What are some Video game women that make you go WOAH MAMA!!

What are some Video game women that make you go WOAH MAMA!!

"no I dont wanna leverage my e-fame to get a gf!"

ran through obese gold digger who keeps ketchup around at all times

"WHOA MAMA!"

How hard is it to play videogames without creating an online personality and turning into a lowcow. Seriously, just play vidya and make videos about it and that's it.

Everybody in this game

Yuffie

Priscilla

Ada Wong

Misaki

30 years old

incel virgin

lives with his mom

mommy issues

closet faggot

no friends

porn addict

internet addict

pdf file

wow he's so fucking based chat

pdf file

qrd?

Post it

He is the aryan ideal.

he likes loli

Brisket!

3d or 2d? If it's the latter then it's a nothingburger.

He has friends though which combined with e-fame elevates him to a failed normalfag.

Fatter.

loli cannot be 3D... You're thinking of a different word

He's attracted to minors under 26

pdf file

Don't spread tiktok censorspeak here you degenerate drone

What's the story though? Did he get caught jerking off to cheese pizza? Did he outright say "I love underage girls?" Show vids/clips whatever.

years old

>incel virgin

>lives with his mom

>mommy issues

I don't see the issue.

simps for an obese used up e-whore

yep, im thinking its beyond over

he just wants to fuck yuffie and said there's nothing wrong with loli porn beccause its not real

he's not 30 yet, he was born in the late 90s

youtu.be/L1xSm860hwM?t=9319

He's been 29 for 3 years kek

based and true

I'm turning 35 in a month and he's much younger than me, something don't add up

although what i find even harder to believe is him being a literal incel (although I'm not sure that word means anything anymore, it's been overused as much as "nazi")..i got me some insecure girl pussy between age 20-25, if I've got that over him that's really sad

i got me some insecure girl pussy between age 20-25

Normalfag.

Hi kiwitrannies, your site is shit and null is a worthless retard.

lol no.
also i got with a barely legal borderline anorexic IRL Tomoko who lost her virginity on Anon Babble, on one occasion. do with that information what you will

do with that information what you will

I'll call you a failed normalfag because that's what you are.

that's better

Ninja Gaiden is a fucking horrible shovelware series where you spam i-frames made by the worst hack in the industry, but WOAH MAMA there's some good girls

so what does that make Synthetic Man?
what is the reason there's no evidence of him ever getting any? did he try to approach a grill once and said "hey...do you know about the satanic symbolism in TOTK?" and got laffed at? I'm just trying to picture a possible scenario in my head

Wait this isn't a thread about video game girls that make you say WOAH MAMA?

so what does that make Synthetic Man?

The fact he's able to captivate a livestream audience, one that's higher than 1k average even when playing a completely dead game, indicates he's a failed normalfag as well. True losers aren't going to entertain anybody, he could easily get some bitches if he was less insecure.

WHOA MAMING THE WHOA MAMA! WHOA MAMIGGERS Synthbros we won!

I can't believe he's simping for a fat vtuber when his real destined futa gf has been waiting for him all along...

Synthxisters.... what's our next move now that Kirsche officially won?

Futa Kirsche mating pressing Synth!

Qrd on vtuber woman vs synth beef?

He had a fat black girlfriend in highschool he fucked. He also has some parasocial 3rd worlders in his livestream chat that regularly email him about potential girlfriends in his area they talked up for him as well as some mentally ill fangirls that emailed him pics of himself.
He just refuses to do anything. At least he did until some fan of his who was a vtuber got him into contact with kirsche (another vtuber) and he spilled his spaghetti trying to chat her up. After talking for a week with her he popped up in her chat and started simping and said "Woah mama" when she put on the e-whore voice.

mom not immediately posted

you're disappointing me Anon Babble

Aids status??

Fuck his mom in front of him.

WHOA MAMA!

Stop watching YouTubers.

Synthetic Man simping for Kirsche

lmfao. this made my day.
I might be a failed normalfag but I rest easy knowing I'm still above him. Knowing the kind of people who watch livestreams, I don't consider the fact he can "captivate an audience" a flex.
thanks anon, blessed post. here's a cool .webm I found on Anon Babble

Why was he streaming in his living room?

