Anon Babble made it on the news!

Anon Babble made it on the news!

They're gonna have a meltdown when he's confirmed straight

as if that ever stopped anyone

Stop being gay right now

The fact that he’s being paid to write this cracks me up

Why is wanting to fix someone considered to be behaving badly?

Men gets excited over hot chick in game

WTF NOT OKAY

gay talking about reprogramming straight male protag

ERM YES QUEEN!

There's nothing wrong with this, as straights are also having the same reaction to Lucia. Based game devs giving genuine representation and eye candy for all demographics except filthy social media roasties that will never truly comprehend joy.

Is this article meant to be positive? I actually can't tell anymore

Hes already confirmed straight what are you talking about? The entire plot revolves around his romance with lucia

straights are also having the same reaction to Lucia

Not even close she's not model tier

She's already better than the first trailer, by the time they get done stripping out all the positivity bullshit over the next year she'll be at least a 9/10.

Based af

The west is literally run by gay pedophiles and women

NO

gay

White bros we're in

Wow I love how fucking normified GTA is now that there's articles like this shit being written. GTA used to be known as a mass shooting simulator now it's a faggot/woman focused love story game where you play as a boss bitch brown woman and her lame little relationship drama

whats so special about this guy, he's like your average white Southern dirtbag

Imbecile

Yeah, he is much hotter than you fugly chudcel

I'm straight and want to reprogram the straight male protag

At least the PC version allows for changes via modding. For example, Alistair has been modded to be gay in the PC version. The cucksole peasants never ever..... lmao

Jason owes me hot sweaty sex

who the FUCK is this for?

implying GTA hasn't been the most normalfag thing since at least 3

fill me up with his loads

Homosexuality is only one step above transexualism. They are both mental illnesses.

Whatever keeps you afloat, tranny/trannyfucker

The only difference between you and a tranny is that you still have your dick. You're still eating people's shit, still raping kids, still pushing your degeneracy in everyone's face every chance you get.

It's HIV positive.

Sounds like you’ve spent more time obsessing over these fantasies than anyone else. Maybe take a break from your delusions and try touching some grass for once, trannyfreak

Not a tranny, just a white man who is disgusted seeing you push your bullshit on impressionable young children. Lost a family member to your death cult.
Why can't you be normal?

I genuinely don't get it either

Not all gays are like that. That video is just a drag queen show. I’m totally against them performing in front of kids. You’re just generalizing based on one video, which is as stupid as assuming all straight people are like the ones in strip clubs performing in front of kids. Jeez.

All homosexuality is mental illness. You may not be as bad as a tranny, but you are the gateway into becoming a tranny. Deviance should not be accepted. Jesus still loves you even if you reject him.

It must all be some money laundering scheme of some sort

I'm straight but Jason gave me a bone ngl

You're so pathetic for using the Bible to justify this nonsense, even though you break many of its rules—like eating shrimp, wearing mixed fabrics, and whatever else you conveniently ignore. Hypocrisy at its finest. And by the way, you hate Jews, but you worship a Jewish god—your beloved Jesus. Dumbfuck.

Just stop fucking raping kids and stop doing faggot shit. Then people wouldn't hate you.

DA JOOZ

muh bible

Not him, but you don't have to read the bible to dislike what gays do. You just use the current anti Christian sentiment as an "argument" to defend homosexuality, an appeal to popularity or whatever it's called.

it wasn't because it was actually edgy back then. rockstar entirely used to be edgy back then. in Midnight Club LA the protagonist makes sexually charged banter to female opponents and in RDR1 John tries to be gentlemanly to Bonnie because he sees her as weaker. There's even a mission called 'women and cattle' lol

Look, being gay is just a natural variation. It exists in the animal kingdom and has been part of human history for ages. It was common in the Edo period in Japan, ancient Greece, the Roman Empire, and countless other cultures. Your cherry-picked moral outrage is nothing but modern propaganda. Maybe crack open a history book instead of just parroting bigot talking points.

meant for

being gay is just a natural variation

That's not true, but even if it was true that doesn't make it okay. Pedophilia is "natural variation" but we don't accept that.
I don't know why you "need" to be a faggot publicly though. No one had a problem until you started crying for rights and raping kids. Literally the same shit we're saying now with trannies.

I'm straight but I'd makeout with him ngl.

muh natural fallacy

Okay, let's allow rape and murder then, and all the other dumb shit animals do. Ironic since being gay is seen as "progressive" but here you admit it's actually regressive. Regressing us all the way back to being dumb animals.

I’m not crying for raping kids. In fact, the vast majority of gays aren’t into that at all. Maybe if you spent less time obsessing over these fringe fantasies, you’d realize the real predators usually hide behind a straight mask. Get your head out of your echo chamber.

retarded pic

This graphic is pure trash. It’s based on outdated, misinterpreted, and cherry-picked data, twisting unrelated studies to push a debunked stereotype. The reality is that the overwhelming majority of child abusers are heterosexual men, not gay people. Get a grip.

Yeah I've heard this same spiel from the troons.

Oh we're not all child groomers!

Turns out every time you are. You want us to believe you aren't, but it's obvious to anyone who isn't brainwashed.
I don't hate you if you haven't raped kids, but your behavior is wrong.

Ah yes, the "natural fallacy" deflection. Being gay isn’t about acting like a "dumb animal" – it's a natural part of human diversity, just like left-handedness. Maybe if you focused less on demonizing others, you’d actually evolve past this caveman mindset.