Clips that ended franchises

Any other webms like these?

They just wanted to do something different, the devs don't deserve all the hate.

Why exactly is this bad? Looks like fun to me.

I just want old doom back where you just shoot the fucking enemy and they die, jesus I hate you retards for defending this stupid shit

boss mechanics are le bad?

Well, it's not fun. Die and kys retard

parry a column of 3 balls

only 1 ball gets reflected

bad gamefeel, bad devs

I'm glad the evil invading demons are intentionally making guns that give humanity a chance to counter, how sweet of them

Why does it seem like the timing/tempo is off? Am I missing something? I'm not even sure what the orbs do or why diabloman is shooting them.
Hopefully this clip is from some introduction/tutorial segment.

time slowdown every time you parry

gets me every time man

HECKIN' GUITAR HERO IN MY DOOOOOM

Genuinely hilarious that nobody at the studio or publisher had the sense to see how this utterly destroys the tone and atmosphere of Doom

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This looks burning as fuck.

are theyre any though

You know how young children can play with just about anything and have fun because they are not very smart yet? Most of mankind does not suffer from severe arrested development.

this game is just embarrassing coming after eternal

This is the entire game, anon

The only thing I don't like about the parry system is that it uses an ugly color code. The battles themselves are way more engaging than ever.

playing bumper cars with illidan

WoW sure changed a lot since vanilla.

does it sync up to metal music at least?

Because instead of ripping and tearing, you're being asked to play Simon Says with demonic projectiles. It turns a visceral power fantasy into a timing minigame. Might look flashy, but it sucks all momentum out of the fight.

But Doom the Dark Ages is doing 2016 numbers, it only got a boost with Eternal because of Covid.

Because the boss slows down his sword swings so the attack is more readable, the animation is off on purpose and not natural because of the parry focused mechanic the entire game is centered around

That's not the Parry, the gun he's using has the abillity to slow down time

No, the timing is off because he's using Impaler with Chronospike to slow it down.

timed blocking/parrying

Holy shit, Sekiro really did a number on this industry.

Yes but the boss also does the bullshit

pull out sword

swing sword or raise it

wait

swing sword instantly

Tons of soul bosses do and other souls liles

bwah bwah bwah hehehehe Looks like fun to me

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decide to play game as slow and boring as you want

"wow, game is slow and boring!"

what's with modern game industry obsession with enemy health bars? do people really enjoy watching a red bar chip away as their main focus point? I don't need a "okay you won the encounter" bar to pollute the screen, the enemy dies when he dies regardless.

Most of mankind does not suffer from severe arrested development.

You have literally never been outside nor have you interacted with a single person. I am jealous of your ignorance.

I simply just can;t understand how anybody on the team thought this was good idea. Is it Hugo himself that comes up with this shit? It's a clear example of "dickhead in charge has dumb ideas & coerces everyone else along"

What the fuck am I looking at?

if it were in third person with a proper roll mechanic it would be absolute kino

DOOM SOULS

imagine

When everyone who looks at that instantly goes, "Yeah, that looks like ass," the developers don't suddenly get credit for trying something new when they certainly ended up saying the exact same fucking thing.

Kek, even id couldn't come up with something new and just gave in to the parrying craze.

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Try making these kinds of excuses to shareholders bro

if you went to game design school you'd understand its part of the approved curriculum of effective and engaging design

hopefully more people start to realize fromsoft and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

"doom" for the modern audience

Nah, they're the best game devs and literally saved the industry.

one of the final bosses

Is this game really just stand there and parry?

it's doom

it's end game doom boss

zoom souls

zouls

this looks like one of those fake games you saw in mid 2000s tv shows

in the mech sections you mash punch while i frame dodging

That's not Doom, that's fucking Simon Says!

I find running and gunning way more effective, and picking up parries when they're come your way.

you're brown

Cthulhu in Doom

Damn, it's over

This is bad because its burried in particle effects and fucking in your face green orbs
I should be seeing blood and gore and not a billion different colored particles

It looks like a mobile game and seeing as it was in development when diablo immortal released, it's fair to assume that they tried to reverse their faggotry and ultimately turned at into a Chinese version of guitar hero.

You STAND and FIGHT

Fpbp

Dude niggerman monsters

Every time I thought I couldn't be more disappointed

I'd play the game if it didn't run like ass.

inb4 get a better GPU

No. The game has no business running like that on a 4060.

fucking kek
So this is the reason Doom shills just say "I like the game very much" but never post any screenshots or details about what they supposedly like about the game

Kek. Next game will have you put the correct shape in the hole.

Modern hack devs brain dead attempts at originality are hilarious desu. Parry slop in my jarpig, tetris in muh fps, dance dance revolution in muh mmo. The absolute state of it all.

Basically a souls game the way this nigga parrying. I thought you guys liked souls games?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

kill an enemy

corpse only briefly explodes into gore before fading from the screen

proceeds to explode into a rainbow of bright, friendly colors and helpful items

a happy bwoop-boop plays, eighteen knobs and dials begin flashing in your screen, three characters take turns congratulating you over voice comms

you're playing doom in the year 2025

we need to go back

wtf is this? you literally put your gun down to wack him with a melee weapon

I like how guns all feel strong and impactful, I like that they killed the weapon swap peripheral bullshit, I like how laid back it feels just exploring blasting demons, I like that demons are more engaging and you have to understand their moves rather than just bullet sponges. I don't like the story, but I don't really play Doom for the story so I don't hold it against them too much, especially since it's supposed to follow up the mess that was Eternal

if you went to game design school

t. still lives with roommates in his 30s & still barely makes rent each month

hey hugo do we need a map designer for the boss? hes about to go on vacation

no just put him in a small empty circular field

the reddit one

the absolute state of doom

Nobody likes souls games. They're miserable to play. That's the meme. That's why they're popular. They're anti games.

people bitch how game requires RTX and shit

no one mentions how Dark Ages is literally first game to have listed 16 threaded CPU in MINIMUM requirements tab

I know that CPU prices arent fucked like GPUs are but why the fuck everyone is completly omitting that lmao.

lost souls in 2016 are so fucking BULLSHTI

STANDING
AND
FIGHTING

"Dude! What if you fought frickin cyborg Cthulhu while riding a giant ass mech?!"