WHOA MAMA

I don't consider the fact he can "captivate an audience" a flex.

Consider that he makes hundreds of dollars each stream from retarded paypigs. It's an exceptionally low effort job.

I’ve watched THE stream like 4 times. This shit seemed so out of character and, I don’t know, scripted?

Reaches out to Vtuber because chat won’t leave him alone

Tells her he’s blacklisted expects her to decline

She’s actually down to collab and has connections/lines of communication to more mainstream creators

Uses this opportunity to stage a great purging of his more radical audience starting the night before basically denouncing racism and white supremacy >Uses this as a show of reformation in order to attempt to discredit any detractors as he attempts a mainstream comeback/career revitalization through Kirsche and others

Call it “The Great Chat Replacement Theory”

That or he’s genuinely just a coomer sperg freaking out over a girl being nice to him

Basically Synth was talking to this right wing vtuber, she was nice to him and was trying to hit him up for a friendly collab.

Synth being an autistic blackpilled misogynist watched some clips of her stream where she talks about some stuff that disgusted him (her sexual experiences, BBC raceplay shit, talking about a guy who made her cum 4 times in a row), he started insulting her really hard, she then messaged him about it and he started apologising for like 2 hours straight in a stream, he later came on her stream and commented "WHOA MOMMA" when she started saying some humiliating findom paypiggy shit in a sexual voice, now all the kiwifarm niggers are roasting him for being a simp

lmao
this guy is literally Anon Babble personified

The Almighty Loli was seething over synth not liking the fallout show so he started talking shit. Normally synth would either not give a shit or would make fun of him on stream briefly, but his mod What The Egad (a grifting snake) has successfully buttered up synth enough to join his fan discord and has been whispering in synth's ear along with fellow grifter Dead Internet Despot in order to get synth into more drama with anyone who lightly criticizes him. After Egad got synth to join his stream shitting on TAL, TAL sperged out and started tagging every other content creator he knew telling them synth was starting shit with them too (he wasn't). This led to Kirsche to mention on stream that some synthcels "harassed" her after the Real Game Awards (she showed no proof). Chat for the next month or so then started spamming synth telling him to make up with kirsche and to have her on chudcast which led synth to talk about it each time they brought it up. Then chatters gaslit him into thinking he was obsessed with her, even making shipping videos of them until some fans of his (who turned out to personally know Kirsche) contacted her and got her to email synth which led to a week long correspondence between them. Synth then told chat that the "drama" was settled, until he was superchatted a video of Kirsche mentioning how she was some rich jew's shiksa for 3 years which grossed out synth. Unfortunately Kirsche was watching the stream and sent him a message "we nee to talk" which led to a 2-3 hour long grovel session on stream then the next day "woah mama" on Kirsche's stream.

it's ironic that he LARPs as a nazi while a major part of the national socialist ethos was "Ehrliche Arbeit für ehrliches Geld" (honest work for honest pay). I make more money with my day job than he'll ever see in his life while still have enough money for vidya and hardware. once the paypig money dries up, he'll have to tuck his tail and get in line to register as unemployed, at some point he'll be asked what his job experience is and he'll mumble "I-I ran a youtube channel" which will lead to some awkward questions given his content lmao.
I don't hate him, I watched most of his videos up until the Szoj Wars: Outhouse review, he's really annoying when he's visibly drunk. but yeah, all that said, i don't envy his life and his "income"

Unfortunately Kirsche was watching the stream and sent him a message "we nee to talk"

Whipped before he even got within 100 miles of the pussy. Tragically this is how most non-truecels are.

You hate to see it!

Link the stream

He really seems to have been convinced that this is his chance. He showed his mother the shipping video of him and kirsche and even asked kirsche if she was in a relationship during their correspondence. He even happily mentioned that she was single and said he was smilingly the whole day after talking to her.
So much for his spiel about not being overly parasocial and how vtubers are succubi.

holy shit, what a mess
no egirls. ever.
you'd think he'd know this, blackpilled as he is

This.

his mom trying to set him up with a girl so he can move out

outright refuses.

