Console name + number

kek

It does feel weird to me that they didn't even name it something like

Super Switch

Switch: Advance

just a fucking soulless "Switch 2"

80 million and zero games

snoys are cattle

Lmao

MOOOOOOOOM, THEY'RE USING THE NUMBER 2, WHEN SONY USED THE NUMBER 2 FIRST, TWENTY YEARS AGO! THEY CANNOT DO THAT!

Holy shit snoys btfo

You have already chosen your pitiful end

Sony is gonna be so FUCKED after the Playstation 63

You have already chosen your pitiful end

5000+ games and counting are on the ps5 you seething pc fattie !

This but you

I've seen OPs BTFO in the rain...

Darren samefagging again.

that one tendie samefagging responses to his own post

Pathetic

There are no games. Unlike playstation. Playstation has all games. Shitendo has none. Playstation is the truth. You will never have the truth. You. Lost.

And that's what they did
List of Nintendo Switch 2 exclusives at launch:

Mario Kart World

That's it really.

Snoys samefagging.
AGAIN

KEK

That's not an exclusive, it's yet another port of 8. Renaming a port doesn't make it a new game.

no u

Why can't snoys meme?

Tendies are the only ones who do that. You are False. You will never have the truth. I have all the truth. You want my truth, but you will never have it. You have already chosen your pitiful end

Playstation has all the memes. You have none. You have already chosen your pitiful end

How many katanas and trench coats do you own?

preorders below 750k globally

panic behind the scenes

Shitendo will be bankrupts

where the games though?
Unironically, I haven't touched my switch ever since brothership came out and I give 0 shit about the mario kart rehash

You. Have. Already. Chosen. Your. Pitiful. End.

Spoilering text for emphasis is a symptom of ASD

OP BLOW THE FUCK OUT so hard holy shit!

Can the mods ban him to show all the deleted posts just replying to his own post like they do whenever he pretends to be Eric?

Yes, but that does not answer my question at all you turbo autist

You have already chosen your pitiful end

That's literally incorrect.

I. Know. It's. Fucking. Awesome.

Your the crazie o/ne, Eric.

False. You have no truth. You are false. Always have been. Always will be. I have the truth. I have all the truth. Playstation is the truth. You will never have the truth. Tendies will always be false. Shitendo will be bankrupts. You have already chosen your pitiful end

Probably because I don't debate trolls.

lmao talking like a tryhard edgy tranime character, can't make this shit up

True brother, I also don't understand why people are so excited for another GTA V port just because they put VI in the title this time.

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Samefag

That guy who doxxed himself a half dozen times? He doesn't exist. My evidence? Well, if he exists, he makes me look bad, and we can't have that!

try again

messiah complex

You're like less than 10 years from killing yourself

They tried that with the Wii U, though much worse, and it did so poorly it frightened them away from ever doing it again.

PUT ME IN THE STICKY TOOOOOOOO

Snoytrannies btfo

You have already chosen your pitiful end

OWNED fucking hard lol

It's really insane how if I didn't get a PC I would have just stopped gaming after the PS4 because of how shit the PS5 is

Yes, we all know that everyone on Anon Babble constantly doxxes themself. Couldn't possibly be a falseflag. No, sir.
lmao
Go ahead. Show me screenshots of your own posts to "prove" that it was Eric.

kek

photoshop

Tendies are pathetic

Isn't that your argument against Darren existing? Only Eric doxxes himself, no tendie would ever do it for some reason. It would make your side look bad.

DELETE THIS YOU BITCH
I WILL RAPE YOUR MOTHER

this image is retarded, the ps vita came out before the wii u did. also sold more than the wii u did too

let's make a list with all the things Sony has invented so far:

numbers

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PC fattie using inspect element to hide the fact that he samefagged

sony lives rent free in your heads, ps phatties

mods please ban and expose the samefag

Darren

You mean that time eric doxxed a rando because he thought we made fun of him for doxxing himself and not the absolute train wreck of a life we found out we had due to the doxxing?

retarded take the ps5 is gonna get GTA6 and the switch 2 won't

Isn't that your argument against Darren existing?

Uh no.

overpriced console

overpriced games

no games

They are 2/3rds of the way there.

using inspect element

it's even easier now with Anon Babble x

never not relevant

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(You)
They need to range ban 3rd worlders already.
Especially ban the 5th world shithole that is India.

They really do now. In all the worst ways. Straight up cribbing Sony's censorship policies and methods for anime games with fanservice.

Damn

You have already chosen your pitiful end

Don't care.

Yeah, dude, totally. You Eric schizos can always tell when it's him
kek
He's in your walls right now.
I love that Eric conveniently started using tripcodes.

Better than calling the console wii u and then people buying games for their wii and having to sell them second hand because they don't work on it.

lol updooted put me in the epic reddit screenshot you win the internet

Your the crazie o/ne, Eric

No seriously, they even managed to create a near 1-1 copy of Mary Skelter 2's situation under PS4 with Tokyo Clanpool. Sony ought to sue.

You mean that thing he's been doing for a better part of a decade?

No, it's when a tendie doxxed himself by accident. You know. Doxxing yourself. Something that constantly happens here on Anon Babble. Wait, only Eric does it, right? Hmm, we need to move those goal posts again.

