Bros

then why are they firmly designated as male genitalia?

they spent a billion dollars worth of research and development to figure out people want to play as attractive people

firmly designated as male genitalia?

what about trans

How do I get this physique bros? My condo has a gym but I'm too shy to go down. Do I just need to lift weights?

my boyclitty is leaking so much right now

snails can have both vaginas and penises so not really

Don't worry, your future wife will give you a black 'son'

havent GTA games always featured traditionally unattractive main characters for decades now? GTA3 guy looks kind of ok i guess. I mean are there any women getting wet for niko bellic or some shit?

get on Tren now and gym.

you need permission from the guy who holds the keys to the gym. i suggest you identify the most ripped resident and ask him for permission before you enter. but be aware you might be required to put in work before you're allowed to lift

so its not gay if you suck a snails cock? good to know

Look, it’s not that hard. All you need to do is lift weights six days a week, stop drinking alcohol, don’t eat anything after 7pm, don’t eat any carbs or sugar at all, in fact just don’t eat anything you like, get the personal trainer from Magic Mike, sleep nine hours a night, run three miles a day, and have a studio pay for the whole thing over a six to seven month span. I don’t know why everyone’s not doing this. It’s a super realistic lifestyle and an appropriate body image to compare oneself to

I would kneel before him and suck his cock

I have always been

genuine bleached/BWC propaganda - the video game

I may have treated Rockstar too harshly.

Cringe.
It's just 3 months of lifting to achieve that. Provided you don't start from fat

Can I do it just with dumbells? I've never used a barbell before and am afraid I'll hurt myself.

I hate when people say they don't eat stuff with sugar in it. If you don't eat sugar you die. Your cells need glucose to live. I know they meant "don't eat candy/cakes" but my autistic mind refuses to accept it.

Same thing with referring to kilocalories as calories

that sounds awesome but I am talking about video games

He looks like he fucks minorities

I want to lick his sweaty chest, nipples, pits, and neck before I take every inch of him.

bald space marine bros we are so fucking back

he does and is amazing at it btw

the duality of Anon Babble

BBCbros...this game ain't for us...

i will now buy this slop only for him

I want to suck his dick until he cums on my head

His cum belongs inside me

vocal minority

duelity

get reel and go back 2 radditz and then touch gas and seek chris

what the fuck does this have to do with video games

now

We've known you were gay for some time OP.

now

implying blackbros wouldn't want to fuck this guy in the ass

this. jason is an open-minded guy

What a fucking CHAD

It's just a prank bro

the game industry's collapse saved by muscle jock cum

beautiful

A broken buck's dream.

wait for nudity and gay sex mods

How is no one pointing out how juiced that fucking body is?
Just take roids. Simple. That is natty unachievable and anyone disagreeing is a coping rat who himself is juiced to the gills.

You just can't have a body like that without supplements.

You were always gay timmy

Rockstar knew how well Arthur resonated with gay audiences

You've always been gay anon.

calm down shaquisha

main protag for the biggest entertainment media launch in human history will be a chad white guy

Why are white people so insecure? Why do you have to put your propaganda into everything while emasculating Asian men and other POC men?

"Male" is the term for sex, not gender. So dicks are for males, yes.
Gender is just whatever you identify as (man, woman, whatever the fuck).
It's all about vocabulary.

This is remoralising me. I WILL be the 6 pack gigachad, I WILL colonise my hottie minority GF. I WILL make it.

make both characters appealing

It's that simple.

you're the one coping it seems

an image of a hot sweaty muscle jock turns his life around

anon I...

you got this bro i believe

Have you niggers considered working out

but I won't look like arnold/this roided to the gills eceleb

But you'll look and feel better you do now.

rockstar supports bleaching

black boys btfo

niggers not wanting bwc challenge, failed again

niggers are the biggest closeted faggots so you're right.

chest hair and pit hair

hngggggg
need a racist redneck bf like him :3

I'd cradle the balls, stroke the shaft work the pipe and swallow the gravy

Sadly Im not a girl and gay sex is gross to me, sad sad sad.

