The fuck is parryslop?

The fuck is parryslop?

Sekirolikes

Expedition 33?

A buzzword

Holy based Synth. Anyone who hates the fucking demon jews is good in my book.

Shits on /ourgirl/ Debra Wilson

Glad he's balding

Synth is just a miserable prick. He just whines, he doesn’t make any substantive points on anything. His videos are just him recycling the same doomer cliches for his blackpill poisoned audience and yet they get longer and longer.

Doom The Dark Ages does suck pretty hard though.

I guess something like Nine Sols could be called as parryslop

E33

I don't mind his reviews but holy shit one time I watched a doomer stream of his where he bitches about his life for an hour and he really is a sad pathetic fuck that gets off being a NEET incel.

It's retard speak for "the game has a parry feature in it so I hate it because I'm retarded"

Synth

Lost all respect when he got BTFO by Null of all people.

Games that shoehorn parrying as a central mechanic wherever it fits the genre or makes sense for the game just because it's currently popular. It's the 2020s equivalent of QTEs in the 2010s.

The worst game mechanic ever, reduces every combat encounter to QTE's

This. I end up agreeing with him on most things but it's so obvious there's no real hate or disgust. Any hate or critic video that doesn't come from a jaded boomer who has followed the series for a long time is normally shit.

Is this Synthetic man? That guy is such a casual scrub, hating jews doesn't mean you understand videogames. Spyro loving faggot.

That being said, the issue with "parry slop" (slop is so overused now, can we move on?) is that it removes the element of dodging, movement, and positioning. There are some upsides to it, but it comes at the expense of the larger game complexity. The games that really focus on it tend to devolve into music-less rhythm games that makes the majority of combat system pointless.

His older videos used to be funny and a decent safe haven from peak DEI horseshit but he’s just gotten worse in every way ever since. I haven’t really watched much but probably a year or so ago he had a long meltdown about his life on stream, it was pretty sad but I’ve lost sympathy for him because he’s addicted to whining and not doing anything about it. Reminds me of a friend of mine.

I'm sure it would've been okay if used sparingly, but when you're pressing right click to deflect attacks in a fucking FPS game every 5 seconds it's going to get tiresome. Stop being a disingenuous fag.

E33 fags are projecting in doom

youtube question bait slop

A game where your primary method of combat is not avoiding attacks, but deflecting, blocking and countering them, and that actual attacking is less effective than countering (which never makes sense, unless you're using the opponent's momentum to somehow hit them harder)

So every game? The problem with parry is that it always negates all other play styles and defensive/dodge mechanics because it's always the best and most optimal option.

Doom is trash

Is that Synthetic Man? That dude has been on my mind.

Guarantee this guy likes FROMslop lmao

lol comics like this ruined games. Comicfags want a story while Kino Carmack compares that shit to pron.

The games that really focus on it tend to devolve into music-less rhythm games

I think it can be great when a game fully commits to it, Sekiro combat feels like dance, each enemy having its own rhythm you have to master to win. It's funny how butthurt souls fags were about this game because it required a completely different skillset with no possibility to circumvent the challenge.

But yeah, press X to awesome when enemy flashes is fucking terrible and is ruining games.

The only men I know who genuinely dislike women as much as this guy does are actually gay.

it is.

I stopped watching Synth the second he mentioned how good Fallout 3 because he played it when he was like 8 so that means it's a good game. This retarded kid was born too late to have good taste.

[action] slop: A heckin tryhard game that's success hinges on [action], every time, perfectly, or you're doomed for failure and aren't a uber 1337 gamer

Nu-Doom, yes.

hurr durr if you don’t support devs putting woke faggotry in games you’re le incel

Yawn

No woman is ever good enough for him. He's turned down multiple women under the guise of being "picky" and talks about how women are whores.

As opposed to what? Mashing attack mindlessly, never having to react to enemies? Pressing the dodge button, instead of the parry button, when you see an enemy attack coming?

A game which utilizes constant mandatory parrying as "depth".

if you don’t let any random STD riddled woman who wants your dick to have it you’re le incel

Or maybe he’s just not a man hoe

QRD? Null as in, Josh Moon?

These guys get it

All games that glorify demons are trash.

If you don't hate women you haven't been paying attention. Look at how easily they turned on men as soon as society was made safe and secure for them (by men). They have no loyalty to anyone but theur children, no sense of duty to anything but their children... women are loathsome creatures who only use men.