I can't believe i'm saying this, but this is too juvenile for Doom

I've been complaining about every modern game's CPU requirement for the past 5 years.

Nobody likes DoomSouls Peak ages because it is hard to play. Got it :3

They did something different and it didn't look good, so i didn't buy it. They're not entitled to my money even after making two good games.

Literally traffic lights shooting demon boss

have to go when he shoots green traffic light

holy fuck

I'd upload the abby owen tlou2 scene that looks like gay porn but I don't have it

it's extremely contrived and takes very little skill with how easy the parry timing is. why are only some things green and others red? also it's reddit MCU the game and feels nothing like doom other than reusing the same enemies

wanted to do something different

always so stupid

I'm just glad video games are shifting back into being video games. Does it look silly? Sure. But it's better combat than 99% of other FPS's out there.

lmao wtf

I mean RE Engine games are CPU bound and shit and people were screaming about CPU performance in DD2 meanwhile with nu Doom its nothing. I guess people are hyperfocused on GPUs due to how abysmal market is now but Dark Ages has highest GPU+CPU minimal requirements to date at least listed by devs. I legit think its another case where they tried to chew more than they could with enemy counts and scale and couldnt modify ID Tech in time or some shit similarly how RE engine starts to perform like ass in any game that goes more open while linear titles run amazing just like previous Dooms did.

People need to up the speed/aggression and play on higher difficulties the enemies barely do this parry shit and they actually try to close the distance between you

doom eternal was harder

Correct, only a Child should like Dark Souls combat.

What? Look at the heckerino colors! Blocking things back is just like my japanese animes. Not liking this is mad sus, fr. Some real sigma rizz shit, ong.

the lack of gore is what's really jarring but nobody talks about it since the stupid looking gameplay is such a jucier topic of discussion

bop it (parry)

twist it (melee)

pull it (shield throw)

kek, this game plays like a literal kid's toy. do you get also sounds telling you what next move you should do?

Why does every clip of this game look like the kind of video game parody you'd see on a network cop show?

Eternal had a lot of simon says shit too.

no it didn't

Difficulty=quality

Go play I wanna be the guy or it's sequel hitless

If we're still sticking to thread topic then someone need to post homeworld 3.

doom eternal was also more fun and therefore better

I never saved any webms related to that curse.

this legitimately looks like a joke
its gameplay I could maybe justify in a 1 person passion project

doesn't look so bad. is it wrong to do something different when all previous doom games are exactly the same, sometimes with different story

hate? they deserve any attention they get

doom eternal is far different from 2016 and doom 2. this is just shit.

In this game's case some encounters have "leaders" that can't be damaged until you've defeated enough of the other enemies, so I imagine the health bar is there because some playtesters probably didn't realize they weren't doing damage to the leader.
I like health bars in other games though, let's me know if I'm on pace or overusing healing items for longer battles. Sometimes I like to go overkill on what I know will be the final hit for a nice finale.

And it was by far the most criticised aspect of the game. Its not normal to double down on parts of something that people hate the most in a sequel, but with Dark ages and Wilds people are going to start assuming bad directions haven't been fixed in upcoming sequels.

Alongside this there's also how Bethesda is keen to throw away the aspects of their games people like most.

I completely agree. I'm just arguing with muh difficulty fags

who is this fucking slop for lol
zoomers are so fucking faggy and pathetic

iceborne was the last good one though

well the retard i replied to specifically said that people don't like doom the shart ages because it's too hard just like le souls

Ion Fury right now

Who ever fucking though this is what FPS players want to do?

You haven't even played the game so why do you care

Aren't shareholders fucking off now, plus Microsoft changed their game development strategy to resemble Nintendo's? There's also Game Pass.

Qrd?

Monster gets styled on

"Yeah sadly this didn't kill the franchise"

I do enjoy that, yes

literal reddit comments

playing 2016 for the first time

it ends in a fucking cliffhanger

fucking niggers

Ok ok ok. Let's say you were trying to kill someone. For no reason you strapped 5 guns together so you could fire shots simultaneously. Why on Satan's red earth would you load one of the guns with bullets that do no harm?

The amount of people complaining about this webm tells me people don't know how to have fun anymore.

teach me

Not only does this look terrible and ruin Doom identity. Its done so poorly it makes the game look extremely easy.

It looks fucking goofy. "Hey doomguy, I wanna kill you soo bad. So ya know what I'm gonna do doomguy. I'm gonna lauch a bunch of orbs at you. But please, what ever you do doomguy. Don't parry the green one. That one might hurt me." Bossfights where the boss gives you the equipment to kill them are retarded in general. This is just the most retarded version of it.

Post that Homeworld 3 webm, you know the one.

that would kill the franchise harder than this game did

you know the roll mechanic was already in eternal as the dash yea

I prefer the hold M1 segments myself

Most of mankind does not suffer from severe arrested development.

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Does the bullet time has any limited use?

I never thought I'd actually be missing glory kills but here we are I guess. Generally speaking, I'm not a giant, thin-skinned, sopping pussy because I like video games and Dark Ages is fine enough.

Fucking Ultra Violence feels waaay too easy and with all this mix of science fiction technology with castles and dragons and mechs and fucking CTHULHU you'd think that they would have just made fucking modern Quake but nooooooo...

Feels like a fucking DLC/expansion pass more than a full-fledged separate game. This is the Halo: ODST of Doom games.

you mean fromsoft

Tlou2 is slop anon grow up

on paper a game where you fight large demons in a giant mech sounds cool, but the problem is that it should have good gameplay and it should fit whatever the franchise or ip it's getting added in
sadly it doesn't do either in TDA

two goos games

Lol. Lmao.

