Bros... I'm still too sick for vidya

not your blog. fuck off.

just drink tea you dummy

don't be so greedy, i'm allowing him to use my blog for a thread

Been eating almost nothing but mountains of vegetables last few weeks

Still shit barely passable bloody bricks bigger than the toilet hole

What are some games to play before i Elvis Presley?

My blog. Cum here.

the issue is not if you can play or not the issue that it's absolutely unenjoyable
and you surely don't want the game to forever associate with shit like diarrhea, splitting headache or coughing up phlegm every 20 minutes

get well soon anon

eats nothing but carbs and fiber

No shit you're going to be shitting constantly and huge logs.

I'm sorry to say but it is terminal, I will pray that god will let you into his golden kingdom.

I'll be confined to bed pretty much all of tomorrow, maybe the day after too (hopefully not, but still). Any recs for a comfy retro turn-based RPG that isn't too long? Last time I had to spend a day sick in bed I played DQ2 and that was pretty comfy so something with a similar feel would be fine (though not that long if possible, can't afford to start something too long right now). Also preferably not in the middle of some series or something, don't really like jumping into the middle of one even if the games aren't that related.
'Preciate.

Eats nothing but food

This is a problem

play Final Fantasy 1
white mage, black mage, monk and another random class

I've already played through all mainline FFs but it's been ages since I played 1. Might actually be time to finally give it a replay.

Do 3 monks and a white mage to haste, then

too sick for vidya, too sick for Anon Babble nigga

I played dark souls while I was suffering through bronchitis. Still enjoy the game. Might be different with diarrhea or a bad headache but caughing and phlegm at least was okay.

Anon there is a reason animals like cows are 75% stomach and are shitting constantly. Humans were meant to be eating denser food.

How do I stop worrying about my health? Im not doing too good, but every moment of my life I think Im going to die.
Everything is unenjoyable. Even video games.

This is sound advice and I never understood some people actually getting mad at this. If you were too ill to get up and go to school you're obviously too sick to basically do anything else but relax and recover. Why would you want to play video games in that scenario?

too sick to go into the meeting at work today (I don't actually work this day usually I would just be going in for the meeting

not too sick for vidya

feels good man, love my job hate the meetings

fuck turn based rpgs play vagrant story

If you're too sick for Vidya you're too sick for shitposting on Anon Babble Anon!

NOOOOOO
MY SOCIAL GROWTH

Sleep lots, warm yourself up and eat healthy things. You'll get better eventually. Get well soon anon.

I rented Sonic and the Secret Rings right after a dentist appointment to stick some shit my mouth to space them for braces, so I associate that game with constant aching pain in my teeth. But that's appropriate since that game sucks and is already painful to play on its own.

But i started eating that many vegetables BECAUSE i was getting Elvis'd.
Doesnt fiber make you shit easier or something?

if you're a Gundam fan you can try MS Saga I guess
just be aware it's like 40+ hours long and the side content's difficulty ranges from "you can do this early game" to "if you aren't doing this in the extremely late game you will get raped" with no almost no inbetween

Everyone dies.

B-but tomorrow is the pizza party…

I had horrible shits and fever when I started DQ2 and it's still a comfy memory, being destroyed barely able to move but having this playing in the background while contemplating
youtube.com/watch?v=KbPvC8C5SxA
youtube.com/watch?v=nsmzVWOm2nI

you are supposed to go to doctor immediately with stuff like this retarded frognigger

If you have painfully voluminous shits then fiber is not the issue, you have to determine what is increasing the volume and hardness of your turds so much. Normally the end of your colon should squish it down to a comfortable diameter, if if feels like you're being fisted every time then something is making your stool too stiff.

stop worrying about death
neat but already played that also it's not comfy enough in case I have to lie down in a weird position where I can't play that well
I've yet to get into Gundam, one day, still 40h is too long in this case, I was thinking more along the lines of 15h max and that's already pushing it (I'd be slower than any estimate anyway)

one day

watch Gundam 0080 War in the pocket around christmas, if you liked that chances are you will like the rest

The most common reason to stay home from school is so that you don't be a faggot that gives the coof to the teacher, every other kid, and their parents. Not necessarily because you're so deathly ill that you can't manage to prop your body upright.
Plus it's not like your body will let you just sleep for 24 hours straight to restmaxx and heal faster. Playing gameboy while you're awake won't harm you.

