Kill my Children
Kill my Husbands
Kill the Elden Beast
Become Elden Lord
Elden Ring
why?
Is Elden Ring reforged good?
EmpARYAN babies with Marika
All she does is fuck fuck fuck fuck
Become elden lord
This is the first look she gives you
You literally throw yourself at Marika's lap to get used like a fucking sex doll AND fix her country for fucking free, the implication being that you're going to help her repopulate the whole thing 9 months at a time, and she's basically jesus christ. how the fuck did they get this fetish game out in today's nuclear winter of anti-sexuality versus oversexualized sex dolls with nuclear warheads for tits? that's some feat.
No you're part of the problem too I'm becoming Lord of Frenzied Flame instead
did she fuck her children?
My Qveen....
I just realized that she gets called a whore over and over again by the hornsent granny lmao
I'd shatter her Elden Ring if you catch my drift
What's sex with Marika like?
I want Ranni and Miquella to FUCK.
It's funny that they pumped up the idea that she fucked something to become a god and then the actual DLC doesn't even mention it at all outside of a senile old woman calling her a harlot.
I love my doll wife
It's funny that they pumped up the idea that she fucked something to become a god and then the actual DLC doesn't even mention it at all outside of when they mention it.
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Yes, exactly.
It's funny that they pumped up the idea that she fucked something to become a god
Because someone called her a harlot? Pretty sure it's because of Godrick/Radagon.
Ironically the Granny doesn't even mention she did it to become a god, she's just pissed with zero context as to why and it's never mentioned again anywhere.
She was probably neighbors with Godrick and he used to do her lawn so she favored him and when Marika broke up with him, she got pissed on his behalf like a cute little grandma.
nah
*poops on ur entire existence*
Something like this
files.catbox.moe
howlsfm
he needs to release his next marika animmation already
ANON NO THE ADVER-- actually what the fuck even is the situation after the whole site got ddosed for like a month?
Kill the hornsent
Buy the Nightreign
Y-yes mommy! Your wish is my command
Isn't godfrey an outlander ?
No one knows wtf Elden Ring's lore actually is because it doesn't exist.
she doesn't look like that
I unironically support Marika in all her endeavors. All the alternatives to the Golden Order are fucking awful, ergo she did nothing wrong.
No one knows wtf Elden Ring's lore actually is because it doesn't exist.
this. I hate that people don't understand this. Miyazaki has even fucking said it. There is no lore, there is no story. There's a bunch of loose ends with no resolution, they intentionally cut out or do not write actual answers
b-but we got more resolutions in this DLC than in any-
no you fucking didn't, stop watching fucking vaati and put down the pipe.
She did wrong by letting the fingers do anything at all. They're actual fuckin parasites. Horrible cretins.
She was fucking retarded since her final gambit was Godfrey bodying the literal who that murdered and looted her children's runes.
Kill my Children
Kill my Husbands
Kill the Elden Beast
Become Elden Lord
still blacks only
what does she mean by that??
where's the wheat field?
No, Elden Ring was written by an actual author. Elden Ring has a story and lore. You're mixing up his comments with Dark Souls.
GRRM totally finished what he was writing
Kind just proves that the game is loose ends desu.
High IQ Anon
Why become Elden Lord, when you can become the Night Lord?
Irrc GRRM himself said he only created the bases for the world and characters everything else is from
What I like about Marika is that she's an accurate representation of how powerful women attained and maintained power in history.
Fuck a long list of powerful men.
She absolutely does!
Now genocide the hornsent
because you can't die until you do
Why this when goldmask is literally the perfect way?
he restores the land but makes retards like marika unable to use the ring for their personal vandettas
No reason to side with that bitch
is literally the perfect way?
Source?
Umm it just says so.
That's not a good enough explanation, sweaty.
The Golden Order is the best system
The Golden Order but better is somehow worse
I mean yeah but think about it, creating the world and characters is a pretty big part of the process. I'd say his contribution was pretty vast
if importing niggers and jeets are integral to your economic system it's automatically worse than the rest
>The Golden Order is the best system
source?
Kys
That other guy who claimed it. I don't believe it, I was just making fun of people in general.
May Chaos Take The World.
You can move to Russia any time you want you uneducated poverty faggot. They are so desperate they would even take you. kek.
I see Marikas endeavor as what leads to Goldmasks realization. I think they are together not against eachother.
Anything that helps her fix the current system.