Anyone else have a kind of an icky feeling about the Switch 2...

exclusives announced for the switch 2 than the ps5 had for the first 3 years of its life.

Is this true? Damn.

people comparing the switch 2 to the wii u

i for one would love another console with a ton of new games and ips, free online, and fucking miiverse instead of another port and rom machine. how is "being a wii u" a bad thing?

Just look at this wonderful list

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:PlayStation_5-only_games

If you don't recognize 95% of the names, it's because it's literal arcade AI slop

Didn't school just start this morning? Or are you out for summer vacation?

Oh yes, who could forget the masterful game "Feed my raptor"?

youtube.com/watch?v=jxFnx-I9QF0

LMFAAAAOOOOOO

I have zero doubt the switch 2 will have more exclusive games by the end of this year than the casual station has today

how dare you insult crazy ball like that

youtu.be/v8uwOownn5I
now that's a system seller

Switch had more new games and new IPs than the Wii U multiple times over.

it doesn't even have any games.
IT has..
-ugly as fuck DK, where level design doesn't matter and you just punch through everything.
-a new mario kart that looks objectively worse than the WiiU one.

everything else is just scammy overpriced ports. and nintendo is such a scummy company I really hope it fails and forces them to reconsider what cunts they're bring.
they also think they still own YOUR console even after you purchase it and it becomes your property. they deserve an L more than ever.

off the top of my head

port botw

port splatoon v1.1

port smash v1.1

port 3d world v1.1

port pikmin 3

port pokken

port mario maker v1.1

commence malding about how v1.1s are actually "new games"

Wow, you really have a poor memory

Wii u did amazingly at launch, kiddo, only wii sold more in history of console launches
Well, and maybe modern ones, dunno about them

Wii u did amazingly at launch

No? It barely did 2m making it one of the weakest modern game launches to date.

Whats the origin of this sad mario face?

erm smash is a new game because they added new characters!! and made launching faster (visually)!!! AND SHIELD PARRIES BRO!!!! WORLD OF LIGHT!!!!!!

splatoon 2 is a new game because of dualies and a new campaign

mm2 is a new game because of multiplayer

you are right though, i forgot about mk8 somehow. thanks!

mm2 is a new game

Astral Chain
Luigi's Mansion 3
Legend of Zelda Echoes of Wisom
Metroid Dread
Mario & Luigi Brothership
Ring Fit Adventure
Bayonetta Origins
Super Mario Odyssey
Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Xenoblade Chronicles 3
Kirby and the Forgotten Land
Bayonetta 3
Another Code Recollection
Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom
Super Mario Bros Wonder
Pikmin 4
Animal Crossing New Horizons

wow look at all of those Wii U ports

Wow, someone's malding

Nintendo Derangement Syndrome

four anti switch 2 shill threads in the catalog

damn Anon Babblejeets and snoys are truly terrified

Keep seething and coping lmao

sorry, not gonna buy a "new" console for the 4 games worth playing on that list.
maybe if all of their system sellers werent ports of wii u games then id be interested in a switch.
and you know whats funny?
because i skipped the switch, now i get to play multiple games on your list, with improved framerates and more content, while you complain that theyre just switch 1 ports!
thanks for beta testing!

It was always going to get worse. We're coming up on 14 days before launch. They seething cope will build and build to hysterical levels. And the FUD screeching will continue long after launch.

"doesn't count!"

maybe if all of their system sellers werent ports of wii u games

you've parroted that endlessly but out of the top ten best selling switch titles only three are wii u ports

How much did you cry while typing this?

not gonna buy a console for games i have no desire to play, sorry. might be fun to someone though.

ac with no content

multiple modern pokemon games

only one ill give you is odyssey and MAYBE party. not sure what the difference is between super and jamboree.
man im having a great time with the switch 2 launch. watching people bitch about the same shit i bitched about with
the switch's release as a wii u owner is pure schadenfreude.

