Elf wife confirmed for Dark Heresy?

She's going to cuck you

(FIXABLE) (BREEDABLE)

I'll buy that for a collector's edition

I'm going to give Marz a new brother

Only utter retards think that you'll get a fuckable Eldar woman in this game.
It will be Yrliet tier platonic romance, if even that. GW does not want human x eldar romance shit in 40k.

They better keep to this. Do not give the autismos Raszards want they want!

Marz is the son of the protaginst of Dark Heresy
FAKE NEWS
THE LEFTIST MEDIA IS SPREADING THESE FAKE NEWS TO GET BACK AT REAL IMPERIAL PATRIOTS

Place your bets.

Deldar Wife

Corsair Wife

Clown Wife

Exodite Wife

GW does not want

Noldor straws

I know you are false-flagging, but it's indeed based.
Fuck BG2 and what it did to CRPGs, making them dating sims with their shitty romances and bog-standard elf waifus that need to be included because of said romances.

Its fine
I like my wives getting intimate with each other
Keeps the peace

Let's just hope they go full bdsmcore

Kill the elfcels

GW does not want human x eldar romance shit in 40k.

I know that guy will call you Noldorfag/shitposter, but this part is true. They retconned almost all of the interspecies stuff from 40K and fantasy.

FIXABLE

another psychotic bitch that keeps murdering people for fun while the supposed good guy looks the other way because he's "fixing" her, all while her fans come here desperately trying to convince you that they're actually roleplaying as a good guy

Cry more. No waifu, no buy

Most likely harlequin, they hinted Nocturne will be in Dark Heresy on stream

Camtards...

The waifufags will call anyone who tells them that their fanwank is non canonical and against the vision GW has for 40k Noldorfag no matter what. It is the only cope they have.

Wendog actually

implying the fag delder only counts when you like it

me on the right

Good go play a hentai game. They have tons of elf shit for you types.

Clussy

He's clearly talking about people who justify wenduag on good playtrough
Us camtards are consistent: she is great BECAUSE she is evil

more like dork heresy lol

You don't fix him though. You turn just as degenerate as him, anddd you don't breed him.

Post raszard's porn

Once you establish you can have sex with an unfixed deldar, you accept you can also have sex with a fixed one.

rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=raszard
imgur.com/a/raszard-autism-r0o4Pr0

goalpost movement only works when its subtile

For me, it was the opposite.
If there is eldar romance, no buy.

If they make a good space elf waifu this time they're openly admitting they fucked up with Yrliet. Like, the fact that she betrays you the same way no matter how close you were with her before Act 3 is really fucking stupid, and it makes forgiving her way harder. If you meditated together and she saw you're clearly worth trusting more than some random doodad she found in your mother's study.
She needed special case dialogue in Act 3 for all this stuff where she, bare minimum, has second thoughts and feels extra bad if you forgive her.

I don't get what you're saying, not I said almost all

Imagine if in all of her endings she tortures you to death?
Imagine if her good romance ending is realizing she regrets it after?

Too bad that you are a minority and Owlcat has the surveys to know that.

The "fixed" ones find you disgusting
You don't want a deldar you want Arue shit again

shocked there isn't already a

5'10

6'0

edit for human and the astartes

okay but when do we get the Callidus assassin reveal?
Reserved for dlc?

Yrliet christmas anal session. From his fanfics.

Imagine if her good romance ending is realizing she regrets it after?

I'd defend it as a KINO ending, anons would cry about how cucked it is without realizing just how great of a bittersweet ending it is.

NEED (UN)FIXABLE DARK ELDAR TO IRREVERSIBLY BRICK MY PLAYTHROUGH NOW NOW NOW

do they even celebrate Christmas in the Imperium

Fixing a deldar means he learns to meditate instead of torturing people, it doesn't mean he starts hating humans more, ESPECIALLY if a human is the catalyst for the fixing.
Stop being fucking retarded

If they are removing those it quite funny that they accepted a new (absolutely needless) eldar/human hybrid in Siege of Terra then

Do you find Yrliet leaving you forever as bittersweet too?

Arue out of NOWHERE

She has nothing to do with your deldar meme, bring up Wenduag, she's the one you fix

religion in the reddit emperor imperium

Shows one picture of female Eldar

Entire thread goes about how they'll be the perfect wife, how they'll have sex with her, etc

40k game

What's the correct term for these anons?

Aslo note*

No
ELFCELS. They aren't 40k fans. They just want to fuck a female elf.

off model art

An eldar lady that is that tall WITHOUT heels would be mocked for being a womanlet.

Waifufags.
The bane of any elf discussion.

Obsessed, this applies to all eldarfags.

Coomgoblin elftards

There was no romance with Yrliet.

kill

befriend

marry

fuck

based

Everything with Yrliet was fucked up from the moment they shoehorned her into the Act 3 betrayal. See It should have happened earlier, before she could get to know you, or happen a different way if you're close with her.

I don't consider Yrliet a romance at all. It's honestly kind of bewildering that you even get the cheating dialogue in the game form it.

So this is what the people who want to fuck eldar are like.

Reminder:

Romancefaggotry is literally the number one reason behind RPG popularity and pretty much always has been. I'm not gonna sit here and pretend Baldur's Gate 2 wasn't way more successful than Icewind Dale because the latter was essentially just a top down combat simulator while the former gave you dark elf pussy and let you defeat a god at his own game.
The only thing people remember from the base game Neverwinter Nights campaign is wanting to fuck Aribeth and the most memorable part of its expansion is that you can not only bang her but also end up in a harem end with the bad bitch drow assassin.
What's the biggest discussion topic for final fantasy 7? Tifa vs Aerith.
What's the biggest discussion topic for every purse owner game? Who's best girl. Asuka vs Rei is eternal for a reason.
Secondaries only know about Baldur's Gate 3 but in Original Sin 2 it was the same shit flinging over Sibelle vs Lohse, original sin 1's endings are focused over whether or not your main characters forged a soulforge between each other or not.
Dark Messiah of Might and Magic is remembered for its kick button and Xana's surprisingly loyal and devoted succubus ass.

It turns out that in a genre defined by "slay the dragon, get the girl, be a hero" people care about the "get the girl" part of the fairytale.

Arue is a redeemed succubus you retard. You fags want a female deldar to be like that. "Im so soft and nice now and love humans!" "please human male teach me how to love"

These are not eldarfags.
Eldarfags want to play AS an eldar.
It's the self-inserters (mostly as guardsmen or spehs muhreen) that want waifus. Notice how every pairing here is female eldar + regular ass human.

Anti-waifufags are just as annoying, noldorfag and his copycats should fuck off
All eldarfags are cancer, this is why I didn't want more eldar in this game

elves shouldnt be so cute loveable and fuckable then

correct term

40k fans.
Eldar are literally tall sexy space elves.
The correct term for people like you who want to gaslight everyone into thinking 40k is a sterile, sexless universe are called secondaries.

They have Sanguinala, which is a celebration of Papa Samlng's sacrifice. It is celebrated the same way.

Naw, what I want is a turboautistic Vanus assassin., knife ears are whatever.
But I do want other waifu bros to get theirs, and I'd love 'purity of muh game' faggots to suffer.

