Why do people not play games?

Question

Why do people not play games?

no one on Anon Babble plays games

Games too hard for normalniggers

because they work

you can pet the hecking doggo xd

this shit so cringe

pet the dog

this shit needs to stop

OH MY GORD I CAN PET LE DOGGORINO????BEST GAME EVAH ALERT!!!! XD

Why no achievement for raping the dog?

so fucking what? we all work (most of us)

that's what weekends are for.

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They added achievements to this decade-old game a month ago (hence the heckin' pupperino achievement), you have to launch the game to earn them
But you already knew this and this is a bait thread I chose to respond to for some reason

autistic unhinged cat faggot throws a diaper-shit fit upon seeing anything dog-related

must be day that ends in a 'y'

the petting the dog this is overdone
it's not wholesome anymore just lame
fucking kill yourself you redditor faggot

mfw the game lets me pet the hecking good boi woofer

*loving

After a while you figure out the game and the fun is over so you move on another game.

Sometimes cheevos are glitched or were added latter after the initial release.

The game is 11 years old, what the fuck are you retards getting mad about?

still chucking your shitty diapers over the mildest criticism

cat fags, everyone

The achievements are too hard. Impossible i'd even say.

why do you honestly care?

because more people need to pet le hecken big chungus wholesome 100 doggo!

All of those were probably added later and not at release

oh, I just checked and they added achivements less than month ago to a game that was released on 25 Jun, 2014

Why do you think nobody has them unlocked, OP?

Part time job chads rise up. Have enough free time to live similar to a NEET but not too much free time that it becomes boring and depressing. I have a dingy $850 apartment I just play vidya in when I'm not working 20 hours a week.

I used to really like achievements and had fun unlocking them and hunting them but it stopped being fun when achievements were no longer achievements or challenges for players to unlock, but instead metrics for the developers to see how many people play their game or progress through it.

What's your rating of Clair Obscure?

RAPIN' THE DOG

I do this all the time, I usually drop games at any point for whatever reason.

Do Anon Babbleirgins really seethe at dogs this much? Is it because white women would rather fuck them than you? Weird

Tons of people have a backlog
Tons of games dump a bunch of unsold copies onto sock accounts to put itself near or on the top sellers list for advertising, since outside of sales (and during sales as Steam User quality has dropped) you don't actually have to move that many games to get up there
Weirdly enough Steam Users being discerning means it's REALLY easy to fuck up metrics like that on steam

Somebody tells me they think RE6 is shit

Tell me you suck at RE6 without telling me you suck at RE6

Achievements were probably just added. FTL's most common achievement is just reaching sector 5 which takes maybe 20 minutes. But it has less than 50% completion rate because they were only added years after release.

Professional is basically easy mode. Try No Hope coop for a real challenge.

That game released over 10 years ago and only just got achievements recently.
OP is an enormous faggot retard, as always.

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I think all RE games are shit lmao

Yeah I know and have played it coop no hope but there's no achievement for it. Read the thread my dude. Most people that talk shit about RE6 have never even come close to beating it

"but duuuude it's so looooong"

RE7 is 6-7 hour garbage and is just Outlast for pussies.

some games are just essential "pick up in a sale and never play it" -core

If I ever played this game (I won't) I'd get all achievements aside from the dog petting one. Then I'd post screenshots of my n-1 achievement completion just to trigger autists and make them call me brown for hating dogs even though I'm blonde, white, and blue eyed. Fuck dogs are annoying though.

why did you highlight 51.7 hours? it's not too much

You have to finish the game before you're allowed to say it's bad

Ok well you finished the game, but you didn't finish it on the difficulty setting that was stapled on at the end of development and wasn't really tested or you're not allowed to say it was bad

Anon, it's ok if you like bad games.

My achievements for Crash N Sane are fucked because they lazily pasted Relics into Crash 1 and 2, and especially in Crash 1 they're obnoxious to do and slapped Stormy Ascent in even though it was removed and slapped a relic in there.
It bothers me immensely but I'm not about to mod the game to not deal with the obnoxious ass Crash 1 relics or Stormy Ascent again after playing through it.

are we talking achievements?

Will admit though, I am kinda stupid and I will fire up the N. Sane Trilogy from time to time, realize how obnoxious the crash 1 relics are and uninstall the game all over again.
But this usually results in me playing some backups of PS1 games I have and having a pretty good time, so there's that.

this is what I want, but what do you do about insurance? most part-time jobs don't offer it

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Clea's kicking my ass.... I love her so much bro

Noita pretty boring, I'm gonna be honest.
I fire it up and I'm not really motivated to care about all the little particle attributes and would rather play a better twin stick, like nuclear throne.

Using a random game from my steam, but this occurs with tons of other games

achievement is something like complete the first mission, do the first level etc

completion rate isn't %100

I also find it amusing how the rates go down the harder a game gets, Doom Eternals achievements are hilarious for this

None of those anons, but I fucking despise dogs outside maybe the one quiet dog my parents had
Dogs are nasty, rabies-ridden, aggressive, retarded, instinctual attack animals
I hate dogs

non-100% rate of people doing the most basic shit in souls

Because I play the game for the game. I'm not playing the game to get achievements. That sounds sad and pathetic.

why would I play games when I could shitpost on Anon Babble instead?

people are too busy reading the noita wiki to play it

Ubisoft added achievements to all of their games retroactively because they're going bankrupt and it makes the difference between some sales and no sales.

DS1 didn't originally have achievements or they were GFWL only, I can't remember.

Yeah here's DS1 remastered's achievements. Still low for basic starting stuff, but at least higher.

there is a program that fakes you opening a game to farm cards

steam only counts achievements when you open the game

bunch of people does this

only the game triggers achievements

achievement called "start the game" is at 90%

Please god tell me this isn't true, fucking WHY

They do. Just not shitty ones like the one you posted a pic of.