Imagine having a 29 year old(mlre likely 32) manchild living in your home that does nothing but goon to futa, stream, and complain i The Internet.
She's going to throw him and his brother out in a few years.

youtu.be/7zwWkFLvOg0?si=QhaNGKqb5M1kwh_O

He’s right though

He mentioned on the last stream (same one with the 2-3 hour long grovel session) that he was planning to finally move out this year. This further proves that he thinks the kirsche shit is somehow a chance for him as he has stated in the past that he would only move out if he got a girlfriend since he only stays at home because the only social support he has is his family. He also said he would only ever simp for a woman if she was his girlfiend. What happens after he talks to the vtuber for a week? He makes plans to move out and starts simping for the chick. Not looking good for the so called "self aware" chud

youtu.be/rdbzg36ye4g?si=5dVujPAkXNOPVWHR

Rants about white unity and argues with a long time chatter over racemixing for like an hour before banning “her”
It seems Coby genuinely seems to buy into him not being “white” because of his Italian heritage and uses this as his basis for racism and white nationalism being pointless/futile

Ryan Gosling

this after him showing her a shipping video of him and some literally who youtube slut (if that other anon isn't bullshitting)?
if i was a father and watched my own child get to this point i would have mercy killed him, his mother then myself. not a good look, to say the least.
(also the little things like him telling non-US viewers to stop talking shit about the American education system after having said "..if the Russians make it into space" during the Starfield reveal video, just lmao)

Literally me

He dated a black girl in highschool. He has also stated multiple times in the past that the only racial group he would get rid of is the jews. He has unfortunately always believed in the "not all" cope in regards to browns due to his ex and also probably due to having black friends in the past as well. He was never based on the race question, only on the jewish question specifically.

His dad also named him after a black friend.
Also his head janny has a coalburner sister.
Grim shit.

And yet he's simping and shitting on his own audience for sloppy 2nds of a fucking dirty kike, a fucking fat Vtumor Shiksa of all things, embarrassing.

He really seems to have been convinced that this is his chance

Indeed. He literally said shit like "I always push others away and self sabotage" over this incredibly brief encounter. Not even a crumb or iota of pussy, just an abstract idea of snatch and he caves.

His dad also named him after a black friend.

Source on that?

holy shit poor guy

He did show it to his mom. He said his mom liked it. He said kirsche liked the video too so he told kirsche about his mom's reaction to the video. He seems to talk a lot about his mother and care quite a bit about her opinion for someone with self proclaimed mommy issues. One of the things he said during his grovel stream after the kirsche dm was "what would my mother think?"

He's said it in streams before, didn't save it.

Don't remember which stream, but he mentioned that his dad had a black friend that died in the military so he named synth Coby after the nigger. Though of course the nigger's name was spelled Kolby, but synth's dad had the foresight to use the white spelling.

What makes me think this shit is a genuine ploy is at one particular point in the trainwreck stream he says something along the lines of

”You guys just want to get out your misogynistic incel rage out through me”

That shit sounded caricature-esqe to me

... did he think he had a chance with a vtuber because she talks about BRIDGE and redpill topics more than the average vtuber?

He's been shitting on his viewers for the past year or two, if not more. He even said he would like to make a new, unrelated channel reviewing games he actually likes instead of woke shit if his channel is taken down. The wanting to review things he likes is something he brings up incessantly in streams, always blaming his viewers for why he doesn't.

Behind every dysfunctional manchild is their mother.

that's even worse, a coddled manchild with an overbearing mother. the shit that does to a mf.. it's hard to deprogram.

her sexual experiences, BBC raceplay shit

God damn what a ungrateful fucking loser, I would love to have her. Dumb bastard hit the jackpot and threw it away

I see a Punished Synth one day becoming a DSP/Cyraxx hybrid. would make for an interesting lolcow arc

amen

No. It's because some of her friends are fans of his, she contacted him and started the correspondence, he showed his mom the shipping video and she liked it (probably pushed her son to try for it), and according to him kirsche is "secretly more based than she lets on" at least in their private conversations.