This might be one of the dumbest fucking takes I've ever read. The point is so the player is aware of the progress they've made in the fight and that they have an idea of how much more of the fight they have left. Like I'm not gonna knock players who prefer the mystery and are fine with just going until the fight is over and not all games require showing enemy health bars but it's equally retarded to act like this is some new controversial mechanic in some conspiracy to dumb down games.

Personally I don’t see the problem, but I have never really cared about doom. Aside from the original, its a play it once, ok that was alright, never touch it again game for me. If I used gamepass this is the kind of game I would expect from it.

eternal was far better gampelay wise at least

slop that killed the franchise yes

Meh.

For a mecha fight it fucking sucks.
Looks like it's the same as normal part but with slower items falling off

it's not for everyone so that's fair

please understanding moving is hard with gamepads so they want to minimize that as much as possible

fast paced game turns into a slow parryshow in the sequel

Fucking lame. What were they thinking

it's not fucking fun you subhuman bitch it's just mashing the punch button. zone of the enders on the ps2 is an actually fun mech game

how does a game director look at this and say yeah this looks good. i could fix the game by making the shield parry a rechargable ability that gets charged with kills. no color coded bullshit, you can parry anything but you have limited parries and need to recharge them with kills. so the game is still fucking doom where you need to dodge shit and shoot shit but you have a get out of jail free card with a parry. how fucking hard is it to make a good game.

The game is extremely easy. The Brit that follows Yatzhee around put out a video yesterday saying the game straight up treats you like you're retarded.

line go up

Fromsoft's games weren't good enough to justify the horrid impact they've had on the industry. Yeah, I know it isn't their fault, but still, not worth it. I want to go to a new timeline now.

200 posts in

Still not at each others throats

It's nice to see we can all agree on something once in a while and that is shitting on various games.

old-school shooter about exploring complex maps turns into spastic arena rainbow vomit with E to Awesome

Fucking lame. What were they thinking

Not their fault everyone who imitates them just do it worse.

It's very clearly not a sequel, it's a spin-off.

You mean

post kneejerk clips that doomposting tortanic faggots jerk off to

If you'd actually play the game you'd know this was a brief tutorial encounter and it starts spawning these enemies somewhat commonly throughout the game, always with larger crowds of other enemies.

Blame the current state of modern games.
They're becoming so shit that everybody agrees on it

metal music

I have some bad news.

How does that make that better? It actually makes it worse.

it does dumb down games though. games used to convey these things more elegantly back in the day, like enemies glowing red when theyre near dead. the bar is a debug tool that shouldnt be visible to the player.

Like the makers of Darkest Dungeon.
How did it turn out for them?

I feel this game was designed for the straight bourbon aged leather manly beard epic bacon crowd of the 2010s.
It feels so dated.

The game is great. Keep coping Shiternaltranny

Does anyone have the FF7R webm where Cloud is scanning a rock with a QTE sequence?
That webm convinced me to never try FF7R.

I don't know mang. I mean obviously there's more... movement involved, but overall it looks like the end result would be the same, which is what this dude saidWhenever I think about combat in any game, regardless of genre, I always think back to this quote by one of the original Halo developers...

The enemy has to be fun to shoot at, as well as be shot at

And none of the "nuDoom" games give me that vibe at all. Granted, I've only player 2016, and it was fun, but it was also completely forgettable and I have no desire to go back to it. It was fun in the moment, it didn't CREATE a moment, if that makes sense. Almost like my boredom with everything else at the time is what propelled me to even bother with the game, and as soon as it was over, it was just over. And almost a decade later, it left zero impression or want to play it or its successors.
Vid related, some purportedly "high level" Eternal gameplay. Just looks boring as fuck and the enemies aren't even doing anything. The only thing that differentiates it is the player having an unnecessary parkour spasm.
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It sucks because I want to like these games, but it just feels like (despite the imagery) there's no weight to my attacks, and the enemy has no genuine desire to kill my ass. Feels like a Hell-themed foam pit for children under eight and special needs kids to play in.

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Doom 3 killed the franchise again

Based?

So it's a sequel to Doom Eternal after all!

Genius idea by Id to make the feature everyone's been wanting to play even slower than the main game

What's really annoying is you clearly miss a parry but it counts anyway.

Did they bring Mick Gordon back lol

Makes it harder to deal with.
Means you have to actually play more video game.
Why do I need to explain to you why playing more video game isn't a bad thing?

Why didn't they just make a modern Quake reboot?

No, the dudes who made Microsoft Flight Sim's music made music for Dark Ages

Do you shitters not remember the rule of cool? You don't remember thinking as a child that it would be cool to fight some giant monster in some robot mech?

press x when see green

okay do more

such gameplay

riding an epic dragon like a Harley-Davidson and punching Cthulhu

No shit

I made the webm but IGN was the one that supplied the footage. IGN killed id

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Lot of people wanted a new Quake game
And fucking hell, in their board it was written Quake VI

how is the soundtrack?

retard or indian?

Wait, op's pic is Doom? What the fuck. I haven't even paid attention to the last few games and couldn't even tell from looking at the video.

This will clearly tie-in somehow to a multiverse Quake reboot where it turns out that The Ranger is actually just Doomguy.

They just wanted to do something different, the devs don't deserve all the hate

So make it a different game and don't bolt it into Doom.

the enemies keep trying to get you all the time and you constantly have to be on the move, game is genuinely pretty fun and clicks very quickly
you have to try it but hey if you don't want to that's completely fine and hey it probably wont change your mind sine you seem into different types of games altogether
opinions exist and I respect yours

nearly every response is acting like they've just seen gameplay for the first time

I know its just shitposting but please don't tell me we have a bunch of fags that come into threads for games they've never even seen gameplay of, let alone played it, to complain.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT Lol, do you really have a boxing match with fucking Chuthulu? jfc.

