Is this some kind of joke???

is this some kind of joke???

deditated wam

same energy

yes

So what does he think of PoE2?

he didn't say that

Phones can emulate up to PS4 now

More powerful than the Shitch 2

Add-ons for controllers

Yet people still act like mobile games are the worst

True, the actual line was

Is this some sort of out-of-season April Fools joke?

I've seen this image a million times but I'm not a blizz drone. What was the actual context of this?

Show your examples

native game so bad you have to count emulator games from a decade ago

DO YOU GUYS NOT HAVE PHONES

People were expecting a Diablo IV announcement and instead they unveiled a crappy new mobile game and the disappointment was palpable. This guy got up to ask a question and asked if the whole thing was a joke, a bunch of people laughed and cheered, and Blizzard never had unvetted live questions at an event ever again. THE END.

the prices on the Berserk cosmetics for Diablo 4

How ironic, considering how IV turned out...

What is he doing right now?

Funny because he ended up being a shill for the game anyway
You can never expect Blizzard drones to have spines

Why? Who are you?

sorry I don't like playing on a screen that is smaller than my dick

I didn't pay money for a nice TV and a nice monitor so I can stare at a fucking phone screen playing games like a 12 year old.

Then they must not be good if you’re not willing to share controllers, apps and games

Not gatekeeping is what ruined this hobby. No thanks

You have a micropenis?

Doesn't matter, a PC version was released anyway despite what the guy said.

Phones have been bigger than 3 inches since 2011

Probably still uses a flip phone.

more like penis phone

I thought it was extra funny because about 8 or so months before that I actually switched back to a dumb phone because I didn't use any smartphone shit

can’t go ten seconds without mentioning Nintendo for no reason

That's not a mobile game retard, that's playing software on your platform of choice like any sane gamer would do over original hardware. Mobile games are flash game tier shit like tower defense or whatever.

More powerful than the Shitch 2

How did you manage to get one before release date?

(Imperial March starts playing)

Genshin Impact and ZZZ are mobile games
Your next cope sir?

It makes me warm inside to think of all the corpos and their shivering clits when this happened
They do NOT care about what the audience wants, at all, the only real resource the modern gamer has to speak their opinion in a place that will have any impact is on a steam review, and even that is poisoned by bots and jeets and/or being pushed against

You did not play the game
And you did not watch the movie

And he still consumed like a good little piggy, because nothing can rival diablo.

That's because devs are all faggots and when their company gets shut down, nepotism will guarantee them a job at a different company. It literally doesn't matter to them WHAT they put in a game because they'll never be out of a job, so they just shove all their faggy opinions in it because they probably think it's funny when they piss off their potential customers.

But I did browse the website
BOOM

each armor is locked to a class instead of unlocking for everyone

doesn't even cover each class

Rogue gets two for some reason

skull knight's armor given to the skinniest fucker in the game

Make it make sense.

Daily reminder that this guy got browbeaten into deep-throating Blizzard the next year, and the format of ALL Q&A-style conventions got heavily restricted to keep consoomers in line.
No questions, no concerns, just buy the fucking product piggies.

how bad