Shouldn't you niggers be crying about how he betrayed you on your kiwi farms thread?

What’s the over/under his next stream being Ninja Gaiden, which he will absolutely suck at, will be a day of the rope for his chat?

I really, really, really don't understand how people keep falling into the trap of making content they don't like and blame their audience for why they don't review shit they like. If you got a personality that people like, it shouldn't matter what you talk about. Ross Scott for example I can listen to talk about video game mechanics or mad theories about post apocalypses that end in robot cars driving forever.

What the fuck is a shipping video?

I imagine he'll try to filter WHOA MAMA ahead of time. Also I'll be amazed if he beats Murai.

He's just fucking lazy. His output is fucking garbage. He always seethes about positive reviews not getting any views but he just uses this as an excuse to not make videos. There's absolutely tons of channels that make a killing with positive retro reviews. Look at shit like Majuular.

waaah but those videos take EFFORT

Yes faggot it's your job, get over it.

youtu.be/OEdAmsznf4g?si=7eD3Ywzwut2yemA4

He really didn't betray anyone since this is who he always was and it's funny to see the reactions of non-stream viewers to this realization. He has been pretty open on streams about the type of person he is so this situation is no surprise. Especially since, according to synth, kirsche had a request of him in order to forgive him. Something he initially said he would never do. He never said on stream what the request was, but it's pretty easy to see that him going into her stream chat and simping for a couple hours coincidentally at the same time she begins to talk about him was the condition. It's all a performative humiliation ritual that he agreed to due to his guilty conscience for "betraying" her.
Also not going on any website that requires a log in. Especially a shitty forum like kiwi

is that his irl name

Coby Goldstein

I know this gets anons all the time

a 29 year old man saw this video and showed it to his mother

Holy shit that's extremely pathetic, there's no based youtuber

I can't believe he would cheat on Sphere hunter like that

the people on that thread use the same names on his streams so the people melting down do watch the streams which makes it funny

Picrel passes more than troonhunter these days

Make hot redhead with hothead brother

LITERALLY kill them under a few missions

What the fuck were they thinking...

is BRIDGE the new DEI? what does it stand for?

same reason why you couldnt get the female asian hyper borg, they didnt want romance to clog people's decisions

Are they bitter super chatters then? Not sure why you would sperg out about this? It's pretty funny to watch and probably won't affect the videos too much. Just the streams and even then those have been a spergfest for quite some time now.

Someone give me a qrd on the latest eceleb drama being discussed itt

BRIDGE? BRIDGE DEEZ NUTS ON YA MOMS ASS LMAO!

read the thread lazy nigger

they didnt want romance to clog people's decisions

Well it did. I do what my cock tells me! I AM A MAN DAMMIT!

Reminder that kiwitrannies lost to DSP, Goonclown and the British government

4cucks lost to a PDF file uploaded by a single tranny from the Sharty...

fucking kek, the other guy trying to stop him

Everybody loses to the king, baby.

Genuine /incel/ thread has over 100 replies

Goldstein has absolutely seen it

Stream and take your licks Chud Man

Man what is Master Xehanort up to these days?

Do wot we tell ya or we gonna git mad!

bri'ish aren't human or white.
PPP won.

x^D

Synthetic man is the voice of a generation and I'm tired of pretending he isn't
Doomer hour is kino
This entire thread might as well be a kiwifarms raid

just go to the synth thread on kiwi farms it's in multimedia even the retard ricardo cumsox is there

Futacardo Ballsox

That's his only friend. A spic who is his brother's best friend. Thomas (the spic) is a pretty good friend for someone as shitty as synth. It's unfortunate he never listens to Thomas since, if he did, synth would be able to avoid so many sperg outs. Thomas even called synth on his phone right as the grovel session was about to begin and attempted to convince synth to stop the stream and talk to him about what happened instead. Instead synth just gave short, curt answers before telling him that they would talk later and hanging up.
Honestly I would prefer if Devin (synth's brother and podcast co-host) and Thomas made a channel instead since Devin is far more based than synth and his dynamic with Thomas is much more entertaining than watching synth say the same shit over and over.

