Videogame review from the late 2000s

DINGALING

Like how all the best musicians were on massive amounts of drugs. It's a necessary part of the package. People who aren't an extreme something aren't interesting enough to become a celebrity.

Back then you had to be a genuine weirdo to regularly post (for the time) high effort edited videos up online. Now everything is so streamlined everyone and their mother is making "content". There used to be a barrier to entry only the insane bothered to cross.

I miss when twenty minute videos were the exception and not the norm.

コウモリのクレジットカード???

How high does Linkara rank on the autism scale? He strikes me as a 7/10 minimum

He was doing BBC ERP on some forums

Did (You) learn your lesson?

My Javanese gf who lived in a village of a population of 100 makes tiktoks. It's over. I learned Sony vegas for nothing.

ENTER

He strikes me as the kind of autist that doesn't even know what sex is, that's surprising

He also wanted to fuck some muppets and the green m&m right?

the AVGN DVD collection tour used to feel like a behemoth of a video at 25 minutes (iirc) of pure autism

now it barely is above the average video length for youtube

Lightbringer's most infamous scene was about a girl being raped as the mc was busy running away and hyperventilating

The most autistic scene is when Lightbringer meets Linkara, who's somehow even more annoying and unfunny than normal

It really wasn't.
The AVGN rip offs were nearly all embarrassing.
Spoony was fine.

I fucking hate all those people and wish horribly death on them

I watched the compilations and I love how unintentionally hilarious his stupid storylines get. My favorites include Mechakara's laugh, literally any fight scene since it's just him awkwardly splicing footage of himself fighting himself, the Missingno reveal, that alternate-reality Linkara guy who can't avt for shit, the Power Rangers autism and the really funny B-plot where he tried to give one of his stupid side-characters a tragic backstory

I'd rather see them suddenly become massively wealthy and what they would do with their newfound wealth.
Few can handle such immediate power.

If you think the usual ripoffs were bad, you need to take the Latzapill

decide to be an AVGN ripoff

in the mid-late 2010s when that ship has very obviously sailed

get memed into thinking you're in a contest to be the new guy in RLM

get memed into thinking actual actors are interested in his kickstarter projects

Blessed Eggkara poster.

*dead* muppets

videogame-related essay from the mid 2020s

reviewer holds mic to his face

sits on a silly prop or cuts to a different pose and place in the house every 2 sentences

greenscreens himself into game footage

the topic is evolution of sitting arrangements across videogames

I LOVE MY GAY DEAD ROBOT SON!

the REAL villain of (game)

thumbnail is just text in all caps "ITS CAPITALISM"

It makes me unreasonably upset when people hold microphones super close to their face.

Hey, NakeyJakey is the shit and I will not entertain differing opinions

is now an editor at Disney

Wait really ?
That's actually neat, he DID make it. Good for him.

The biggest laugh is the comment section where all his diehard autistic fans talk about how much they unironically enjoy these stories

Why isn't my "review" video just a guy going in detail through every major part of the game so I can pretend I played it

this avgn shit is genuinely superior to my youtube feed being dominated by every single jrpg every made having a 2-3 hour fucking video "reviewing" it while making absolutely 0 critical points and instead being a recap with some "this part made me feel X" monologues

A timeless classic.

Has ANYONE actually turned out normal?

cinema snob has a wife and kid, seems to be doing ok for himself. toddintheshadows doesnt upload as much but he gets 250k+ views per vid consistently. Pissed Pedro is still the most successful of them all tho, a bit of an autist maybe but hes more just a lame normie nowadays

Not saying Douge is completely blameless but a lot of the bad things he allegedly did was also shared responsibility with other people
In the end he seems to be relatively normal. Didn't he do a cameo on Smiling Friends?

His biggest crime is being a critic yet doesn't have the ability to self critic his horrible skits

it was a pretty great cameo, he even got in costume for it. Nice to see zach and the critic have a good relationship

>Reviewer fights an evil version of himself

>LOL THEY DO THIS ALL THE TIME!

it's only 'The Game Dude' and 'Irate Gamer'

and 'AVGN that one time' when he was Freddy Krugar

I hate this dumb meme.

OH CRITIIIIIC

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i fucking hate modern youtube thumbnails
here, i made one in 2 minutes in paint.

Probably just people misremembering reviewers playing multiple characters, including the villain who aren't actually the evil version of the reviewer, just a villain. But because they're the same person people think it was the evil version of the reviewer.

Spoony v.s. Doctor Insano

Not everyone can have a 'Kyle' or 'Mike' on standby.

Now we have lol soo random buzzwords with multiple meme images thrown every second talking nonsense.
At least Seth stops for a while to explain mechanics or busted builds but fags like Max0r legit give me a headache

This is good, but you forgot the 10:26 runtime.

2 hour "comedy" "reviews"

Caddy, grant us mercy...

Doctor Insano is a character, this is like saying Critic vs. The Big Alligator Moment is the same.

Doctor Insano is a character

He is an evil version of Spoony. Literally in-lore he is an evil version of Spoony, as proven in the episode The Clones of Bruce Lee. The Spoony Bum is also an alternate Spoony.

liked Caddy when he was a small-tuber trying to get on Normal Boots

now I ignore every hour + long thing he releases

I'm happy the guy is married and youtube successful, but his milking of the PS2 library and his 'games to sleep to' stuff are so fucking gay.

Spoony
Linkara
Irate Gamer
Movie Bob
Probably far more but this is what comes to my head

I get why he didn't feel like autistically critiquing shit while also doing silly shit and just decided to lean into long-form videos mainly consisting of jokes.

Spoony was a lot more self-aware about it and only did retarded storyline shit when Linkara was around

doesn't even Salvage or Slaughter games anymore

It's not the same....SPONSORED BY KITE!

I miss when the internet was just a bunch of theater fags making stupid shit in their mom's basement

2 hour critique on Spongebob is a queer victim of Capitalism

12 hour group chat about how THIS Marvel movie will collapse Western society

Pick your poison

I scratch out "in most cases"

I think he just stopped taking himself seriously and prefers collecting themed shit and talking about it

No.

Genocide the latter and the former will.go back to normal.

Based internet soldier

Video game review from the mid-2020s

Reviewer goes on a tangent about something completely irrelevant to the topic

Clumsily brings it full circle back to the topic

Huffs his own farts the entire video

50/50 chance of being a sex pest or pedophile

An evil version of MovieBob is just another MovieBob.

Nobody watched that shit. You watched the 3.50 minute gamespot review.

I'll unironically pick the latter, but only if it means the first year of EFAP and nothing else.
The Batwoman watchalong were kino.
Doing larger casts was a mistake.

pissed pedro

Is that REALLY his name ?

no it's Raging Raul

But to talk about this game we first need to talk about

KARL MARX

Every time.

watch reviewer

its a collab episode

collab adds nothing but results in more 'skits'

Videogame review from the 2020's

Reviewer spends most the run time playing long clips and sumurising the plot

Stops the review to give some random "emotional" story relating to when he played the game for the first time

Less than half the review is actually reviewing the game

for me, it was Spoony's review of Highlander 2

the actual collab (review), is everyone stumbling over eachother to give a point like a round-table discussion

Youtuber spends the first 5 minutes of the video explaining why they want to make the video, maybe how long it took them to make

has an ad for their sweatshop merch

fades to black and silence

fades back up and plays the most atmospheric part of the OST they can find

sets about very badly summarizing the game or just saying what the game actually is in case you didn't know

20 minutes in they're finally getting to the point in the title

it's something like "this enemy doesn't spawn if you come in through this specific door"

gets lost in their own script

"So what was the point of this video? I don't know."