Why does doom play like this but i cant beat any of the dlc fights in KH3? Why is the mickey mouse kiddie game demanding i react correctly within a fraction of a second but doom is playing this slow. It just feels wrong, i cant describe it, but i also feel like i shouldnt need to explain it.

copying micks entire style but with none of the substance

it's not Cthulhu it's le "Old One"
it's just another big monster to fight and there are many of it, it's like the demon titans but with magic

Eternal

enemies aren't even doing anything

The game has the most aggressive enemies in any shooter you fucking faggot. They do not stop sprinting at you while the other enemies spam projectiles at you.

nice try, dev
your game is shit
and so is zoom redditernal

Where are these "Doom was always fast" retards coming from? Was your first experience with Doom literally just fucking gzdoom wad Doom 2 and you just automatically assumed that the original was that way by default?

OG Doom doesn't have a sprint toggle, zoomie.

the target audience for video games is people who don't like video games

Eternal had real Simon Says shit where it wants you to defeat enemies with their specific weakness and use all your tools in sequence or else you run out of ammo. Dark Ages has these parry mechanics, but guess what you don't have to parry to damage the demons, you can just shoot them with your gun.

as long as retarded shit like this is being made, not enough hate is reaching them yet

OG Doom doesn't have a sprint toggle

yeah, you're constantly zipping around at 60mph. you can almost outrun the rockets.

Bright Memory was made by one person, and the gameplay is leagues ahead of any fps game.

Wrong.

HOW IS COPYING DARK SOULS DOING SOMETHING DIFFERENT

YES I'M MAD

That only explains half of the equation though.

nta you don't really need to shoot the weaknesses either and you wont necessarily run out of ammo

Doom is fucked because eternal was a shit game that some people enjoyed so now when another shit game, the dark ages failed, they will go back to shit game eternal again and make the same mistakes

MAXRP

Bright Memory feels like something I've seen in a fever dream. Doesn't even feel like it should be real.

The idea wasn't bad (a DoA girls dating sim), but the animations are bad, the facial animations are bad too, the models are kinda meh, sometimes the shading sucks, they straight up dropped support right before it was launched (so, no more than 6 girls nor DLC), no western release, no freedom to choose the place to take pictures, extremely tame compared to any previous game, it fucking ends with a blackout screen right before the first kiss and it's basically a visual novel: can't skip too much and whatever you unlock it's just for that gameplay (if you try to play again everything is locked again).
Also, they put only like two or three popular girls but there are others way more popular and didn't made it to the game.

don't really

won't necessarily

nta wasn't DD a success?

the monster might seem braindead but casuals don't care about that

designated chest hole for people to reach in

what the fuck is this

Kys hugo

Did it have marie rose?

no but you genuinely don't need to shoot the weak points at all, maybe to make it easier but if you were fast and used one of the stronger weapons you can just shoot them to death directly

the other half is its a recent phenomenon, if you consider *checks* 24 years, four months, and 20 days, "recent"

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Fuck off kike. You will never save the face of this franchise

eternal was enjoyed because it was a good game

hes talking about the 2nd game which almost everyone collectively hated and still hates. the first game was amazing though

Nope
Sony management thinks that flat chest is equal to underage, so of course they said no.

No, the only fighting game alumni character is Honoka, all the rest started out as OCDonuts from the gacha game.

So they saw that SM64 pastiche webm and figured everyone wanted to play that.

rule of cool is one thing
implementing unnecessary stuff into a game with different themes and vibes is another
also the gameplay is an issue, people would definitely be more forgiving if the gameplay was at least fun

this
even the fat ones literally jump on platforms and try to run and flamethrower your ass

that shit is a little funny

Imagine being Phil, you buy these guys for 8 billion just so they could make Doom sequels and then the retards decide its finally time to spice things up

Nu-Doom has always been fucking shit I don't know why you faggots held it on a pedestal this long. I'm glad its finally getting knocked off though. I played DOOM 2016 for 1.8 hours when it came out. Every gun felt like a peashooter and being forced to go through the same 2 animations to do EPIC COOL FINISHER to heal every fucking encounter was boring as shit and slowed the fuck out of the game. It was not visceral. No weapons have weight. These problems have carried into Eternal and this piece of shit as well. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills for being the only one to see this. Even fucking Brutal Doom plays better than this shit.

Yes this is called escalation of difficulty.

Explain to me why you think I'm retarded, and I'll explain to you why I think you're retarded afterwards.

They just wanted to do something different, the devs don't deserve all the hate.

this sentence is self-refuting

So what DOOM 3 would YOU want, huh?

pressing x when see green is not difficult

now you're exaggerating

really do it

List of things modern gaymers hate:

Metal

Sci fi weapons and technology

Castles and ogres and maces n' shit

Guns and shooting and blood and gore

Demons and Hell and dragons and cybernetics and dinosaurs

Lovecraftian fearful geometries and occult cosmic horror shit

List of things gaymers love:

Little Japanese cartoon girls

Little Japanese cartoon girls spraying pink and purple magic everywhere with the power of love and bubbles and dancing

Everything above that gaymers hate but only when the Japanese do it

Literally just essentially anything that encourages some form of masturbation or UwU

I think quantum suicide is reality. I tried to kill myself a few months ago """failed""" and somehow my consciousness was quantum shifted into a reality that is somehow GAYER than the one I previously inhabited.

I cannot believe how casually gay and effeminate you motherfuckers here are. It's truly astounding.

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Thank you zoomers for ruining another franchise. Please skibidi rizz yourselves into the the bumper of an 18 wheeler

I bet most people here won't even know what game this is.

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what if i like

Metal

Castles and ogres and maces n' shit

Guns and shooting and blood and gore

Demons and Hell and dragons and cybernetics and dinosaurs

Lovecraftian fearful geometries and occult cosmic horror shit

and little Japanese cartoon girls?

That's because to games are so bad that they basically fall into oblivion

You're right sorry. I only had 1.4 hours played before I decided to refund this shit.