I don't give a fuck what you'll "give me" you braindead faggot, you don't get to pick and choose what counts as a new game or not might as well start listing your pronouns

Theres no way eric doesnt transition then suicide before the 5th of June

might as well start listing your pronouns

did you forget who the average switch owner is?

b-b-b-but!

He made you look like a retard lmao

Why would anyone chose to seethe for what will be a decade at this point.

Anyone else have a

No, it's just you, Eric

Preorders are supposedly below 750k globally. There's panic behind the scenes.

and then everyone clapped

750k ww is absolutely dire. I cannot imagine this selling as much as the Wii U at this point.

at this point this has to be some sort of viral campaign I refuse to believe some people just keep seething every day about stupid horseshit like that, like they wake up and immediately start shitposting about nintendo on Anon Babble and that's their entire mental horizon

never change, retard

You must be new

All they need to do is release Pokemon Gen 10 exclusive to Switch 2 and they'll survive another decade

PS5

900$ (800$ console + 100$ online) for 480p 35 fps and zero games

Xbox

850$ (730$ console + 120$ for online) for 360p 25 fps and zero games

Steam Deck

PC but with 50% performance for 90% price

Switch 2

470$ (450$ console + 20$ online) for 4k 60 fps for shitload of kino games

LOL! Pokemon is dead, no one cares about it after palworld.

at this point this has to be some sort of viral campaign I refuse to believe some people just keep seething every day about stupid horseshit like that, like they wake up and immediately start shitposting about nintendo on Anon Babble and that's their entire mental horizon

Yes that's exactly what they do. They go to bed seething about Nintendo. And when they wake up in the morning, they feverish search the internet for Nintendo news to shit post about. They're more obsessed with Nintendo than actual Nintendo fans are.

Imagine going through considering a fucking video game company to be your arch nemesis.

I know you’re just trolling (or maybe actually delusional), but who’s still playing Pokémon in 2025 AD? Their sales are fucking insane, but who’s playing those crappy games? Is it kids? Nostalgic adults? Both? Are they just Japan sales?

Is it kids? Nostalgic adults? Both?

You just answered your own question

We have had daily seethe threads about Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom for over 8 fucking years now. The success of the Switch broke the minds of these people, because they were so convinced it would flop and Nintendo would go third-party.

Because there is absolutely nothing coming out for it after Mario Kart

yeah but its nintendo, they have IPs, we know they make games. its not a gamble, there will be shit to play.

Yeah, but what confuses me is that I don’t see kids playing those games. All pokefags I know irl are 25+

Source on this number?

Can I apply for a patent for the particular shade of red nintendo uses and then file excessive DMCA claims on them every time they use it?

I'm sure they beat you to it

it's about 3m after the first month and they predict 6-8 on the first day

It's not looking good, they priced themselves too high for the kid toy market. Parents would just instead resort to cheap phones for their kids

maybe in your third world hellhole, where it's one or the other

Sure, but in reality scarlet and violet sold about 27 million

Lmao why are you so stupid

in what way?

why are you so butthurt?

Forced Soul Kong

No one but the most dead ender tendies are excited about this kusoge.

All trash excepting Metroid Dread.

it is absolutely hilarious that after all that shitposting the complete opposite happend and it's now sony games that are being released on switch

The Wii U was such an spectacular flop that that pic seemed inevitable tho. Underages don't know how big of a comeback the Switch was.

nah, even with the wii u being a monumental bomb nintendo always had their handheld line as a safety net, they'd never have become a sega like third party dev

And the switch is essentially a Wii U Pro

Nah. Nowhere close.

Switch 2 is basically just 16 gamecubes stapled together

If you say so anon
It literally is just a refined Wii U

Didn't Nintendo have a huge amount of cash reserves from the Wii + DS days to fall back on? It wasn't like Sega, where they were on the verge of bankruptcy

This console has 3 games at launch. Mario Kart World, Fast Fusion, and Survival Kids. The first two being racing games and latter apparently "the return of an iconic Japanese franchise" but it just looks like a shitty American mobile game.

