How can you go from the kino that is Crash 1-3 to this gay easter egg hunt bullshit with a dogshit camera and boring...

but you are actually meant to play it like a toddler where you constantly start, stop, and adjust camera every few steps.

You're bad at video games. Sorry you had to find out this way.

I remember someone saying Ape Escape is better than Astro Bot. After having played both games, I legitimately think you must have brain damage to believe that.

Astro Bot is so far and away better in every conceivable way. Controls, camera, gamefeel, level design, boss design, hazards are literally many orders of magnitude better in Astro Bot than this dogshit.

Crash and Ape Escape were my childhood. I love both

it's worth considering that Ape escape has waaay more shit going on, gadgets, shooting stuff, an actual need to turn the camera, etc. while Crash is just move, spin and jump

criticize shitty toddler game for massive glaring objective issues

N-N-NOOOOOO IT'S JUST A SKILL ISSUE, YOU'RE JUST BAD AT THIS GAME DESIGNED FOR LITERAL TODDLERS

Cry more manchild faggot

Your "objective issues" are subjective issues that you have because you're shit at the game.

Why are you still complaining about this? you made this thread a week ago and everyone shat all over you for it. Are you just baiting because you want an ape escape thread?

this crash nigga been seething at ape escape and mario 64 for days.

you made this thread like 4 times

Bless this post.

It's objective that the camera constantly moves on its own and will swing wildly in directions you aren't moving, facing to your side or behind you which actively sabotaging your moving and platforming

It's objective that camera controls on d-pad don't allow for movement unless you have three thumbs or do some cramped claw grip nonsense

It's objective that not having any option to un-invert camera controls or aiming is bad design

It's objective that having no aim sensitivity is bad design

It's objective that holding the stick in while also trying to move with that same stick is extremely awkward and finicky and there's like 5 games in existence that do that

Kys manchild subhuman

skill issue i fear, sorry OP

no anon, we don't. It's all a huge psyop to get you off of Anon Babble for a few hours and to make you actually play games. Sorry about that, but now you're back to posting shit on the internet so it's all good.

OP has a humiliation fetish

All of Ape Escape's mechanics are extremely shallow. And you don't even care about what the frivolous bullshit you can do when it absolutely flounders fundamentals like basic camera movement and basic controls, and the level design is extremely dull and simplistic designed for toddlers

There is no way to un-invert camera or aiming controls (can't even rebind because then RC and tank and other controls will be fucked) or adjust sensitivity, and no way to adjust or disable the absolute maddening automatic camera that tries its damnedest to make even the most basic jumps a pain by spinning all around in circles while you're moving. Even the automatic center does almost nothing, because it has to slowly swing over there, and by the time you've taken 2 steps, it's already flown around to another bullshit angle

It's objective that the camera constantly moves on its own and will swing wildly in directions you aren't moving, facing to your side or behind you which actively sabotaging your moving and platforming

No, it's not.
The rest of your post following from this subjective issue is continued angry attempts to justify a skill issue, and I have no interest with engaging with someone who refuses to acknowledge their own shortcomings.

beat game at 5 years old and have a ton of fun laughing at silly monkeys

26 years later, anon plays the game, can't beat it, and rages at controls that a 5 year old could easily comprehend

Interesting.

My guess is that OP lacks object permanence because he thinks he can't move somewhere the camera isn't facing

Throw in Spyro and that was my jam.

Yes it literally does do that retard. You move the stick forward with no other movements and the camera swings around to face your side or behind you. It's also consistently way too low and close.

So even when it's actually facing forward, it's so low and close to you that you can only see a few feet in front of you. It's actually just nauseating to play.

If I could actually control the camera, it would be fine, but I don't have three thumbs and all the controls are inverted even if I did

The controls are designed for retards, not actual humans.

No, you fucking drooling moron, movement is relative to the camera which is a bit of a fucking issue when it flails around wildly in every direction while you're moving.

Literally even just walking down a straight beam is made a pain in the ass because if you just go straight through, the camera will whip around and send you right off the edge. So you have to stop, adjust, stop adjust camera. Again, how a child who has never played a game in their life would play, that's how this game was designed.

The controls are designed for retards

Then they should suit you perfectly.

its a mediocre game with good music

Literally even just walking down a straight beam is made a pain in the ass because if you just go straight through, the camera will whip around and send you right off the edge.

Post a WebM of you playing the game right now. I need to see how unbelievably retarded you are.

Astrobot has worse graphics than Ape Escape

/thread

Imagine being this assblasted over Ape Escape in 2025 lul. Why even compare it to Crash? They are different, and both are great. Seethe much?

