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Zoomer

Switch 1s that weren't the launch SKU. Switch Lite, Switch OLED, Switch 2

Wut? They do have piracy.

Switch 1 was lucky to be hacked due to a large fuckup by NVIDIA. Later Switch models can't be softmodded without modchip to replicate the vulnerabilities of the first model Switches.

All of that is irrelevant when pic related exist. Also, my question was "name a Nintendo console that didn't have piracy".

That's due to the Siwtch 1 cartridge reader source code being leaked from the Nintendo Gigaleak. Switch 2 will be different.

Then nothing doesn't have piracy because everything can be hacked theoretically

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they already sell the mig as "working with swtich 2"

Nintendo can remotely brick switch 2 consoles now if they detect cheating rather than just banning you from Online, in fact if your account is on a banned console and you sign in on it for switch 2 they might just brick you

How do they know it works?

That's not a thing.

remotely brick switch 2 consoles

kek good luck doing that on an offline console, corporate cocksucking retard
idk, probably tested in factory

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How fucking young are you?

Look it up. Nintendo got permission and now has the ability. You need to go online to set the switch 2 up initially.

youtube.com/watch?v=WHdZobsZ-J0

This is their first home console

Nintendo's first consoles were the Color TV-Games (gen 1 consoles). I swear some of you know nothing about gaming history before gen 3.

Just looked it up and I was correct.

are you fucking 12? you sound fucking stupid af

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(You)
The Nintendo logo has always been red

Nintendo may render the applicable Nintendo device permanently unusable in whole or in part.

Yes, they will brick your console for having any pirated games on there. Not just ban the account.

enjoy your paperweight retards

retard how are they going to brick shit if you never go online or just take out the mig when you do.

there is no magic avoiding this. eat a cuck and pirate every nintendo game like real men do.

youtube

Lol not this time.

Donkey Kong BAZINGA

Does this apply to imported games? I have a lot of Japanese variants of games, they haven't been very clear on if the switch 2 is region free like the first switch was

1. Their new cartridge DRM doesn't require online to brick you.
2. They can build it into the firmware, which need to be updated to play games already
3.People get banned for silly accidental sign in and stuff all the time, now instead of a ban, they will brick the console.

The Color TV game systems were less consoles and functioned more like at home game and watch machines, in that you only ever had "the one game" for them. CTV Game-6 for example had six "games" but they were all variations of pong. Game 15 was more pong, Game 112 was dedicated to racing games, and Game Block Kazushi had arkanoid/breakout.

they don't know it works, as of right now apparently the switch 2 systems are locked down until you do an update including switch 1 games and even the higher speed micro sd cards.

source: some random crap about people getting the console early since it is showing up in stores now and they can't do anything with it until launch due to needing an update for literally everything to work.

it's not region free, the Jap switch 2 is cheaper because it's region locked to japan. Will they brick you for playing or trying to play imported games? probably not, but if they detect any software or hardware mods absolutely.

That they have the ability, the desire and the right to brick consoles now rather than ban accounts is very significant.

you have no idea what you're talking about you're a fucking retard, go to bed kid.

I dont hax

youtube.com/shorts/VRAPbWhfu7w

That's literally every single gen 1 system you retard. They were still called "consoles" regardless.

the eshop is even an eyesore now.

Assblasted nintendie, yeah Nintendo is anti-consumer.

yeah, i'm sure the illegal russian chip will totall protect your console from remote bricks LOL retard.

I miss the sliver logo

Nintendo will brick your console anyway once you hit 18 years old and need to grow up and get a life.

probably just nostaliga, i prefer the red logo as i had it before it went silver.

Well that sucks, region locking without a bypass is a deal-breaker for me. I've got a second NES (Well, really a famicom), a second gamecube, and dremel'd out plastic in my N64 and SNES to play imports. If they're really ALL going to be region locked then I'm VERY hesistant.

But that's wrong you retard. The magnavox odyssey, which came out 5 years before any of Nintendo's color tv game systems, had screen set ups for soccer, tennis, baseball, skiing, etc. etc.
With Nintendo it was just shit like pong and "pong but with 2 paddles on each side instead of 1" or "pong but the paddles are smaller" type shit.