DUDE lets smoke

oh by the way I'm sick lol

I hate weed smokers more than anything, literal fucking subhumans

man I've felt like shit the last few days

I better put smoke in my lungs to feel better

wowwwww wtf I feel worse?

he doesn't restmaxx

My brother had cancer and still continued smoking weed even during chemo and claimed it worked better than all the prescription medication they were giving him for at home. weedheads are fucking weird.

Is this dog okay? I see him alot and he had a little friend (pictured here) does he need money or a place to stay?

he's perfectly fine

I don't trust anything about cancer treatment. My gut tells me the treatments are intended to kill.

My gut tells me the treatments are intended to kill.

Treatments are meant to prolong, so to squeeze the absolute maximum cash out of a patient before they leave the medical system. As to whether it means prolonging life or prolonging suffering, I’ll let you make that judgement.

Wait, when was weed mentioned? Why are you sperging out? I'm going to go vape a fat bowl in your honor btw (by the way)

because a lot of the time, you're not sick enough to stay in bed and do nothing, but you ARE sick enough to get everyone else sick.

so what are the options

die before it gets painful or before you put your family in debt for life

You need meat, excess consumption of vegetables will fuck you up harder, just avoid dairy, so you don't shit blocks

Depends on how the treatment is done.
Just being on chemo is retarded because cancer cells are cells that still live, evolve, and constantly hide from the rest. In a bit less than a year of pure chemo chances are whatever was left will just adapt to the prescriptions loke a pest to poison and you will be back where you started.

Thats a scary thought anon.
I just hate the idea of death closing in. I think most people do.

Is there really not a cure? Im scared.

you put your family in debt for life

What if you're not American and live in a system NOT designed to milk and crush people

then you need to wake up from your dream

Combined treatments.
Poison the cells with chemo and then nuke the survivors with radiation to avoid adaptation.
It's really that simple but you can't sell it as much as just keeping someone on treatment until they slowly die.
It will still prbably put you in debt but a lesser one.

My dream

but anon is reality I shrimply don't have to pay for medical services. Cannot BELIEVE you guys let insurance companies get their throbbing wieners that far down your throat.

get well anon

Nah I don't pay for insurance either. I simply take care of myself.

MOM, I ALREADY TOLD YOU, YOU CAN'T PAUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EDUCATION

Life is unfair. Unless you have godly genes, you may find yourself sick one day. I hope you dont, its not fun.

Sometimes you get sick and there's nothing you could have done about it.
And it happens more frequently as you get older.

get a cold

pay thousands for "treatment"

Nah. The only thing I really have to worry about is my motorcycle crashing by itself, I'm already hyper aware of all the retards are on the road to the point where I'm dodging accidents before they have a chance to happen. If I get permanently sick like cancer for the original topic, I'm just killing myself. Fuck the insurance and medical jews.

ANON ITS MIDNIGHT TURN THAT BOOK OFF YOU HAVE GAMER SCHOOL IN THE MORNING

that sucks, Get Well Soon anon! hope you feel better tomorrow.

I wish I was as brave as you.
I live with crippling anxiety and am going through an awful health scare right now.

just dont be sick lol

Plus it's not like your body will let you just sleep for 24 hours straight to restmaxx and heal faster.

But that's exactly how recovery works. It heals faster when you don't do anything. And if you're sick enough you can definitely sleep the entire day away.

what if you have pain so excruciating not even basic tylenol does anything?