The synthetic man wants a taste of that greasy vtuber pussy

>>>>>>>>WOAH MAMA!!

Take your fuckin' meds you subhuman tranny

The synthetic man wants to be penetrated by a shemale with a footlong dick or a fat vtuber with a bad dragon strapon

whats the thing where someone posts how he can't beat gradius(?) then someone samefags that post like 20 times

all of this is pathetic but

chudcast

what the fuck are retards who follow this shit doing with their lives

he openly reads Anon Babble and gets his opinion from this board

Indeed. He literally said shit like "I always push others away and self sabotage" over this incredibly brief encounter. Not even a crumb or iota of pussy, just an abstract idea of snatch and he caves.

Wtf he's literally me (and probably most of 4chins as well)

Coby Goldstein sissies...Anon Babblechuds are making fun of us again!

Something tells me his BA stream will suck
It's a bonsaige his stupid gaijin mind wouldnt get it
Also vol 1 sucks ass

kys nigger

Once again, not interested in that shithole. Maybe I'd migrate to another site if one with as good of a lay out, posters that aren't entirely basedjak bbc obsessed zoomers, anonymous with no log in, has enough posters for you to not have to wait a week to a month for a reply, and isn't a datamining honeypot with more bots than real posters popped up.

He wants to lick the jewish exes cum dripping off her vagawoo's meaty and warty flaps

(and probably most of 4chins as well)

Not me. I've reached enlightenment, there's no point in ruminating on your past encounters. They are to be assumed cringe until proven otherwise, no further contemplation necessary.

I don't know who any of those people are but it was quite funny watching the dude trying to stop him. I would rather watch some dude talk about topics people try to avoid than the "safe" content everyone tries to make.

Anon, he loves cock and hates vagos, he would probably suck the guys off

I'm not saying join but to look at the weird shit they are saying

past encounters

I have no idea who that is. I don't follow subhuman video game youtubers or twitch streamers, but I guess you zoomers love this kind of slop

why are you conversing in the thread then, kinda makes you look like an idiot desu

Back to bed grandpa

His brother and Thomas both have the same political views as synth, with some views being more extreme. The reason Thomas tries to stop synth is because synth is prone to sperg outs and Thomas just wants to help his friend not lose his channel and avoid public embarrassment. The only downside being Thomas is a spic and Devin is jabbed (he was working some government job in Alaska which required him to do it at the time)

You must have knowledge of these subhuman zoomer slop buzzwords in order to post

kys tranny

Imagine not knowing who THE Synthetic Man is...Couldn't be me, you ignorant fucktard.

yes if you come into the subhuman zoomer slop buzzword thread and start talking about shit you know nothing about and get mad at others for not knowing what people are talking about, you come off as an idiot

If he's gonna be assmad about not getting love - just accept the misery as a kink and have a hotwife. He would be way happier and not be seething about being a lonely incel

I would 100% take a vtuber slut-wife like that. He's gonna die alone now

Synthetic Man IS Anon Babble and this weekend he fell for used up fat foxgirl pussy.

Truly everyone knows about the black pilled porn addicted "game reviewer" who cries about jews and jerks off to futa

Why should I know who that is, you subhuman tranny? I don't care about other people's opinions, I make my own
It's video games for kids and not literature

literally Anon Babble incarnate

because you're in a thread about that guy

Good for you for dedicating your entire life to a couple of meaningless buzzwords from some random youtuber

This is a thread about video game women that make you go "WHOA MAMA!!"

Onimusha 2

I actually don't know anything about him either, I'm just calling you an idiot for acting like one

I have a feeling this guy might not be Ryan Gosling

Kirsche is a whore
FOUR TIMES
MUH VAGINA

calling you an idiot for acting like one

How so? Calling you subhuman trannies and pointing out the obvious is "acting like an idiot" to you? Oh no, I'm afraid the little man will downvote my post! Take your meds you subhuman tranny kek

Basedthetic Man

FOUR TIMES IN A ROW? WHOA MAMA!

that's been answered, try and keep up friend

Make a /dbs/ YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO NTR Krillin edit with Synth, the jew guy and Kirsche

She never mentioned being into bbc. She has mentioned being into feet, wanting to be dominated, having a jewish billionaire ex-boyfriend, faking an orgasm after having four "real" orgasms in a row, having a neo-nazi step-father, having a drug dealer abusive mother, and how anyone who denies the holocaust is crazy.