5 minute long outro where they talk about how much they love you and flash up their war memorial of Patreon subscribers

GOD I FUCKING HATE IT

The old style of youtube would've been great for someone with talent doing an evil alter ego type thing.
Like, imagine if you had a whole sub channel dedicated to the evil persona, and you used the response videos feature to upload videos by them, and they'd always give your own video one star, some real retarded shit like that.
Sadly, most reviewers didn't have much imagination and just cribbed James' style.

>Reviewer spends most the run time playing long clips and sumurising the plot

I fucking wish, the meta now is reading off a wiki from the start of development.

Co-founder or BLAH BLAH BLAH and CEO of BLAH BLAH acquired BLAH and turned BLAH into BLAH, turning it into BLAH, which made Daikatana!

THEN they summarize the plot.

Spoony was the tops when he was on form.

Spoony

youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI

PLOT TWIST :

But to talk about this game we first need to talk about

SQUARESPACE, THE SPONSOR OF THIS VIDEO

video games are popular than ever

JonTron stops reviewing them

What is so implausible about a Bat Credit Card?

It's tonally stupid, Critic's rant was silly, but Batman and Robin was a stupid movie compared to the previous one.

PUMPKIN HEAD

That video was kind of bullshit. He hasn't heard of Pumpkinhead? He claims to be some kind of expert on that kind of thing. Pumpkinhead was a mainstream movie in the 80's and 90's, not some obscure bullshit. It's equivalent to saying,

Puppet Master? I've never heard of that!

He stopped making videos all together.

b-but he releases one every five years

Doesn't count.

Even when he makes videos, they're so nothing, that it basically doesn't count. So, yeah.

Jon's peak was the Sonic 06 Game Grumps episodes

It’s not even the silliest thing about that scene. When Batman says Robin doesn’t have money Robin goes “I’ll borrow it from you!”, and rather than simply say “No, I’m not giving you money to bid against me,” Batman repeatedly tries to outbid himself.

There were serious plans to have Chris-chan cameo on Smiling Friends. Good on Doug for getting paid, but appearing on that show isn’t necessarily a badge of honor.

GET HIM OUTTA HERE!

Throw him out in the cold, don't give him his jacket

BUILD THAT WALL

10/10

Why not? He's immortalized in a show that's generally liked.

Don't forget that every thumbnail puts a black bar over someone's eyes like we're going to watch a JAV or something.

all of these people thought they were gonna be the next Seth Myers and Jimmy Fallon, getting picked up by NBC for their skit content and made into regular comedic actors on late night and SNL

fucking lol

I remember when he reviewed the Electric Tale of Pikachu and 90% of the "review" was just his gay ongoing channel story

There were serious plans to have Chris-chan cameo on Smiling Friends.

But they didn't do it right? Yeah, cause he's a crazy troon.
The question I was answering was if anyone for channel awesome turned out normal and I was just answering that Douge turned out relatively normal and fairly likeable, which is why it was probably not complicated at all to get him to do some cameo appearances.

The worst thing you can say about Doug is that his reviews suck, the change the channel document tries to paint him as some kind of egotistical control freak but when you listen to people who actually know him actually talk about him, you'll quickly realize that he's just an idiot

Linkara had the good kind of autism. He's probably secretly a Anon Babbletard.

But they didn't do it right? Yeah, cause he's a crazy troon.

Actually the network stopped them because they were doing doing too many cameos and there's a lot of legal work involved with stuff like that, Chris Chan eating out his mom happened after that

Iron-liz cum soaked hands typed this

Because it means for some reason or other the edgelords behind the show think it would be really funny to have you on it. It could be because they admire your work, but it could also just be because they like making fun of you, and in Doug’s case it’s the latter. If Chris’s cameo happened would people go “CHRIS WON SONICHU HATERS BTFO?”

Lots of that stuff fell apart under scrutiny. Dates that didn't match up, video evidence that contradicted accounts. It was like something happened in 2017 that made them all think that they had to distance themselves from Doug and give themselves a trollshield at the same time.

NC's greatest crime was not btfoing the commies that ruined his site.

distinctly remember Folding Ideas joining TGWTG and feeling like something was off

Mein Anon...

I can laugh at and with Doug, hell Doug is self aware to laugh at himself. Linkara hates his memes and mentions be it Lightbringer stuff, or his shemale obsession.

If Chris’s cameo happened would people go “CHRIS WON SONICHU HATERS BTFO?”

Maybe, who cares? The novelty of having Chris Chan on a series about internet creators using a shows a vehicle to shitpost, is half the fun. Chris-Chan is internet culture, he's practically the golden boy of Lolcows.

Progs can never create, they can only co-opt.

But Doug is a prog.

*using a show as a vehicle-

It could be because they admire your work, but it could also just be because they like making fun of you

Then it's a good thing Doug knows how to take a joke, and accept that he's not above criticism, unlike Chris-chan or Linkara. Also, Chris-chan wasn't on Smiling Friends due to legal reasons. The crew could only hire so many cameos.
youtu.be/06R7mspyoRw?feature=shared

unlike Chris-chan

youtube.com/watch?v=n_bvDbzx1rg

puts (You) on the list for dimensional disaster

OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS FEMALE CHARACTER SHOWING CLEAVAGE????? HOW IS THAT PRACTICAL?????

What the fuck causes this?

Doug's biggest problem is his autistic audience and his lack of talent. He lucked out with NC, but it also trapped him because he can't do anything else without pissing off his autistic audience.

To be fair, going into longer reviews was what ultimately saved his channel, because it was what the YouTube algorithm was looking for.
also, i use his Sleep videos to unironically help me sleep

I mean, he pisses off his audiences with girl (now chubbster) and black guy skits, AND having to repurpose a studio after his botched kickstarter. When all he had to do, was what James on AVGN does, but with movies.
I COULD concede that scripting, preforming and editing takes skill and hard work, but in terms of the context of just consuming media and giving whacky takes on how you feel? That's a pretty based and easy job to do.

The issue is these guys are so old and not with-it, they rarely know how to branch out and not fuck themselves.

youtube.com/watch?v=OPSaOgx6-6s

Like cuckoos in the fresh nest
Just barely. He's a liberal guy, but he seems to understand that everything has a limit, unlike Progs.
Goon's remorse

He got married and has a kid now.

When all he had to do, was what James on AVGN does, but with movies.

Hire bunch of fat guys and create new shows that people don't care about?

In OPs case we discovered it was all just a performance to compensate for the fact the guy was a complete and utter degenerate behind closed doors.

Whats up with the 00s notalgia threads this morning?

and a job? How's he funding that family?

Thank God I have that YouTube skip addon that automatically allows me to skip past his unfunny skits and ads.

fetal matter

Holy shit what kid of comparisons are these guys making

He comes from a rich family and had enough money back then to fucking live comfortably in NY, he could be a millionare by now if he hasn't gone full retard with his money.

>The issue is these guys are so old and not with-it, they rarely know how to branch out and not fuck themselves.

This game is worse than that time Nostalgia Chick aborted my kid!

why do you need to know all the details about his life
who knows maybe he has some other business ventures
like he worked together with the flex tape guy, maybe he works for them now?

If the skits were good nobody would have complained, if he had talent he could have made his own colleghumor, but he doesn't even have the talent to pull that off.
youtu.be/LizbFqOmbc8

not posting MELVIN, MELVIN!