Coomers

Neckbeards. Reddit Atheist. Fedora Tipper.
If we're talking 2010s internet.

popularity

Who gives a single fuck if they're popular
a million flies eat shit every day

female eldar + regular ass human.

Same with the Tau and all the anime abhumans the Korean lolicon draws...

The fuck does that make me when I like Craftworld Eldar?

DELDAR GIRL WIFE CONFIRMED (FIXABLE)

FIXABLE

How many times will you fall for owlkeks tricks?

That picture also confirms we're getting a SM/CSM companion, Night Lord was already confirmed, so I'm betting Black Templar for the SM option since it's an Inquisition game, or a Grey Knight. If we're getting a Harlequin power level concerns are out the window, so at that point a Grey Knight would not be out of bounds.

This.
The coomers just want their race mixing fetishes to be included.
Actual Eldar fans know that Eldar are an alien species and any association with humanity only diminishes them and their unique flawor. Nobody who likes Eldar wants eldar and humans to have romantic relationships etc because it only serves to reduce the eldar into waifus for the self inserting retards.

Yeah, and people who call those faggots that post grossly off-model Tau "taufags". It's just wrong. These people are not fans of Tau, they just jerk off to fanart. For coomers, it's always about their self-insert human.

Do you like the eldar besides the anime coom waifu fanart and headcanons?

If the Emperor didn't want me to fuck Eldar they wouldn't be so hot. Simple as.

This anon knows. Even 7th gen garbage like mass effect got heavily carried by waifufags like me.

Hey, if that's an Incubus mercenary gf you actually get some of the morally best the Deldar can offer. The Incubi don't backstab anyone besides their higher-ranking brethren Sith-style and aren't really all that much into causing prolonged suffering. As long as she is properly fed and respected she should be quite manageable.

They aren't hot thought look at the real art

99,99999999999999999999999999999999 of all the sex in the 40k galaxy is between members of the same race, but when a female eldar appears, she is exclusively shipped with another human.
I know you have an Yvraine + Girlyman folder.

But what about the Tau?

The fact that this thread is about 10x as fast as the last two is proof positive most RPG fans only care about what type of girl they're going to be able to fuck in the games they play.

Straight male gamers
Human Male x Female Eldar posting unironically upsets the perfect amount of people, so it's funny. Grogtards who can't handle the idea of a romance story in the setting get upset. Noldorfag and Noldorfag wannabes who seethe uncontrollably at the idea of Human men x Elf women get upset. Actual faggots who are fine with male Eldar getting with Human women but hate the opposite happening get upset, etc. etc. It's just fun. I do hope the character is well written and she has a romance that is actually good though.

Anons need to have sex!

Shadowheart is my hotwife

Do you like the eldar besides the anime coom waifu fanart and headcanons

Yes and I hate Gav Thorpe. So what does that make me?

looks at the real art

hot

>Deldar

Fuck bros I think my brains broken, I read it is DEI dar every time

but when a female eldar appears, she is exclusively shipped with another human

Damn anon, could it be that since GW's customers are human they are more invested in eldar girl liking humans?
Could it be that?

sex with Razard

Wheres her giant boobs and human male cum

Eldar are taller than monkeigh.

How exactly is a game carried by waifufaggotry?
I stopped talking about a couple of games on slash vee slash just because you can't do it without waifufags being obsessed and spamming their slop

JUGGALETTES

IN

SPAAAAACE

I hate eldar

DEI Eldar

kill yourself

GW's customers

You buy the ugly plastic toys and paint them?

A pitiful son of a bitch who loves a faction that is never going to do anything but job forever to make Space Marines look cool.

Oh boy anon, I guess we are not allowed to care about fiction, unless it's centered around us like the selfish-narcissistic faggots we are.

Unmarked mass grave fillers.

Inferior degenerates without personal life

So is Rogue Trader gonna eventually add Tau? Or is the Kroot our only Tau representative?

AoS ayyylves has already fallen but Eldar have been holding out so far

DEIdar

Gimme Choco Eldar wife

Xenos scum.
Suffer not the alien, the mutant, the heretic.

you are only allowed to enjoy a faction if the writers decides to let them win today

What fucked mentality is that?

This

Yeah, you're definitely a pitiful mess on purpose, just to troll people.

I highly doubt they're adding one

It's rare that artists realize this and portray it correctly, though, so most "fans" of Eldar do not know this.

If you bought RT you bought a product licensed by GW who receives money from it
You are their customer

we are not allowed to care about fiction

Huh, could you point in the thread towards whoever said that? I can't find such a post, it would seem you are making shit up to be upset.

Maybe in the second dlc pass

clussy not being taller than the human

yikes

Stop spamming this gay shit

You are certainly a "fan" as well.

Just proves they're not real fans.

only bought it because of Yrliet

OH NO NO NO NO

secret room in the crypts dedicated to an eldar clearly buried with honours

So fucking Xenos is literally in the von Valancious blood. Poor RT never had a chance.

Reminder that Owlcat developers live in Russia and pay taxes that are used to kill white Ukrainians

I pirate their games

never had a chance

The xenos doesn't put out so yeah

I'll buy 5 more collector's editions.

slavs arent white and literally brought over viking chads to rule them

It's all fun and games until they spent a literal week shitposting every single Owlcat thread.

only bought it because of Yrliet

What the fuck are you talking about
I have 500 hours in wotr
I bought it because I like Owlcat games you deranged retard

I respect an artist who actually gets the proportions right, even if they are creating lewd material.

Third DLC about Necrons

Fourth DLC is either an Ork Freebooter or a Votann as a companion.

GW's customers are human they are more invested in eldar girl liking humans?

You boughted it for a elf girl who won't even touch you...

Their studios are in Cyprus and in Armenia, they pay most of their taxes there
Obviously they pay in russia whatever they spend there

Noldorfag is going to have to work overtime now

Third DLC can have just about anything as a companion since it's Trazyn and he has anything and everything in his vaults.

Reminder to all waifufags

The coomers get the ick if the woman is taller than the man.

You just want to fuck a femboy

Votann

Lame no thanks.

That statement does in no way imply anyone who likes eldar girls only specifically buys games for that
You are climbing mirrors because you know your position is utterly retarded

But I'm a waifufag and I don't care about Yrliet

You are their customer

God fuck hell I am.
I take pride in not paying for a single cent of GW plastic. They can go fuck themselves. The setting's good in spite of them, I'll never stop saying it.

If Dark Heresy's cute girls aren't at least on par with the ones in Rogue Trader I'm never going to stop complaining about it.

Based Pasqal. I wish I got this ending.

white Ukrainians

But they aren't

depends on the coomer
you got ss and musclemommy fetishes

Why did he go out of his way to kill her himself?

Maybe Russia could be stopped if Trump had balls and showed it, Iran, North Korea and China who's the Big Daddy by nuking Israeli neanderthals for killing blonde blue-eyed Palestinians.

I want to live in whatever parallel dimension you live in, anon

I stopped caring about Yrliet when they botched her character. And Pasqual only turns out like this if you're a retard and lead him down that path.