Waiting for the AVGN reveal where Debin is Coby’s Mattei and is the true unrepentant chud Synthetic Man immovable by sloppy 69ths from a BBC loving vtuber.

Take your meds you subhuman tranny
(*￣3￣)
Suck this subhuman off in your private discord for faggots

Get the thread to bump limit before it 404s

Thread theme files.catbox.moe/8inzu2.mp4

Would make sense since Coby has mentioned many times how he hasn't read a book since highschool (he only ever read for assignments) while Devin has mentioned various books he has read and is reading as well as discussing books with chudcast guests. Even Thomas the spic reads books and has tried getting Coby to read. Explains why Devin is the more based brother. Everyone in their family even recognizes that Devin is superior. He is their mother's favorite, he went to college, he had a real job (pre-mold), he was jacked (and still looks pretty good post-mold from his brief appearance recently), has a better hairline, is more attractive, he's smarter, has better taste in video games and actually beats them in time for their brief mini-reviews during chudcast, and he has a harem of women lusting after including 2 of their cousins and even some of synth's female viewers.

WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA WHOA MAMA

Kiwi thread is full of anti loli troons btw

Damn Synth got jackshit compared to his superior younger brother, Simp-Patheticfag is literally the Raditz of Devin's Goku

and you are indian lmao.

Broken Steel

He's a vaxxed neet dying from the mold while synth is famous and rich

Simp is always seething about Devin's superiority too. Always shitting on Devin saying he totally isn't a chad despite everyone loving him and wanting to be his friend. The only thing synth has on Devin is that synth's mold went away while Devin's mold has only gotten worse. Yet despite the mold, Devin still thrives. He even gets to neet it up, getting free gibs from the government, their mother, and synth while gaming and reading to his hearts content.
Total Devin Victory.

Extremely based

Nothing wrong with that. Considering the state of porn addiction on this site I think that's an improvement. Loli only helps gatekeep.

Still gets more pussy than synth and it's white pussy, not fat nigger pussy or e-whore pussy that synth has to grovel for. Devin also has a cast of actual irl friends while all of synth's "friends" are just Devin's friends whom he introduced to synth out of pity.
Devin goes on vacation to Italy and has cousins fighting over his dick. He briefly accidentally shows his face on camera twice and he has femcel fans swooning for him.
Synth cannot compete.

did you stalk their family how do you know this shit, also Devin is a furry.

Hi Devin
How goes your recovery from black mold?

It isn't obvious? He's Devin

Kys Simpthetic fag

Still gets more pussy than synth

Lol
Lmao

You know you are fucked when you are trying to argue if the furry is better than the man who jerks off to futa.
You people need to go outside or actually start playing video games

Devin is a chad while synth is an incel, simple as.

but Anon Babble faps to both

Synth can't help but talk about private shit on stream every time. Also Devin being a furry is a meme that came about due to the abundance of indie games having furfag shit in them and Devin plays a bunch of indie games. Yet again another cope from synth. Meanwhile synth is actually into futa, ebony, and dwarf/goblin porn.

/thread

wah my mold

wah my allergies

wah I'm dying because I had one too many cups of coffee

wah my tummy hurts because I had a soda

wah I need to pee(every 10 minutes)

What the fuck is this dude's malfunction?

Kiwi troons are seething that synth is having a positive interaction with a woman

What the fuck is this dude's malfunction?

He was coddled by his mommy.

He's a dysgenic subhuman due to his brother getting all the good chad genes and he's extremely bitter about it.

Synth looks at Abby and is like WOAH MAMA I WISH SHE SHOVED HER GIANT FUTA COCK UP MY ASS
Devin meanwhile is watching the dog from TLOU2 fuck girls while gooning in his fursuit

Honestly I would have a drink with them, sounds like interesting company

renegade internet persona gets completely dismantled by a brush with basic kindness

It's just that easy, huh?