If you had tried to watch Demo Reel and Pop Quizz Hotshot, you'd know it's not just his autistic audience : Douge's only good stuff was the NC and backlash at the rest was deserved because it was shit.

youtu.be/Yiwit6qMOGw

I wouldn't call being clinically depressed and overweight successful.

that period in the late 2000s where I watched nothing but TGWTG and yugioh/dragonball abridged every day

I don't want to go back because in retrospect holy shit were most of those channels bad, but I do miss it

Holy fuck

That's been standard bong living for a while.

holy cringe

Video games are also faker and gayer than ever.

I'm not sure if he looks better or worse, but I know for a fact he must still be as annoying as he was before.
Does he still make stuff online ?
Of all the people reaching Z-list e-fame at the time, Filmbrain is probably the least funny after Keith Apiciary or whatever his last name was.

All those creators hate their previous work now btw and get mad if you bring up their "problematic" and "dated" jokes.

Arin Hanson censoring his inner Egoraptor

Litte Kuriboh censoring YGOA and being a faggot in the localization scene

At least Team Four Star is keeping this alive I guess.

The batman ones are funny
youtu.be/PvAJJvdeBMA

This is my favorite collegehumor though.
youtu.be/t3yHUPfT5Kc

Looking at littlekuriboh I think you might be right.

Didn't he marry a woman like a deacde his senior with a kid in his early twenties?

I remember there being some slav AVGN parody that Anon Babble would shill back in the day.
OPEN DOOR

"Yakuza 7 retrospective"

part 1 is 2 hours

doesn't even talk about the fucking combat and constantly goes on gay tangents

weekly/monthly youtube series

casual vibe to videos

lack of too much distracting editting

30 minutes max

one day release multi hour long video with lots of dramatic storytelling and editting

gets tons of views

weekly videos gone, now giant 3+ hour overproduced EXPERIENCES every 3-4 months or so

why does this ALWAYS HAPPEN

Yup.
She recently beat cancer, the wife did.

some slav AVGN parody

finnish actually
OPEN DOHR
UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

being a faggot in the localization scene

the fuck did he do

Team Four Star does the same thing too, they hate their old rape jokes and other shit from their earlier series. The new stuff is still kind of funny but you can tell they're trying very hard not to be problematic with their jokes.

Put in a bunch of memes in Persona 5 and playing defense for pro-localization on X.

old JonTron

just some fat nerd in his bedroom/living room making silly vidya reviews with bad editing

SOVL

new JonTron

fat nerd in an expensive set, funded by Disney, making formulaic reviews of bad movies/commercials and half the episode is cutaway jokes / prop jokes / costume jokes

completely and utterly soulless

Many such cases....

oh wait you mean he did actual work, I thought it was just spewing some nonsense
damn

should've clarified the anime, but yea.

I remember my father actively watching jon tron with me and liking it back in the day.

I PUT A HOLE IN THAT *BRRRRRRMMMMP*

"...and the game has an option for two players to play simultaneously so you can have fun with your friends!"

The camera shows the guy alone and there's the sound of crickets in the background

"But I don't have any friends, so let's play this piece of shit alone!"

I don't need to know every detail in his life. I just want to know why it takes over a year to make an underwhelming 15 minute video.
The YouTube Algorithm™

the missingno reveal

oh yeah the one where he ripped off the audio editing from SHODAN in system shock?

What was this from?

i can still remember seeing one of his very first videos, he did the whisper scream thing (you cant scream too loud or mommy and daddy will get mad) and i hated him so much.

to understand Spongebob: Battle for Bikini Bottom, we first have to explain what a video game is

As far back as 9000BC, archeologists have found(...)

For now, I imagine AI will be replacing him in 5 years.

Movie Bob

we have yet to meet the good version of Bob Chipman

the anons itt have been posting the same things about these "lulcow" reviewers over and over for the last 15 years

same. i missed my opportunity to do it too.

Yeah yeah, put the cum in the sock dude.

i thought he was aggressively posting about musclegirl penis

happy for Joe, he needs to watch the weight though, Hyper Tension is the silent killer of Latinos. Hope he likes Superman Legacy.

bats don't usually have credit

A famous one is an after school teacher shemale getting fucked by the highschool quarter-back (black).

Furious Felipé

Grimacing Guiseppe

They wanted to basically do it at the last minute so he didn't spoil it, but yeah the legal shit stopped it.

I got a better one
youtube.com/watch?v=JCpzRV2oPk8&list=WL

and we like that
but great work effort

Who would give batman credit? Think about it, linkara! THINK! He won't prove his identity nor his work history! There's no guarantee the money he's borrowing would be paid back!

Radical

So he’s Anon Babble approved

Litte Kuriboh

he lost his mind when the copywrite holder of all the anime he used came after him an dedicated an entire subplot to it like a baby. Remember when he proposed to that woman in a video? LOL.

A bank or the city as a reward for solving crime

tells everyone he votes republican and is a christian while dating a trannie and doing dickgirl ERP

I would not be surprised in the slightest if I had once given him a (you) on Anon Babble or Anon Babble or Anon Babble.

Republicans are pretty huge faggots.

fuck jontron

I usually like his stuff but a one and a half hour long video about going on some emotional journey over cs slop was too much for me

not wrong.

this entire archetype of person are all transgender now

Nothing, when you consider that the film was made by Tim Burton
the Bat Credit Card was Lynchian, desu

old jon

unfunny reddit jokes

new jon

is that a brown person? AHHH! Im going insane!

my favorite grump quote

get bothered by autist while you’re eating

he expects you to do a little sketch with him on the spot

comply and even do it properly once it’s clear he’s disappointed

The man is a saint.

seriously all these motherfuckers pretending like that spastic fag was hilarious now just because he embarrassed himself on the amphetamine eating pedophile show

I HAVE to spend 10 months and half a million dollars on expensive sets and props to tell why this random ass movie I found on Netflix is bad

JonTron because a perfectionist in the worst way possible

Iron Liz meets linkara

becomes tranny

leaves linkara after surgery

full blown MAGA tard, see

talks to LordFat (lordkat)

years later LordFat troons out too

Pottery

10:26 runtime.

qrd?

i cringe on his behalf (you can tell his bro is a pretentious POS tho)

amphetamine eating pedophile show

better than using a UV light to check for sperm stains at your catboy fag ranch aye booger nick?

LordKat trooning out is doubly funny because he posted on Kiwi Farms for years

what

I loved the Ultima reviews.

the only people who could hate DesTINY are groypers

Found the Destiny simp.

Contrapoints said she used to post on Anon Babble too and was self hating, closeted trans person. You know, like all of you :) (except you anon)

Say it s-l-o-w-l-y.

i cant and have not rewatched any spoony reviews because it will make me sad that he spiraled out of control...oh, or as the kidz say now "crashed out"

Just groyers

and commies

video game review from 2025

reviewer just summarizes the entire plot

reviewer is clearly paid

They are all shit and always were

Video games for NON video game players!

the lady I live with

the lady I live with

the lady I live with

the lady I live with

You forgot to mention that half of the video is the reviewer going on about how this baby game help him fight depression

this is funny because it's a fucking iranian.