Jesus Christ are you guys like unironically gay or just shitposting

I went to the gym 3 times a week for a year and barely saw any difference, it's just not worth it, I would rather do literally anything else.

All the brown sissies of Anon Babble are really getting wet, huh?

imagine the smell of his sweaty musky taint

why are yall so obsessed with this random made up narrative by some niche hotep micro-celeb ? most black people don't even like him

lift weights six days a week

nah

stop drinking alcohol

stop drinking regularly, not entirely at all

don’t eat anything after 7pm

nah

get the personal trainer from Magic Mike

nah

don’t eat any carbs or sugar at all

you should ONLY eat carbs, you should drastically reduce the sugar you eat anyway

sleep nine hours a night

eight is enough

run three miles a day

yes and dont pretend you dont have 30 minutes a day

and have a studio pay for the whole thing over a six to seven month span

you can do the most basic movement at home

It’s a super realistic lifestyle and an appropriate body image to compare oneself to

oh you are a coping fatty, got it.

yes, unironically
all i want is a sexy racist daddy to punish my hole with his BWC

did they bulk him up? I swear in the leaked test footage from 2022 he was a lot skinnier

For me, it's Raul

YYH niggers are fags

I knew it.

Literally 0 attractive foids

But MC is a steroid filled gigachad

Why are all games for foids now??

YWNBAW

WOAH MAMA FLORIDA MAN LOOKS LIKE THAT!?! NEED!!!

looks like its going to be a white boy summer

based

yes and dont pretend you dont have 30 minutes a day

You also need to change into gym clothes, shower, and then wash those clothes and dry them because you're gonna need them the next day.

I'm afraid they're gonna make him bi or add optional gay subplot or some shit

Achievable natty?

would be based tbqh

LOL not a chance, the story will be rdr2 tier nothing you do will matter

That's just vocal Anon Babble trannies and fags speed running their thread. Come back later

yumejoshi bros..

hope there are male hookers

You can get raped in a random encounter on RDR2. Since this guy can attract gay people like Arthur do I bet they're gonna do the same to him

Gaming is Healing

god, please. would unironically be tempted to buy a ps5 for that

based? i haven't heard anything about that lol, how do you get it

Quick, while the gay horde is summoned, I'm sure there's a pornstar/onlyfansman who looks like this, what's his name?

are you fucking retarded? he's barely bigger than pitt in fight club. bodybuilding is for faggots with body dysmorphia and you clearly have it. that dude is just a bit built you fucking moron.

What is a whitoid mutt doing in nigger city of Miami? I thought white flight is a thing, 1/10, unrealistic game

reminds me of a few months back:

new study shows even people that kvetch about sexuality in the media still pick the sexy option

should be right along side with new study confirms restaurant goers still overwhelmingly prefer fresh food over rotten and what this means for your business going forward.

youtu.be/0O1ZTxqusGI?feature=shared

I want to fuck his manly hole

For me? It’s how sexy the big women look in GTA6.

Literally Logan Paul.
Made for the same audience as his.

That study sounds stupid, what video game gives you the option between "sexy" and "unsexy because of woke"?
I wish the big men did too, that model looks weirdly kinda stretched out other than fat proper
Thanks doc

Is this literally the first attractive male character in GTA history? I have literally never fapped to a single character in the franchise but I feel like Im gonna cum billions to Jason.

What is his game called? I'll buy it

Gta4 male bodies looked like rubber, but that game was made for a 13 year old console.

shills working Anon Babble are this obvious

I don't like the tattoo I hope you can remove that shit like in 5

I only fapped to santos’s arts of Carl and that’s it tbqh.

I had zero interest in GTA before but this single handedly changed my mind (my hand is on my dick)

Duval

Can frenchgods lose once in their life?

How are any of them unattractive? They are average at the very least, and this is the first game with characters above average.

my bussy is literally quivering with excitement

Anon Babble is horny for anything, be it a woman or a man.

Peak American male standard of beauty for real.
The Serb was sexy in a way

iirc they used one of the soul caliber game's character creation to make a reserved male/female option and then an alt one that exaggerated their sexuality. no one chose the former despite people in the study saying they will actively avoid sexy characters based on principle.