Safe horny

no ork freebooter companion to go with your Ogryn companion

There's several of the fuckers now. You've now got an unholy trinity of faggotry

fags copying froggy and posting dumb cuckshit about deldar bulls

fags copying noldorfag and posting male elves while claiming humans are literally monkeys and it's bestiality if an elf fucks a human

fags trying to spin a massive conspiracy that GW is out to fuck straight males because "they let the male elves fuck our women but not vice versa ayeee"

I swear at this point it's time to bust out the Typhon Primaris solution

Pasqal proves once again why the best

Yrliet had it coming

Did you buy rogue trader, mechanicus, vermintide or the total war warhammer games?

Fucking god, this is awful. Does no one tell him that his art blows?

Femcel Inquisitor be fucking Laathyr

It's so annoying they won't because the tau are canonically the easiest race to insert into a mixed group in 40k, and are an interesting foil to all the other characters who have a default hatred of other races.

Not a hard bar to surpass considering the only decent girl in RT was Cassia and she's a mutant with fish gills, yet still somehow the best and most attractive girl compared to the other options available.

The only way you would get this ending is if you are a bitchmade RT that didn't shoot Yrliet on sight to begin with.

Ukrainians

white

The type of coomer that wants human male x eldar female romance in 40k is the type of "muh human dick" sexual conquest HFY faggot that gets upset over the notion that aliens might be superior to humanity in some way. That's why those people seethe in these threads when they are reminded that Eldar are superhuman beings that mog baseline humans in every fucking way, both in terms of their physical abilities, as well as their mental capabilities.

while claiming humans are literally monkeys and it's bestiality if an elf fucks a human

That's true, though.

Ember is the only kind woman.

Make her childlike

Make her un romancable

What did owlkek mean by this.

No. Places like reddit and twitter mass like his stuff. I have no idea why.

I will literally be happy with another Cassia. I would prefer more but I'd be okay with that. So far if they have anything as good as her they're keeping it a secret.

How the FUCK can an investigation minigame work in a similar way to what Owlcat usually does?
Do they even have the writers talented enough for something cool like that?

Story heavy games ie RPG's see a lot of discussion about characters and plenty of people play them primarily for the characters and the way the story develops around them.

Ember is the only kind woman

She's not though

Was he really wrong, though?

any one got more art from old RT RPG books?

Nice try but they ran away from that authoritarian shithole.

He's probably you and you need to kill yourself

She isn't even that childlike. She should have been a romance option but Owlcat are fucking cowards. Heal her burns with your love, protect her because she's too selfless to think of herself, etc.

and she's a mutant with fish gills, yet still somehow

Those are all positives that make her more attractive, if you disagree, you're gay

Based Pasqual

Are Russians?

She literally dreams about playing with children

You can probably find the books on Anon Babble

she isn't even childlike

posts art of her where she is clearly childlike

Reminder that Owlcat developers live in Russia

They don't. They moved to Cyprus physically.
Plus they are all fucking liberals and even signed "stop war" petition in the 2022.

Just look at their faces, they are soi, lmao

white Ukrainians

Oinkrainians are not white. They are mix of semite jews and tataro-mongols. Only Donbass is white and Donbass choosed to be with Russia.

If you could have romanced Ember she would've been the #1 choice for sure, yeah.

All the minor boner rage on the Internet over that hen felt forced to me. Donna and even mosquito "daughter"-swarms were prettier. That's just some ogre older lady (not anime, unsexy) who is also evil.

She is childish did you play the game?

Thanks for the reminder to buy this game.

Where the fuck is my tau wife?

Emberpedo... not everyone is like you

Im unironically worried about this shit. Owlkeks puzzles suck ass, hopefully they wont go full on cryptic shit like in wotr

It buffles me that there's not an Exodite army yet. It's elves on dinosaurs. Why are they so dumb?

This is Russia village. You tell me is it white men settlement or not.

Typical of a waifufaggot to see a character and the discussion around them trough the lense of gooning.
No shit people talk about characters in rpgs, but romance and gooning or goshing about best girl in only a small part of it which gets blasted out by coomers
You are a retard nigger

HOLY FUCKING SEX

I want either a female Haemonculus or a clown

Most of the current Owlcat developers are literally Ukrainian turncoats that still live in Russia
Their office in Cyprus can't even accommodate a tenth of all their developers

Go to r34 right now and confirm your theory

Ethnic russians - yes

She's selfless and has a Jesus allegory, that's not really childish. It's not really innocence, she's seen bad things and chooses to be kind anyways. She's smart enough to understand things adults do.
She's too tall. I know, elf blood and all that, but I can't see her as a kid when she stands shoulder to shoulder with grown men.

There's an archival site that has all the RT AP and splat books on it, dubious scanning quality on some (not all are ebooks)

choosed

saar...

IMAGINE if the fixing was some kind of inquisitional brainwashing. Can we get this level of smut into the game by the POWER of female writers?

Didn't this game get like a 54/100 or something?

Ember: Let's play hide and seek! Wait, what am I saying? You'll just find me right away.

I remember the 20 year olds wanting to play hide and seek with me!

i want to sex and eldar knowing full well they are better than me in every concedmgr2ivable way

UKRAINE BELONGS TO RUSSIA, WE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE

But we are white while they are not btw

What causes this mental illness? Are they russians or not?

Who cares? Literally nobody.

They haven't even gotten deldar out of half squatted finecast hell yet. Although they did leak a lady malys mini a few months back so maybe they'll finally fix it

a game thats not out yet? also where? one specific website?

She's smart enough to understand things adults do

She literally doesn't even realize what you're doing when you fuck Wendog, you're delusional, Ember is constantly being called a kid. At best she's a teenager who's so retarded she might as well be a kid

I'm still baffled as to how we still don't have a Dark Mechanicus or Traitor Guard army as well. GW is just retarded.

I don't get why can't elffags just shitpost about elf x human normally, why do they try to convince everyone that it's canon in the setting?
That Eldar women would fuck human men en mase is not something GW says in lore
Maybe it's possible in a few isolated cases at beast, but these guys are acting like this is Mass Effect

She's a cute young Elf who needs to be protected. Easy victory over two psychopathic cannibalistic serial killers, an ancient hag, and the queen of whores with hundreds of thousands of miles of cock to her name. To be fair almost anyone could take a victory against such "competition".

Once captured I would shove her in a sensory depravation chamber
As time passes, the lack of stimulus would make her go insane as she feels slaanesh gripping her soul

She would beg on her knees to be let out and have someone to kill, she would promise to serve the inquisitor MC as a slave if necessary. And if she misbehaves? Back in the sensory depravation chamber, but after humiliating her in several ways.
They think they are tough shit but I'm much more deranged than the average Deldar

>UKRAINE BELONGS TO RUSSIA

True

WE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE

Not true

Ukraine is part of Russian influence sphere and belongs to Russia. The OWN Ukraine. But we also own Armenia, Moldova, Tajikistan, Kazahstan, Uzbekistan and Azerbaijan.
There are no white people, yet we OWN these countries because they are part of our sphere of influence

elftard reveals he wants to fuck kids

I want this existing faction but with spikes.