Trannies are such a sad fucking phenomenon.
It's clearly a social contagion, it's clearly a fetish, there's a clear link with autism and social isolation+ online grooming, but no one is ever allowed to look into these obvious truths, so young men just troon out, live a miserable existence and eventually kill themselves with the entire power structure in western society supporting and encouraging it.

it's fucking stupid thats why

they also talk into a little lavalier mic. ALSO! they start the review by talking about some seemingly unrelated thing that gets reincorporate into the "review" later on in the video like their a narrative genius.

people are more anti loli these days, and i agree with them i dislike seeing loli and am sick of chibi porn
and even if you aren't a lolisho, you have to do a lot of work to prevent children from seeing your nsfw creations because if a minor sneaks into your group chat and sees a woman in bikini he/she will go mad and start doing self harm and cry to commentary youtubers how you raped them
also most youtubers who date minors date someone only a few years younger than them.
this is why i agree with feminists that age gaps are more important than age of consent laws

Anyone with good sense should hate Destiny

i just wanna say, I hated him from day one. I could tell he was some privileged little fat rich boy copying AVGN like anyone else but he tried to be "different" and so immediately changed his schtick to reddit humor and since he was the first to do so got popular. You can see his expensive ass house his mommy and daddy own in the backround in his videos (the nerd did his vids in his college shit hole apt and doug was a janitor) This underage FUCK then does some shitty "lol im sooo drunk guize" stream liek a retard and thinks its funny (its not) "Stair Fax Tempetures" HA HA HA HA HA!! HE MIS PRONOUNCED LE GAME!!! ECKS DEE!!! But everyone LOOOVED him!!! Then he did that show with Aaron "My brain cannot into 3D" Hanson (also over-fuckin-rated btw) and it caused him to become internet famous because once again they lucked into a format before everyone else. I do not know how anyone could watch GameGrumps all they fucking do is yell and scream and talk over one another all the fucking time, it was NEVER funny!

the only people that hate him and know him are mad he demolished them in a debate.

Anon you seem a bit upset by this guy making dumb videos on the Internet

STOP MAKING FUN OF MY BACKGROUND NOISE
MOM!

i am

Looks at the camera to compare something to fetal matter

Is Destiny still the only person who doesn't understand the "Destiny wins every debate" joke?

Kneel.

I like how he blames Spoony for Blistered Thumbs failing, as if a single interview with Notch was going to save their shitty website.

Kneel.

kek, poor choice of word in more than one way for that dude.

You are only describing the modern western version of trannies which are an extremely recent phenomenon. Before that trannies weren't nerdy autistic lonely straight men trying to become the girl that they jerk off to, instead they were highly effeminate flaming homos who always had an interest in female hobbies and clothing and wanted to get dicked down. That still rings true for non-white countries like Brazil, Colombia, Thailand, Iran and Turkey were they are of the ladyboy variant and not of the "programming socks" wearing shut-in basment dweller with AGP called Alice/Lilith variant. I feel absolutely 0 pity for modern western trannies since they are neurotic perverted porn-addicted selfish pieces of shit and they were already like that before they even decided to take estrogen. I wouldn't want to interact with those losers even if they weren't trannies. They are deeply narcissistic and make everything about themselves and their fringe politics and identitiy issues.

I watch this video at least once a year.

This is cringe kino of the highest order. The Room reviewing guy ended up making the reddit internet critic equivalent of The Room.

You fell for the propaganda.

I genuinely have no problem with men embracing their femininity and being faggots, but I will never condone the absolute butchery and pseudoscience that is tranny hormone therapy and axe-wound "transitional surgeries"

2000's

AVGN knockoffs

2010's

White flyover state niggas quoting reddit memes

2020's

either a sperg going on a 5+ hour ramblefest about a specific autism magnet franchise or a normalfag somehow doing something even more degrading than wage cage-tier work by reading a wiki article in the most obnoxious way imaginable

Why is that?

We didn't deserve these guys
Now every channel is slop content and reaction videos

AVGN himself and the whole genre of angry reviewers was always embarrassing.

Is there an actual politically correct reason he calls his girlfriend that or is it just quirk chungus behavior?

Protip: whenever you hear a reviewer say "capitalism", replace it with "physical reality". For some reason they think that needing to work in order to acquire scarce goods and services is not a physical fact of existence.

Most of these guys like Spoony and AVGN started doing reviews/skits/etc videos to try and kickstart an acting and/or film career. It's sad when they finally realized they were never going to make it.

Did Corey really have nothing else going on in his life to be in this video?

spoiler

I Watched Every episode of Sesame Street and I'll Never Be The Same Again, Video Length: 15 Hours

Words can't describe how much I hate this slop

when most people criticize capitalism they're referring to the excesses of a materialistic world
this is normal, considering we're a JudeoChristian nation and Jesus asked us to cast aside our possessions

I hate this cunt like you wouldn't believe.

WE NEED MORE VICTIMIZATION

(THERE ARE NO GOOD TEACHERS, NOT ONE, NOT EVEN BY ACCIDENT)

WE NEED MORE STUFF TO REBEL

(WE DON'T WANT TO HELP YOU, WE JUST WANT TO EAT YOUR BLOOD AND SUCK YOUR BRAINS)

THOUGH OUR EDUCATION SYSTEM'S BROKE

(WAIT, MAYBE IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND, I DON'T KNOW, I GOT A HIGH SCHOOL EDUCATION MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

THIS IS PANDERING LIKE HELL

(REMEMBER THAT ONE TEACHER WHO SEEMED COOL? HE WASN'T. HE WAS ALL PART OF THE PLAN)

HEY!

WHO CARES?

ALL THIS BITCHING SELLS

(REMEMBER THAT ONE TEACHER WHO SEEMED REALLY KIND AND GAVE YOU CANDY?)

WELL, OH WELL, WE GOT ANOTHER HIT IN THE WALL

(THAT CANDY WAS REALLY SUGAR-COATED CHILDREN'S SOOOOOUUUUULS)

L-O-L, SO SCHOOL SUCKS, GROW A DAMN PAIR OF BALLS

(CHILDREN'S SOOOOOOUUUUUULS, WE'RE SO EVIL MUHAHAHAHAHA)

How is yelling angrily like retard supposed to be "funny"? Same reason why I hate many "comedies" of that kind.

I don't think that hormone therapy is THAT bad, but yeah axe-wounds are nasty and clearly not a functional genital.

videogame "review" from the 2010s

"Reviewer" is the most blatant and obvious Nintendie ever

His backdrop? His Nintendo funko pops and other merch, at least 2 Gamecubes and Twilight Princess Collector's Edition MANDATORY.

His background music? Music from Mario, Zelda and Pokemon.

His "reviews" when it's a Nintendo game: "AMAZING 10/10 MASTERPIECE IT SAVED MY LIFE"

When it's any other game on any other platform "Wow this is a piece of shit could you believe they actually made this and didn't kill themselves out of shame?"

Anything even remotely anime appearing results in a 5 minute meltdown about LOOK AT HOW BIG HER BOOBIES ARE WHY DID THEY MAKE THIS etc.

These niggers were made in some factory I swear.

*Youtuber stares at the camera for 2 and a half seconds*

"So..."

(Insert youtuber saying the name of well loved and popular retro game title here)

"....."

"This game is actually overrated!"

*Title theme of named game starts playing in the background*

"Now I KNOOOOW what you're thinking!"

etc

As someone who still watches his stuff, he makes self-deprecating jokes fairly regularly. His reviews are hardly the peak of the medium, but he's still funny whwn he wants to be. He's been going easier on the skits since the pandemic (not by enough, but its something).

it's a weird line to have to walk
being okay with femboys but hating trannies
desu i don't even hate trannies until they metastasize and start grooming people aorund them
i pity them for falling for one of the greatest cons ever made
trannies are a direct result of puritan morals forcing gay men to affiliate with gender norms to feel whole
/blog

video game review from the mid 2020's

reviewer fights an imaginary political strawman

looks at camera a"UGH! COME ON!" face all the time

70% of the review is about a specific nations politics.