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Reminder that the mass murderer of billion possibly trillions of people gets to go to space heaven with Karan S'jet

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Yeah you have to move, but that's like saying you can't win in Mario Kart if you don't accelarate. If you're not racing against anybody and the track doesn't curve, what are you even racing against?Not sure I'd call this aggressive. They seem slower to react and move than enemies in Resident Evil Village.
youtu.be/p7cZDoKopkc?si=rQrqJE_vHKuNMbfO
The overarching point being that when you can skate across the surface like Sonic on crack but your enemies are pretty much limited to more conventional movements, as if they're in a Far Cry game, then what the fuck's the point?
The Metro games are fucking frightening and have tension and difficulty. Doom is just Dance Dance Revolution with shitty music. It's quite literally more of a rhythm game than it is a shooter, and Dark Ages in particular is evidence of that. It was a gradual descent into casual madness.

Consider suicide?

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Green start coming from many direction, sometime 5 different direction at once
Green start coming from different enemy type
Some green attack come out faster than other, variation in green speed need you react
Not green start being mixed in
If you block not green, you lose green blocker for few seconds, you left vulnerable to everything
Some green attack severely punish you for not blocking

Hope cave explanation help stimulate brain fold

It's Anon Babble bro, people don't play or like video games here. Every new game has to be shit on sadly

This might be the worst (best) example. Fuck me I can't believe I was hyped for this shit. I'm glad I waited before buying.

Yeh well still gonna grab it on sale

Hobestly, i'm not sure. I don't know why dark ages was so hated by normalfags despite Eternal being universally praised. Eternal started the whole glory kill/chainsaw everything for sustain gimmick that they loved. Dark ages just played into it more.

I hate all nu-Doom.

>Metal

>Sci fi weapons and technology

>Castles and ogres and maces n' shit

>Guns and shooting and blood and gore

>Demons and Hell and dragons and cybernetics and dinosaurs

>Lovecraftian fearful geometries and occult cosmic horror shit

I like that shit. But pair it with good lore and gameplay, fucking asshole

I hate that parrying and dodging just means Dark Souls now.

it's not Cthulhu

It just has his title looks like him and has his gimmick

I enjoyed Outriders for what it was. Cool game

I was so disappointed with how blackbird handled hardspace shipsbreakers and didn't listen to player feedback even one fucking time throughout all of early access. When I heard they were making HW3 I lost any and all hope. Fuckers teased mods and player made ships since the first days of EA and then literally at 1.0 release they put out an announcement saying they couldn't do it. Lying fucks could have said any of this way back in the beginning because it's not like they didn't know.

Fuck BBI

well that's because that's the gameplay is, it's a fast paced movement shooter and of course it's not how Doom should be but as a separate game it's good
and if you don't like it, that's ok, but I guess one will have to wait for a new doom game that feels like the og

want old doom back

It never left, retard. I guarantee you there are more wads than seconds left in your life that you will never bother touching.

that fat Latinx Hugo is having a meltdown in the thread

lmao or should I say jajajajaja

Eternal started the whole glory kill/chainsaw everything for sustain gimmick that they loved

Actually it started in 2016 but it wasn't that intrusive. Still, those glory kills were cool at first but become annoying after a few hours. They should have make them way faster

it's obviously based on him as bait
but I meant is that he ist specil, there are many of these old ones who lumber and shit but you only get to fight one in a mech and kill another from the inside and three die in a cutscene

also these things definitely don't have Cthulhu's gimmick, the fact they have physical forms means they arnt like him

They did, DA doesnt have glory kill animations.

Name ONE game with all of that PLUS good lore and PLUS good gameplay.

If you say Bloodborne or some other memester Souls shit I fucking swear to GOD...

This looks just like eternal to me.

meant "isn't special"
my bad

cope, Doomguy solos fiction since he just beat Lovecraft

Bloodborne

apparently plays completely differently

all you've established is just mash button cuz always green

you mean he beat the jobber who got btfo'd by a steamboat?

it's not Cthulhu it's le "Old One"

I still don't get that Witchs' motivation (or that priest near the start) who wanted their god back form the demons, but the totally not Cthulhu was just sleeping in some lake until he gets hit by the Big Fucking Crossbow 9000 or whatever and doomguy kills it. Then the demons bring the totally not cthulhu back but with cyborg parts now and doomguy kills it again. Then there's 3 of them in the land of the dead?

Which one was the witch & priest's god?

Bloodborne is still regarded as one of the best games ever made.
Dark Ages is already forgotten save for the few Simon Says memes.

Faggot.

Only Snoys laud it.

those Lovecraftian beings don't act at all like actual lovercaftian beings, they are basically just more powerful demons in doom

40k space marine 2

Not green start being mixed in

If you block not green, you lose green blocker for few seconds, you left vulnerable to everything

Some green attack severely punish you for not blocking

What part of this did you fail to read?

I thought it wasn't supposed to be Cthulu? ;)

It really looks like mechanically bankrupt mobile slop ad.

80 euros for this??

I think all of them much like the titans are just everywhere and are all very powerful so all of them are important, apparently they hold knowledge hence why when Doomguy kills one from the inside the Witch is like AN OLD ONE GONE FOREVER NOOOOO!

The Machinegames expasions for Quake 1 and 2

don't see green

don't press buttan

wow such difficulty

Anon is such a loser he can't even kill himself right

Thinks he has the right to lecture others

You are beyond pathetic

oh that's not me
I don't agree with what he said since Cthulhu just fucking reforms(which is weird since he is supposed to be noncorporal from the get go)

saars please do not be pushing the green

do the needful

Eternal had real Simon Says shit where it wants you to defeat enemies with their specific weakness

no, you're exaggerating just because they have certain mechanics like ballista doing bonus damage to flying enemies and arachnotrons having a turret you can snipe away. doesn't mean you need to do anything specific to kill them when you can stunlock everything to death with super shotgun, blood punch, both grenade types, and machine gun shield bash

Looks like fun to me.

well you're going to LOVE this

Does anyone have that meme webm with doom gameplay in mario world with UI clutter?