Green stuff it you lazy nigger.

Ukrainian turncoats

If they weren't baptized by killing Russians or endorsing it, they were never true Ukrainians anyway and truly are ork spies or colonizers in the Borderland.

Rogue Trader?
Yes, by PC gamer, who gave Gollum a 64
They were rightfully laughed at

They aren't 40kfags, they just play because of the 10m romance.

Argenta's mere existence proves you wrong, if a character is popular then they're going to be popular regardless if they have a romance or not. Argenta not having a romance didn't stop her fans, it just made them beg for it, but they still love her.
Oh and of course, the only thing the Emberpedo cares about is virginity anyway, so in truth you don't even like her, if they dropped a single line implying Woljif popped her cherry or something you'd drop her immediately.

Owlcat themselves said Ember is not a child, though.

If eldar just gave their women to the imperium the two species could unite and the eldar could go to the emperor to save their souls instead

Because for these people they don't give a shit about the setting, it's just window dressing for a simulacra of experiencing intimacy?

You get really tall 40k humans and, presumably, short eldar tho.

After throwing a hissyfit when asked to make her romanceable before, wtf?

No kid looks like Ember, and while she has some childish quirks, she has a lot of things in her character no child has. What people want is kindness, and in WotR, none of the girls are fucking kind (with the exception of Arue post-brainwashing)

I won't but I bet Cammy is unknowingly stomping the blood ogre into the ground and she is not even Chun-li. I also bet that the best fanart with her has her look like some different, younger lady.

australia

not chinese sphere

literally gets called a teenager in-game

and a kid, constantly

"NOOOOO SHE'S AN ADULT"

Don't care, the game's info overrides whatever the fuck the devs may say post launch

What would happen in an elffag from these threads got isekai'd into 40K and landed on an Aeldari Craftworld?

Double kibbles my beloved

I want actual army rules damnit.

why do they try to convince everyone that it's canon in the setting?

Because these are not elf-fags, they are self-inserters, Imperiumfags, HFY-faggots.
Most genuine fans of eldar don't want these types of romances to be canon.

Arue wasn't brainwashed and in truth you don't care about that, it just bothers you that she's not a virgin.

God I thought Emberfuckers were just pedos but her being a virgin was the reason. She's had a hard life, high chance she's been raped, so they still lost.

two eldar maybe one is a harlequin or ynnari (but it’s probably the same as rogue trader)

normal human

kroot

space marine (probably grey knight)

OGRYN

Cowabunga

this is what thirdies actually believe

Ember has had sex with dirty hobos and village peasants for food anon. She also groomed the tiefling rogue.

Idk I would probably be executed for sexual harrassment

The only countries that are in your spehere of influence are those that you can influence,

Yes. Theat's why we are putting jewkranians in place RIGHT now and their losses are 22 oinkrainian to 1 Russian

Jewkraine is a rebellious province that decided to turn in to a terrorists just in spite and resentment towards Russians

They are now white, yet they rightfully belong to us and we will take what is ours BACK.

high chance she's been raped

She consented to fucking the Kenabres oji-sans because it made them happy

Look up the lost and the damned.

fuck off to Anon Babble

Traitor Guard

Use cults rules, don't use demons or chaost marines, just cultists and armor.

Dark Mechanicus

Just play mechanicus.

Arue's very nature as a succ being changed by Desna was literal brainwashing. Yes, she can still fall again, but her natural instincts to be an evil bitch were suppressed. And she acts like a fucking cultist for Desna a lot of the time.
That's why her redemption doesn't feel as earned as it should.

It’s just Macha the Ever-Virgin. Don’t mind her.

Eldar women would reverse gangbang them and race to be impregnated by superior human prime genestock

Why do you keep bringing up HFY. What sort of mental illness do you have that you hate yourself and Humanity so much that the idea of a Human man romancing an Elf woman (Something that has been a staple of fantasy setting since the fucking beginning of them.) Is such a taboo idea that you need to rage about it on an anonymous Chinese silkworm breeding forum

ALL alien women belong to human men

but her natural instincts to be an evil bitch were suppressed

They literally weren't, they're still there.

And she acts like a fucking cultist for Desna a lot of the time

She's one of the tamest worshippers I've ever seen, she's not even a paladin or a cleric of Desna, so wrong.

How would female Eldar react to reading this thread?

Not liking HFY doesn't mean that you hate yourself. Some people just like a non-human faction more than other things for various reasons. It's called personal preference.
It's not a taboo idea, but it's also a tiresome trope that doesn't fit 40k.
You have a million shitty isekai if you want an anime girl with pointy ears fawning over a stupid self-insert to pander to your fragile ego.

Imperial Trvth
BANG THE XENOS
LOVE THE XENOS
IMPREGNATE THE XENOS

What is HFY? Qrd?

With utter disgust

Deldar wife would be a colossal DORK

Cope, faggots, she was never a child and Owlcats canon > your headcanon.

The skip the cringe "de jure claim" cope and admit it's just a war for conquest, retard.

Imperial Truth also shits all over xenos and is literally humanity first
What you seem to want is the Interex

Humanity Fuck Yeah

Anon Babble used to have quite nice short story threads of that sort

OK
HEAR ME OUT
Delder waifu that is terrible at being evil and is a big silly klutz

You will never fuck a real female elf!

Only human womens have proven themselves fallen to superior cocks, be they eldars or tyranids
Because waifufags want to have a self-insert in this universe but have the most unusual waifu at same time, and canon doesn't matter for them

Humanity Fuck Yeah, it's basically the idea that in sci-fi universes Humans should be the dominant, ultimate species.

Needs be a in the Wych cults or it's a bust.

"Humanity, Fuck Yeah". A type of story (often for sci-fi settings) that features humans being cool, or interesting (in comparison to aliens/fantasy races) or badass. Over time, devolved into mindless wanking of human self-inserts that slaughter aliens by the millions (and fuck their woman) because the author says so.
WE BREATHE ROCKET FUEL

India is independent

Pakistan and Sri Lanka controlled by china

lmao, pajeets are so obvious

forced to become an harlequin after the inquisitor points out how silly she is

The Imperium is diverse in inclusive now chud.
Get with the times
We love xenos here.
Guilliman told us so

Only at the very lowest mud-levels, and people for whom that guideline is intended will never see a xeno anyway
Inquisitors are serious people and frequently deal with aliens. Likewise on many worlds on the periphery of the imperium, trading with aliens is a fact of life which the authorities tolerate
The imperium is very large and varied, and most of the meme shit applied mainly to hive worlds

Why do you waifufags always want your waifus to be like children?

implying women arent always childish

dork = child

Are you merely pretending or are you actually retarded?

First, this is not a war. If it were a war, Russia would have used its entire arsenal of weapons, including nuclear ones, as well as its full mobilization reserve of 20 million people.

Second, you cannot capture what already BELONGS to you. There can’t be an SMO to seize your own kitchen. It’s ALREADY yours. Ukraine is ALREADY ours. It belongs to us. It’s within our sphere of influence. We OWN it, but a group of people in the form of Zelensky’s junta decided to play terrorists. And for that, they’ll get a punch in the face.