I'm not counting the tutorial demo you need to pay for obviously.

I still want one but I don't see anybody talking about the crazy small launch lineup.

you think a Wii U could run Doom Eternal and Nier Automata?

No I want you to fuck my girlfriend daisy while I sit and watch you two in my cuck chair, YAT-HOOO!

See you when it hits 10 million sales, bud
and that won't even be lifetime sales

The builds on Switch?
yes, but a little worse, like I said, the switch is a pro Wii U

Forced soul meme

Go back to resetera

People are just begging for it to flop so that they can get it at a discounted price

do they really post that on trannyera? I knew it was ass devastated snoys

Switch 2 will sell like hotcakes in Japan but outside... not so much. I live in a Nordic country and the current price is 570-590 euros for no other reason than brazen greed.
Will be much cheaper for me to order from Germany instead (around 469 eur instead). Of course I'm not going to buy that one, had enough with Switch 1 already, it's very flimsy and sticks started to have issues after few months.

i ain't paying 80 dollars for some mario shit, they crazy

Yeah Bergsala is charging scalping prices for this shit, I have atleast found some retailers in Sweden that are charging a ton less for new switch 2 games than the big guys.

im buying it but i hope it flops so they feel inclined to actually innovate in their games as opposed to porting switch 1 games and making iterative changes.

And yet you paid $90 (2025 dollars) for GameCube games

My dollars were worth more back then.

Yes that's why the sticker said $50 you retard

le switch ports!

Here we go

Yeah so it costs more now because my wages sure as shit have not increased by 50% nor are the games 50% better. Nigger.

Well there's only one game worth playing on it, MKW.
oh and I guess that weird new Fromsoft game thats multi only... maybe?

I think I'm just too old for nintendo honestly. Only game I'd be interested in would be a new smash, otherwise idc

How the fuck have your wages not increased 50% over the past twenty years
Seriously what do you do for work? TWENTY YEARS and you haven't figured out how to get bumped fifty percent?

Of course I'm not going to buy that one, had enough with Switch 1 already, it's very flimsy and sticks started to have issues after few months.

Switch 2 litterally was built to fix all these issues.

my wages sure as shit have not increased by 50%

Take that issue to your central bank, all products have increased in price, that's litterally the definition of inflation you dumb nigger.

We'll see if the fixes actually work

The banks are horrible and all that but if you haven't gotten inflation matching raises over the course of decades you're an actually retarded gorilla nigger. Even minimum wage increased more

I think I'm just too old for nintendo honestly.

You must be entering your teenage years.

Why are kids these days so worried about sales? Is it true that kids these days just play games out of popularity and not quality? Is that why Twitch is so popular?

Can I port all the stuff from my switch lite to the switch 2?

yes

Yeah, however you can't transfer the data, it just redownloads all the games as far as I'm aware

saves are tied to your account

Alright I'll wait for a year for the price to drop then, since it's the only way to play splatoon, MHGU, etc online

The only thing that's going to drop the price is inflation lol

sure, but I'm just saying the games won't physically transfer over, just the licences
Though I'm pretty sure you can set up the ability to go back and forth freely with them
I wish you luck, but I don't think that will happen until 2-3 years

Who fucking cares if it does well
You should be more concerned with whether or not Nintendo delivers good games/products/experience/convenience to the consumer

I'll wait for a year for the price to drop the

lol

I mean, I don't think that's a concern
They're always bound to release some things you'll like

saves are tied to your account

only if you pay for online

Who fucking cares if it does well

Why would the price not drop after a year? Are there price charts for the switch original to see when it started to drop?

If it does well it gets more games
It's that fucking simple

Dude the Switch NEVER dropped in price
Go to literally any store

This like life of a black tiger bad

x.com/Nintendo/status/1914982671522083155
Literally 2.2 million preorders in Japan alone.