At least the CPU is justified because there can be a lot of enemies on the screen at once now

Go ahead. Try it yourself. You'll be amazed at how difficult it is to pull that trigger.

Almost like something instinctual and ancient won't allow you to do it. You're nowhere any better at it than I am, cocksucker.

The negative reaction they got to the forced minigame shit on enemies in the eternal dlc should clued them in on the experiment not working.

Save me, Serious Sam...

IM GOING MENTAL! SAM STONE'S SERIOUSLY GOING TO BE A PARRY PRO!

NOOOO THE INDUSTRY IS DEAD

Go ahead. Try it yourself

Why? I'm relatively happy with my life

sees Mario jump once

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS ENTIRE GAME IS JUST ABOUT JUMPING????

there is no coping squidhead, you got your ass beat by a fuckin steamboat of all things lmao

I am just saying man
Lovecraft is confusing

Normies don't game, trannies hate it, poorworlders are too poor. That should answer your question. These retards never realized that when we said we wanted a AAA crash it didn't just mean we wanted the trannies out.

Azathoth wakes up

Doomguy and the entire universe gone

You were saying?

i see the jeet has learned the "accuse others of being brown so as they are not be doing the you" technique.

Player tries to play agressively at all

WHOOPS, LOOKS LIKE YOU MIGHT START HAVING FUN! TIME TO PLAY SIMON SAYS!

Kek

My main problem with this corny ass shit:

It's not that I don;t want people to have fun. It;s that, shit like this is the kind of shit that literal children should be playing & enjoying, not fucking manbaby adults. I'm sorry but of you're past the age of 25-27 still flapping your stupid arms to "Dance Central" or doing riverdance on a DDR machine, it just looks bad & you look corny.

Seeing a bunch of stinky fat middle aged nerds at cons doing this shit will never not be gross

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there is so much glowing HUD shit you just can't turn off
I remember in 2016 you could basically make the screen completely clean, even get rid of the crosshair and still be able to aim by using the centered gun view

here the game is basically not playable without the constant flashing prompts, even if you could turn them off which you can't

nta wasn't there any being who was outside of Azathoth dream?

nta

stop this tranny tumblr speak already

HURR REDDIT CHUNGUS LE METAL DRAGUNS WHOLESOME HECKARINOS BLOOD AND GOOORE COME ON HAHA FELLOW GOYS LET'S RIP N TEEAR AND BUY THIS SLOP

The reason nobody buys this slop is:

€80

DENUVO (runs like shit)

ALWAYS ONLINE DRM (meaning the game WILL die)

FORCED RTX (can't turn it off and looks like shit)

WOKE (you're bossed around by a tranny)

STORY SUCKS (capeslop ayy lmao lore)

GAMEPLAY SUCKS (parryslop mobile game-tier but in FPS)

pull the trigger lol

not him but etc
you happy?

you're on an anonymous imageboard retard no one fucking cares if you butt in and pretend to be someone else its part of the game

mario isnt about jumping

anon i...

demon's souls was amazing but no game has really taken note of the cool aspects of it
we don't get cool mechanics blending single player and multiplayer, or interesting death mechanics, or punishing gameplay. we just get roll slop and parry slop

and no one should care if I said I am not that anon, it's not crazy man

I don't understand how could they fuck it up so bad.
I considered myself nuDoom fan. I've played 2016 and Eternal on highest difficulty multiple times and had lots of fun. Probably some of the most intense fps gameplay I've ever had with visual gore and music making it almost 10/10.
I literally wanted more of the same

go back

According to the autists at vsbattle wiki, they say otherwise

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What about clips that ended a console

How is this not similar to avoiding fireballs in the original doom

eternal was just a masterpiece
this game for some reason is full of contrived crap like shooting green balls at you that slow down mid air so you can parry them. wtf?

vsbattle

as credible as playing with the kid who's spider-man figure is somehow immune to everything you throw at him

dogshit is bad

seeing more of the dogshit mixed with some piss makes it good

I'm fine with the gameplay. I don't care if it's not "Doom" or something related to the original games.
I'm not fine with the enemies not having the same advantages. It makes the experience trivial and defeating them no more than a temporary high from the glory kills. I'm quite literally begging for the game to be hard, and it's not, it's just a game of dancing around for long enough. It's like watching a fucking NASCAR race. Everything sounds cool on paper, but in reality it's a fucking drag. The difference is that everybody in a NASCAR race is going 190mph, but in Doom you're going 190, while everybody else is going <100.

Isn't that a strategy game about spaceships or something?

Don’t think so, everything from places, living beings,concepts and ideas would be erased. Even if Doomguy survived he’d be stranded in a void of nothingness. A pyrrhic victory at best.

This perplexes the zoomer mind. They grew up on hitmarkers and health bars, having good hit/kill feedback is becoming a lost technology.

they slow down mid air so you can parry them. also inexplicably you're only able to parry the green ones making it just feel fake, like the whole universe is centered around your parrying mechanic

The difference is they actually cite their sources and show the math behind it even when it's blatantly wrong lol. I saw Kenshin Himura on there apparently has a lifting strength of 100 tons despite the fact that his entire gimmick is his body is weak and frail, relying on speed and technique to win fights.

Fuck off ESL.

Game finally goes 100% pure unadulterated gameplay over presentation

It gets shit on

Finally settled that debate of where on the tier list "gameplay" should be placed.

Nigger it's a basic ass fucking video game mechanic. You're chimping out over the fact that you have to push button to avoid death and progress the video game.
You'd be crying if you saw Mario had to push jump to not fall in a pit.

Can you Dream up something inhabiting outside your mind?
Even your sleep paralysis demon wont manifest outside your mind and will be erased the moment you wake up
It just boils down to personal bias with cherry picked or reinterpreted info to suit one's end, like how Kratos beat asura in death battle even though asura completely outclasses him by the first boss. i don't even know what mental gymnastics they used to come to that conclusion.