You want her dumb and innocent

They should have had Achilleas be the traitor even with Yrliet on board, and have the drama be that everyone assumes it was her doing until you discover it wasn't

the 10 ft tall sadistic murderer is a child because she is a little silly

Actually retarded

Do 40K waifufags even care about anything other than the girl being an elf?
Just like Raszard they never portray an Eldar's personality correctly and just imagine her as a typical anime girl

Gooners lack imagination.

Well sometimes they want a Tau with huge blue boobs. RT had a albino fish girl.

dumb

No shit we still talking about women

First, this is not a war

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
THE SPECIAL OPERATION WILL CAPTURE KIEV ANY DAY NOW BLYAT

GW's customers are human

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

No I want her to be autistic and spill spaghetti as she shows off her knife collection because she was vatgrown and has absolutely no clue what to do in a social situation

The elf in front of you is young — still an adolescent, by the standards of their long-lived folk. A childish, carefree smile plays on her face, and her wandering eyes linger on you for just a moment before darting off again into the distance. Terrible scars cover her body, and a few of her fingers are missing. A crow sits on her shoulder, observing you with its clever black eyes

I would go with nonchalant eye rolling or extreme homicidal disgust, depending on the Craftworld Eldar in question.

Exactly childish. Is Yrliet a teenager?

Good, another Owlcat W.

Don't bring my wife into this, navigators don't have a following and they barely have any porn, Cassia is popular because she's Cassia

Deldar waifu is Yrliet in the case where the RT left her in Commorragh
She's still a fuckup

Ukranians=Russians=gentlemen of african descent with mismatched skin color

A new god comparable to Slaanesh would be born from all the horny posting

The pointy ears are just window dressing for them. It's just some standard waifu + 0,1% more different than a regular human.

Her personality pretty much is tsundere anime girl

Not my problem, hohol

She explains how she's just finished her Path of Awakening (Eldar space high school)
And now she's started her Path of the Outcast (Eldar space drifter, not a real job)
So she's about 19 or 20 in Eldar terms

Oh, and also, in her memories kept aeon ending she remains the same, even though this time she's forced to stay as a demon. Her instincts weren't suppressed by Desna, she does it herself by simply holding them back.

Young != child, dumbass. You legitimately have it from the horses mouth itself that she's not a kid and yet you are still coping, pathetic. Frankly it makes no sense for Ember to be a kid to begin with, there is no way anyone would be fine with her being on the Crusade if she was an actual, genuine child.

This thread has gone to shit
Noldorfag was right

It seems to me that owlcat does have a lack of traditional female romances which really pairs rather unfortunately with their enjoyment of bittersweet endings though that primarily seems to be in the Pathfinder series and I gave up on that after getting the castle in Kingmaker; regrettably it just was not my kind of setting. That being said it is rather amusing how the two most romantic partnerships and the most courtly are with a heavily mutated navigator and a Death cultist, their paths were borderline traditional if excuse the circumstances. I'd say on the topic of Yrliet they should either have never made her a romance in the first place or reword her ending to be more open ended, if someone is fine with the no touching then they have it but if someone expects more physical contact then they can factor that into it. Ultimately it is a little ridiculous to police other people's ideas of romance even if you disagree lorewise and to be blunt the Flagship of the dynasty is pickme tier with all its customisations, room and secrets plot devices.

I literally told you that she's referred to as a teenager and a kid, if you want to cope you can call yourself an ephebophile, either way she's underage and they're not going to let you romance that

there is no way anyone would be fine with her being on the Crusade if she was an actual, genuine child

You can literally recruit child soldiers when playing azata

You know what?
Screw Aeldari waifus.
Give me a customizable servitor with big tits.

Im pretty sure Gaybor or Lann said she shouldn't be on the battlefield. In Gaybor's case she reminds of his CHILD daughter.

innocent

At what age do you say innocence ends? I'm expecting a rather depressing answer.

It's really surprising it's taken so many so long to realize Noldorfag was a true hero all along.

Yrliet would be a lot better received if she had better ending slides
Everything else exactly the same, just more satisfying endings

deldar

innocent

What's your definition of traditional. Is having a love triangle traditional? What are some trad romance options in crpgs?

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME ADHERE TO THE LORE, MY HUMAN SELF INSERT WOULD EASILY MAKE THE SUPERIOR ELF GIRL THAT IS FASTER, SMARTER, STRONGER THAN HIM IN EVERY WAY AND SEES HIS RACE AS INFERIOR, SHE WOULD BE SUCKING HIS COCK IN SECONDS!!!!

Irrelevant, Owlcat flat out said she's not a child, so she isn't. It's their game, not yours, they wrote her, not you, so your head canon and what you want her to be does not matter. She's just a young adult, albeit a traumatized one.

Its clear Mr. GW hates straight white men because I can't fuck a female eldar!!!?

noldorfag killed himself tho cause he's a tranny, there are only cheap copycats now

head canon

I'm literally quoting the game

I want a malfunctioning Necron with robo-dementia as a companion

Coomers in the gaming industry are just as much a cancer as WOKE activists. Both groups are people lacking intelligence and indulging their degenerate morality.

A normal game shouldn’t have romances. Period.

Yes

All that butthurt whining and in the end Owlcat will still have to give waifus, because otherwise: goodbye sales

why do only 2 of them have nipples?

Innocent

Nobody said innocent
We want to have something to fix

But a deldar IS capable of normal emotions like an eldar, they are just repressed in their society
Which means the deldar girl could be absolutely flustered from seeing humans express their softer emotions so often
That is kino

And they will, just not eldar ones

Anon was right, it's way too easy to make you upset.

AAAAAARGH BUT BY THE POWER OF WISHFULFILLMENT DECADES OF LORE HAVE TO BE REWRITTEN SO THAT THE POINTY EARS ACT LIKE IN MY ANIMU PORN

You don't own shit. You don't even own the house you live in, you lack the balls to say "no" to the construction company paving over your local park to put another highrise, you don't know your neighbours names and you will never buy a car younger than 15 years. You are a deluded serf trying to find self-worth by licking the boots of your owners, the same boots that will kick your face in the moment they feel like it.

You quoted her being referred to as young, especially for an Elf, that does not make her a child. She is bare minimum in her mid twenties, and in no D&D setting including Pathfinder do Elves have a slower maturation rate physically or mentally than other races, they simply live much, much longer.

No you aren't getting a ditzy uwu retarded deldar wife you fix

This is so true, Owlcat owes me sex.

Oh, they will

Isn't the Necron equivalent to dementia the fucking Flayer Virus?

Nobody cares what some fat greasy lorecuck thinks.

Not really my point but I suppose if you get them young enough and throw them to the Aeldari to raise it might work out.
It really doesn't help that she leaves either way. You could keep it bittersweet if you really must but it feels pointless to me. I usually just run her as a friend if I am going non-dogmatic.
Reading how to court a lady with Cassia and taking Kibellah to a ball and being a gentleman to her are the two that spring out to me. I would also say just compare their dialogue during a romance compared to Jae, I have no delusions about Jae being who she is.

trad romance options

Honestly very few when you really look at it though that does not make them inherently bad but were you playing as some kind of knight or holy man then it does handicap your rp if the girls are varying flavours of non-vanilla.