Inflation was the price drop, the Switch at launch would be $225 in modern dollars

PRE ORDERS
ARE
NOT
SALES
YOU DUMB FUCK

This isn't a Cybertruck the system is going to sell out at launch, you're retarded if you aren't expecting that

no one said they were, don't try to move the goalposts retard.

Pre-orders are paid in full anon

710124234

controversial marketing thread from nintendrajeet #879836932467

fucking kill yourself

Ifif I rregister my inrterest in something that sdoes not mean that I bought it you stuoid fucks. How hard is this to udnerstnad?

Because there literally weren't enough to go around. Every single one they put up for pre order was sold

He's crashing out.

Stop cry-typing you seething doorknob.

That's not what preorder are here, they're bought in full

BLOODY BASTARD SYSTEM IS BOMB YOU MUST NOT BUY SYSTEM BASTARD

It's cause of the games. People won't be buying the games

You're right, Mario Kart World will sell under 50,000 copies

I think it's the opposite. It will do bad at launch but it will eventually recover.
If it does well at launch that means it will be a success.

Anon, the last Pokemon sold nearly 27 million
MK8 deluxe sold nearly 65m

A ten dollar difference is enough to make every one of those customers take their difference elsewhere

If you say so

So by your logic since MKW is only 50 bucks with the bundle the game is gonna sell even more than MK8 Deluxe?

It would if it wasn't a limited time bundle

fake sales

We have entered the bargaining phase.

Ok it might do well at launch but surely two weeks later sales will fall off a cliff, trust the plan bro!

What a fun ride.

Now type this again without tears in your eyes

I love it when people say shit like "a desperate Nintendo is a good Nintendo* as if the Wii U didn't get abandoned after only 3 years.

Not to mention it was their absolute worst period of software output ever. There are still some good games but there's no better summary of the Wii U era than their big launch title being New Mario Wii HD

Having to support 3DS still and increased complexity of HD development really blindsided them. But hey that got us the Switch.

Wii U had the greatest launch of its gen, homie. Then it fell off like a rock.

You forgot Mario Kart. I enjoyed the Wii U, but seeing copy paste games to the Switch was brutal. The only game that was decent in that regard was BotW because it ran like balls on the Wii U.

it will sell well because of scalpers! it will sell well initially but then flop, you'll see!

Don't tendies say this every day for the last 20 years about Playstation?

Mario Kart 8 on Switch was far, far superior to the Wii U.

Does anyone feel like OP is just desperately coping making these threads in the lead weeks to the lead up of the Switch 2 launch? Why does he let Nintendo live in his head like this?

Wii U's competition sucked. Just makes it failure even more hilarious. Terrible competitors and yet you're the only one who gets discontinued. Nintendo fucked up so hard with that console. It felt like a fisher price toy and it was.

eric
seek mental help

obviously, everyone predicted the board would be unreadable once switch 2 got announced

it doesn't help that sony are currently in the news with everyone laughing at them again with the marathon trainwreck, gotta do damage control and divert attention from it

They got so desperate they abandoned the WiiU and developed a console worth a shit. Now they're so confident they think they can charge $10 for the instruction manual.

2.2 million preorders AT A SINGLE RETAILER in japan alone

It costs 10 bucks? From the way people are talking about it one would think they're trying to charge full price for it lmao.

desperate nintendo is a good Nintendo

Meanwhile gives us slops like NSMBU and animal crossing amiibo party

Actually, that's a mistranslation. It's 22k.

To be honest it's so lame they should be paying us to play it

Do you have a single source to back that up?

I have all the sources. You have none.

Did they come to you in a dream? Or a vision?

I hope it doesn't do well. This deserves to flop since Nintendo wants to charge $80 for vidya. Hell any company who charges $80 for vidya deserves to crash and burn.

Yeah, I'd rather pay $80 or even more for mario kart than even $5 for welcome tour. I genuinely don't think I'd ever play it even IF it was a free pack in. Genuinely the biggest blunder from the entire presentation.