I don't know what you're saying man, the demons are fucking relentless in eternal especially on more difficult settings, well it was nice discussing this with you non the less

They should have just made Quake. They can make Ranger another bad ass like da doom slaya but keep his enemies as lovecraftian/strogg/fantasy and leave the demons to slaya.

that's an early demo played by the devs on an easier difficulty

watch game journo play game and base your entire opinion of a game on it

if you sit there parryin the projectiles instead of just shooting the demon then you're a woman who can't think without instructions

clip of killing the easiest superheavy in the game in an early game map

yeah, Anon Babbleiggers are shit at games so they hate a sick ass movement shooter game with some cope excuses while pretending some random streamer game of the month or jrpg slop of the day they consume along with twitch whores is the epitome of gaming

yeah, but in my imagination it's actually cool and not boring. Do you see the difference?

That might make sense in something like an RPG where the HP bars for an enemy are massive and the chunks taken randomized, and the combat itself often either turn based or at least much slower... but for an FPS game like Doom, it's a wholly unnecessary UI contrivance that only serves to make up for lacking hit feedback while pulling your attention away from the actual thing you're shooting.

why don't they do anything? This is the easiest difficulty right?

why do jeets always go for the stupidest "no u"s?

This could be a fun take on a FPS if everything was parryable and the bullets were regular speed. Why do this slow, jarring Simon says shit?

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Is you webm supposed to somehow prove everybody wrong? It's the same shit as but with more left clicks between Simon says parryslopping.

It's shallow casual dogshit. Nothing more.

>watch game journo play game and base your entire opinion of a game on it

if you sit there parryin the projectiles instead of just shooting the demon then you're a woman who can't think without instructions

I've seen lots of gameplay AND a lot of reviewers praising the game yet I don't want to buy it

Dark ages just played into it more.

It plays into it much less.

why do the balls pause in mid air before changing directions LMFAO

you watch streamers, faggot zoomer

Yog-Sothoth's true form supposedly does. I've read both Randolph Carter and Hypnos can apparently traverse other realms outside of it.

I guess one will have to wait for a new doom game that feels like the og

Or just go play one of the many Doom clones/retro shooters that exist.

this immediately looks 10x better

Color blind so I didn't get the hate until it was pointed out to me

Seriously color coding shit in current year when MUH ACCESSIBILITY is at an all time high

I can't stop laughing at this game

Given how modular they were willing to make everything else I don't know why this wasn't included. I don't mind the slowdown on parries, but still.

This could be a fun take on a FPS if everything was parryable

no and don't pretend, you would simply find another goalpost to shift your contrarianism on

You can change the color, blind retard anon.

God, I can't wait for the 2030s, normies, trannies, and poorworlders will finally be pushed out of gaming. Video games will finally heal.

The gun can do extra damage in slo-mo, but the source of the slo-mo is the parry.

parry cutscenes

cinematic slowmo

stagger cutscenes

gameplay

Genuinely and I mean genuinely who was asking for dodge and parry shit in Doom?

because the gameplay is bad

the gameplay is bad and has far more focus on story and cutscenes and cinematic fake-gameplay (mech and dragon)

Yeah, that looks fun and what I thought the game was going to be.

STAND AND STARE
UNTIL ITS DONE

HOP AND PARRY
Until it is done

there's more than one person on Anon Babble bro

gets caught

backpedaling HARD

I want to like Dark Ages, but the bullets look so fucking stupid. There has to be a better way to make them look cool while keeping the parry mechanics readable.

Excuse me for wanting my action games to be actiony. Shove your goalposts up your ass and stop talking like you know me.

Anyone got the weird giantness fetish cutscene from Homeworld 3?

While this looks better than the OP it really highlights to me how much of this fucking game is just neon magic bullshit with no impact. Everytime the shield is as a flail weapon or whatever it looks abysmal, and all the enemies end up with dumbass neon auras.

What the fuck it actually looks like a video game that you can be reactive too.

saar i am to be calling u brown first saar you cannot call be brown now saaaaaar

To all the poorfags/contrarians/shitters/boomers try this shit out. Its fun as fuck.

EDF does the same thing, at a fraction of the cost and infinitely better than this durdley, overpriced and overdeveloped cinematic garbage.

I don't know or care it's just the optics anon. Seeing all these webms make me giggle

if you take out the stupid flail melee spam shit this actually looks really good

They just wanted to do something different, the devs don't deserve all the hate.

have perfect gameplay formula that has infinite potential so long as you tweak it

throw it out because of a few whiny retards with too much time

create far inferior gameplay loop that looks and plays like ass

meanwhile fuck over celebrated musical artist that put your raised your previous efforts to new heights

replace him with less than nothing

I'm gonna respectfully tell you you're a retard.

100% pure unadulterated gameplay over presentation

literally false

Hell, this could have easily been some kind of additional in high difficulty modes or something

buttan

You're trying very hard Ahmed, but you see on the English QWERTY keyboard, A and O are at complete opposite sides. It cannot be any clearer you're some brownoid ESL paid shitposter.
You've unironically outed yourself, and now you're in full defense mode.

the studio doesn't have an identity so they went after action games that had goty because they don't know better and that's their only criteria.
glory kill is finisher and ammo management is skill circling from god of war 4.
parryslop is from seriko obviously.

jumping back and forth and turning around doesn't really obfuscate the fact that the big monster is just sitting there throwing out one parryable attack every 3 seconds max while it waits for you to kill it

they watched all the cutscenes

Literally who would skip a cutscene when it's the first time playing the game? Is it the reality on the extreme end of ADHD? Just smash keys until gun shoots come back?

People who don't give a fuck about a story they know isn't good or worth the time.

Most opinions here are objectively shit. The parryslop gameplay is way more fun and engaging than the "cycle through every fucking weapon like a spastic nigger" gameplay in Eternal. For me it's honestly
2016 > TDA >>>>> Fagternal

I don't think you could even skip a lot of the cutscenes in eternal

Eternal

perfect gameplay formula

Alright I guess. I'm glad TDA is different though, even if I don't care for every change and I still don't think it lives up to classic Doom.

