Rematch

Soccer is a gay persons sport

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The sports genre been poisoned for over a decade at this point by all the yearly slop ea puts out. Most people have learned to just ignore the genre.

better than rocket league because its more reliant on your teammates which means spergs who spend 100 hours on air combos do less well here since its harder to solo the team by yourself since enemy team + strong keepers means you need to rely on your team moreso than rocket league.

The controls feel so fucking good. the way you can string the animations together is so fucking sick. I keep finding new ways to get the ball where I want it to go

Game reminds me of s4 league/gunz. Third person "action" game MP only that takes skill

Going from Absolver and Sifu to this seems like a strange jump for Sloclap.

I'm really enjoying the game but I won't buy it because of vitiligo. And it's not because I hate people with Vitiligo, it's just that it's an incredibly cheap and dishonest virtue signaling device for when you don't care actually care about the thing, but you need to somehow project that you stand for it. In the most resource saving way possible.

absolver was multiplayer why would it be a strange jump

Sell me on this shit. I have played rocket league but not Sifu, but own both.

Why is a woman playing the sport with a man on the cover? Its woke.

I mean that it’s not martial arts. But the way is talking about it, maybe there actually is some mechanical through-line, because that sounds like how Absolver felt. I guess the only difference is whether you’re kicking a ball or a head.

You can absolutely feel that it's made by Sifu/Absolver guys. You basically control everything by yourself. Passing shooting dribbling lobbing
There's nothing automated like fifa

better than rocket league because its more reliant on your teammates

i can't even

you control one player in a football-like game, yes

Played the beta and it was fun, I'll buy it when it goes f2p in six months

extinguish the light of your own life.

The game is amazing and after playing 40 hours of this, I'm unironically thinking about dropping my soul crushing job and try to go pro in it, should I?

I like it but it's entirely reliant on your team and most people who like soccer are literal knuckle scraping ape people from south america or they are playing because of some gay anime and are weebs. worst case scenario they are both.

if you already put 40 hours in it you probably have enough free time without dropping your job

Is this a controller or mouse and keyboard game?

yes

like soccer are literal knuckle scraping ape people from south america

EGOISTO

I would genuinely rather have vitiligo in character creators than heterochromia.

It looks neat but I have imagine it's infested with south americans and, even worse, europeans.

Not that bad. Puck is better.

Soccer is only as popular as it is because it uses the least amount of resources, hence why third world poors play it exclusively. They can’t afford helmets and baseball gloves and bats and should pads or basket ball hoops with flat ground to bounce the ball on, or hockey skates/sticks/pads/helmets/ice-rink. Soccer you literally just need a ball and a “goal”, that’s literally it. An

IF YOU'RE GOING FOR A GOAL
AND THE OTHER DUDE HAS THE BALL
DO NOT FUCKING RUN INTO HIM LIKE A RETARD, GO LONG SO HE HAS THE SPACE FOR A PASS
WHY ARE YOU RUNNING TOWARDS THE GUY WHO HAS THE BALL SO HE CAN'T PASS IT PROPERLY

they need to fix their servers. its what, two weeks from release and its pretty rubber-bandy. seriously.

football

uninteresting

Just say you're a faggot next time, it will save us all a lot of time.

not 11 vs 11

the controls are so ass and you cant really play it with random people. the rush mode in fifa is actually better, or pro clubs, and i say that with utter disgust towards ea and the fifa game series

really big skill issue

entire sport is about acting like you got injured

That would be the South Americans (AKA biggest poofters and cheats on the planet) that came up with that style of play.

I've been playing Rocket League for nearly a decade

Chad bangs your wife while you go beat a drum and stuff your face with greasy scran

Mate, my wife is the drum

the controls are so ass

????? the controls are really simple and intuitive but also allow for some complex movement

doesn't matter who came up with it. it's the meta that everyone participates in, regardless of nationality. it's a dishonest sport where you just try to get the referee to put the opponent at a disadvantage instead of out skilling them.