She is bare minimum in her mid twenties

lmao what kind of turbo cope is this? at least say 18

An Eldar woman WILL NEVER FUCK A HUMAN MALE

No you aren't getting a ditzy uwu retarded deldar wife you fix

Deldar wife will also have a big happy family ending btw

this but unironically
making a elf gf in a rpg isnt going to ruin the lore
its not like the table top is going to some start including dating elements in the game just because one instance hfef occurred
calm the fuck down

With another male deldar bvll

Waifufags

Deldar wife will skin you alive and chop your balls off

SHE WAS ONLY 110 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK

PLEASE Owlchads, make the female Eldar be even more humiliating than Yrliet, I want to see elf coomers break

What's amusing to me is that both sides are insane in this, the guys wanting to fuck Elf girls are obsessive autists who demand they get their pointy eared girlfriend no matter the cost, and the other side somehow believe they have a righteous, moral imperative to stop this from happening for some reason. Quite entertaining, honestly.

keep it bittersweet if you really must but it feels pointless to me

Yes it's jarring
All that buildup and a weak payoff
Poor writing in those slides
They're all pretty bad, Idira's ending is partially self contradictory

Whilst I appreciate the spirit of the defenders of the lore, I just wish they weren't wasted on an Owlcat game.

Quite entertaining

I find it extremely annoying

making a elf gf in a rpg isnt going to ruin the lore

It is, though.

Necron waifu?

some reason

Waifufags are annoying?

The Flayer Virus is a specific curse from the C'Tan. A lot of the Necrons have varying levels of delusion/madness, like Nemesor Zahndrekh who thinks all the aliens he's fighting are rival Necrontyr forces.

Jae already exists

no it isnt
shooting orcs in space marine games is still gonna be the same no matter how many elf pussies you slay in this game

It felt borderline grimderp to me, whilst I understand the setting does not play into the fluffier side of things it was almost spiteful in my opinion how it played out. Similar to how the option of taking Eldar aboard the Flagship will always lead to them being lynched, just remove the option or have them not accept.

I could swear Noldorfags are disgruntled white supremacist who saw too much Anon Babble demoralization and gave up on white girls.
Now they can only desperately try to save their adopted replacement race from getting colonized by BHC in fantasy worlds

moral imperative to stop this from happening for some reason

There is, 40K lore shall not be butchered for elf-coomers and having catering to elf-coomers will objectively make the IP worse

You know, ork-fags have it really good. Wouldn't want that to ruin for you. Usually getting fun content, the occasional game. And even if they often die in the lore, it's okay, because there will always be more. Unlike when Eldar are written to be jobbers.
It's good to like something non-human that doesn't have females, I guess.

But anon, the grognards will SEETHE if we start necrongirlposting....

Actually that's wrong, she's 109-110, she says she was born when the Worldwound opened so that would be her age.

Every thread eventually devolves into the same desperate cries from these needful.

All that buildup and a weak payoff

That's what Yrliet felt after her first time in bed with the RT

no matter the cost

I'm just shitposting, I will enjoy the game even if it has 0 romance options

But I would enjoy a deldar girl if Owlcat put her in the game, yes, of that I am guilty

Arue was purified and revirginized, btw

shooting orcs in space marine games is still gonna be the same

Yeah, because that isn't about Eldar at all.
Eldar not being your bog-standard waifus (and to a lesser extent, warhammer fantasy elves) is one of the things that sets them apart from so many other pointy eared races across media. It's something that really displays the disparity between humans and Eldar in the lore.
You just don't want waifufaggots to write a fictional race. It always ruins everything about them that isn't waifufaggotry.

That would mean you (or they) would consider the Eldar to be the white equivalent and the Imperium the subhuman savage equivalent, though, which is amusing in and of itself.

Pretty sure I remember a girl necron from that one trazyn book.
Goofy trickster necron waifu or I'm not buying it.

Rouge Trader style game but you play as an Eldar Corsair complete with 2-3 romance paths with one of them being a Dark Eldar who leads you astray

Pay me or just do it please, I need some Eldar content that isn't Dawn of War

look at the real art

the real art:

Oof...

Yrliet

First time in bed with the RT

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Thats from like the 80s doesn't count now

goofy

Did I read that right? You want to FUCK A MINOR?
How could you, you PEDOPHILE

Eldar on Eldar

You madman. What twisted mind would ever write the pointy ears romancing among themselves?

The only thing that this proves is that adding Eldar to 40k games ruins discussion of said game. I would have rather had a bro ork companion at this point.

This is a perfectly nice looking dev team

A dying race, once ruling the galaxy unopposed and with unlimited prospects, now about to be swallowed by the dirty monkey hordes after falling into degeneracy

Yeah accident I am sure

HFY chudcels need to be driven to suicide by Owlchads and other 40K media makers, utterly humiliate them and make sure they know that not even in their fantasies they are incel trash that a female elf would never touch
They are not "superior humans" they are genetic waste that should be killed. That they are so disgusting a female Eldar would rather damn hersoul to Slaanesh than be along in a room with a HFY chudcel

Deldar wife will try shitty pickup lines, give you flowers etc.
Then you find a guide to courtship in her quarters, which despite having studied it religiously, she still cocks it up because she got the sexes switched up.

Eldar being your bog-standard waifus

would be better lore position for them now than doing nothing ever

I'm just saying I find it funny that means the Imperium is the equivalent to sub-Saharan Africans to the Eldars British Empire.

Dark eldar aren't the cool eldar though.
The race doesn't make any fucking sense. I hate it when you just have "le evil faction" in a setting with massive world building. What's the deldards tax policy? When they're just horrors it works, like if they were characters and just kind of pop up like the cenobites. But as a faction with armies it's retarded.

But what if love can bloom on the battlefield though?

female Eldar would rather damn hersoul to Slaanesh than be along in a room with a HFY chudcel

Based we need this in DH

umm it doesn't count chud because an arbitrary amount of time passed

I see the same logic being used by redditors and sharties claiming that Anon Babble isn't an anime website anymore
WHOOPS FOUND A MUCH MORE RECENT OFFICIAL IMAGE OF AN ELDAR ANYWAY

HFY chudcels

Have been fucking different races such as elves, half-elves, drow, asari, quarian, turian etc
Chudcels are winning, sorry

None of the factions in 40k make any sense

GW inserting lore-destroying inclusivity is okay but appealing to heterosexual men is too far

almost spiteful

Like the iconoclast ending
The Imperium doesn't like you having due process and free elections so they invade
Now that categorically IS lore breaking
The imperium doesn't care how you run your sector so long as the tithes keep coming and you worship the emperor, and you're never accused of failing at that

They will never touch an Eldar and Mass effect died rightfully.

Is the Obiwan inquisitor still canon ?

Eldar focused game

Hasn't happened in over 20 years, and it'll stay that way.
GW doesn't care about a project if it doesn't focus on the Imperium, and nobody in the community gives a damn about Eldar except a few autists.

