How woke will it be?

How woke will it be?

Won't be woke. Might be underwhelming, though

Won't be woke

He doesn't know.......

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It will be woke

hello dr. Freeman. I am black science man. Here's your girlfriend - my blasian daughter

We already know what the plot is, so who cares

Who gives a shit. This board has always loved half-life, and HLX will be so kino your gcj bait threads will sink to the bottom while everyone is having fun.

I'll let the algorithm decide that for me. As well as everything else in my life. I hope Asmongold tells me what games I like soon.

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The originals were always woke it's just that ragegrifting wasn't as prominent back then. If the series debuted now people would be complaining about the black love interest.

Half-Life Alyx threw that plot out of the window.

Half life can't be woke you retarded mongoloid, black scientists can and have existed, them getting expanded characters in 2 is not being woke. The black scientist having a daughter is not woke.
Go fucking kill yourself you retarded piece of shit.

hello dr. Freeman. I am black science man. Here's your girlfriend - my blue anthro fox daughter

Sorry chuds. That game you like? Woke. Heh. you can't play it anymore. Stop playing it.

Hello? I said ti's woke. Stop playing it chud you're not allowed. HELLO? I SAID STOP YOU HYPOCRITE STOP PLAYING IT YOU SAID YOU HATED NIGGERS SO YOU CAN'T PLAY ANYMORE DON'T MAKE ME CALL THE MODERATORS

Half Life gets a pass because it was good and because it got grandfathered in over childhood nostalgia but you know that if it came out now as a new IP ragebait griftershits would be screaming about the game being woke and bad and telling their audiences to not watch it. They have extremely low standards for what counts as woke.

Deadlock? Nigha, you've seen half life alyx? That is the most politically correct piece of shit out here. It makes me fucking vomit to her those quirky ass one liners and painfully sterile character interaction.

It would be a miracle if the next game wouldn't be so gay, but I bet considering the leaks that there are "mass scale" cities, that there will be some underhanded refugee plots of "racism le bad"and refugees good side stories.

IP ragebait griftershits would be screaming about the game being woke and bad

It's not and they'd be called retards.
You can just call people retards you don't have to fit in the 2 made up teams that shit and piss themselves on twitter, you know that right?

gaming will heal when the youtube algorithm stops rewarding these types

i wish i could just play the fucking game without some nigger shitting it up with retarded culture wars babble

I don’t want Half-Life 3. I want Artifact.

Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

They would be retards, but you think they won't try? They would get good views shitting on something so beloved. It doesn't mean they are right it just means they are craven and annoying.

There's also an entire generation of younger gamers who have never played the game and thus have no fondness for it who also lack the critical thinking skills to form their own opinions so they'll probably dunk on HL3 due to their stupidity and engagement addictions. Get used to defending HL3 NOW because zoomer retards are gonna fight you on this and shit on your waifu.

Honestly I just stopped giving a shit.
If HL3 does actually come out I guess I will probably play it eventually but any part of me that was giddy in anticipation died a long time.
If they put out a full trailer for it tonight I'm not sure I'd even bother watching.

Shame nobody played it.

Valve made it a point to not oversexualize their women characters

the main character is an ugly black woman
she's also lesbian

Kek

That was a charm point for her at the time, she was a lot of people's waifus back then because she seemed more real. She probably stands out less now.

It's going to be woke

It won't matter because its going to sell tens of millions alone because of prestige alone

Any complaints of wokeness is going to be brushed off as chuds being haters

3 years down the line people are going to start making video essays for why HL3 isn't actually great

You should no that no game is safe anymore. Especially a huge game like Half Life 3. No way jews wouldn't find a way to pozzed it to shit.

3 years down the line people are going to start making video essays for why HL3 isn't actually great

The most realistic aspect of the entire video game discourse nowadays.

wakanda is not real

Even it isn't woke, will it be as good as 1 or 2?
Probably not. There won't be any lore and finale that anyone couldn't have thought since the last game was released. There won't be any amazing tech or feature. It'll be mid at best

You're legitimately fucking stupid

replayed HL2 for the anniversary commentary

get to this scene

Instead of Alyx it's a naked blue-skinned elf bimbo I forgot I modded in like 7 years earlier

hear commentary about hyper-sexuality and just shrug and nod

picrel but fully nude

It just has to end the same way Laidlaw intended but without Gordon dying.

Will it have any BLM or LGBTQXYZ propaganda?

At this point people just want a good game that can run well. If HL3 ends up okay enough, people will like it.

Tell me how good it can be based on lore or gameplay feature then

Gordon dies

Alyx becomes the strong woman and save the universe

everyone claps and cries and shit and piss

If there is it will probably involve how the combine hated this particular race more over another or we are going to get a Vortigaunt George Floyd

suddenly, the G man says he's a FTM alien that identifies as a human man

Except this is over sexualized now.

It's funny how people keep dragging Half-Life into culture war shitflinging when the games are very straightforward and absent from any current day politics or those kinds of nonsense.

It's just false flagging trannies trying to make the chuds look bad.

I said to take a rumour with a grain of salt, which means when I uncritically report it for ad revenue you can't call me a faggot who shouldn't be allowed near a pen or keyboard ever again

thanks man great I love learning about what random people on social media say about games instead of anything real
I especially love when subhumans like OP spam threads on Anon Babble about them to ensure better reach

Half-Life Alxy was playable in its entirety in 2018 but playtesters didn't like the story so they spent another 2 years redoing the entire story from the ground up. "Playable in its entirety" means fuck all with Valve. If the internal playtests don't go well they may end up pulling the plug on the entire project.

If the internal playtests don't go well they may end up pulling the plug on the entire project.

So its fucked because valve even back in the day got the most bottom of the barrel retards to playtest.

The algorithm demands conflict. All things can be made to suit one point of view or the other. Scroll more. Engage with the internet. Fight for what you believe in, video game soldier. Keep scrolling. Keep engaging.

Until they release 3 and add tons of woke stuff

Based.

Those bottom of the barrel retards prevented Half-Life from including a storyline of Alyx going back in time to Black Mesa and stop Resonance Cascade herself. So this one time, those retards did right.

REMINDER:
Jeets have the smallest cranial volume of any race

That's basically the plot of Alyx, Anon.

Enough to piss you off so you'll complain on a Mongolian Basket Weaving Site about a series you've never played.