Yeah I prefer mid 2000's. Shit jokes are also less chilidish than wojaks.

Both AVGN and Nostalgia Critic were like that too for me.

Jontron never liked video games.

Toilet jokes

Less childish

Are you 10 or something?

Did you get that backward?

The one i used to watch regularly was the fat with the grandpa hat who reviewd anime.

LIGHTBRINGER SAMA
I KNEEL
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
youtu.be/dkfRVSaFxaY

Holy kinorino

What the fuck causes this?

Brainwashing from both feminists and puritans I guess. Fortunately I always hated both feminists and puritans, especially since both of them went after my favorite hobbies. How so many people suddenly went from "Fuck you, feminists!" into "Please approve us, dear feminists!" is beyond me. And I don't talk about companies that get paid to push feminist propaganda.

youtube.com/@ThatAnimeSnob
Not the one you talk about but close enough I guess

qrd?

His Power Rangers synopsis wasn't too bad, that was before THE INCOMPARABLE IRON LIZ took the stage.

Linkara

dated a tranny

jerked off to muppet and green M&M gore porn

made alt accounts roleplaying a tranny and a sissy

sounds based

Yes a toilet joke is less childish than a wojak. Are you a zoomzoom who thinks putting a soijak head in a microwave is the height of xomedy? Maybe one wearing a fruitbasket?
What's it mean bro? LOL SOOOO RANDUM

Maybe his kids were fans or something

Linkaras heel turn is so damn sad. Douge did a whole month of Batman videos and his absence was felt. Same as Brad and the loss of Fat Grandma.

>jerked off to muppet and green M&M gore porn

I like how people laugh at these when the average Anon has worse fetishes

Pretend to be feminist

They're actually closet degenerates

EVERY FUCKING TIME. Why even bother hiding it in the first place since soon or later you'll end up get exposed? It's even more embarrassing when you were always infamous for your weird fetishes and you suddenly decide to pretend being feminist. Take Andrew Dobson for example. Also Megatokyo creator was fully denial about the loli hentai drawings he was making.

For me, it's Playing Yakuza 5: Dream Big (7 hours and 21 minutes).

[the actual most "okay" movie ever made] killed my wife and fucked my dog

or

[the actual most "okay" movie ever made] is a masterpiece who will forever change cinema

I just get tired of people who clearly don't care much about the movie one way or the other forcing themselves to pretend to be offended or elated.

excesses of a materialistic world

That itself is a privilege and shows how people take the success of capitalism for granted. If you believe you have too much stuff, you're welcome to dispose of it. That's a far better arrangement than the opposite, which was the case for most of history.

just reddit things

the video I referred to was also Tehsnakerer's. I just think he was especially up his own ass this time around.

Shawties, like a mmmelody in MY HEAD.

pulls out comically large bottle of alcohol

“I’m going to need this to get through this one!”
Kino

he embarrassed himself on the amphetamine eating pedophile show

better than using a UV light to check for sperm stains at your catboy fag ranch aye booger nick?

fucking WHAT

And he did the famous Power Rangers rant! He said ‘it’ll be out when it’s out” and we like that — “it’ll be out when it’s out”

Litte Kuriboh

His wife trooned out and he e-begged on her behalf for transition money from his fans

What I find completely bizarre about this group of angry reviewers is that it seems like only the same type of deluded, talentless people were selected. They're all basically doing the same shit, with no technical knowledge whatsoever, but making the same trash, filming movies in warehouses or outdoors without any preparation, making the same kinds of jokes, with absurdly horrible scripts, without the slightest awareness of how bad they really were.
I mean, in an amateur scene you expect something like that, but I believe that everyone is an amateur in their own way, but the angry reviewers were all amateurs in exactly the same way.

chibi porn

I don't think you know what that term means, because last I checked genuine chibi art is very niche.

So he is gay now or what?

He has to pretend to be gay now so as to not offend his husband (female) and the tranny mafia.

Crazy to think Jon started out as just another AVGN clone.

I never understood why JonTron got an expensive set and hired an entire production crew of people to make his videos. Like, you're riffing on Flex Tape commercials man, what the fuck is this

it's a privilege to be inundated by corporate goods supplanting actual culture

we're all just taking for granted how goods and services get cheaper and cheaper for the sake of other's greed

le feel free to give everything up

Lazy criticism on your part desu, it's that meme where the peasant says "curious you live in a society"

They may be more popular than ever but people also care less about them than ever

Spoony unironically loved Linkara's lore bits.

Internet personalities truly do live in hell huh

These people had talent and passion for filmmaking and comedy, but refused to budge to the winds of change and chose to become stagnant in a world that had no need of them anymore.
Doug is a true auteur, he'll be filming his stupid skits on his deathbed. Linkara is the old school comic book autist with technical know-how who, had he not gotten stuck in 2005, would be flourishing today. Cinema Snob is the one that got killed by the shifting tides, can't really review trashy porn or risque films without getting thrown into the void without a penny. Nostalgia Chick and Todd in the Shadows have proven that most of TGWTG people were meant for greatness but got done in by their laziness or hubris.

Again, first world problem. Having too much is a a very easy problem to have. Disposing of stuff is trivial. Getting more stuff is very difficult.

Capitalism is just an economic system, not a life philosophy (that is the role of religion). You again seem to be acting like a reviewer and treating "capitalism" as meaning "physical reality".

You seem to be using some sort of flim-flam to deflect away criticisms of capitalism, taking the small picture of people having their own life improved in some small way to avoid confronting the big picture of corporate greed and excess.
Yes, of course it's nice that everyone has a refrigerator you dumb asshole.

THERE HE IS
THERE HE IS
GET HIM THE HELL OUT OF HERE

I tired of hear the *insert and start VHS* sound in youtube.
Is Retro obsession related to some mental illness? Is it just nostalgia? Zoomers want VHS and Blockbuster?

Nostalgia Chick and Todd in the Shadows have proven that most of TGWTG people were meant for greatness but got done in by their laziness or hubris.

Ellis is genuinely talented. She doesn't have a lot of original thought on film and cinema in general, but she's a very good presenter and knows how to write a great script that breaks down other sources for an audience in a captivating manner.
Unfortunately, she's an unhinged wine aunt with an ego, so she'd never go far as she could.
Todd is just too much of a cuck. You can't take a music reviewer seriously when his takes are entirely formed by what Current Thing supports.
His dismissal of any working white guy playing anything vs the praise negresses get by rhyming about their gross lives is the biggest turn off factor for any audience that isn't retarded

i've noticed everyone uses the SFX from tony hawk, specifically the sound from special moves

Capitalism is an economic system meant to maximize the supply of goods and services. It's incredibly successful at that. You seem to be criticizing it for not saving your soul, which is a bizarre expectation to have. It's like criticizing your car insurance company for not cooking your breakfast.

Nostalgia Chick seems like she has talent, but is very much a man hating extremist feminist and a highly egotiatical LGBBQ proponent.

i was going 10 miles above below the speed limit

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Youtube is just people regurgitating shit from other youtubers.
Video styles, video topics, jokes, etc.
They heard someone else do it so they took it. It's that simple.

When I was younger I wanted to be part of the films they did and chill out with them.

Metal Gear soud alert, the "Whoosh" sound, random SFX of movies. subtitles flashing on the screen one word at a time but not intended for the actual purpose of reading, making harder for deaf people understand the video. Everybody are using the same templates and SFX and we not understand why

Well AVGN himself did. He's just a bit of a onions, but at least he's had no controversies or acted like a jackass. I just wish Mike was back

Political beliefs aside, they still understoond that the quality standard has shifted and what worked before doesn't anymore and applied themselves accordingly.

but at least he's had no controversies or acted like a jackass

There was this one Cheetahmen II debacle, and the Ghostbusters 2016 one.

no controversies

He was outed as having plagiarized his monster movie reviews, which were the last fucking thing that anyone even assumed he cared about/did himself.