What's the deldards tax policy?

10% suffering of every captured slave.

The bigger issue is that any necron still lucid enough to fool around like that would be a lord or higher and combined with the natural necrontyr tendency towards megalomania pretty much pigeonholes any potential femcron companion into being a super snooty ojou-sama.

Try to stay on topic, because we're talking about eldar, and I've just posted an official GW image of an eldar that's not from "like the 80s"

Thats what all the Marine products and wanking is for idiot

A desperate one

40K period doesn't make sense my dude, it's not a setting you take seriously, it's just a fun setup for cool dudes in power armor to fight crazy monster things.

ctrl f "eldar"

118 results

ctrl f "elf"

61 results

This can just be the Eldar sex discussion general at this point

What's the worst thing Owlcat can do next game to completely destroy human male xenofucker self insert fantasy fags?

Owlcat has never made a good elf or eldar romance

She's just 'avin a li'l bi' of a giggle

Yes, and it's based.

They can't, the games are meant for them.

It's bad enough that people want to fuck that thing on the left...
But somewhere, someone wants to fuck the thing on the right (female)

sex

only 18 results

it's over...

Space Marines

Heterosexual

Listen, man, I've got some things to tell you...

tf is a noldorfag you weird coomer retard

There will probably be a taucow thread soon, have faith

Have the Eldar woman give a hour long speech how humans are disgusting beasts and kill herself on the spot after your character flirts with her.

I love hope about having a cute tau wife every minute bro...

Lurk more, newfag.

marinetards think this looks cooler than an eldar wraith

LMFAO

lurk more

They appeal to the male fantasy of being strong, tall, masculine and having no working dick

Please make a thread with non-eldar OP after this one dies

I'm still coping with the model refresh. Night Lord game any day now aswell.

The entirety of the SM/CSM schism and the Horus Heresy in particular is the most homosexual drama ever created by mankind.

Romance in CRPGs was a mistake

Most of the Eldar influence is pagan Europe, swept away as Rome became Christian. The multiple gods, the helmets of the warriors are very much like greek hoplites

Ok coomer

One day...

Might be cute. Reverse Cassia

Scottish Eldar

MUH DICK

Implying there would be any cRPGs without them

Which part of "No waifu, No buy" is too hard for you to understand?
Unless you want to suffer Avowed sales, gib elfu!

eldar aren't hot in official art

okay they're hot but they'd never be open to romance with humans

okay so some eldar characters are but we need to stick it to the incels so they just can't okay

great thread

Fuck off with your anime shit in 40k

fun setup for cool dudes in power armor to fight crazy monster things.

Those are the settings where it's most important to pay attention to detail, otherwise the spell is broken

What a colossal retard.

Was the Emperor gay?

Any setting where alien and non-human women don't submit to white human male cock is an unrealistic setting.

ojou-sama

I can hear the OHOHOHOHO from galaxies away...

But GW need the Japanese market.

You will NEVER fuck a female one

He is a redditor so probably

All Dark Heresy threads will be about how much anons wanna have sex

The only bad thing about this game is that shitty black woman.

40K should have Draenei and their Man'ari version as space empires

Okay, feel free to remove Eldar and Tau then

Wrong, I always hated aribeth, kill that fucking annoying cunt.
Xana is top tier waifu.

This image goes into the detail of the inspiration
files.catbox.moe/qepnvp.jpg

Stop being racist

if they made the black woman hot, waifu fags would cool down

No

Children of Teclis

That checks out. If it was Tyrion nothing like that would had happen

Tau females don't look like big titty anime girls

No, he was married and everything. His wife was named Erda, which means "Earth" in proto-germanic. She was an immortal too.
Every time he fucked her she got pregnant with a primarch. Then one day she had a woman moment and left with the kids, which is why the primarchs were scattered.

approach Kibbelah

she stabs herself

ok bitch I'll go away

wait, kroot are this big?
i don't like that idea at all, makes the size of space marines less special.
in fact the sm seems kinda small compared to the other characters here in general. i didn't expect ogryn to be bigger then them.

I really don't get the appeal of reading about how some random anon wants to fuck some pixels. But a lot of people here seem to love it.

Racism IS allowed outside of Anon Babble

I actually played the Dark Heresy 2e tabletop game and I'm currently in an Imperium Maledictum game, and in both of them my character wound up with an eldar wife.
You may now submit your concession.

Waifufags want payback for the Yrliet fiasco
They're getting their elf-fu or someone is going to pay

They will, when we are done.
But the point there was Battlesuits = Mecha

Waifufags want payback for the Yrliet fiasco

Eldarfags*

And GW human "females" look like this. I guess this is what hecking canon scholars like you are attracted to

Yes but Eldar look cool and like Asuka.

You don't buy the models

I find it alright. There's been too much space marine size inflation over the years. They're meant to be regular guys who are altered through a process. So they should be bulky but not gigantic.

post story of how they got their wives!

That's right. You mad pay piggy? Don't worry. Next month GW is going to retcon all /your guys/ out of existence and you can just buy new ones

Please stop, they are Imperiumfags.

Lmao imagine the group which would let you do that

That's how she flirts. It's like an autistic girl sharing her special interest with you

And you do? Is that meant to be some sort of epic own?

Nta, but i use the models in other mini agnostic games.

You can't complain how how ugly they are

Chocolate bros why can't we have cute brownfus

That's some fucking weird rp group.

concession accepted

You need to play japanese games for that, western ones (yes russia is western) always make them ugly as fuck

Westerners know how nigs actually look like, which means you get what you get in the games

I pray for Owlcat to add Kroot romance
It's gonna be the peak of monster girl fuckery

anon they are super duber soldiers
in fact there are only like a million loyalist in the entire universe, in a setting where the empire has thousands of planets with billions of people
they should be huge to stand out and be something special
otherwise, what is the point of creating so much lore for them.

no tau wife

no buy

Kroot are not monster girls

Western devs are somehow more racist

Have you ever tried to make a SoB face look decent? It's fucking impossible to paint that shit well and you know it.

There are some cute african girls
just give us the 1%

and in both of them my character wound up with an eldar wife.

Story time! Tell us how it happened

Not human looking

Female

Sounds like monster girl to me

The entire dev team are white Russians liberals. They will never put in an attractive black girl or any minority girl. They will continue to virtue signal their "lack of racism" by adding less attractive minorities.

Is there confirmation that the kroot is a girl?
God it better fucking not be.

This.
Maybe the kroot's tau owner is a cute tau wife.

>Not human looking

Exactly

Its trve

Anon... I...

Go to the official page and read her bio

It really is no surprise how Russia always has strongman dictators with the next options after Putin being Communists and Fascists when you look at the state of their Liberals.

They won't add a female Tau until hot taus are canon (apparently the new Tau book already hints at that with a Gue'vesa falling in love with a female tau)

They only give the main waifubait a figure.

Someone post the pic of the nog dev who got cancelled for loudly complaining that black gwomen in games always look like retail-work grannies while his sexy ebony girl art gets rejected

Do Deldar do that thing that fantasy dark elves do where they throw retarded kids into a cauldron and if they manage to crawl out they get turned into khaine shaolin monks?

