Jade left no Jade's Game anymore

And those are the top managers, the standard employees are forced to sit in the very back lol.

I.. Can't play Jades game..!?!?

BUT I WANTED JADES GAME GIVE ME THE FUCKING JADES GAME AAAHHHHH YOU PROMISED THE GAME YOU P R O M I S E D DONNEZ-MOI LE JEU DE JADES MAINTENANT J'AI BESOIN DE SON JEU MAINTENANT MAINTENANT MAINTENANT VOUS LES FRANÇAIS DONNEZ-MOI LE JEU JE T'AIME JADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck you're right!

Who is this model woman who showed up for the photo?

We have never seen her in the office before

Is SHE the director?

Why doesn't she work with us normally?

Literally what happened there.

who is the unit?

This is the dude that made the games actually good.

I worked in the office too anon!

Japs: Westerners do seem to know more about modern gaming. Give them more power!

Western devs see live service games and team shooters blow up 10 years ago

gooble up studios and try to repeat this

takes 8+ years for these games to come out due to western devs being useless

A lot of these, like Fairgame is trying to cash in on BLM and other random shit that is now passe and stupid

I don't blame her. She probably was paid a lot during her time. Everyone top to bottom sees these mega-projects as something to take a bite from, and few have any passion for the game. Would you? It sounds retarded.

I still remember how much Ubisoft whored her out for Asscreed 1

You will never have late night office sex with Jade at the company HQ when nobody else is around

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

It was during that girl gamer and trying to appeal to women and prove games aren't for boys era. I can't blame them, but it didn't really have a meaningful impact. The ladies who were gonna play were gonna play anyways.

God I want to play all over Jade’s game’s tiddies and in Jade’s game’s mouth…

I w-want to play Jade's game too! uguu~

Don’t care nice rack. Any nudes

Problem, officer?

jej

POST IT!

oh no i get given a bunch of free shit and a job i'm obviously not qualified for but pays me hundreds of thousands, i'm so oppressed! i'm in hell!

huge publisher

HUGE employee

kek
also why cant they give their top unit a better monitor? that shit looks like it uses vga

It's also funny she never fell into that role.

She didn't get pink hair, she didn't start dressing like a woke whore, she just dressed like normal woman all the time.

And she got older she put on a blazer thats basically it

That photo's from 2008.

oh

Meanwhile at say Relic Entertainment they upload this picture titled "Dress for Success"

I have a friend at work who keeps count of how many people have approached her so far
it's at 5 so far
and every time we get a new hire we suspect he's the next one

Without jade or her game we would not be in this hellhole we are in now. No, just because she's fomerly hot doesn't mean she was harmless. It can all be traced back to her and her fake job.

Does you dad work at nintendo too?

imagine all the cock she sucked to get there

this whore needs to be RAPED, STAT!

my dad is nintendo

Want to fuck old and grumpy Jade

it wasnt jade's fault.
assassin creed came without maps and when the game didnt sell as well as it could have, execs blamed no maps for the fault.
out of sheer pettyness, the devs added a map/minimap, but you had to climb these annoying towers to unlock a tiny piece of the map every time.
out of sheer pettyness they kept this in 2, but thought to make use of it by tying collectibles to it. mind you it was like 30 odd collectibles and each one gave you a video clip to see and getting them all gave you a cool armor.
then they were like how do we improve this??? oh we know lets just increase the collectibles to 300 hundred instead of adding varriety or improving the core gameplay
as I said its not jade's fault. she stopped working on those games long before it reached this point.
she's still a talented hack whose game sold because she made a funny blowjob comic

only has a producer credit on AC1

meme executive producer credit on AC2 and some other Ubisoft stuff

no other meaningful credits since

Sony outright bought her new untested studio

leaves before it releases a single game(also they worked on Concord which is neither here nor there)

I swear what the fuck is modern AAA game development sometimes

modern vidya industry in a shellnut

Not just Vidya. All IT. Full of Vibe Coding, HR reps, countless middle managers and other retards that just sit there earn 70k+ and mostly do nothing.

He's literally me

How did she manage to fall upwards after working on the disaster that was the stadia?

70k+

Maybe in Europe.
In America they earn 370k+

vibe coding

good deepthroat technique

failure is a better teacher than inaction
idk why are people so surprised when people fail upwards

Imagine Hollywood casting couch but instead of producers it's rich CEOs.

I'm used to people failing losing tons of money and then you get fired you know like a normal job.

But the entire entertainment industry seem to work on failure upwards. You just need the right "mindset"

That's because the entertainment industry is the nepotism racket of a certain chosen people

The Welsh? I fucking knew it!

He does all the work btw

Man, the unwarranrted shitstorm that comic elicited was one of the first times I realized something was really off about the industry

I don't think anybody sane would hold it against anybody taking checks from Google to do something for Stadia. I wouldn't be surprised if Baldur's Gate 3's production values are half from Larian getting Stadia checks.

it wasnt jade's fault.

Why the fuck are you white knighting her?

Because I want to play her game.

i'm le special hardowkring person

Peak reddit response

It's definitely the woman hire who gets all caked up for staged photos who does the real work yes.

journos and shills were basically defending their prostitutes and only used up pussy that was willing to fuck them on account of their shilling, the people attacking GG were unironic simps, incels, femicucks and loony troons who were trying to weasel their way in the industry in order to gain access to some roastie "devs" via favors and promote their lefty agendas with the backing of DHS and multibillion dollar corpos.

immediate strawman and crying about womnyn

Peak reddit response

dont know about that guy but how can it be jade's fault when she did nothing at all?

Jade knows how to work it. She gets maximum payout by leaving now and minimum reputation damage when her studio's Concord2 flops. Probably already moving in to a higher positioned job with a better salary

When you can't joke about someone you know whos really in power. And in this case it was JADE.

im sure she made a good amount of money over at google when she was doing stuff for stadia even though none of her shit got released.

I know that feel...

be doctor

patient is dying

literally do nothing

patient dies

Not my fault lol

now you understand

Imagine impregnating her

Her eggs are expired Anon

all these old af photos

post MILF Jade

doctor is hot

Not your fault, sweetie. :)

She aged like milk

*like a fine wine

Then you can watch while I try!

She would look amazing for 60 but she's only 48
It's over senpai

pic related

WEG thread?

I still would, and I would be fully erect

Checked, and pretty close
It's the Ir*sh

her pussy and looks were her best asset and knowing to spot a good paying turkey projects and when to exit certainly helped

Begorrah shut it down

lol

So you're telling me there's a chance?