Stephen Georg is pretty normal and he's got a wife and like 20 years of documenting his daily life so I'm pretty confident in that

lots of youtubers put white noise in background music, harmless in Pc and Tvs but painful in headphones. They really hate his audiences.

Lindsay Ellis and Folding Ideas dude, if being feminist lefties doesn't count.

He was outed as having plagiarized his monster movie reviews

That was the fat dudes he was working with. He assumed that those fat fucks were working earnestly. IICR, their presence in AVGN stuff is completely minimized now

Lindsay Ellis

LMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO

OMEGA...lul

It was soul until everyone started doing it and then it became cringe

Okay, you're still passing the blame for him. He obviously doesn't actually care about monster movies that much if he just let the fat kikes do that instead of making his own reviews.

Thing is, fat dudes had no place touching anything Monster Madness related in the first place, it's AVGN who's constantly been talking in his videos about how he's passionate about Universal Monsters but apparently he couldn't even bother to review these movies himself anymore, quite the passionate fella if you ask me.

Oversimplification of a complex interaction between economic systems and cultural mores, acting like there's some clear delineation between the two especially when free market capitalism is specifically politically and socially motivated is reductive and short-sighted.
It may seem bizarre to you to expect a countries economic system to reflect/be symbiotic with it's cultural mores but I'd say that you're institutionalized.
You say, "what's the problem it's just an economic system" and I say the social and moral impact it has on our people and our culture. If that's not important to you that seems to a specific disease of the soul, so to speak.

The Lightbringer has the whiteknighting and the whole attraction to futa and M&Ms that has been uncovered but so far nothing on rape/molesting minors. I'm still betting something will pop up eventually, i'm dead convinced he's hiding something due to how vocal he is about is current values.
What i can believe is that he was racist until not too long ago since in a lot of old reviews he mentioned he was republican and recently he outed himself as a christcuck.

I mean her channel was pulling millions and brought in a lot of cash but she just messed with the Bob Mob and it was all downhill from there.

plz someone link me the vids, i've been looking forever for them. First time i've seen him mentioned in years

Folding Ideas is absolutely grooms minors. His review of The Book of Henry spends an excrutiating amount of time dissecting the movie, but the one thing that would be an easy target for him, the scene where Sheila kisses Henry out of nowhere, gets a very brief passing mention in the initial recap and that's it, with just an hastily put together "I'm not ok with this" softcoded sub clearly added in post.

same

thankfully I skip all that shit with sponsorblock

Oblihatory

youtu.be/PWhf4rQHojU?feature=shared

i imagined something about a retard and it wasnt true so now i am angry at the retard

Smard.

I'm so annoyed that people tell me I look like him, despite being less than a quarter his weight

that or autism and not the Anon Babble autism but actual autism

guarantee you it is your beard

Seems ridiculous to install an add-on when YT has hovering thumbnails on the timeline now.

It probably is

you watched too many episodes of Drawn Together

For me, it's Dr Insano

He got super triggered by it when he saw the japanese pages

All know about this Folding faggot is that he downloaded child porn as gay op or something and that he's a complete midwit that invented concepts for his retarded audience, who then repeat it like parrots and get embarrassed any time they argue with a non faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=8Dny545a2OM

Iron Liz made >her own version of Lightbringer.

Mandalore casually admitting stuff like he had a slave ring in the early school years, he bullied a retard at D&D and fucked around with more mentally challenged people in his scout group, almost getting killed by one

Man, i really wish he didn't had the Shodan and Vinny accidents.

The great iron liz...

JesuOtaku is the only actually cute girl on Channel Awesome

Troons out

Sad.

99% chance of being a homosexual

I still can't believe he's gone. I mean Hellsing920 was fat and in poor health, but this dude just vanished, started a normal life and then *poof* dead.

youtube.com/watch?v=-PyVFYLZTms

Are you kidding me? Destiny is incredibly hateable.
He's a insufferable faggot whose existence is only possible due to the modern age and how large corporations ruined the internet
The reason he has to fly in ewhores to fuck is that he knows that he can't leave his cum soaked apartment because his very existence causes revulsion on the average human being.

the Power Rangers autism

Hey, when IS the next History of the Power Rangers anyway?

I imagined

The fuck you're talking about? AVGN made constant mentions about these old as shit movies and how much they shaped his childhood and passion for film.

hellsing i always knew was going to die young but how he died was still kinda sad

Hol up

I still have no idea what was the original plan for after the storyline with the death of the King of Worms. It seemed such a big deal, an eldritch horror getting a heart attack by seeing the Plot Hole and a reference to Exorcist III, the return of Lord Vyce and the Entity, but then it was "oh, turns out Linkara was posessed by the Entity all this time". Absolutely reeks of last-minute rewriting.
I'm just glad that because of whatever stupid shit is happening in his life to fuck over his schedule the storyline has virtually stopped with just an occasion here or there of mentioning "oh yeah, it's still a thing".

What did she even do on the site? Other than the Brawl and Spooning With Spoony I've not seen her in anything.

He's the e-celeb equivalent of a pajeet.

SAAR I AM VERY STRONG DEBATER SAAR YOUR JUST AFRAID OF LOSING SAAR

is a fat unkempt jew boy

takes selfie with literal paid whores

SAAR LOOK AT WHAT SUCCESS LOOKS LIKE YES ARE YOU JEALOUS SAAR

The only winning move is to ignore.

soul

Amateurs reviewing things and doing stupid skits for entertainment. Even if half of them were fucking stupid and didn't understand how to edit properly so the sound wouldn't just come out of one ear.

soulless

Zoomerbaiters readingwikipedia articles over gameplay footage for 2-150 HOURS

What did she even do on the site?

Anime/anime vidya reviews IIRC, mostly shit from TV and 4kids. Also appeared in NC's Digimon review to explain what is going on.

she lives in Japan now as an illustrator

Folding Ideas

He has been playing retail WoW since vanilla and never missed a month doing dailies. There has to be something massively fucking wrong with that dude.

Because there has been nothing interesting over the past 15 years.

when YouTube was mostly full of autistic westerners, before normies and thirdies polluted it

Take me back

Remember when Linkara made a 2 hour Silent Hill comic review where he spends half of it on his OC content?

Zoomerbaiters readingwikipedia articles over gameplay footage for 2-150 HOURS

it's just retelling of game synopsis but adding two sentences at the end

that will be 2 hours + tip

i miss when the new forest temple music guys started uploading videos talking about how he was more powerful than god

Now he works for disney and is more successful than any of those HACK FRAUDS

that was the single most boring fucking thing I've ever watched

I'd rather watch Gerry again

cheers, anon

The Slav AVGN parody reached the heights of life by becoming a member of a political party and streaming himself play vidya.

I prefer him and Spoony reviewing those fucking Warrior comics.

I think for the first time in modern history the old people may be right that life was better 30 or 40 years ago. being able to download or overnight ship literally anything you want from anywhere has taken all the meaning from everything.

Used to think he was joking whenever he referred to The Lightbringer

Eventually realize that he genuinely believes it's his magnum opus and a benchmark to compare all other comics against

modern Disney

success

For a time everybody was copying JonTron's yellow text on screen as a gag unto itself.