They're literally making a kroot girl of all things, who cares, as long as the tau doesn't look like Shadowsun she'll be attractive enough

The entire dev team are white Russians liberals

It's funny how everyone forgot how some Owlcat developers had to delete their Twitter accounts because of very interesting posts about Ukraine and Jews

Night Lord game

What would you even do in a Night Lord game? Torturing a bunch of children to death doesn't seem like a formula for compelling gameplay

I head somewhere (Anon Babble) that Kroot can change appearance or atleast alter somewhat based on what they eat, could you make a Kroot girl overtly feminine by feeding her female humans? Condemned criminals ofcourse.

He was so right

female

lame

sniper only

also lame
should have been a male kroot with an melee and stealth option

She-Kroot

Oh yeah, she can gobble down my genetic material if you know what I mean.

gta rampage featuring rape and torture mini games

I remember that. He wasn't even cancelled in the conventional sense, he was privately told by someone to shut up.

I mean try to imagine it. Try to imagine a white liberal woman actually designing a sexually intriguing woman of any other ethnicity or race. They would not be able to do it if they tried.

Killing random civilians, visiting local Halloween stores for more batwings to add onto your gear, more killing of random civilians, practicing your maniacal laugh and "stealth" techniques, then finally going up an actual, real threat and jobbing like the loser you are and crying like a bitch while it happens would about sum it up.

Take Arkham and make Batman a Night Lord with some Hatred tier takedowns. Now that's the basic stuff but judging by the state of modern game development we should start there and then work on some unique features or just let the story carry it which Is what I think. Mimic Zso Sahaal's story, you versus a hive with a clear goal in mind type of thing.

torturing a bunch of children to death

Take a cooking game and transplant the potato peeling mechanic.

he never played the Cthulhu game where you change your cultist sheep occupations by scarring them with an athame

I am not even kidding

I will feed her Cassia, Yrliet, and Argenta
Oh, and kibbles. Forgot about her. A touch of goth girl is never bad.

Kek, I remember that being a thing, Malus brother was that, right?

Anyway, they are skilled at body modifications, if the cripple doesn't get killed by someone for pleasure, he can always get fixed up and even get extra arms and shit

Krootfag has to cling to the superior girls to desperately hope his scaly "wife" will give him pussy (she won't)

grim

pale Kroot with defined facial features, feminine body and long black hair

It could be that they are trying to appeal to actual 40k fans instead of waifufags.

But the actual 40k fans dislike the aliens

That would be their lost sales then

It is genuinely impossible to take the Night Lords seriously, they are the biggest joke in the setting, the Hallowen party store batwings alone are ridiculous, but the rest of them is so edgy it rolls back around to just being funny, it's like watching a 14 year old try to be grim, violent and cool and utterly failing due to how hard he's forcing it.

Realistically there's no real difference between kroot sexes and completely irrelevant anyway but owlkek just had to be quirky and make it female and now any discussion around this character has been permanently ruined.

appeal to actual 40k fans

Then they would release a spees mareen figurine

Actual 40K fans only care about Space Marines/Chaos Space Marines, though.

implying any of the space muhreens can be taken seriously

Maybe we'd care more about the other factions if GW stopped fucking around and gave them cool stuff

Owlcat work based on surveys and people pretty obviously wanted female Kroot
That's really the question of whether GW will let them do a Kroot romance

Name your Army

You keep saying this but where is the poll results. They never posted it.

Owlcat work based on surveys and people pretty obviously wanted female Kroot

What kind of turbo cope is this? I guarantee you more people asked for a fuckable eldar girl or a tau girl more than a kroot, let alone a female kroot. Owlcat wanted to include a kroot in RT but couldn't, so now they're adding it for this game

30-40% female devs

yeah thats a huge red flag
the only reason this company produces anything at all is because all the employees are white and that amount of white men to DEI hires is still able to pick up the slack

announcing a new rpg at the same time as two DLCs while the DLC you're currently working on isn't out yet

so is this coming out in 2030?

They never post the poll results (no the RT survey doesn't count, I mean feedback polls) he's just assuming that literally everything Owlcat does, they do because people told them to in a survey

I asked for Kroot and they listened

and make it female and now any discussion around this character has been permanently ruined

Just with Eldar.

Those are not actual females in many of those pictures, my friend.

Owlcat is currently bigger than your average AAA studio

Owlcat work based on surveys

You never work from based one thing, you also work with the quirks of the people you employ or the wishes of the license holder.
Each of those things could have spawned the stupid-ass chicken

Do some research before you talk stupid shit.

Kroot are one of the better xenos options in 40K though.

The men are the programmers. The white liberal women do the writing, and of course the "romances". Hence why the female romance options are never good.

They (or perhaps the survey sites) actually did before.

This would explain why the vast majority of romances in Owlcat games are so utterly terrible and unsatisfactory.

First, you're wrong, second, even if you were right, their female romance options have always been popular

I think a woman wrote Cassia so stop crying

In Russia only women and fags do shit like drawing and writing novels

If you define better = one of the 3-4 known ones that won't eat humans on first sight, yes

Anon come on, he probably hates Cassia because she's a mutant or something. Waifufags here ALWAYS find something to cry about

That's a flat out lie, Owlcat has maybe ONE decent romance per game and the rest are all dumpsterfires.

WOMEN WORKING ON MY GAMES

White men can't catch a break

If it was a marine figure then you coomer retards wouldn't stop shitposting about hotglueing it and romancing fucking space marines

Telling how russia is historically known for its novellist then

Even if that was true that doesn't prove anything. In fact, the bigger the studio, the usually longer everything takes.

It's not, most of them are popular. Never EVER forget that no matter how much this board cries about Yrliet, she's still in the top 5 most popular RT characters

the rest are all dumpsterfires.

t. cucktroll

coomer retards wouldn't stop shitposting about hotglueing it and romancing fucking space marines

erm

No, they really aren't. One of the biggest reasons people liked BG3 so much is they actually had decent romance options, Larian is renowned for its terrible writing and yet they still managed to write better romance content with BG3 than Owlcat did in all of their games combined.

A sad, creepy, long limbed, fish mutant with psychic powers. They literally couldn't write a conventional romance with a regular female if they tried. Women are the ones who like weird shit like sex with the vampire, werewolf, monster etc, Not men.

HAHAHAHHAHA!

Women are the ones who like weird shit like sex with the vampire, werewolf, monster etc, Not men

Not men

Speak for yourself

How new are to have never seen asaw a monstergirl thread

lol

Tell me, what faction is gonna be the designated Space Marine and Chaos Marine companion?

Biel-tan.

Women are the ones who like weird shit like sex with the vampire, werewolf, monster etc, Not men

Haha... Yeah, what kind of man would go for that stuff, haha.

Women are the ones who like weird shit like sex with the vampire, werewolf, monster etc, Not men

In what kind of alternate universe do you live? I want to say that you spend 24/7 browsing Anon Babble, but Anon Babble loves monster girls, and furries too

Big fat Night Lord in the trailer

It is a mystery!