He can't help but censor himself even when it's not necessary, social media algorithms have buck broken him.

his retarded, pea sized faggy brain and his low test, imagine simping for a spoiled goods vtumor, LE HECKIN BASED, WHOA MAMA!

so what happened this time? Did he finally score or something?

He scored a 100% on the autism test

You just want to get tag team'd by both of them, dirty little sissy

Yes he gave a girl a compliment. Unfortunately for him the girl was baiting and made fun of him the exact moment he gave it.

He scored a 100% on the faggotry test

He had a positive interaction with a sex haver and lost the hyper-conditional approval of his audience.

his low test

Another win for Devin. Synth has mentioned having high estrogen when he was tested back when he had gynecomastia while he also mentioned that Devin was recently tested and shown to have high testosterone levels.
Devin keeps winning. Synth keeps simping.

The Witcher grills.

All of them in Expedition 33

For the kiwi trannies lurking here, Null likes Shota and Lidl Drip is a tranny. Screncap this fags

is that a nipple!!???

Synth has mentioned having high estrogen

A byproduct of the daily futa goon session, t levels at rock bottom, literally explains his basedlike, feminized behavior with Kirsche

*Naples

Josh really do be lookin like an FTM with FAS.

nekoshota

He has good taste though.

how big are their futa girlcocks?

He got the hots for a vtuber and he threw his own fanbase under the bus while simping for her.

Calm down Synthetic faglord

positive? he fumble it, retard

But she kept insisting he is a good guy during her sunday stream.

after apologizing for 2 hours like a bitch

He fucked up and he backstabbed his audience in the process, dirty little italian kike, never trust them

She was toying with him

But he got nice guy zoned which means he totally has a chance

he's not even Italian, hes just another kike pretending to be italian

Synth is based he’s a good critic. The only way he could get more based is if he openly started saying words like faggot and nigger.

I hate every single one of you e-celeb gossip drama posting faggots. Fuck off to kiwifarms or twitter or reddit or literally anywhere other than here.

This was about video game women that make you go woah mama you dumb nigger

They just can't help it. It's encoded in their dna to be manipulative and greedy.

I hate every single one of you e-celeb gossip drama posting faggots. Fuck off to kiwifarms or twitter or reddit or literally anywhere other than here.

kek, based

Why are you so mad synth? you brought this to yourself.

Enter thread

1 dude seething about kiwifarms to get the thread killed

His mother's side of the family is from Naples. He has cousins who live there who want to fuck Devin. They all also know synth is a failure due to him not being to hide what he does and telling family members that he is "a youtuber that does video game reviews and discusses extreme politics". He has mentioned saying this exact thing to multiple relatives who asked what he does as well as friends of his dad who asked.
The jewish thing was a meme that synth started on purpose after seeing Shin Nobnarb claim to be unbannable because he is jewish. This is where the "Coby Goldstein" came from. Unfortunately for SN, it didn't work out since he got banned anyways and synth now has people who took the joke seriously and think he really is jewish.

nah

For me? It's Bacon...

A bit fast for a reply. I don't think you even read it. Not very Devinpilled of you.

and makes 6 figures playing video games

He won.

Another funny thing that came of this being that Synth kept insisting to Kirsche that TAL was behind all the drama so she went on stream and said that TAL didn't do anything and that even if he did she wouldn't want to say anything rude about him on stream after talking to him privately because that would be a betrayal to him (clearly mirroring what Synth said during his grovel session). Later during the stream, TAL popped in while Synth was busy simping for Kirsche and as soon as he saw TAL he stopped chatting and (possibly) stopped watching.

His mom takes most of it while his brother devin gets a free ride

What the fuck were they thinking...

"Fuck the French".

A reminder this all started because TAL seethed over Synth's KCD2 video. TAL defended the nigger islamic Musa and Hans and Henry being gay fuck buddies. TAL loves the Silent Hill 2 Demake and Fallout slop show.

