Why does neo-Anon Babble hate fighting games?

Why does neo-Anon Babble hate fighting games?

PUFFY

No cameltoe?

I've lost all motivation for sex when I learned what a vagina smells like first hand. Tits are still cool though.

i mean, she weewees from there lol

they're not supposed to smell like death. Your ex was filthy, obese and mentally ill.

Cammy makes me cummy.

I hate 1v1 scenarios because if I lose it's 100% my fault and I don't like that because it makes me feel bad.

Yes but when you improve and eventually start pulling off combos and tech and good plays it's also all 100 percent because of your efforts and that makes it feel really good.

I like fighting games, I just suck at them.

based

I am not in 10% percentile reaction time to succeed at them

Good.

So this is the modern day fgc huh

You need to have the gene.

I don't care for jeet fighter 6. But I do enjoy tekkino8

AI slop

good morning sars

You're inferior.

after cammy won evo I fucked my hip toy with a big butt all night watching hmvs of her
video games are so fun now

if coomershit made fighting games fun doa wouldn't have switched to a gacha game

So your gf didn’t shower and it turned you to dick?

Cammy has a thing for bad boys!

I want actual sexual loli fanservice.

It is a shame you can't read.

Trust me, as a competetive FG player, you can always blame things other than yourself. Don't give up!

Arcana Heart player, eh?

sf6 cammy is so sexy but the game is too rage inducing for me to be able to play anymore
I got to masters with her

it's a shame you got the wrong thread
the beat'em ups thread is two blocks down

She showered often and I didn't turn gay, I just use porn now when I need a release.

Good shit, but I like melty the most. Wlen is classy but erotic.

Yeah, she literally is.

SFVI

meh

Tekken 8

they dropped the ball so fucking hard, their DLC release schedule fucking sucks and the meta is too fucking unga even for a gorilla like me

Strive

dropped back in s1, matches felt insanely samey and tried going back into s2 and just didn't really feel the magic anymore

Fatal Fury

Dead in a week, don't really care much for it
Bro I just want another DBFZ desu. Too bad you can barely play with Anon Babble because the faggots were way into roaster and waifufagging.

also REALLY FUCKING FAHKYOURMOM??????? that's your "oh shit we're sorry we messed up, here's your new dlc character" hidden weapon???? who's making the decisions at bandai namco????

based

>dropped back in s1, matches felt insanely samey and tried going back into s2 and just didn't really feel the magic anymore

I think it's got good variety now, if you don't play against the braindead top tiers
Ram(reworked to have even stronger of a kit in S4)/GL/HC/Nago/Sin/Potemkin literally just make you block once and now you're in a safe mix that gives them a wallbreak if you guess wrong
Less egregious top tiers like Sol/Leo/Anji aren't as bad to play against though

There's a difference between showering often and making sure you're cleaning. You can shower often, but if you don't properly clean your ass it's going to be a problem. This is especially true for pussy.

Well, anything outside of mirrors is asymmetric gameplay and probably unfair. Nowadays they allow people to use different input devices in tournaments. If you're playing at home, the latency of your entire setup matters and you can sometimes blame network hiccups for the loss.

with her face i see the principal from discipline and the mistress from startless

anji

top tier

when the fuck jesus christ lol, last time I played seriously, people were playing him for the memes. I used to play Leo and Gio (yeah no shit matches would feel samey LMAO) but meh maybe I'll get back to it when Jam releases (yes I am a jam tertiary who never touched xrd)

Rajpoot...

How could they show something like that when advertiser-kun might be watching?

So this is the modern day fgc huh

reminds me of

Probably S3? He got few changes in S4 (RC Rin (overhead) doesn't combo, he can charge Fuujin and do another Fuujin) but seems to still be considered strong

His rekka lets him condition you any way he wants, Hop RC gives him fast overheads, spin makes playing neutral against him kinda risky, his buttons are decent to good and can convert at any range with Wild Assault now

Also he has a lot of effective HP, which lets him be pretty comfortable doing stupid stuff
In the right hands, he's very scary to deal with, I don't think his kit has many gaps anymore

why is this game SO FUCKING BIG

the awful story mode demands your storage space

I still love Cammy though!

that's with the story mode not downloaded
70 fucking gigabytes for a game WITHOUT story mode

It doesn't, you can choose not to download it. Go to properties in Steam and check the DLC tab.

why is any thread with a blonde hair character in OP raided with BBC and AGP posting every single time?

BBC fags, and anyone else who enjoy interracial, must be culled from society.

BBC fags, and anyone else who enjoy interracial, must be culled from society.

Cammy a tranny

im gooning

oh shit we can finally put ltg next to barlog

That's actually not true, just avoid American hours.

implying alliance players aren't the ones who want to see Nelves getting green'd

We should kill and eat the flesh of black and jewish "people"

Why does neo-Anon Babble hate fighting games?

Neo fighting games suck ass. Also this is a genre that's meant to be played by a bunch of dudes in an arcade or sitting in a dorm room smoking blunts and drinking beers while passing the controller on a match loss. They are not meant to be autistically grinded out online against people you can't put into a headlock if they keep doing gay shit in a match because they aren't in close proximity to you.

the count animation of her getting ass raped

Mai is way better than Cammy. In both skills and hotness.

yeah but Cammy is simple and ellegant where as Mai is flashy and flamboyant

i dont have the time or the patience to input command beethovens symphony no. 5 to launch a punch only to get bodied by some faggot SEAmonkey who spams low kick

yeah but Cammy is boring and lame where as Mai is flashy and flamboyant

That flashiness is part of her charm. Unlike Cammy, who is just way too boring.

shes interesting! atleast in the alpha series before the moving on past bison...
also mai has a boyfriend so i dont like her!

Is there a rivalry between them or what?

based, just look at those tits
they definitely compete for the best mates, at the very least

boring shower stall. cammy needs more cat stickers

shite webm. not even a PEEK of her butthole.

Yeah! A rivalry in breasts sizes.
The best tits in the business. Perfect for motorboating.

Nonsense, I'm pretty sure there are plenty of black guys to satisfy them

Not a rivalry in thighs sizes

Shucks...

Based, I guess they've got enough to share, but they'd still compete on who's guys were the biggest

Jesus Christ c*mmytroons are beyond brown and retarded

Not a rivalry in thighs sizes

Well, that as well. But I think we already know which of them have the bigger thighs. Also...

I'm pretty sure there are plenty of black guys to satisfy them

Disgusting! Don't you dare think about Mai in that way!
You two!

exactly! cammy should be saving 'wtf' as hes behind spreading her cheeks

Fighting games are no longer about different characters having different moves/playstyles. Now they're all about flashy comeback mechanics that just ruin the fun/pacing.

this. eventually they will just be 1 button combos and specials so your watching a movie

The Anon Babble raid squad is here

I'm pretty sure there are plenty of black guys to satisfy them

i don't think there are many black guys with more than 3 inches of """b"""bc
they'd have to look long and hard for satisfaction from them

Balrog can satisfy both of them.

Too execution heavy, too many subsystems.

Even Chun Li can experience Balrog.

Kids can't into fgc

based balrogbro

No! The only thing Balrog is good for is getting his ass beaten up!

Everyone hates wifi niggers like myself so I can't play

when the fuck jesus christ lol

When he got this in season 3

a lot of bucks in this thread...

they made a game with 3d porn characters?

A lot of women smell foul since they don't know what proper hygiene is then add on to the fact that their ph balance is out of wack

Smelly pussy makes my cock rock hard. Best thing I ever did was tell my gf to not shower and shove it right in my face. Sounds like a skill issue to me