I still find absurdly fascinating how someone like Rank10YGO even managed to come to existence on Youtube. A literal who from Montenegro born out of the Yugoslavian separation wars who really got into Yu-Gi-Oh, decided to cover a very specific art/lore aspect of it that normally is there just for metaflavor and not only got massively popular, but by sheer accident managed to fuck around with a capeshit movie release clowning on Sony.
Though it's hilarious that his most popular video is still the Ultrakill Act 1 review.

The Warrior reviews are pure kino. Probably the best reviewer team-up out there.

Only real G's will remember WizWar100
youtube.com/watch?v=oJF6CWONVaM

over 100k views

How the fuck did that happen?

Jesus, what's with the stripper get-up?

It's all about DESTRUCITY

mad booger nick fans, upset he will never acknowledge their femboy lover's existence ever again and therefore limit the reach of his retardation.

I hate what easy accessibility and globalism has done to the communities.

join a few local anime/vidya communities

rules against racism (black people are not even 1% of the country) and troonism (it's still shunned and unacceptable by the regular folk)

most discussion is either about shipping, sex or who's trans

every even lightly edgy got eventually got banned and now the discussion is as dry as an AA meeting.

Spoony's just a lesson in why you shouldn't soulkill yourself by getting entrenched in contemporary politics. that shit is what got his mental state down so low he couldn't even try making a video anymore.

Does he still look like Grima Wormtoungue?

Honestly between the booze, schizo medicine, and stress he could look worse.

jew

Lemme guess, TDS?

Remember when Linkara made a 2 hour Silent Hill comic review where he spends half of it on his OC content?

do you mean his skits and "lore"? I dont remember that, i remember christabella and how cringe that comic was.

What i do remember is how i HATED that he took the good idea of Highlighting Horror Comics for the month of October and RUINED IT by doing it as a new cringy character with an anoying as fuck voice.

Eventually realize that he genuinely believes it's his magnum opus and a benchmark to compare all other comics against

youtube.com/watch?v=BGF-luE9Fhw

He called it a crappy old webcomic.

Remember when Spoony wrote for a magazine and got fired after always hyperfocusing on irrelevant things and always being extremely negative about them?

His mental illness would have surfaced regardless. He was one of the only two 2000s video game reviewers I watched, the other being AVGN (though I watched those on his site, not youtube). At least he just stopped, rather than make zombie content for decades like AVGN.

Oneyplays impression of him is actually spot on

Holy shit

It was always a very silly story but for some reason his ego convinced him that he was suddenly writing a compelling sci-fi story and that his acting was good enough where he was able to play multiple roles competently

rules against racism (black people are not even 1% of the country)

Racism is for retards, it's unironically good to ban for it. even Anon Babble does it. try it right now and see :)

troonism (it's still shunned and unacceptable by the regular folk)

you mean shunned by uneducated 3rd worlders. You are in good company with the sand people that gather around a meteorite to worship a pedophile that flew away on a donkey then.

the other two things are correct tho

I would be elated if Folding Ideas crossed paths with the Sharty.

is that why he got fired? i thought it was because he couldn't meet deadlines (sometimes foreshadowing-)

Someone provided his reviews a few years back and it was absolutely hilarious that every new rewiew of him addressed the criticism from readers that he got from his prior review. It got so bad that the editor in chief had to mediate and eventually fire him.
Even back then he had some ultra thin skin.

pedophile links up with other pedophiles

Not vidya but it's equally funny as it is sad that Mr. Enter sometimes plays a "good" version of himself to calm his autistic ass down when he's getting mad at some children's cartoon.

A few years ago during a review of a webcomic he did mentioned he openly dislikes the webcomic and having done it, i don't know how much he would care to identify with it if it was the case.
Mind you, in the same sequence he also mentioned something like "it's also used as a gotcha moment to say i shouldn't be allowed to review things because talented people have never made bad things, as this show has demonstated", so he still has enough ego to believe he has talent to begin with.

damn, i wonder why he did just laugh along with the person literally mocking his voice and encouraging his even stupider fans to also constantly bully a much smaller youtuber!

there are many, many, MANY reasons to hate and ridicule Linkara but the oney whatever shit was 100 percent just people bullying a person they dont like.

Folding Ideas spammed infinitychan with hyper realistic 3D loli and got in trouble

Protip: Skip the first 10-20% of any video made after 2015. You won't miss a thing.

Why would Jews be mad at someone who serves their every need?

The dude was done way before 2016 you video essay watching fag.

Got any links for those reviews?

Could be worse.

not an argument. i win

They're mad at the goyim who think he represents their interests. He's the scapegoat.

You literally die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.

For me it's Morgan Von Webb

10-20%

Try 90%.

You're supposed to be trapped in the mirror dimension, Linkara

fetal matter

I hate esl phone posters so goddamn much

You'll just skip to the overly long outtro then.

skip to the sources which take hilariously less time to read through than watching the video. Sounds good.

Time to find the golden hotdog, I guess.

Lol I'm so glad I'm not that autistic

video game video form the late 2000s

blue screen

white text

grand theft auto 4 funny moments

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

your 2000s review does their Joker parody video

youtu.be/JMwGNRWBh9A?feature=shared
This video is some Guantanimo Bay type torture

archive.org it shitting itself right now, but I'm pretty sure they're on there. Otherwise check some older spoony Anon Babble threads. Pretty sure I got them from there.

Tehsnakerers best video will always be the one he did on E.V.O

Linkara's ""job"" is to shit on comics but he can't handle some bantz directed at him?

Doug walker managed to roll with it just fine, Fagakara should be less of a pussy

"You can't possibly dislike both Lightbringer and Oney, you have to be a fan of one of them!"

It's ok, anon, it's a safe space here.

bantz

bantz is between friends. they were not his friends and they never met him. Linkara probably never even heard of them until oney retards fans started bullying him. I doubt there was even any cross over in the two fandoms.

Well then...
Kino or cringe?

Drowing Pool - Bodies

Powerman 5000 - Worlds Collide

Rob Zombie - Dragula

Rob Dougan - Clubbed to Death

Yep, it's kino time.

bald

jewish

Cringe.

whats worse, this or lightbringer? Trink question, AT4W: The Movie is worse.

We know about your spaceship, Linkara.

I know exactly one Linkara fan IRL and he's a literal retard with the safest/unfunniest sense of humor ever, but he got super angry at OneyPlays for making fun of his favorite Youtuber

Fuck off back to r/cinemassacretruth and cry about mike making a "racist" comic 20 years ago already. James doesn't need to commit seppuku because a hired writer he used for a short time plagiarized someone else's writing.

Throughout the ages I only ever watched AVGN.
I saw kickarsia once because my nerd friend insisted it was fun and my big complaint was that it was Bored James instead of AVGN that made a cameo.
What a horrible movie that was

Bantz can be between anyone, even anonymous random strangers

WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE THINKING?!

I remember people getting banned from the earthbound fan forums for even hinting that Giygas looked like a fetus.

heh you're just mad Destiny is gay faggot that sucks cocks

?????

its bad and your friend is a retard for making you watch it if you were not a fan of TGWTG

This was an actual comic book?

We're talking about washed up 2000s reviewers not your gay groyper/destiny faggots

you had to be there zoom zoom

Post ORM bench

Bantz can be between anyone

no retard, it cant. We are not having "bantz" right now, i actually wish i could punch you in the throat as i type this.

Destiny is a cuckold faggot, soon to be convicted revenge pornographer
Nick Fuentes is a gay faggot and his followers are all pedos
You should hate both and laugh at their declines

Dude sounds like a fucking faggot

Absolutely cringe. Doug encapsulates the mentality of "american who can't understand foreign medias and has to process them under his own set of views and values, fucking up 90% of the time". And has stopped being funny a long time ago.

