Why do boomers cry so much that he used a donkey kong cabinet with an emulator board inside it? He still played the game infront of audiences.
Why do boomers cry so much that he used a donkey kong cabinet with an emulator board inside it...
His hot sauce is good, but not $15 a bottle good. And I'm extremely sure his site's payment processor is why my card got compromised last week.
They think it's a crime to cheat in video games
Is it a vinegar based sauce, or is it full or worthless calories? I only eat vinegar sauces, not eating 200 calories of slop sauce.
A cheat is no true gamer. Nothing further should matter to the true gamer, in his capacity as a gamer.
Literally who
It's not a vinegar-heavy sauce. It's actually got a much better amount of pepper mash than typical pepper hot sauces. It IS good quality, like I said, just not quite $15 quality. Honestly, I'd be more interested in a Ghost Pepper sauce in this vein. Apparently that might be happening, too.
you wouldnt know by lookin at him, but that dude is actually 60 fucking years old
Because there was no reason not to use a real Donkey Kong cabinet. There is nothing wrong with using MAME but when you say it's the real board and adamantly deny playing on an emulator despite being caught there is suspected foul play. The problem with Billy is that he's a dishonest piece of shit.
And Karl looks like 50 lol.
boomers
Its millenials and zoomers crying over him, not boomers. Boomers are the ones who defend him. Millenials and zoomers sperg out over him because they watch the youtube videos about him.
Might have something to with his reaction to the whole thing
because he has god tier hair genetics
im a zoomer and i defend him too
PAY BILLY
See we used to have a thing called standards, gamer standards, and cheaters were look down upon.
But I'm sure zommies will never understand.
I just watched the King of Kong.
How did people ever think THIS guy was the "good" guy?
He's such a dweeb.
Billy, stop making threads. Nobody cares. You fudged the numbers, move on.
Faggots love stupid simplistic good vs evil narratives. The same reason why Karl is now stringing himself up.
it's up your alley, it's vinegar with red coloring
I enjoyed watching Billy's little rat bastard henchman dude running around making life hard for Mr. Main Character Guy. Also how the main character's wife and daughter were mega passive aggressive the whole time because they thought the arcade game shit was gay. Shit was so kino
Remember when even Anon Babble was full of Jobberfags swearing that Billy "King of Kong" Mitchell would lose the defamation lawsuit
because... because he's a dishonest hecking CHEATER, okay?? (something that applies 110% to drama youtuber Karl Jobst) That means he should be eternally vilified and only trolls are defending him!
Now even the normiest normalfags have done a 180.
b-but we didn't know what the lawsuit was actually about!!1!
It was posted in every thread
Because his arcade cabinet had an 8 way joystick, while the original had a 4 way joystick. An 8 way joystick apparently does give an unintended advantage in that game: donkeykongforum.net
Something about it being easier compared to the real version if what I've made of it. It's the same reason speedrunners always bitch about needing the real hardware.
It's just peppers, vinegar, garlic, and salt. It's one of the better sauces.
Use the code JOBST for 10% off of all products.
It was the joystick he was using. It allowed him movements not possible on legit machines and that shaved his time. He literally cheated because he did that on purpose. This was compounded by him lying about it. No wonder Shitmericans worship this guy. Cheating is in their blood. They're worse than the fucking Chinese.
Do you have a comparable sauce that it compares to? I was thinking about trying it but I don't particularly like Billy Mitchell as an individual and I was worried it would suck.
Bet he couldn't even speedrun the game lmao. He has 0 skill
Video game achievements are already in the "nobody gives a fuck tier" of stuff you could tell someone you did. So already your audience of interested parties is low by default. Why would anyone care that someone achieved something in an illegitimate manner? Cheating doesn't express any skill or talent.
God please let Billy actually be a user on Anon Babble
Not off the top of my head, sorry. If you've got a straightforward typical cayenne sauce in mind, just think of that but less vinegar and more actual pepper flavor.
his world record at the time was fraudulent
Damn, it's always pretty sobering to realize there's actual e-celeb worshippers here. Some of those posts are so fucking angry at Billy cause he dare oppose their chosen albino god king
It's funny how, even with such overwhelming evidence, all his records have been reinstated again and again.