The game is extremely easy, the controls are just dogshit, those two things are not mutually exclusive you retard mong

Don't care. Post a WebM of you playing and these supposed camera issues or stop posting.

is this fag trying to be the new bomberman schizo where some useless cocksucker makes the same thread shitting on a niche franchise daily?

it's a mediocre game with mediocre music, but it's fun to see op seethe about it because he simply cant adapt

Post a webm of you eating feces because you clearly love dogshit.

This nigga so bad at games he complains about even ape escape! LMAO!

You're the same retard who tried to say Crash was better than Mario 64 the other day, aren't you?

Always thought this game sucked back in the day. Banjo mogs it.

Do it or fuck off you pussy

i hope that anon comes to claim your concession.

zoomer meltdown when the right stick is used for anything that isn't a camera

cope and seethe. ape escape is for chads

/thread
OP is an aspie faggot as usual

Idk how people complain about tank controls when this shit is 1000x worse. Tank controls actually make sense and are consistent, accurate, and work well with the fixed camera angles.

Meanwhile there is no way to just adjust or adapt to an automatic camera that is zoomed in on your asshole or staring at the ground or constantly whipping around to look to your side or behind you, especially when movement is relative to said wildly inconsistent camera.

The worst part is d-pad adjusts camera, but you need left thumb on left stick for movement, and even with a claw grip, you need another finger on L1, so it's as if it's designed to be as awful as possible. Even with d-pad movement camera movement though, you still aren't in control, you are merely fighting against the constant camera movement and offsetting it somewhat.

It's almost like camera is on right stick so you can control it while you move. But just about anything would be better than this dogshit auto camera that always goes in the worst possible spot. L1/R1, tank controls, even a fucking fixed camera behind that always looks forward would all be much better.

Philistine.

Preach. ape Escape was never good. we need to dispel the myth this was the ps1's "Mario 64" (more like Lmario 64)

Still love how he never post a single webm of this despite saying it for months now

And all this to say, even if the atrocious controls and camera were remedied, the game just isn't fun at all, it's an excruciatingly boring and tedious game. There's like two levels in the whole game that don't just feel like a chore.

Collectathons are always just so fucking dull and uninspired in their level, enemy, and hazard designs, as well as challenge. Because apparently hunting for gay easter eggs is supposed to be the whole appeal.

Let Asobi do a new Ape Escape
The level in Astro was the best of the cameo ones, they got everything perfect
Imagine that with actual ape ai

still won't post a webm of his "camera issues"

I've never seen/heard of that. Do you have examples?

Literally the most reddit post I've seen on Anon Babble in the last 5 minutes

Literally just play the game for 30 seconds. The camera is a way zoomed in snake camera that is always pointing towards the ground and swings around wildly every time you move, constantly trying to face your side or behind you instead of actually fucking in front of you or where you want to go.

I'm not making a webm for you faggot

Half the people in this thread beat the game and caught Specter.

Literally just play the game for 30 seconds.

I can play the game for 30 hours and not see a single instance of the issues you describe. Show a webM of your issues, faggot

I have too you fucking retard, the game is pisseasy, it's just boring garbage with dogshit camera and controls

if you hated it so much why did you take the time to beat it?

It's a short game, but I only played in like 30 minute bursts because it's so boring

fun concept you could decline in endless episodes and cash it like a Mario game for Sony

could be an ambassador for each console/controller gimmick

nah let's just make tps or team shooters with ugly lesbians and shit

Sony, everyone.

im more shocked it took 2 console generations from ps3 - ps5 before it really started to hurt them financially
xbox already threw in the towel buying activision and fucking off
sony currently flailing with the marathon scandal, fairgames reporting not looking too good and having canceled most of their live service games.
cant wait to see for not e3 to see the state of this joke industry

PS4/PS5 are making like 10x more profit than all their previous gens combined

Cope tendie fag

yeah they're making so much profit they need to release their games on pc and are currently failing to have any worthwhile exclusives for the generation
that sure seems successful to me

PS4/PS5 are making like 10x more profit than all their previous gens combined

Source?

It's what brought us dual-analog stick controls. Repent yourself, zoomer.

what is a financial report

Underage retards

By all means, post it for the class then.

didnt answer my question as to why ps5 has no exclusive gaems you dumb fuck

Yes anon, I'm asking for the report

I'm not OP and i love ape escape, but that isn't true. They changed course on development when they heard about the dual analog controller. It was the first game that released that utilizes it, but dualshock didn't come out for sure escape.