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where were you the last fucking decade?

The other anon is only partially correct. The non-region locked global variant still being sold in Japan for more money, meaning it will almost certainly support japanese games too

nintendo can brick your console using japanese magic that doesn't require internet i swear

do you even hear yourself retard

Retard anon it’s only region locked if you by the Japanese only switch.

reminder that shit has also been on microjeet and snoy's TOS for far longer than nintendo's
at most you will just get the console banned from online play

I'm 37 lol

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Well maybe Nintendo shouldn't be so darn secretive with everything, it took forever for a definitive answer on how game key cards work and how switch 1 title upgrade carts work

You know the switch 2 is a computer right? they can code it to brick if it detects an anomaly easily ( likely related to the cartridge / game IDs) Better hope you fool it and future proof that consistently. "i'm never going online!" well better figure out hacking before you even set the thing up.

hahahaha you have no idea how a computer works, much less DRM. you're fucking retarded.

hungier

Update at launch (like any console, except it's bad this time)

Cartridges

Red

This thing's doomed to fail.

What a pointless distinction to make. Gen 1 consoles all came with the games built into it. That is what defined gen 1. It doesn't matter how many games they had they were all part of the first generation of video game consoles. "Console" is still a completely accurate way to describe the color tv-games.

Also, the magnavox "games" were mostly make believe anyway. All the players could do was move the same fucking 2 squares regardless of what screen you put over your tv.

i own an odyssey 1 and it is barely functional, there is no computer logic at all and most games only work with a second player.

the switch cards just change the analog nature of the square produced, for example the "roulette" game does nothing more than throws the square in a random direction and nothing more, you use the plastic overlay to infer what it means.

it was more basic than even a pong clone console.

NTA but with so few games getting localized these days, it's pretty much a soft region lock.
If you buy the international switch not only you still have to learn japanese anyway thanks to trannylators writing fanfics at best (and this has been the case for 2 decades now) assuming the game is localized at all, you also have to use the JP eshop to do so which is a pain in the ass with point cards now that they banned gaijin (((payment processors))) and only allow payment from cards with japanese addresses.

cope and seethe with your brick little guy. I'm sure you will be absolutely shocked " how could this happen! I no go online!"

Yeah, but it's no different than the switch

you're assuming i would buy this shit lol. i'm just here to call out how stupid you are

Why is it so fucking Red?

Everything about the system is designed to make people angry.

heh yeah i'm in the switch 2 thread and know nothing about it but would never ever buy it and would never pirate from my daddy Nintendo!

You aren't fooling anyone ninten drone. Nintendo is bricking switch 2s and you are trying to sweep it under the rug like the cocksucker you are.

Trying to appeal to the west has ruined Japanese games

You aren't fooling anyone ninten drone.

says the guy shilling for nintendo making up lies trying to convince people to buy their overpriced games and never ever pirate again

It was mobile games actually. Japan abandoned the industry. Sales are in the gutter there now.

Eric get ready to suck those doggie cocks

Dude is so far gone he's started arguing with himself.

Nintendo got permission and now has the ability.

They got permission? From who, Elon Musk?

1964-1967

SOVL

Damn, 2006 to 2016 was really a dark time. Fuck wii babies and the nostalgia they have for that piece of shit.

preorders below 750k globally

panic behind the scenes

the BULL has talked

Gamecube and ds era was the best

JP gacha are raping chink and gook ones so hard they have to do kike tier number fumbling to not look pathetic now anon.

preorders below 750k globally

Hahahahahahahaha

Yeah, they're fucked

I'm laughing at you, retard. Predictions are 6-8 million. Over 1 million in japan alone.

wii zoomer

It's time to admit zoomers were born in 2001 at the earliest.

The generational markings say anyone born in '97 to 2012 is a zoomer though.

1889 - 1950

Soul...

Nobody but me bought the dog dick red wiimote

Zoomers start at 97, retard

now Red?

Ugh, I hate zoomers with a passion. Jesus christ.

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Do you think Zoomers know anything before the 21st century?

I do miss grey Nintendo.

PlayStation had a silver theme going on back then too. Come back Y2K chrome era.

I do miss grey Nintendo.

Zoomer faggot. This was the worst era of nintendo bar none