need dunmer gf
Need dunmer gf
dunmer drow druchii drukhari I love them all
That is some Nord's wife you're posting!
Dunmer gf that makes fun of your human cock
Dunmer are described as total sluts in some books in Daggerfall.
well yeah, they worship Mephala
The same book then mentions that this idea is wrong.
I'm going by the joke book where the punchline of every Dunmer joke was that they're whores.
And I'm going by the Barenziah book that everyone quotes but apparently nobody has read.
cute ash-fu
For me, it's Argonian and Khajiit women
Yup.
This honors the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned
I wish Dunmer women had brown skin.
I equally love western dark elves and japanese dark elves
Kawaii catgirls? In my TES?
Mixed race couples are wrong
Yes, nord women are for the nords.
But it's fine if it's a nord male x mer.
That Khajiit is a man
Unfortunately she doesn't have a tail. You might as well be fucking a Bosmer who eats moonsugar instead of human flesh.
Can Mer even breed with Men? We don't see any half-elves in TES, do we?
Bretons.
Yes we do, there's Agronak gro-Malog and the entire Breton and Reachman races.
Bretons are mostly Imperial + High Elf half-breeds.
What would you pay for Dunmeri bathwater?
What alchemical effects does it have?
Still waiting for ZOS to let us romance Naryu.
It's been a decade...
they look nothing like anime elf waifus in any TES game and they all have granny smoker voices
dunmer women have negative appeal
What if Azura was a streamer
They look ugly ingame so no
Wrong
Just a reminder Nerevar is the greatest
she hates your kind you know
it's more likely than you think
*need Azura gf
ftfy
Are Dunmer soles white?
Dark elf?
More like
DORK elf!
Elder Scrolls is retarded. There’s long standing lore saying the Bretons were a product of race mixing but simultaneously it was established during the Skyrim launch time that mixed kids inherent the race of their mothers.
go to india, the women there hate their men
He wants dunmer, not dungmer.
This ^
But only underaged ones
Bretons are literally the result of mer men raping the shit out of nedic women
Nobody likes Indian men, iirc they perform even worse than black guys in dating aps.
mer men
Restore Stamina
Resist Fire
Fortify Destruction
Weakness to Poison
I’m the whodunit quest in oblivion the dark elf guest and the rich guy are attracted to one another so very possible.
Successive generations pick up a bit more of the father's race. Given long enough, you end up with mutts. But with just one generation, the child is just the mother's race.
Stinky neet Azura...
It makes sense to me. The interbreeding over who knows how long created an offshoot race, and it's remarkable because it normally doesn't change the offspring.
it was established during the Skyrim launch time
Wrong, that lore is way older.
Also, quoting "Notes on Racial Phylogeny", the lorebook where all this bullshit originated:
Generally the offspring bear the racial traits of the mother, though some traces of the father's race may also be present
>>>>>>>though some traces of the father's race may also be present
It just means that the mother's traits are more common, nothing more than that. The milk-coffee-colored goblinos that we generally get in real life are rare.
tfw no dark elf witch gf to knock me out and steal my clothes
I want to bite elf ears...
Would you accept a burly male orc
hmm no
Too bad
This is hotter than the thot, no idea why she is freaking out.
haha why is it so big and barbaric?
you would never see a dunmer man with something so savage
girls are self-conscious
shocking, I know
Do mer or men have larger dicks?
Men
Ask the elven girls that decided to go HMEF
nord male x mer male*
then play og daggerfall
wish i was a skull on a shelf in an elf girl's room
so thats how arena kahjiits looks like in morrowind
Who is the objectively best dunmer wife in Skyrim?
Bosmer have to have the biggest dicks
Think about it logically, the entire Bosmer race would fall apart if this weren't the case
Also explain pic related
yes bretons are result or elfs fucking slave human women nothing contradictory
What do the various Elder Scrolls races women smell like
The only one I've got so far is Redguard = cocoa butter
I imagine Dunmer women smell like cigarette ash
Didn’t some Dunmer Queen of Cyrodiil literally take barbed Khajit dick in front of an entire crowded tavern?
bosmer: meat sweats
And I'm going by the fact that the thought of Dunmer women being whores makes my penis big.
It took generations for Bretons to become a thing
who else BLACKED her star
I can't listen to argonian women. They sound like the desert grew a dick and fucked the throat of the living embodiment of emphysema.
And instead of cum it shot out an amalgamation of drought, tar-lung, and barbed wire.
Why the fuck do amphibians sound so fucking dry?
men as in male, you retard
I always do that as the black star is superior to the normal star what with it being able to trap both white souls and black souls
I do wonder what the consequences might be, but then you are a special snowflake, so perhaps she won't do shit
All the male Nord stream viewers will shout for her cute disheveled look, but the hater dunmers and argonians who watch will use it to cancel and harass her because now they saw her real face or whatever.
You cut that out.
they need their throat lubricating, if you know what i mean
You’re thinking of Barenziah and yes
Merfags say shit like this and act like Queen Barenziah wasn’t doing all she could to avoid elf men.
Tiber Septim fucked and impregnated this
This might have solved men and mer relations to be honest, having dragon blood mer might make things more interesting.
see
Reminder you can marry into House Telvanni in Skyrim
He did knock her up but got pissed and forced her to abort. Tiber septim was a dick.
Given how she had spent her entire life before then getting creampied by every male she encountered that child would have been doomed from all its inherited stds