Pick 1

Why was $50 okay in 2002

i hope it bombs because then Nintendie will go back to being less evil like during the Wii U

Hell any company who charges $80 for vidya deserves to crash and burn.

So all AAA companies? I'd be perfectly fine with that

He's been like this for the past eight years. He refuses to take the L and let it go.

Sad to think that Nintendo is the only console manufacturer that isn't a gigacorpo doing business through multiple other industries. Yeah, they dipped their toes into movies, but even that is based on their video game IP. Sega vs. Nintendo was the last time competition in vidya was interesting since both companies were 100% video game-oriented.

Who cares? Wii-U sold like shit and had great games

Wrong.
The symbol next to the 220 is a ten-thousands counter
So there are 220 ten-thousand preorders
add the four 0s of the 10,000 to the end of the 220 and you get 2,200,000

Just wait till they have three Switch tier successes in a row, they'll have so much capital and cultural dominance they'll be forced to become a cyberpunk megacorp.

Now they're so confident they think they can charge $10 for the instruction manual

Didn't Nintendo sell Wii Sports again but with wii u controls for like $40?

I was a kid when Dreamcast launched. Why DID it fail? I remember it seeming like the coolest shit, Crazy Taxi, Sonic, Soul Caliber. My cousin had one and it was de facto the hot item at the time. I remember it being front and center at every tech store I visited too. Qrd?

Exactly. It's not 2.2 millions, it's 2.2 ten thousands, or 22k. Thanks for proving my point.

It failed because of the Saturn and 32X. Sega America's petty hateful attitude towards Sega Japan led to internal competition and consumers were just done with the whole company because of how retarded it all was

brother you have brain damage

dreamcast was doing significantly better than the saturn before it got discontinued, but sega had accrued pretty large debts and had to sell off large chunks of the company to stay afloat

Thanks. Getting destroyed by debt sounds pretty cut and dry. Oh well. I still remember it as "that super cool console my cousin had" from childhood lmao. Everything about it oozed style at the time.

I know you are, but what am I?

Why DID it fail?

Steamrolled by Playstation 2 and its DVD-Video support. The console itself was fine even if it did come at the end of a long series of struggles but it just couldn't stack up against Sony's format domination at the time. Neither Sega nor Nintendo wanted to pay Sony for a license to support CD playback and then DVD standard and they both paid for it in the end.

I don't think you'd get many people who wouldn't argue that it was Sega's best system, just too little too late. It goes to show why Nintendo never, ever does M&A stuff and just sits on their massive piles of indexed cash, they could just stop making vidya for a decade and keep paying everyone without any problems, Sega never tried to figure out that position

I don't care about online play, which is the only thing that online subscription should support
You shouldn't HAVE to pay to keep your shit backed up
You shouldn't HAVE to pay a monthly to play old games, when the virtual console worked just fine
If they separated it so that data backups were standard, and I can buy the handful of retro games I want, and play anytime, anywhere, regardless of internet access, I'll get it
Otherwise, nope

I love when people protest Nintendo's policies as if they're a state government lol

when the virtual console worked just fine

People didn't buy VC games a lot and literally asked for a Netflix style subscription service. Nintendo simply delivered what was asked of them.

There is no decimal point, it's 220, not 22.0

When Nintendo used to be much more consumer friendly, and the industry itself wasn't insufferable, I didn't feel the need to be done with gaming
As far as I'm concerned, Nintendo answers to us, not share holders
I'm not obligated to buy shit. So either everyone else can get screwed over and I'll enjoy my retro gaming, or they get their heads out of their asses, and I'll stay in the modern gaming scene

honestly the worst thing with this shitposter is how unfunny he is

if he was creative and entertaining at least it'd be one thing, but he's just this pathetic seething retard that talks total horseshit to just fill up the catalog with garbage

I am done with Nintendo. PC is just so much better because you can actually emulate every old Nintendo game ever made with one system and it's usually an improvement in graphics and performance.
Switch 2 will sell well because of dudebro casuals. I don't know or care if it sells better than the other two memecrates.

literally asked for a Netflix style subscription service

Well, that's a hindsight issue I hope some may realize years from now

I don't get why people kvetch about Nintendo's online retro game thing when everyone agrees it's a bad way to play those games anyway
The fucking border won't go away and fan emulation is way better

PC is just so much better

No exclusives though (that aren't really old)

PC is le good because it can play Nintendo games

Case in point.

