Do you think they'll redesign Steve Minecraft to look more like Jack Black in the game?

Do you think they'll redesign Steve Minecraft to look more like Jack Black in the game?

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I can't say this movie's existence isn't entertaining, even if it's for all the wrong reasons.

Disneybros..

I doubt microsoft wants to pay royalties to jack black on every minecraft sale they make.

jack black won

STEVE'S LAVA CHICKEN
YEAH IT'S TASTY AS HELL

When is the Terraria movie coming?

how did steve get elytras without killing the ender dragon? its heavily implied he never went to the ender considering he made such a big fuss over Mimosa wasting an ender pearl by saying he almost died fighting an enderman

not a chance
the movie is successful in spite of Jack Black, not because of him

It's infuriating garbage like this succeeds while Snowwhite flops.
They are both just as bad with woke actors who complained about Trump and have horrible CGI.

Might as well say that the movie is successful in spite of the movie itself.

I'm surprised they didn't make a custom skin for people to use that is just Jack Black Steve, it could've been a good marketing idea

When is the Terraria movie coming?

Things are going to get weird when a Roblox movie is greelit.

Maybe I'm just an old faggot now but the original animated Snow White probably holds up fine for a child. Everyone knows Disney is just double dipping with retreading every timeless animated film with live action. Why spend a bunch of money going to see a mid movie when you can watch the better version on disney+ at home? Minecraft at least is a new IP for the movies. Just a shame it didn't exist in the 90s, maybe we would have gotten an animated film which would have been way more interesting.

Might as well say that the movie is successful in spite of the movie itself.

estimated $150 million dollar budget. Domestic numbers are looking favourable. Global numbers will knock it out of the park. A sequel? High probability.

every fucking meme from the movie is a jack black line and there are videos of people sincerely cheering the chicken jockey line

it was because of jack black.

That is the biggest lie I've ever heard.

complaining about that while in the meanwhile a kid has a potato gun, lava chicken, two buckets tied togheter and speed bots from the minecraft legends

They already did in Bugrock

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i mean yes, you underestimate how big the minecraft brand is

yes, it says Minecraft on it
therefore it's a financial success
the movie itself is trash of the highest order and Jack Black hasn't been funny in a long time

They did and surprisingly didn't even make it paid.

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could a movie with Minecraft in the title possibly fail?

I thought for sure this was a flop. Even normalfag social media has been dabbing on it since the trailer reveal.

I kneel I guess.

The primary audience, children ages 5-12, aren't on social media.

Jack Black hasn't been funny in a long time

Movie producer: "Be funny"
Jack Black: *creates impromptu song on the spot*
Producer: "OK, perfect. You got this!"

Choices of movies these day are soulless remake or adaptation that is nothing but "I REMEMBER THING".

Grim.

Yes, the things on the surface level usually are run-of-the mill and expected.
Goes for any form of media nowadays.
Just a little dig deeper.

This movie is 100x better with the CG missing

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they need to add emma myers

they're just padding seats like the industry has been doing for over a decade now

Wait, this shit didn't flop??

Why would it

Because it sucks.

Now it just looks like a Broadway musical.

Wait a minute, is that a real cow in the background that they just slather blocky CGI over in the finished product?

Most movies do

minecraft updates

player takes up 2x2 block area instead of 2x1

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I took my kid to watch this - the show was alright.

WATCH PARTY