Of all of the things to dechud him I didn't expect this

stop watching synthetic man, he's worthless

part 1
youtube.com/watch?v=RzsfIk01DMg
then a week later, part 2
youtube.com/watch?v=CNfWpiQgsPY&t=360s

Translation: I hate parrying because I suck at videogames.

Now I get why all you fags complain about parries...

All incels are just one fat bitch away from becoming cucks.

Knowing, when to attack, what moves to chain together and use to position and reposition yourself, directional dodging, blocking, jumping over attacks.

The skill ceiling in parryslop is usually pretty low because it's just about learning the timings for parrying. The skill ceiling in traditional action games can be pretty high if the game gives you good movement options and move variety.

Men who are jealous of their children instead of supporting the mother of their child

Never understood it

just walking around a projectile is better than a dedicated get out of jail button, rts games are a good example on how to kite your enemy in your favor, and positioning was pretty good in the original re4, then they added a parry button and walking while shooting and reloading because zoomers for the remake

Games being hard doesn't mean they're good. This dark souls shit where "le every game has to be hard" mindset is ruining modern gaming.

He makes a shitload of money doing nothing

Parryslop is a buzzword created by a loose association of manosphere faux alpha male types who piss and moan about wokeness for a living. Most of them are over 30 and awful at games. But, normally games that have a heavy emphasis on a parry mechanic are well liked by their viewers, which leaves them in a quandary. They need a way to dismiss parry heavy games, but do so in a way that doesn't come off as them running and hiding from difficulty. Hence "parryslop", they're trying to condition their audience to be as dismissive of parry mechanics as they are body type 1 or 2 character models or Debra Wilson. Because they're terrified of being embarrassed if they ever have to actually play them.

Jesus christ is that enough censors for a small shitty channel with zero views

yeah that's why he streams every day, to make money off you cattle, how about in a year? two years? he'll be nothing and he knows it

It's genius speak for the game added an unnecessary parry mechanic to appeal to modern audiences when it would have been better without it.

Thank you. Someone who sees my point

looks like parryslop to me

unnecessary

and poorly realized

Simon says to deflect the slow moving green balls of fire

Thats how every job is. You gotta show up to make money. He has a fanbase, even if he gets banned or whatever he can find some other way to make money from his fame. He gets to play videa for a living while you and I slave away for Noseburg.

avoiding my slop filter

streamer

not a shill

shitload of money

lol lmao. he lives in his moms house anon

the only nose is here is synth's, preying on a lonely fanbase for cheap views

nullifying enemy attacks is bad enough
your output being boosted because you stopped attacking to wait for the enemy to attack you is the bottom of the barrel when it comes to a game providing entertainment through combat

See

Disturbingly Reddit post

he's currently playing dragon ball breakers on stream

Lol and you trust him to be the arbiter of taste

rhythm game in disguise. Parrying could be a cool mechanic if the player had more control to displace an opponents weapon manually but most games just use it as a press x to awesome.

The parrying in this game has a pretty generous window which you can adjust in the settings. The difficulty, or lack thereof, isn't the problem.

he lives in his moms house

How is that an argument? So did the most popular streamer Asmongold until she died. He doesnt prey on his fanbase which is why people like him. He has flaws sure but he's honest and doesnt beg for money or sell gay merch. He reads every superchat even if its only 2 bucks.

SlopSLOP

He reads every superchat even if its only 2 bucks.

not the ones about kirsche lol

It's a game that requires you to be constantly parrying enemy attacks in order to be able to fight them properly, unlike in the two previous games in where you could just outmaneuver them by circle straffing, dashing and double jumping.

already running scared

Yea man Imma mash one button to make the game easy mode and it's the only viable defense option in the game.

HE HATES. EVERY GAME.

I think God of War is boring and shallow but the gameplay, puzzles, and exploration are 10x as good as TDA. If you’re going to steal ideas from other franchises or genres, you have to improve upon them. And if you want your game to be called Doom, you must keep what made Doom popular to begin with.

This is a PS3 era game with a PS5 coat of paint. Huge failure by ID. I don’t care if their tech is impressive (it’s not).

so what's the problem? is it too easy, or are you bad at the mechanic and want a dodge so you can avoid it entirely?

My DOOM game is parry slop AND bing bing wahoo and the chuds are mad

When did Parry start to mean Perfect Guard?
Because I hate it.
Give me Parrying back.

Can we stop saying slop now?

how about all of the above and make the bosses more interactive instead of a shitty rhythm game.