False

Ps5 is stronger than pc

PC is le good because it can play ALL Nintendo games for free in one system with better graphics and performance + millions of other great games that Nin10dies will never see.

Switch 2 will sell a quadrillion copies. If garbage games and full price re-releases can't stop nintendo, nothing can.

PS5 has no games.

So we agree that PC's own library isn't notable and PC is hard-carried by old Nintendo games. Nice.

Exclusives

NTA, but shouldn't access to software be the driving force behind a purchase? I buy a Playstation every gen not because I love Sony, but because it consistently offers opportunity to play the broadest variety of vidya from various developers. PC does too, I imagine, but with inconsistent results due to the 5 billion set ups devs have to consider leading to occasionally shit launches. What always makes Nintendo secondary to me is that it's just "the thing you buy for Nintendo games." Beyond that point, too many people fetishize their chosen brand simply because of its brand. Nintendo fans being the worst.

I can play Mario Sunshine on my PC without having to pay $80 in a limited time frame.

everyone agrees it's a bad way to play those games anyway

No, it's a convenient way to play them on the go, easy access, intuitive UI, multiple saves states, the rewind feature and especially online play make it stand out. I've never had this much fun playing retro games before and the switching is seamless.

Thinking casuals are going to drop $500 + tip just to play Mario Kart is retarded. No new 3D Mario in 8 years and dropping a DK game instead is retarded. Two kart racers announced at the same time is retarded. Nintendo has gone full retard.

So can my phone, or my old Gamecube.

There are 0 good PC games

Being able to play nintendo games is an unintentional PC bonus that completely invalidates the existence of the switch
It's that simple

Now keep seething about games that you can't play like E33 and nuDoom

Needs 20 old consoles to play different games I can play on one PC.

E33 and nuDoom

Nice, I'll get them on switch 2

NTA, but shouldn't access to software be the driving force behind a purchase?

Yep, that's working very well for Xbox, I hear.

not discounts and 70-80$ prices, instant flop

my modern smartphone is "20 old consoles"

PCfags really aren't beating the turdworlder ESL allegations.

PC has all Souls games, including the playstation exclusive ones. Nintendo just has one.

Truth is we won't know how Switch 2 performs until it's here. Maybe people will reject it for why you say. Maybe they'll buy it in droves because "Switch" itself is now a very culturally relevant brand name, thus Nintendo just slapping a 2 on it. I'm going to wait until it's in peoples' actual hands and not marketers so that I can laugh at all the shitty ports again. My expectation is that Cyberpunk collapses and blows up inside the console. The new DK game looks cool. There will be at least one anon who fervently defends wheelchair soccer across Anon Babble for weeks.

Do not redeem the ESL, you stinky brown PAJEET!

PC has discounts too

Mario Kart and DK in the first two months

It'll be fine

So does PSN. I don't use my Switch a lot but it seems like they charge premium prices for games that are 20 bucks everywhere else. I don't understand why, but I guess somebody's willing to pay it.

E33

nuDoom

Ninendo games

The same variety you can get on an Xbox w/ the retroarch UWP

Nintendo

Beta male basedboys

Playstation

Niggers

XBox

Brown pajeets

PC

White aryan GIGACHADS

ps4pro launch price: $400

ps5 cheapest version launch price: $400

ps5pro launch price: $700

ps6 launch price:

Now keep seething about games that you can't play like E33 and nuDoom

Why does the schizo behind these threads always repeat this lie about Anon Babble nintendo posters all the time? I have never seen nintendo posters come into threads about these games to shit them up, they get enough shitposting on their own without 'tendies'.

