What went so RIGHT ?

What went so RIGHT ?

It activates eastern/northern european and chinese neurons.

not video games, csgo is just an online casino for children

It's f2p and it comes with money laundering minigame
Also:

check my steam Inventory for the hell of it

had some older cases rotting there for a while

click on one to check its price

8 quid

wtf

realise I have quite a few cases that valve rotated out and they've only been going in price since

got well over £200 in cases

remember that like a decade ago I sold all my cases and skins after I was done with the game at the time

got like £40 for them all and I was quite pleased with it

tfw I would get well over a grand in steambux for them nowadays

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A giant skin market capitalizing on children/adults addicted to gacha.
CS is a gacha with a market that extends to the third-parties first and foremost and everything else second. If you were to remove all those people and leave the ones ACTUALLY playing the game you'd probably see the numbers decrease by 70%.

why are there suddenly so many cs2 threads on Anon Babble lately? Marketing push from valve? Did some popular zoomer entertainer make a video on cs2?

What's going on here?

yeah its kinda crazy I got 600 worth of items from 40 bucks spent on operations and just random and weekly drops

if valve fixed the shitty netcode and actually gave a fuck about cheaters the game would be great. there is no better 5v5 fps game.

you're fucking retarded and have exactly ZERO understanding of the cs2 economy

The same thing that went right with Counter-Strike 25 years ago. It's a decent game, but now with gambling.

Why does the catalog keep fucking freezing

Fix your shitty fucking site gookmoot

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Giving turd worlders internet access, incentivizing botting via the weapon skin system

Killing csgo and forcing everyone in there

yeah it would easily lose 95% of it's playerbase if the gambling and money laundering element got removed, 70% is very naive

I sold my old tf2 stuff for 2k two years ago and I still have 400 steam bucks

Valve is paying for shills.
If artifact, underlords and deadcock didn't tip you off already, Cs 2, Dota 2 and tf2 support should have.
And if THAT didn't tip you off, the fact that they've always maintained the best relationship with literal shill farms (rps) should've tipped you off.
And if all that mountain of evidence alongside the fact that they invented battlepasses and lootboxes didn't tip you off, this latest wave of hiring "community managers" who shit up Anon Babble every weekend with valve threads should.
Not being beholden to public shareholders matter very little when the company is still chasing after quarterly numbers.
Imagine being so fucking fat that your solution to eating too much us to eat more stuff and just label the more stuff as pills - that's the kind of value gaben lives by, and valve has responded by hiring shills as their solution to creative bankruptcy.

hackers and players that are better than them

Why is everyone suddenly interested in the most skill-demanding and unforgiving fps now? I can't imagine going back to CS when there are so many simple and fun shooters like Battlefield, CoD and OW.

You only get 1 drop every week and you don't need to be in the game to trade. So yeah, you are a fucking retard that has 0 understanding of CS2 market.

Battlefield and OW are team games and you can't carry as much as you can in cs

This. I play cs but there's nothing really to talk about. You just play the game, which is hard for many Anon Babble cretins to understand

When I said gacha I meant pulling for skins like you do in gachas for characters.

You are still a retard because in-game store doesn't sell cases.
Everyone only got 1 or less case per week so it's impossible to open cases for more than 5 min even if everyone decided to open every cases.

ban steam charts threads

Play CS

Get one-tapped by foreigners before I can even see them or react

How does one go about gitting gud

git gud like them by practicing for hours everyday

In my mind, I just pretend that modern day Valve is still the valve that made L4D2 and Portal. But I know that ship has fucking sailed.

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chinese bots farming crates

I, too, watched the Coffeezilla vids and take his word as gospel.

Skins. Everyone and their mom wants the big rare shiny skins. Some of my friends open 200 cases every month. Some got gloves, knives. They also trade and buy them as investments. CSGO is the cool crypto.

When I'm king everybody who says "money laundering" without knowing what it is will go to jail.

Did some popular zoomer entertainer make a video on cs2?

CSGO is full of zoomers. Eastern European ones.

That sounds like you need to think about where the opponents might be and not run into their firing lines like that.

Here's what corpos and people who are stuck on the "normie" narrative don't understand: Gamers like videogames.

They like the challenge.
They like the complexity.
They like the freedom.
They like the adventures that these things create. Not adventures written by a writer (though that's complementary), but by their own experiences in the game.

The only reason why the on-rails movie game genre ever blew up was because a bunch of boomers who didn't understand videogames took over in the mid-00s and those were the only games that got a budget. What we're seeing right now is the industry being dragged kicking and screaming back into being gamer-oriented for the first time since the early 00s instead of being aimed at accountants who don't even know what they're looking at.

*hands you plate of diarrhea*

"here you go bro"

1:23:57 long

Yeah I'm not watching that.

Damm, he getting fat. Must be unable to cope with going bald.

Better watch heyzeus skin market videos and ohnepixel reacting to crazy inventories. Add the monthly franzj smurfing video against silvers on nuke.

easy to get into

just you and your gun

Best video game to spectate, easy to get into

stood mostly the same in gameplay since 2000 onwards

market to bring the gambling addicts into it but that's like, what. 10% of the playerbase?

does not need a top end PC

That simple.

buy ak/m4/awp

throw grenades at THE grenade spots >hold shift when going near the objective >see enemy

win or lose instantly because you get 3 shot from a 600 rpm gun

8 year-old turd worlders call you a nigger over and over

This garbage only got popular because there wasn't much competition to 1.6 back then.

how many of them are farming items?

I don't watch any of those either.

play solo

queued up with 3 russians and 1 unknown european

1 russian will go afk if you lose the first 2 rounds

the other 3 teammates will turn into blue enemies

enemy team is a squad of 4-5 all in a discord

true, it's worse than gacha, because instead of just buying the lootboxes you have a million bots and thirdies farm the game to sell lootboxes that then kids buy on the steam market and open them by the hundreds, at least gacha is a simple one way system, you give money to the company and that's the end of it, while csgo is an entire ecosystem of third party websites that are ran by criminal organisations