Soccer is your most uninteresting sport saxon. Only the lowest of the dregs of the underclass enjoy it

pass

THERE IS BEARCUM
THERE IS BEARCUM
THERE IS BEARCUM
THERE IS BEARCUM
THERE IS BEARCUM
THERE IS BEARCUM

EGOISTO wastes possession in the backfield trying to meme flick over 2 opponents and allows an uncontested goal

fucking sick of this shit, happens at the other end too where they waste possesion and a golden attack opportunity because they think theyre prime messi

just BLOOT the FOOKIN ball

weebs and browns ruining a video game community? wow I'm not surprised at all

not trying to excuse those kind of retards but sometimes your teammates really don't know how to position themselves for a good pass
most players don't even know how to run in parallel, they run towards you when you have the ball so it's "easier" for you to pass it

Americans don't give a shit about football because they suck at it. They're ego-driven animals. If they found some, even minor success in the sport, they'd start caring. But since they're shit, they cope by claiming it's boring or for poorfags (which is to its merit, not a flaw) or some other lame insult. Meanwhile they play handegg, which is just rugby for women and cowards, and niggerball so they can get their daily dose of black people worship. Both games are 90% commercials btw.

Their only good sports are baseball (nobody cares) and hockey (which they're pretty ok at) but if they sucked ass at hockey you know they'd drop that shit immediately.

baseball is actually the gayest sport ever invented and I'm shocked you put it above apehoop and handegg
hockey is based though

not trying to excuse those kind of retards but sometimes your teammates really don't know how to position themselves for a good pass

or defending either. everyone running to the ball like children at the schoolyard. absolutely embarrassing.

Football is kino

As someone who loved Sifu, I'm still just kind of baffled by this thing's existence.

kek this might be the best course of action given how retarded some players are

What stops a ref from giving a red to all of those prancing faggots?

Can you juggle/freestyle with it, just like FIFA Street?

You can do preset moves like sombreros or do dekes, but it's more on the arcady side.

Soccer is extremely popular in the 3rd world

"You have to be white to enjoy it"

Israel

strike opponent

cry

Women playing with men

Retarded, the female world champions literally got destroyed by middle school boys when they played.

Everytime i see someone with a Blue Lock custom, either Nagi or Chigiri i just know they're going to be the most insufferable ballhogs.

Whoa, cool it with the antisemitic questions ok chief

Blue Lock custom

that shit is in the game?

Nah but you can customize your own character.
If you see a twink with short white hairs or long pink hairs, know that once they touch it you'll only get the ball back from the opponents feet;

clearly you're not an egoist

I don't understand why they use this term like it's a good thing either. Wouldn't having a huge ego imply you suck cock as a teammate?

the EGOISTO would of course think the term endearing.

Don't think too much into it the manga dumb premises is just an excuse to have a battle shonen around a team sport, the author doesn't know a whole lot about footy.

makes sense
at least we got a meme word for shitters before the game is even out

and you've to be white to enjoy it

literally and genuinely only cared about in third world shit holes and those third world shitholes are the only countries good at the "sport"

What he mean by this? When nonwhite meccas like Brazil and Argentina are the best in the world, it's not a white sport.

The white shirt with the 3 fucked up. He had minimal contact with somebody else and isn't rolling on the ground.

relying on random teammates that may or may not even know what their keybinds are makes it better than a game where if you get good enough you can basically solo games yourself

Why the fuck is this game not F2P? It's DOA at $25

they took the Gamepass money instead

look up the mangaka's previous works

jagaaan

I guess I need to check this out after all

wallball

ew, gross

yeah people like games that rely on teamwork.

soccer

sorry im not shitalian

you've to be white to enjoy it

"female"

shoulders wider than hips

oh its one of "those" games

shoulders wider than hips

That's like 99.9% of females though...