Videogame ends is best end

She ought to get pregnant midway through the game.

is that.... a VIRGIN WOMAN who WAITED TO HAVE SEX UNTIL MARRIAGE?!?

and she has a CHILD???

and...a-and she's HAPPY?!?!?!?!?!?!

What the FUCK, you MUST want a slave wife and only brown pipol want this!!!

Hurry up and kill yourself already

I love such endings

3DPD having a body count of 0

Kek

Yes.

hopefully gtavi ends this way

fpbp

how does she know?

anti-family retard cant count

yea that tracks

Newfag

This image is older than you.

Good bait, if the thread were more populated people might bite
I've started believing that this is actually easier to achieve in real life than most people believe. I've come to believe that the stacy slut who sleeps around is actually pretty uncommon.

I'm going to knock your future gf and you'll enjoy it

So you're just a retarded oldfag then. That's not much better.

based fantasy harborer

The future is evolving and so are women. Don’t be too optimistic buddy.

I've come to believe that the stacy slut who sleeps around is actually pretty uncommon

I'd put a bun in her oven if you know what I am saying

n-no I was j-just... i-its a meme...

No, you just cant count. Pipe down you teenage faggot.

Unc getting uppity fr

Average estimates show that about 1 in 4 women will have an abortion before they're unable to have kids. Despite this, approval rating of abortions is over 60%. This means that despite most women not getting an abortion, the majority still support it, even for those who support it in concept will not have an abortion themselves.
The same logic applies. Women who support women sleeping around are not all sleeping around, they just support it as a concept. The fact is that the minority that are whoring themselves out are just incredibly loud, because why would you be loud about not being a whore?

2 years pass

goes from 19 to age 21

physically goes from 19 to 45

oof

All women are whores. Simple as.

Terribly disrespectful to your mom anon, and so close to Mother's day as well. Your father should beat you for talking about her like that.

I'm off to comfort his mother, now

I love me mum, but that doesn't fix the fact that she had other boyfriends before she met my father.

And I had a lovely girlfriend when I was in middle school anon. That doesn't mean we fucked.

But how can you say you love her if you can't eat her own poop?

Who said anything about fucking?

Alright anon, define what a whore is for me.

Any woman who shows any sexually or romantic interest in someone

Hurrr isn't that a bit extreme

Yes it is

It was never my plan but not only did I marry my then virgin highschool sweetheart but after a well over a decade, she now has a cuckquean impregnation fetish while watching from a dog crate. It sounds straight out of doujin but that's my life. Unfortunately. I have zero charisma due to mega autism and this arrangement has only happened once and minus the impregnation bit. That's life.

damn, I don't know if I should call you lucky or unlucky

What do you mean?

all women are whores when left to their own devices. men need to take over and guide them to prevent that. it's like how most mammals live longer in captivity.

My life has been infused with the spirit of the monkey's paw. That's just the way it is.

Ages 20 years in 2 years

Shit genes.

this was just the default mode of life for thousands of years of human history

you were unlucky enough to live in the brief period where this life became basically impossible

you will probably live to see things return to normalcy after you're already too old for it to matter

Sure, by that definition, every woman is a whore save those who lack the capacity for sexual or romantic interest.
But at that point it's not a problem for a woman to be a whore because you've painted everyone, even a girl who marries the first boy she ever loves, a whore because she had romantic interest in someone.

unlucky

live to see things return to normalcy

That wouldn't happen even if I were immortal. It's gone.

cuckquean

Chicks like this actually exist? I can only assume they're rarer than cuckolds.

Yeah, it really is rare.

But at that point it's not a problem for a woman to be a whore

No it still is. But it's just not MY problem.

99% of women are whore and so are man, how do you think banker keep finding more cattle to die for them every century ?

This is the worst preg thread I've ever seen, frankly I'm tempted to sloppost

Coomers/Simps are so boring. They think of nothing else but foids their whole life.

Yeah it's fucking annoying

body count 0 wife

Absolutely not, I want a wife who can and will use lethal force when the situation calls for it.

Feel free to go back to xitter with all the other sex and love-hating phony puritan zoomers

You literally describe my life
the problem is that in the sequel I lost my job and had to pull out of retirement to survive and now have a job making 50k less than I need to not spiral into debt.
Im just waiting for the third game where we go back to the roots of this story.

If you don't have women on your mind 24/7 and worship the ground they walk on you're a puritan

Dumb nigger.

I'm begging you to get a hobby and a personality that isn't just "I worship women".

Yeah I saw your gay buzzwords zoomie, doesn't change you're still the faggot coming into a cute thread like this whining about basic human sexuality like a bitch.

NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY OFF-TOPIC THREAD

Aieeee stop shitting up my off topic comic dumping thread

You know, I'm surprised no one's ever tried to build on the old Fable formula where you play throughout decades of your character's life, with bits of mundane life throughout. A game where you actually get to interact with your spouse and kids instead of it being relegated to an epilogue or some shit.

replying with the same thing twice in a row

I accept your concession, now go complain about how heckin problematic/degenerate those darn gooners are here x.com/?lang=en

death to israel

Gay. You have 0 testosterone. Real men want an ending where you kill your arch-nemesis or an ending where you die after being overwhelmed by hordes of enemies in a last stand and not some gay romance shit.

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Gay. You have 0 testosterone. Real men want an ending where you kill your arch-nemesis or an ending where you die after being overwhelmed by hordes of enemies in a last stand and not some gay romance shit.

Dragon Quest 5

being romantically involved with a beautiful girl makes you gay

For most of history a supermajority of men died before reproducing or were castrated slaves. What we're seeing is a return to the norm.

tits or gtfo

Are we posting bellies or what?