This motherfucker is a teenager now and we still don't have TES VI
This motherfucker is a teenager now and we still don't have TES VI
Why the fuck is he so red
clearly a redguard
Why the fuck is he so blue
If he were green he would die
That poor motherfucker I hope he's not being bullied for his parent's dumbass decision.
his name landed him a serana-lookalike girlfriend
he is doing fine
your child is born the same year half life 2 comes out
cool i can't wait for another one i can't wait to play all of them with my son
your son is 21 and you're not that much of a gamer anymore
Bet there are stories like that
Baby Sephiroth is 20 now and the FF7 remake still ain't finished
Todd is sour they actually named their kid that and he deliberately is holding back VI because he finds it repulsive.
he hasn't killed alduin yet
his middle name is Tom, he is going to be alright
This kid probably has been masturbating for 4 years now.
bethesda games for life
skyrim
skyrim remaster
skyrim remaster
skyrim vr
fallout 4
grim
REDDER
there are 12yo having anal sex right now while we pathetic 40yo virgins only know the feel of handpussy
It's edited but as someone who's about to be a father I'm learning that babies can look fucked and do some fucked up things they never tell you about.
I'm working on my wizardry. Just 6 more years before I level up
could have been worse, you could have had sex once and she said she only did it as a dare
My friend and his wife really wanted two kids but the first year or so with just one was so rough they're considering calling it good. I've heard some of the scares and weird shit
my uncle paid a prostitute to pretend to be my girlfriend for a week
i'd prefer he didn't
Only 1 year and 6 months until I become wizard
There are probably millions of gen alpha kids unloading their love batter inside girl's wombs
It is so unfair...
He should have paid a homeless guy to punch you in the gut everyday
just become a girl and plenty of anons will give you company
Half of all gen Z men are virgins according to studies. I assume it is worse for gen Alpha. That said, the girls for both gens don't have the same problem and are still fucking thanks to dating apps.
1 year until wizardhood. should i kill myself?
killing yourself because of females
pathetic
haha I let you go to town on me, but only because of a dare!
sick burn
FUS RED DAH
You shouldn't unless you are a genetic freak. If you aren't, then you still have a chance (at least until you are 45 and still alone, then maybe consider it)
SHUTTING DOWN....ATTEMPTING SHUT DOWN....ITS NOT....ITS NOT SHUTTING DOWN!!
Yes but don't downplay the female loneliness epidemic!!! Male virginity is most detrimental to women, because women are always most affected
Why in the shit would you let having sex or not determine your self worth?
Anyone could pay a prostitute to do that with them. It doesn't magically make you more of a man. It doesn't fix all your problems. It's ultimately pointless if it's not in a meaningful relationship.
Probably that baby now as a Zooomer Teenager is hyped for GTA 6
should i kill myself?
Why do people ask this? It's not like they're going to, even if replied to with a unanimous "yes".
No? Pay a whore if you want the experience, if you are ugly, or have a horrible personality, get an AI girlfriend. Or, date a single mother if you have no shame.
You don't deserve TES VI with the way you've all treated Todd over the years. Shameful behaviour
why dont we have a modern picture of him yet?
this is the last known image we have of him
It's not just about sex. It's about forming a genuine connection with a woman which is impossible to do with a whore who has had her pair bonding from fucking a bunch of men
you have put it in a way i now realize is very whiny and gay. i will hang out with my dog and go to the gym again and maybe mod fo4
I swear he's getting more red every time he's reposted
dovahkiin will be 18 and shirley curry will be dead by the time it comes out
What do you mean?
millions
unironically probably not, there's been a common trend in recent times that having sex with a woman whose under 21 is literally pedophilia, so 17 year olds fucking other 17 year olds is predatory behavior, because women are retarded
also 2d porn is better than sex
But sex is the only thing that can make a woman pregnant and that's what I want, to form a family with a woman who isn't a whore (impossible in the modern age)
would you watch dovahkiin stream on twitch in 2029?
Women remain retarded throughout their entire lives, there is no point to wait.
having sex with women today is such a gamble, I don't blame zoomers and alpha's because it's either getting your dick wet or the chance that your life will be ruined because of some bitch, it's so much easier to jerk off or get a fleshlight and cheaper too
Modern women are
crazy
far leftists
blown out
surgery maxxed
std ridden
rot maxxed
narcissists
It's been over since I was 6. 18 years later and there's still no hope
"wtf is dovakin? stfu and let's play roblox"
Ironically Roblox is half a decade older than Skyrim