This shit is better than that other shit! It’s still fucking shit. Stop settling.

i'm skipping all these gay ass cut scenes. they were actually better in the previous games

you are a retard with no original thought in your brain
no, you are just a retarded contrarian zoomer with no original thought in your brain so you parrot the commonly accepted stance on a contrarian website and if they removed the slowdown you would base your parroted opinion on some new goalpost whatever it was.

Putting projectile speed and enemy aggressiveness at max and upping the game speed to like 110$ fixes 90% of the problems in the game desu.

You're really shitposting as hard as you can in this thread, aren't you Ahmed?
Are you getting paid double time or something?

you are a retard who watches streamers and journos and bases their opinion on streamers and journos

This feels so garbage. Why don't people get what makes mecha so cool. The movement should be fucking slow and every shot and impact should be like a nuke going off. This is just trash. The people making nudoom really don't have a shred of imagination about them.
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you're the only parrot here, now say the line again polly

How much is id paying you bro? I still don't like all the Nier Automata bullets on screen BUT at least without the forced EPIC GAMER SLO-MO it looks like it'd be a bit more fun to play.

Your deflection attempt failed. You have no original thought in your brain and are programmed to repeat what the popular contrarian hivemind feeds you and the only games you play are effeminate nipshit visual novels or the games your streamer plays.

At least for the Mancubus volleys and bullet hell boss attacks, I think they wanted to make dodgeable projectile patterns like the originals, but they didn't have confidence that players would know what to do without a big green sign saying "STAND HERE RETARD"
Needless to say, it's insulting, and slowing the game down constantly is even more so.

The funniest shit is that you just know that this is a reddit reinvention of Doom so of course they had to distance themselves from Christianity as much as possible and that's why they went with Lovecraftian/cosmic horror depictions of Hell.

lol
I didn't play eternal but I remember one of the big things in 2016 was the lack of characters yapping and when they did, doomguy just ignored them and did what he wanted to

He said it again!!

Okay, Marty.

Lots of people straight up skip cutscenes when playing games, even on a first play, just on principle.
For a lot of them they employ the "I wanna play a game not watch a movie" mentality.

A lot of these same players also say things like "So what am I meant to do" and "Where am I" and "Who's this guy?" a lot.
I know different strokes for different folks but I think those kinds of people are just a bit more dumb than others. Like how lots of people just straight up wont watch a play/musical, or read a book on principle. For no reason other than their brains cant appreciate them. But they exist as a large demographic I suppose

*one of the big things praised
also I wonder how much of the dev team changed between then and now

is in every cinematic for first 5 hours

has like 3 spoken lines

disappears for another 5

shows up at the end

we learn fuck all about her

shes revealed as some kind of god

her plotline isnt resolved

her world is destroyed offscreen between games

fuck me, doom the dark ages has to have some of the worst writing in any game ever
fucking nothing connects to nothing

I don't get the obsession with Sekiro. The game was cool but it was 8/10 at best.

I am a massive EDF fanboy but this is the mostly apples to potatoes comparison that you could possibly find

EDF

dogshit weeb shit game only praised by tranime fans?

see how all the faggots playing games made for women out themselves

tranime cartoon or other such derivative media for women or effeminate men

see?

I took much more issue with "suddenly cthulu". Doom didn't need this, no one needed this.

I get they're trying to add a layer of gameplay on top of what would be a "dodge while keeping your reticle on top of the enemy" loop but this parry shit is not integrated at all with the original loop, which is kinda the same reason why glory kills don't work either
lazy design

I don't have it on hand but the Armored Core 6 turning webm killed the game's presence on Anon Babble

Christ. Most people are at least a LITTLE curious as long as it's "new material" so to speak. Not to mention cutscenes can show you gameplay affecting stuff like upcoming monsters, their powers, your character gaining new abilities or just the environment in different ways which can have tells where stuff is or can be hidden. The list goes on that's not just lore or story dumps.

post your 3 most recently played games. for science. anyone willing to speak out?

some homosexual DBZ powerlevel spic tells you what the author of cosmic horror novels ackshually meant

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Don't care
Not how it works in [current year]
Burn them at the stake

Why does it offend you people don't give a shit about things they don't care about?

Because they then ask their immediate surroundings to explain what happened like dumbfucks. They can't even own their "i dont give a fuck" properly.

I think they wanted to make dodgeable projectile patterns like the originals, but they didn't have confidence that players would know what to do without a big green sign saying "STAND HERE RETARD"

why would you ever think that. the colouring is there to differentiate parriable from non-parriable attacks. some of you people treat it like "that card" moment, as if it's supposed to challenge your deductive reasoning.

Comic that resembles Alice in wonderland day fly than any anime

Spasing the fuck out at nothing

You are beyond obsessed to the point of being legitimately mentally ill

No anon, some people do that. You are annoyed with very specific people who aren't thinking.

vermintide
stardew valley
aoe2

don't worry senpai, already posted

I didn't play [the game the subject matter is about]

You and all the tortanicfags ITT. You spend more time seething about games than playing them and looking for cope reasons to validate yourself on thinking why you dislike a game like spamming cherrypicked clips or steam chart screenshots.

3 hours to bumplimit a tortanic cope thread

absolutely pathetic behavior. you can tell how most the IPs ITT are from people who do nothing but look for tortanic threads on Anon Babble

Those who ask and those who don't think are all the same to me.

cthulhu is fine but underused, its the "world of the dead" i have a problem with
those cucks at ID were so desperate to run away from christian symbolism, and now they are back to some greek style religion?
fuck is going on in this setting

games as service + game made for women

thanks for participating.

Funny that you talk about others having no thoughts of their own and programming but you respond the same way everytime your brain registers a specific stimulus. This is your last (You) from me.