Synth got scared of TAL and he cut short his simping and scurried away like a rat.

I know. TAL is a fag. But it's pretty funny that Synth tried to get Kirsche to denounce TAL on stream only to be made to perform a humiliation ritual in the form of public simping and when TAL popped up in stream synth was the one to run away. Not exactly a syntetic win

Why exactly does he make people seethe so much? He seemed fine from the what I saw of the stream. Is it just jealousy?

You can pinpoint the moment "we" turned on him to when he shit on 7 Remake. From that moment on a small but extremely dedicated group have made it their life mission to ensure nobody likes him.

7 remake was shit though

a small but extremely dedicated group have made it their life mission to ensure nobody likes him

It doesn't seem to be working. His streams are getting bigger despite him streaming niche trash like Breakers

He backstabbed his own fans for some vtube ethot

Because it's the best dragon ball game to ever come out and he's the top breakers streamer.

True but its defenders are spiteful as fuck and will never forgive anyone who dares insult it

No, people were seething about him before this.

being an incel > being a cuck

just accept the misery as a kink

at least you admit you're miserable

He also wanted to fuck sphere hunter despite being a supposedly based youtuber

Holy shit niggers will do anything for pussy

Seems like a really minor thing to seethe about.

Why are Kiwifarms trying to turn him into a lolcow? He's the worst possible target they could take. It's like trying to get one over the court jester

Leftists hate him because he's popular and anti-woke. They can't compete with him on this level, because they know leftism is lame, so instead they attempt to humiliate him by calling him an incel . . . which also doesn't work because he openly brands himself as one.

No it's the other way around dummy, at least being a cuck you get pussy

at least you admit you're miserable

At least you have someone around that at least likes you somewhat. Being alone is torture

Rather have that than be a raging virgin desu, but everyone has their preferences

Some of his biggest detractors over there are also DSP aloggers.

Being alone is torture

You're an oversocialized normalslave

DSP aloggers

Doesn't even make sense. Kiwifarms don't even know what a lolcow is anymore

All I'm getting from this thread is that zoomers consider showing any amount of affection for a woman online to be "simping" and enjoy living vicariously through youtubers

someone around that at least likes you somewhat

a person who humiliates and cucks you actually loving you

anon... do you really believe that? no woman in the world will like a cuck

Being alone is torture

becase you hate yourself and you don't even need to humiliate yourself to have company?
you are so fucking broken anon

frogposter

is retarded

no way!

frogposter

is smart

as expected

WHOA MAMA

backstab your fanbase

betray your integrity

"wtf guys?"

*nothing happens*

Being a political dissident and being an incel are mutually exclusive things

Incels are the most revolutionary subjects currently in existence.

Not true. I like to show affection when interacting with my mom online but nobody would consider that as "simping"

Being alone is torture

still better than being a cuck

Devin's deredere intellectual nigger hating chad superiority wins again
Coby's tsundere illiterate nigger loving simp inferiority loses as always.

yeah they don't seem to understand anymore that only people who *want* to be liked can be turned into lolcows

Goodbye incel
Hello volsex

Reminder that most of the kiwi farms userbase is female

Reminder most of crystalcafe userbase is female

if thats the case then why haven't any of them tried to date me and completely ruin my life. hm? doesn't make sense does it

what do you mean most?
moids are banned on sight

Have you tried finding out where they live and waiting outside their house to ask them out? With a gun of course

Don't forget the following:

Got rejected by black girls he asked out in school

Said he'd push jew propaganda if he got paid

Futa addict aka tranny fetish

Treats his fans like shit constantly

Can't handle even mild criticism

Bans anyone who doesn't suck his dick in chat

Recommends woke shit like BG3 despite constantly whining about wokeness in games

Has jannies post his shit here and on kiwi farms relelenstllsy

Has jannies also make fan channels calling him the most based youtuber ever

how tf do you ask some out with a gun

imagine simping over a landwhale

pdf file

What the fuck is this 80s cartoon tier censorship you fucking troglodyte
God I hate new speak

how do I get a literal milkcow gf like this?

female

proof
there are no pics of her