Kutaragi was truly ahead of his time

Why are pcsissies so insecure about their small dick?

Ps5 has ALL games

Now keep seething about games that you can't play like E33 and nuDoom

Literally no one has seethe about this except the imaginary people in your head. Everyone knows these games will eventually get ported to the switch 2 lol

You sound like a snoytranny.

''icky'' Lol

So Ps5 has BBC that makes the rest SEETHE with jealously?

You are false. Everything you say and do is false.

It's not gonna do well because it has no games.

Nope, they are dicklets

haven't you noticed? in every single thread about games not on switch this genetic debris pretends that everytime a criticism is made about these games it comes from nintendo fans

he of course has no interest in these games as he doesn't play vidya but he always uses third party titles to make nintendo fans look bad, the guy is a serious basket case

WHY ARE THEY DOING THE STUPID GAME KEY SHIT PUT YOUR GAMES ON THE CART

You are false. Ps5 wins. You lost.

Funny thing is E33 and Doom Dark Ages will no doubt be ported to Switch 2.

Wins what? The "console with no games" award?

I only buy digital. I'm not cluttering my house up with worthless plastic junk.

yeah and then he'll pretend that one game not on switch 2 is the best ever and that tendies are mad about it

I remember him using persona 5 for years and it magically stopped once a switch port was announced

I wanna do a full switch 2 collection because I have never had a full collection of anything

I mean, both PS5 and Xbox series consoles have sold without games for the last 5 years, most people now buy stuff just because is le new thing.

It depends on the normalfag casuals and for them it'll just boil down to a matter of price, but it deserves to fail and fail hard. It's a scummy as fuck system made by a corpo now full of suits who had nothing to do with the nintendo people grew up with. Its only two games look like they could've come out on the wii u with one just being a worse rehash and the other just looking genuinely awful in every way.

Ps5 has ALL games. Shitch has none

Sony's been winning that award since the PS3.

Looks like more games than the PS5, anon. Some better games, too. Donkey Kong looks like it'll be even better than Odyssey, and MKW looks like it taps into the ancient urge to just explore the game for hours on end I had as a child, making no progress or even finding anything to justify the time spent doing so. Seriously, just try them sometime. You might find you'll like these games more than you think, emulate if you have to. Just play games.

You forgot this gem:
youtube.com/watch?v=Cy2aRxIzOko

"It's just some 99 cent shovelware, right?"

Wrong, it's over $20
store.playstation.com/en-us/product/EP8062-PPSA26427_00-0241824007704745

Considering the decline in gaming quality over the years (not talking about visual fidelity, nor do I give a fuck about it anymore), Nintendo hasn't shown me anything worth justifying enabling all the weasely shit they're doing

False. ZERO games, only ports and shovelware. Ps5 has all games. Shitch and shitch poo have none.

Nintendo is the most evil and greedy company in history, and it's not even close

can't wait to see arsetroonbot on the switch 2 after sony gets desperate
then you'll truly have 0 games

You have already chosen your pitiful end

It's been an absolute pleasure adding all those games to the category. I still need to add Fruit Collector and some other AI slops like Doctor Simulator.

This is all snoys have to latch on to after dumping $700 on a piece of shit system that performs worse than the Xbox

This is embarrassing.

Yeah, people will spend even more money on the other consoles after the price raise

which badly translated 90's jrpg did you snag that quote from?

You really are Anon Babble's own patrick tomlinson

Better than anything shitendo has ever put out, and I'm not joking

Hey @mods, can you verify this?

I fucking WISH Sony made games. I think competition is healthy, and for the last five years, there's basically been just been Nintendo running laps while two retards have been stumbling around with no aim. I enjoy playing video games, I like when companies have to prove to the consumer why they should buy this product rather than their rivals.