The parry is too forgiving on default settings. So far, I liked Eternal the most.

It's the sloppy motion your throat does when it parries the dildo you're deepthroating.

demons as enemies

glorifying

kek

Certain denominations don't like "welcoming in evil" even if you're killing them

Carmack backpedaled on that later on and said there's room for story-driven vidya

I'd presume like slop, but with parrying

He likes scrimblo games.

I've hated this shit since back when we just called it QTEs.

I wish people would because, like every other phrase spoken, it has lost all meaning.

Derogatory buzzword that originated here spouted by people who are too shit at games that feature them. Parries 100% filter Anon Babble. It's happened with Sekiro, Nioh, Lies of P, Khazan and even something like E33. Never take it seriously, as anyone who uses that term is a casual who wants journalist mode shit.

reboot the series in 2016 by slightly moving out of what's popular at the time

moderate success, with most criticism coming from the popular tropes attached (ex: forced cutscenes/story/lore)

fast forward 9 years

try to copy other popular game mechanics at the time

still hang on to the previously criticized stuff

people don't like it

it's really all a mystery

Anon Babble when a game has a defensive mechanic besides just walking out of an attack's range

NTA but simpthetic man is the ugliest jewtuber I have ever seen, not kidding. he literally has no choice in the matter. beggers can't be fucking chosers, man

take your faux rediscovered faith and shove it up your ass along with your pearls

Disliking a mechanic automatically means that you must be bad at it

So tired of hearing this fucking preschool-tier shit.
There is literally nothing difficult about the parrying in this game, you can even alter the timing in the settings menu to make it even more stupidly easy than it already is. The difficulty is not the issue, it's just a shitty, boring & hamfisted mechanic.

why doesn't he do let's plays or vidya streams with his brother and that mexican fella? theyre funny af. feel like they could become as big as oneyplays if they did more shit together beyond the podcast

simp can't stand it if he is not the star of the show. you can clearly see this in every podcast. he is way less entertaining and funny than his brother and tomas and he knows it

this
total fromfag death

Just a buzzword the Eternaltrannies made up in their endless seethe over this game BTFOing them.

youtubers are now stealing Anon Babble lingo.

E33

now

they should have ripped off the game with the better parry mechanics

This game tried too hard to make the Doom Slayer look badass that he ends up coming across as lame.

45~ minute pair of videos where some noviews nigger is just reading the kiwi thread

thanks i hate it

Yeah this is how you knew he was crossing the line from merely "feeling bad about breaking his word" (how he presented the whole guilt complex thing over him inadvertently making drama mere days after telling her he wouldn't make drama) to full on simping. He straight up ignores every superchat that insults Kirsche. If this was really about him feeling bad about him making drama, why would he care about what a superchatter says and not just read it? It's literally just reading the words someone else is paying for you to say.

I believe "Mad at the Internet" was made by Null/Joshua Moon

the proper term is parrykino, but faggot shitters call it parryslop because they got filtered

parry shit is obnoxious because it's just glorified simon-says game design that demands x input at y time, every time, with little to no variance ever
if you've done it once, you've done it a million times - it doesn't matter how heckin epic cinematic the instakill 'reward' for capitulating to it is between titles

I just want god old action gameplay back. this fromfaggotry timeline fucking sucks

Synth is hated by Anon Babble for ultimately arbitrary reasons

Kiwifarms takes up the mantle instead

Suddenly they make him a thread trying to force him as a lolcow

Now Anon Babble likes Synth again for ultimately arbitrary reasons

And no I could not care less about any hecking drama because as far as I can tell all he did was express his heterosexuality in a way that wasn't based enough for his 70 IQ stream chat.

Conveniently you forgot to put 9S in your list of games. Is that because people enjoyed playing it?

simping for a simp

lol lmao
what a pathetic existence

I feel obligated to because I live about 20 minutes away from him. Honestly all the hate Synth gets is cope. It was cope when he shat on Doom Eternal, it was cope when he got schizo over Tears of the Kingdom, it was cope when normalfags got triggered by his Fallout review, it was cope when r/GCJ posted a literal random gooner to pretend it was him and it was cope when he "betrayed" his retarded fanbase. I'll never watch his streams or give him money, hell I stopped watching his uploads because he's gotten a tad repetitive. But he's still the best at making people seethe and that's all that matters. ESPECIALLY the Gradius autist, who will never let that shit down.

have you met him? is he as miserable as he presents himself on stream IRL?

Fromsoft and DEI cultists should get lynched.