Jason is shredded in this, while in some of the leaked videos he is quite skinny, just like Lucia has a massive ass in one leak, and more lean on another.

They definitely have a body building and appearance grooming mechanic, the actual evolution of what San Andreas had.

Claude and Tommy are hot

This. We need CJ again, not another weakling like Franklin.

Classic pasta

Balkaners just look like that.

I sort of like Nico but nigga come on. He's a 4/10 at best.

They show him bench pressing in the trailer

I'm gay and I can confidently say he's average but sexually appealing if that makes sense. You can tell he'd be a good fuck despite not being conventionally hot. He's the only GTA protag I found fappable before this one.

*get fucked by him

niggas are fruity as hell

prepare your ass lil black buck

yup. another BWC triumph.

This lel, Niko looked like an actual monkey

Because it’s funny

fit and well groomed

russian

predator eyes

great chin

4/10

If you squint your eyes, I guess you can sort of see him almost as average but

You can tell he'd be a good fuck

Lol what? Not in a million years.
He looks like he'd be a really bland and boring fuck. The type where you literally forget you had sex with him one week after.

Niko is serb. So monkey look is on point.

He looks like he'd be a total beast in bed, filled with raw lust and passion.

He's not Russian.

Why does never stay in their containment board?

CJ

The bitch ass nigger who got lead all over the state like a little bitch buster

Everyone clowns on him

His retard ghetto nigger brother crabs in a pot him at the end

Nah. Ryder was right. CJ is a buster, straight buster.

Ex-military grunt turns to a life of crime and drug trafficking

Why is this so common?

fucking his sweaty pecs and pits

now

But OP, you've always been a faggot

I think I'm gay now

Nigga, you're so far up in that closet you're exploring Narnia.

Lift and eat right, BE CONSISTENT. You’ll see results in just a few months. But if by you want to gain that much muscle it will take years.

Back in the Navy we delivered guns all over the world, droppin' off guys with 20 crates of rifles for the local fighters, so they could knock over some dictator. Mind you, that’s not 20 crates of factory M16s — these were illicit weapons, confiscated in some raid and then redistributed. No paperwork, right? If a crate here or there goes missing, hey, it happens. Military teaches you two things: how to deal with bureaucracy, and how to avoid it. Learning how to avoid it means learning how to deal in arms. You muster out, you apply what you learned. Every gunrunner I ever met got his start that way, losing illicit weapons in transport with national militaries.

because its more of a t board than an lgb board, and i dont like ts very much

Because Anon Babble is their ACTUAL containment board

Why is the entire trailer unironically looks way too romantic for GTA.
This shit feels like something that JRPG trailer would have. Not that I'm complaining.

Normal people work 9-5.
Going to the gym to power lift, do cardio, then going back home can take like 2.5 hours. This puts you at 7:30 PM.
That leaves like an hour to cook something, an hour to eat, and 30 min to do the dishes and clean. That puts you around 10 PM, which is time to get ready for bed.

This life really doesn't work unless, as that Anon said, you are privileged and don't actually have to work a day job.

I am black and I want to rape him with my BBC

You're telling me there was no sight of pit when he was on the top of a roof and shirtless? Unrealistic

it's obvious that this is gonna be a serious GTA game about relationships between Jason and Lucia

Imagine the smell

Same i want to be KooLgbt (Hotty4McScotty)not Lamegtb

I can see them having a huge falling out actuslly. Maybe even NTR. It would make for great drama and fits with the type of story rockstar likes to tell.

hopefully he will have big feet

based footfag

nah

You need to train at least 4 times a week for reasonable gains. And if you want to get that big, I’d say 6 is necessary.

yes and dont pretend you dont have 30 minutes a day

30 minutes cardio plus an hour at the gym and all the prep in between. It’s pretty easy to add either one of those to your routine. Both is what fucks people over. 2 hours a day on top of your job, commuting, cooking and the other shit you do.

you can do the most basic movement at home

Paying for a gym isn’t that big of a deal. Doesn’t matter.

oh you are a coping fatty, got it.

It’s pretty hard to keep at it if you work over 6 hours a day and have other things in your life.