Sure, the indie scene has been doing well, Nintendo is getting understandably cocky, but when a game worth buying comes to Xbox or PlayStation, it's the exception and not the rule, ignoring the possibility that most of those exceptions get ported anyway. You know what I want? A reality where Nintendo and Sony are as great as their diehard cultists believe they are, Xbox cultists circa the 360 era, too.

is there any reason to buy a Nintendo console if you’re not hosting game parties?

It'll probably do fine as long as Nintendo has Pokemon and Mario Kart.

Madden NFL '97

Who even plays Mario Kart though? Just parents with their kids?

This false-flagging campaign is so tiresome.

If nintendo doesn't lower the game prices it's going to bomb 100% sure, you can't play pretend for people to go from paying 60€ to fucking 90€ on the games for their kids.
Bro, most of the market is parents buying it for their kids, they can't afford to buy two or three 90€ games at once because you need a copy for every kid.

It's Wii-U 2 vibe.

I pre-ordered but ended up cancelling because other than mario kart, no nintendo games interest me.
I have no interest in platform games and actively HATE Puzzles, so it felt dumb to spend money on it.
I crave immersion and games that feel like living worlds, and nintendo games have neither. NOt even zelda.

because you need a copy for every kid

Where the fuck did you pull that from? The new gameshare feature means that you don't have to buy multiple copies for any device if you have a family account.

How many times are you going to make a variation on this post?

Your meltdown isn't until a few days later, relax.

it unironically has a large community of competitive autists

and actively HATE Puzzles

'course you do, brainlet

Why do you think snoys love NuGOW?

We're in this puzzle room, Father. We need to find a way out. By the way, try hitting that button with the Blades of Cuckoldry three times. That'll open the door.

crave immersion and games that feel like living worlds

So you only like Nintendo games

a kind of an icky feeling

fuck nintendo 9 pic

the schizo truly will seethe for another 8 years lmao

Yeah bro, people will spend more money on "more-expensive-after-years-in-the-market" systems instead of Switch 2. Im sure parents will think its the best solution for the gaming needs of little Timmy, not the tablet machine with Mario and Fortnite, sure bro

For some reason I feel a pull to buy it. Say something mean to me so I won't

I pre-ordered but ended up cancelling

I crave immersion

must be hard being that retarded.

it is the first time i'm posting about this
eat a dick schizonigger
Puzzles are BORING AS FUCK and kill immersion. I don't wanna feel like I'm playing a game.
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I guess the whole Mario universe can feel immersive in a way, but other than that, every nintendo game, from zelda to metroid, feels extremely shallow to me.
The stories are really simple and only act as vehicles to the gameplay, which is fine and way better than shit like God of Soi and snoy exlusives, but just not my thing.

You're insecure, so you think you need someone else to make your decisions and form an opinion for you. Try to form your own original thoughts you fucking failure.

Kek
No way. Is there even a ranked mode?

the particular price in a country of 4 million Afghans is going to affect its global stats significantly

I’m sorry but that’s just not true.

no I have an 'ICK
for 'ECK

Im sure parents will think its the best solution for the gaming needs

reminder that good parents will buy whatever system their kids ask, so if they say "I want a Switch TWO" their parents will go and buy a Switch 2. only bad parents will refuse to buy their kids what they want.

I guess the whole Mario universe can feel immersive in a way, but other than that, every nintendo game, from zelda to metroid, feels extremely shallow to me

Which means you hate immersive games.

If you want it, just do it. Why should we change your mind?

there's a point system and of course time trial

So what massive negative news will Sony announce tomorrow judging the glowniggers multi thread breakdown today?

I will main this brat using "DamnBrat" as my name btw.

Has to be the price increase. Rumors are floating about but there's no thing concrete yet.

seeing the macaco this hysterical is so funny
wonder what insider news is he sperging out over this time, last time he threw a tantrum out of seemingly nowhere 6 hours later news dropped of kikes pulling a bugman and literally threatening muttrica over trump vaguely implying palestine was a state, and 2 hours after that leftoids went full "free palestine" which caused glowies to start calling people fag/troon because they were now valid targets again

tomorrow is an absolute state of play

oh so it's that