Doubly funny how it's pretty much some throwaway score that he's beaten afterwards anyway.
Triple funny how trannies, such as notch and erzats_cat aka walter, are so mindbroken and obsessed over Billy that they paid karl, just for him to lose all that money to Billy.
Did they just do it again or was the fall out and bitterness too bad? Some guy recently got Mario all time speed run on emulator.
all his records have been reinstated again and again
No they haven't. The entry is simply visible in the comp org's archives. Stop lying. It's really fucking sad.
Funny how you Billy simps can never post to the actual records being reinstated on Twin Galaxies, and always have to go by Billy's word that they've been reinstated.
Curious.
No they haven't
The entry is simply visible
Delicious irony and projecting. You didn't give your money to Yobst, I mean Billy, did you?
can never post to
Good morning saar!
trannies took over speedrunning and want to push out straight white man and american patriots like billy
Save states, dumbass zoomie.
Billy isn't a speedrunner
There is nothing wrong with using MAME
SAVE. STATES.
And differences in behavior vs original hardware... If he was legit so good, he'd be able to just perform his runs on-the-spot at any time.
so when did he become a midget
Damn, he used save states in front of a live audience with nobody noticing?
He had to shrink to get down to Jobst's level for a talk man-to-man
he says as he sucks another e-celeb dick
pot, kettle, etc
If he was legit so good, he'd be able to just perform his runs on-the-spot at any time.
He has. Even streamed them sometimes twitch.tv
Which way, white man?
Now that Jobst's entire career is going down the shitter, when is Mutahar's turn coming?
Whoa mama
I think both are ugly but I'll take left if forced to choose, cause of the tits
Don't forget this retard.
Champion vs YouTuber
Why is Anon Babble so stupid? Then he should've recorded those supposedly-legit-record-setting runs. No special exceptions, not even if you think he's your boyfriend.
Because they make up for the fact that they're either boomers or gen x, the last two lucky generations, and the most they've achieved in life is documenting their seethe about King Billy of Kong.
Imagine being 40+ and your life's work can be summed up as "Malding, balding, and seethe."
So let me get this straight, some literal who did a speedrun of an old game, based his entire life around it and some guy sued him for it while being a huge asshole? Why is this something you people have been going over for how many years now? Its literally the biggest nothing burder on Anon Babble I have ever seen.
Dood, what the hell?!
Uploads another video about Billy
He's a cheater, I can't lose!
Promises to never leave Billy alone
There was nothing I could do!
Announces plans to ruin Billy's entire family
Bugged legal system, dood!
Hides a two minute apology video to his fans at the end of a 30 minute Dark Souls video and pretends it's a retraction
He bribed the judge!
Doesn't listen to his 600000 AUSD lawyers
Thanks, Kojima! Hahaha
Doubles down
speedrun
High score run. Back then, even the nerds couldn't imagine anything as pathetic as speedrunning
You forgot
AI said I would win!
that yobst crycumming video is pretty funny. no wonder it turned people off of speedrunning, it's a very pathetic sight.
kek
Billy is an American Hero, Jobst is some freaky Harry Potter villain.
Who is this zoomer eceleb? Does he suck Trump's cock?
fuck lawyers
Who's getting fucked now, Karl?
He's the King of Kong and you will address him with respect.
Who else would cry about it? Zoomers don't even know what Donkey Kong, arcade cabinets or emulators are.
He's clearly a cheater but the case had nothing do with that anyway. So why does it matter? Karl lost over something different.
*nothing to do with that
Ah, a tendie speedrunner, got it
there is no fucking way this happened
I was misrepresenting it, granted. He didn't use AI to predict a victory, he fed the court transcripts after the case into AI and it said there is no way he would lose
What does this guy do besides having played a video game several years ago? Surely he has a job.
FIRST
WORLD
PROBLEMS
lmao what a bitch
Yeah, he sells hot sauce.
he siphons wealth from troons
the game was his life and his main source of advertisement for his business, so now that he's banned because of the witch hunt these youtubers started he's hunting them down one by one getting revenge