The theories about this game are getting insane and I hope they only get weirder
Dk bananza
What if banana
Fountain of youth??
Have you heard the journey to the west theory yet and how that might lead to a vtuber collab
She's in
I couldn't be more excited. I've been following the EPD DK project since it was first leaked so to see it actually come out is insane to me. Im so excited for DK kino bros
I remember doubting it
Sounds pretty poggers m8
People actually going bananza
What part of Mario Odyssey was inspired by the Odyssey outside of the name?
What, you don't remember when Ulysses stopped by New York on his way back from the Trojan war?
literally who vtranny kys
I'm gonna laugh so fucking hard if that actually happens
This seems wildly unlike Nintendo, they'd this would truly be apeshit.
Probably the fact he travels on a boat
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We are so back kongsisters
just watched that
shit's gonna be so funny if after all this k rool's not even in the game
Mario Odyssey has nothing to do with the Odyssey, besides the fact that both involve travelling, but at that point so does the 1st Sonic movie and you don't see people making that connection
I fucking hope not.
If there's vtumors in it I'm not buying it, EDF6 was one thing but this is a much lower priority to me I'm plenty willing to skip it.
It's explained in this video
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You already know it's gonna be some hot fucking trash.
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Internet fads age like shit. Nintendo games are supposed to be timeless. This would be like if Nintendo made a Harambe Pokemon for Sun and Moon.
we're gonna be in for some total ass
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I really don't like the journey to the west theories.
I just want Mario and Pauline to appear.
Dk has already do a collab with the rizzler and sonic did a collab with korone
That poor kid is going to be so fucked up later in life. All child stars are.
An ed sheeran song was the credits song for gen 9
Dk has already do a collab with the rizzler
what
This is official youtube.com
Ed Sheeran made that song specifically for Pokemon. And Toby Fox remixed it for the DLC's ending.
lol wtf
people spend the weeks leading up to the game in hype mode developing ridiculous lore and implications, even debating certain locations and gameplay aspects
game releases
it’s a 6 hour, 7/10 baby mode forgettable jaunt
Thank you
It's actually amazing how it went from people wondering "Is King K.Rool going to be in this game?", to "Holy shit, this game is made out of references to older DK games", to "We've discovered and mostly translated an ancient monkey language", to "Bonanza is a whole plot reference to Buddism and Journey to the West", all the way up to "A V-Tuber is collaborating with Nintendo to write a big song for the game", and all this shit's happened within the span of a month
Odyssey's lead-up wasn't anywhere near this fucking fascinating, what the hell is going on
even debating certain locations and gameplay aspects
AI made this post
I really hope it gets even weirder
And on top of all that there's the pauline rock thing
Everyone is leaving out the big Mario elephant in the room...
vtuber collab
Huh???????
See
Donkey Kong Bananza better not be a retelling of Journey to the West.
I'm going to be very disappointed if it is.
Toby Fox contributed multiple tracks across Gena 8 and 9 as I recall. Smash as well.
I don't watch Calliope but that'd be nice
I think we’ll probably hear her song in the next trailer with nintendo trying to present it as bananza’s jump up superstar
nigger destroys stuff
but muh theories!
There are no theories just clicking baiting retards & redditors on par with the retards that forced a zelda timeline. You should consider the rope
How are you gonna feel if you hear a mori calliope song while fighting bull k rool
buys edf6 trash
pretends as though his opinion on what he skips matters
Lol, lmao even
oooooo banana in asshole zesty ahegao
not playing it
There are no theories
Seems like there's quite a few of them
Why would I care? I wasn't buying this shit period & will be playing it for free in a year give or take
Would that mean she'd be voicing rock child pauline or whoever that is?
I want to see interesting commentary at the end after the final K. Rool boss about how Mario shouldn't have run off with Peach and decides to be there for Odd Rock and Pauline.
no
cared enough to post ;)
all this speculation only for the main villain to be these guys again
all discussion on Bananza will be sullied by v-tumor discussion
game ends up impossible to talk about because of Anon Babble-fags shitting things up further
It was hard enough to talk about the game with the dk redesign already
Yeah cause watching tendies be eternally btfo is hilarious. If anything add more vtubers to this shit. It would be funne
Pokemon/gamefreak ≠ nintendo
Everything surrounding this game in particular has convinced me that DKfags are on the same autism power level as Sonicfags. They just have mostly been hiding it
Dkc was pretty much made to beat sonic so it makes sense
Did I claim otherwise?
I thought the game was a Jules Verne reference.
impliying Anon Babbleermin will talk about it even without vtumors
don't try to pretend you are something higher than an unrepentant shitposter lil bro
This is the first 3D DK in 30 years. And the first brand new Kong adventure in over a decade. Sonic shits out a new game every year with recycled assets. Bananza is also Nintendo’s first 3D platformer since Astro Bot threw the gauntlet. They have to be cooking something.
Pauline LEGS
Bananza is also Nintendo’s first 3D platformer since Astro Bot threw the gauntlet
What does that have to do anything?