Yer fond of me comic, ain't ye?

Thank you.

Nothing is ever enough for jews

the bisexual coomer that says he is bisexual has sucked a pp

Abby from Last of Us

cuckold

made his ex pay him out before divorcing her ass

has sex with more women than you ever will

his name is not sneako

standing up for faggots on Anon Babble

LMAO
Why don't you go suck a dick, homo?

nick certainly did LOLE

The skits from old youtube were undoubtedly cringe but it's 100% more soulful than anything reviewers are doing today.

his name is not sneako

Might as well be since they're both gay.

LOLOL! Fags on 4chinz!!!

whereoyouthinkyouare.jpeg

i only suck futa cock btw

When Doug did that PBS commercial I never wanted it defunded faster
youtu.be/AhjDevwsfcM?feature=shared

wife fucked other men

not a cuckold

Amazing, you managed to demonstrate exactly why I said people shouldn't soulkill themselves by getting involved in contemporary politics. No, he's caucasian.

defending a faggot by saying another faggot is gay

????

I bet Glen Greenwald likes it too

she's cute

No he isn't.

i only suck futa cock btw

Consistent with your homo behavior

It wasn't nearly as bad until then and you cannot prove otherwise, projecting retard. Unlike you I was there. He was at least doing SOMETHING before then, even if it was just shitty wrestling and tabletop streams nobody cared about.

she fucked other men

actually, she barely ever fucked other men, it's why he got pissed at her since she would get ass blasted that he would fuck way more people than her. She was a typical picky, european bitch.

Glenn just vindicates my belief that homosexuality is inherently caused by some form of hypersexuality. There are no normal gays. They're all perverts because that's what you need to be in order to fuck men as another man.

Isn't he on stream talking about some big cocked brown person she fucked and how he was jealous?

barely fucking other men is still fucking other men
what a bizarre post

wholesome picture. the angry nazis of Anon Babble cannot fathom the concept of joy and so this kills them.

Is this for real?

le every white person that I say is bad is le jewish

Kill yourself Anon Babbletroon.

Yeah, Greenwald is one of the few journalist that actually do their job and despite him being a fag it always seemed like he was the vaunted "normal gay" that they used to say was actually most of them.
Turn out he was just more discreet

I have legitimately wondered for a while if he has a bigger skeleton in the closet noone knows about but a few people like Lupa or Lightbringer and they told him to knock it off or they'll publicly shame him some more or something. We do know some of the CtC people knew about JewWario and stayed silent, so it's entirely possible.

no thats just your own personal fantasy anon.

Sorry that you can't see the differences between yourself and (((aggressive mimicry))).

At least he admits it's bad. Linkara would have a sperg fit if it was his and people were making fun of it.

No, I recall that happening

Why are we talking about Anon Babble ecelebs now
Can we go back to talking about Linkara

IT WILL BE OUT WHEN IT'S OUT!

are you the kind of retard that sees NTR everywhere you go? posting in the NTR subrebbit sharpening you knives with the other NTR haters like the legion of doom? you know swingers existed before the internet right? not all partner sharing is cuckoldry. we love the dictionary definition of things like woman but not cuckold i guess.

Why did people even like the Nostalgia Critic to begin with? He always had a very annoying voice and overacted unfunnily to everything.

noooo other men fucking his wife isn't cucking!!!!

LMAO

You're trying to claim Doug Walker is a jew too. You're just a brainrotted subhuman who can't walk and chew bubble gum at the same time without havint to pause both to breathe.

Board James and Spoony's Black Hole of Board Games crossover never ever

The only actual crime here. Rap Rat will never see justice.

He remembered it so we didn't have to.

yeah, just like people think they spoke to god or were abducted by aliens

Could you carve a niche as an American internet personality who is obsessed with Luxemburg politics?

Because people weren't programmed to consider it shit and prefer adhd editing instead.

Skill issue

because the groyper fanbase of 4chinz cannot stop spreading their cancer everywhere, proving how asshurt they constantly are.

You mean this Trostky-looking motherfucker?

barely a cuckold is still a cuckold
what's so hard to understand
did destiny's wife fuck other men while they were married?
if yes, he is a cuckold
if no, he isn't
it's a binary yes/no question

Because some faggy Destiny fan got sensitive when someone shat on him now he's projecting that everyone is part of Nick Fuentes's gay club

not wrong. also, lol, he tried to get on Jimmy Fallon.

Oh no no no no lol.

but why even bring up someone that has nothing to do with TGWTG unless he lives rent free in your mind fucking your mom?

I dunno, I got here after the shitflinging had started, I just added a comment shitting on Destiny because he's a dumb queer.

He was brought up in relation to JonTron, child.

barely a cuckold is still a cuckold

try not even a cuckhold. you dont even know what that word means stupid.

The original one PBS had the comments locked and it was eventually taken down.

Okay, what does it mean then?

thank you for proving my point.

see

He was already wealthy before he even started because his family has money. You ever notice that he lives in a nice, well-decorated condo in New York City? Of course the motherfucker was wealthy.
His YouTube videos also made all kinds of money, at least a couple mil. I think you underestimate how much money you can make if you even have a brief window where you're getting millions of views. One video with like 10 million views translates to roughly 25k.
He's already done. The man is able to retire more wealthy than if he had been a fucking neurosurgeon the entire time.

All I've proved is that you're a fag

The pitch video is still on his channel.
youtube.com/watch?v=dF9sA4rOi7w

Oof.

I think his tranny boyfriend was the first tranny I remember encountering on the Internet

That shit wasn't a thing in the 2010s.

that jontron debate was amazing.

my friend

my friend

my friend

my friend

LOL. he sealed him away for a long time with that shit.

To be really successful in the world of internet celebrity, you have to be born on third base or completely manufactured, like Logan Paul. So much for the internet decentralizing power in media.

Funny enough Iron Liz got excommunicated from Luis's group because Liz is a Trump supporter which is odd for a tranny.

CRIIINGE!

which is odd for a tranny

You need to stop thinking that these mentally ill freaks make logical maneuvers. They do whatever they think will bring them power in the moment.

Were the Paul brothers secretly rich of groomed by Hollywood pedos or something?
Their dad seemed like white trash bum, but their popularity was so unnatural

thats true now but not in the late 2000s early 2010s youtube.

Not to mention he was flying back and forth between LA and NYC on a WEEKLY basis during Game Grumps. He's so fucking loaded. Growing up rich is probably why he didn't spin out like Egoraptor, who by contrast was a poor Floridian who suddenly found himself with incredible wealth and didn't know how to handle it.

True

Lewis said it himself in a recent review: people act against their own interest all the time.

I sorta kinda remember that drama. I checked out of that entire group when spoony got kicked out. I don't care if spoony is cringe his videos were peak

trannies

people

Choose one.

It's not exactly the same as nepotism, but some men catch the eyes of other, richer men, and get turned into PRODUCT.
The Paul brothers are products. They're things that are being sold to the populace as part of a wider marketing strategy. Focusing on the Pauls is like observing a cheeseburger and calling the cheeseburger the restaurant instead of the building you bought it from.
I'm sure the actual brains of the operation is an actual jew who just kind of sticks to the shadows. Not even trying to be anti-semitic on purpose, it's just that this is a story as old as time.

Not even trying to be anti-semitic on purpose

You really need to stop being such a fucking pussy goy. They want your entire people dead, make no mistake.

You say that because it's older
it was shit