The voice actor sounds really bad

the biggest game of the decade is bleached propaganda

blackedcels in shambles

you meant get fucked by him right?

Bet he smells like chalupa's.

tattoo

gay, homosexual even

Reddit is talking about the latina

Anon Babble is talking about the guy

why are we so gay?

Danke herr doktor

will i be able to make him fat?

game has detailed middle aged and old women

I’m going to love this game a lot

Shes gonna leave him for a black man with a big black cock.

Yes. Body adjustments seem to be back

ps6 secured

we

they are falseflaggers / trolls

That's not middle aged, she just tans all the fucking time without proper moisturizing.

speak for yourself but I would worship his body
no homo tho

i'm going to be 600 pounds and anons who has to be perpetually butthurt will make threads whining that people play ugly characters

everytime they ban discussion on something more of them come here to try and argue their retarded views.

CJ from San Andreas gets a Latina gf

Claude gets a Latina gf

Franklin from GTA 5 gets a Latina gf Who he should have married instead of Tanisha

Jason gets a Latina gf

Why is the entire trailer unironically looks way too romantic for GTA.

Women devs, everyone from PS2 era are gone

not playing him as the goose

Brits love big booty latinas

Someone at rockstar spent weeks modeling this guy’s penis

Why is the entire trailer unironically looks way too romantic for GTA.

because that will be the new gameplay catch, you retard the romance plot.

I will now buy your game

Exercise routine followed by a good diet and good sleep. Be consistent with all of those things and you can start to feel the results 2-3 months
t. started lifting and dieting early this year after 20 years of being fat lazy sack of shit

gays have been part of Anon Babble's culture long before you showed up in 2020, tourist

amerimutts are brain diseases
all the fags thirsting over him are amerimutt gaycels

How do I get this physique bros?

Hugely depends on your genetics, but steroids and a good hypertrophy program.

This thread is gayer than Gay Tony.

How do people survive solely on meat then?

Why do you fags see a good looking man and your first thoughts are jizz and anuses? Gross.

they don't, that anon is just an autist retard as he said. you can eat carbs without eating actual sugar.

hairy pits + can grow more muscular

I will play your game now

they're mentally ill fags and trannies what do you expect

Sorry your education system failed you.

Unfortunately for you, he's straight.

good? I wouldnt be attracted to him if he sucked cock like some fucking faggot

As if that has ever stopped people before

Louis Lopez was hot

doesn't stop him from getting raped by male NPCs

mentally healthiest gay

White Boy Summer 2026

Zaddy!

Jason Duval owes me sex

Nothing gay about wanting to be held in his muscular arms as he tells you everything’s going to be okay bro

This dude looks about 5'7 in the trailers. He's as tall as the latina chick.

Be gay

exclusively play as men in games and lust over their muscles

no one has an issue with this

straight fag plays as a woman

Anon Babble calls him a tranny

Explain this to me.

Gonna make me feel bad about going to strip clubs and paying for hookers with Jason

fuck off and kill yourself faggot

we're here to stay, cry about it

ywn lick his pits while calls you a faggot

Why even live

let you play that

force you to be in relationship with flat chested shrek latina

so close to having my money

I'm gonna need a mod that makes her into a big pec latino hunk.

They already have a suave silver fox Latino bank robber as one of the main side characters

It's a Bonnie and Clyde kino, duh

Anyone else think Jason could pull 9/10 hotties? Lucia is a 7/10 at best. She's way beneath him.

He's a 5'7 manlet with a slightly above average face. Compare him to real world actual chads (that 9/10 women are getting hit up by regularly) and he flounders.

tattoo

gay and disgusting

exercise is important but even more crucial is diet, you absolutely need to do that as well. Henry Cavill (the Superman/Witcher nigra) said that if ya dont diet then your abs wont show

don’t eat any carbs or sugar at all

Brainlet detected. You need carbs. Your brain runs on glucose, especially for lifting

You can't understand people because you're mentally ill

He absolutely could but don't forget that Rockstar has been flooded with feminist whores

Why is everyone shitting themselves over this dude? He looks like any normalfag you'd see on reality shows like Love Island