Maybe not.
Provided the father is actually a good dude be'll be fine.
The issues with child stars is that directors who don't give a shit about them abuse them.
This kid will probably be fine, in a few years he'll probably fall out of the public eye. Then he'll either turn lolcow or just fine.
shut up dude
collecting fossils of previous DK enemies to unlock DK Country throwback levels
this game is going to be highest caliber kino
I remember when SM Wonder was announced and shitposters spent months spamming NTR threads because they insisted the game was going to be based around a 40 year old anime OVA that has never been referenced anywhere else.
Is that how they’re unlocked?
what about DK makes its fans so schizophrenic about the game's lore and shit
DK Rap sequel sung by Mori Calliope
Will it happen?
The enemies correspond to the different games and levels you might find them in. Once you have enough you get the opportunity to play a throwback stage.
I wasn't following much are switch preorders fucked or not? I signed up for the preorder right from nintendo and they're supposed to start going out tomorrow but I'm not on the priority list. I don't care about launch day just want to get it before DK
they really like that fat ugly alligator and want him to come back
Where did it say they unlock throwback stages?
we have been driven to madness by a 10 year game drought
idk about all the Journey to the West stuff and I have no idea how young Pauline fits into it but after everything we've seen up to this point I am a "K. Rool is in Bananza" truther
Where does it say anything, dude. This is all pieced together from tons of footage.
It would really be the pisser to have this crocodile iconography and rock and skeleton themed croc enemies just to NOT have K. Rool or the Kremlings make a return.
I hate that DK has Cappy's eyes. But I like how he looks now. Just wish the fur looked different in game.
DK and Mario share the same lore.
Make of that what you will.
The theories about this game are getting insane
It's going to have rule of 3's level design, a false ending or two, and take a dozen or more levels to really "get going." like most Nintendo games.
$80 for 12 hours of gameplay
I swear tendies live in a world of pure imagination.
what the hell is going on
Monkee
You'd get a few days to a week of discussion with a game of its (probable) length, I think. Hell, even Wonder got a few days.
Im not watching a fanfic about an unreleased video, give me the qrd. How does a "Odyssey × monkee smash everything" game with a mining theme relates to Journey to the West? Whos the monk, the little girl/rock? What power does she have over Donkey Kong?
press x to break rock
grab nana
game play
Only DK64 is lengthy for a first playthrough, you can put as much time as you want, but maybe you want some long ass VN
easy collectable is easy
Just that he has to travel to several places before reaching his destination
Odyssey is sometimes used to describe long travels that take you to several places to get what you wanted or your destination. It's also sometimes used to describe several actions you have to take through some time to get what you want or to be where you wanted.
; )
game is initially laughed at on Anon Babble for being $70 and having a DK redesign
a website leaks Loli Pauline character
suddenly Bananza threads become civil with actual discussion about the game and DK lore
It doesn't take a rocket scientist, anon.
I'm sure that helped, but that's only Anon Babble, how do you explain the whole rest of the internet?
No, there are still people pushing the "Wokey Kong" shit
where can I read about all this wtf
i stopped paying attention after the pauline leak
Young Pauline is hype and I hope we get to see her soon
young pauline
Dude... thats Mario and Peach's daughter
uooooh
As cringe as he is, Uncle Al on YouTube has chronicled all of this on his second channel
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Start with this video and then the rest
Those people are either trolls, way too brainrotted by Anon Babble so they think anything and everything different is woke, or both.
this is the better DK channel: youtube.com
This. It's a new DK game and we all hope it'll be good but hesitations about gameplay being repetitive or the playtime being short are justified. It's like two months from release. Then we'll have a better idea. I do predict reviewers absolutely being over the moon about it and disingenuous. I'm going to laugh my ass off if theirnare complaints about difficulty (spoilers - there is none, grinding will be the big complaint).
If only Nintendo didn’t change the goddamn design, fixing what clearly wasn’t broken, it’s probably a rare instance of Nihon Pride, but why wait 30 years to do it?
In that one screenshot where he talks to Cranky his fur looks feathery
I don't give a shit about the design, I want a good game. If anything I wish they used the Melee DK design just to invoke more salt. Come on anon, at least it's not Seth Rogan doing the VA.
Stop it!
Stop doing this to me!
My theory is K.Rool is hiring those evil apes and he will take on a Boss Higg esque alter ego in this one.
The DK Raps are supposed to be trash, that's why they're so much fun.
I like it.
Do people really think Nintendo will really go this level of autism in the stories of their games, especially something family friendly like Donkey Kong?
Who the fuck do they thing Nintendo is? Sega? Do they think Donkey Kong will go full level of austistic plots like Sonic?
ACKSHUALLY there are only 8 stories ever made!
Why wouldn't they have K. Rool show up at the end?
If they want to make DK a big thing again, bringing back K. Rool makes tons of sense due to him having been in Smash Ultimate. Keep in mind, tens of millions of people were introduced to and recognize King K Rool from Smash Ultimate.
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