They're doing exactly that tho. Switch 2 has no games...

he's

You've been doing it alright

You deserve the industry you tolerate.

Baldur's Gate 3 is god tier, its only real flaw is that I cant fuck a cute Goblin, Halfling, Gnome or Dwarf girl. But at least I can have a full party of them nude.

Sure thing, bucko

The switch 2 has games, Erica.

You have already chosen your pitiful end

I don't play porn games or tranime

I live at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW in Washington, D.C.

Oops, doxxed myself again. I love Sony and hate Nintendo.

False. You have already chosen your pitiful end

Your the crazie o/ne Eric

oh boy, he's broken out the phone!

What pitiful end could he be talking about? Playing actual video games on my new Switch 2?

Nah, the one isn't using the actual trip

Nice pattern, recognition schizo, my name is Darren by the way.

Got ‘em

Don't know, you've been spamming it all the time. Epic new catch phrase that you invented

He's also much more skittish about using his trips after we came back up from the hack. He's also changed his catchphrase from "You are mentally I'll [sic]" as well to " You have already chosen your pathetic end"

reminder that eric has admitted to having a CP folder.

You are mentally I'll

Yeah, that totally wasn't a schizo tendie spamming it all the time, couldn't be. It was Eric. I looked over his shoulder him when he typed it.

after over a decade of being an absolute blight on the board, his ONLY tactic is still to this very day screeching "NO U!"

Someone needs to track down the special ed teacher he sang call me maybe to, she has STORIES, I'm sure

Snoysissies... Our thread backfired...

What is up with these seethe threads lately? is that snoy schizo pretending to be a tendie?

This board is your entire life, isn't it

Samefag broke out his phone and is discussing the lore of Eric with himself You're so pathetic.

Snoys BTFO

all he can do is accuse others of what he has been accused of.

It certainly is yours. Your constantly stalking Eric.
Couldn't be me. Keep me posted when Eric posts something new, loser.

Snoyim please

schizo tendie

No such thing

I know. Only Eric can use phones to samefag and doxx himself. Nobody else does this, because... they just don't OKAY?!

Your constantly stalking Eric.

Nah I don't need to. He shows up and finds me in threads about things I enjoy.

You aren't smart enough to pull it off

No, trust me, it's much more believable that there's a massive global conspiracy going all the way up to miyamoto and the yakuza to concoct the perfect falseflag identity where he waited in cover for 20 years, forging every documentation and facet of his life to be the most embarrassing shit possible all for the purposes of making their competitor look bad on a backwater Vietnamese underwater basketball weaving and sumerian lithograph internet forum 18 years past its prime, rather than there being a retard on the internet who says stupid things sometimes.

shouldn't you be resting up for the famitsu thread tomorrow?

It really is just a Switch 1 with slightly better spec and you cant really name it Switch 1.1.

He surely does that, schizo.

it goes so much deeper

You have already chosen your pitiful end

This isn't where Darren came from. Nice try with your extremely obvious falseflag attempt and retarded tripcode shit again tho.

Uh yeah he's a basic bitch troll who doxxed himself trolling. Why dont you lurk more instead of defending your butt buddy trolls, ok kiddo?

this should include miyamoto/furukawa/bowser ready to press a big red button to brick the innocent playstation fan's switch 2

it's the switch pro. They used the number because they already messed up with the "new" nintendo 3DS

You will fill it with "your mentally i'll" again. Good for you.

Imagine being a snoy after this!

Ohnononononono AHAHAHAHAHA

If you made a thread talking about how the switch 2 scans your wifi for a ps5 and bricks itself if it detects one on the same wifi, you could probably get that jeet pirat nation on xitter to make a whole thread about it as if it were verified fact.

I know, right? Just like that tendie retard who's obsessed with Eric, Darren, who also doxxed himself.

lol

what? is your brain melting down now?

Doesn't look like it.

WiiU traumatized them

Why all of this projection? Take your meds or kill yourself already.

The difference is that eric was a known and identifiable schizo long before he doxxed himself. We called him "blunderfag" since we didn't know his name back then.

i think the bot is broken guys

mfw I make a bait thread and it backfires but daddy George Cacioppo will fuck my ass later

tranime

Is this really the average Nintendo fan now? Does it even occur to you that you're playing games on a Japanese console by a (ostensibly) Japanese company? That has released numerous "tranime" games themselves? Also, Senran Kagura is not porn, you retard.

Reminder that the mods CONFIRMED once and for all that the "eric" dox is not real and was fabricated. There is no such thing as "eric". There IS darren "dragonirian" "eric" weathers.

OP on suicide watch

Based idort

You have already chosen your pitiful end

link?

My voices called him that as well, fellow schizo and then he conveniently doxxed himself. Wasn't that just so embarrassing for him? Anon Babble. The place known for people constantly doxxing their own name and face, so awesome that it's only idiots who we hate.

tranime =/= I hate japan

Hope this helps.

only an idiot would do something so retarded

Yeah, that's what makes him a lolcow

The Switch launched with just BotW and it turned into a massive success.

The Switch 2 is launching with Mario Kart World and DK Bananza is coming a smidge over a month after launch (mid July). Not to mention the Switch 2 has access to all of the Switch's game library at launch while the Switch wasn't backwards compatible at all.

Gba and GC did it first

False.

YOU 100% COOKED OP

can't wait to see this on X later

Reminder that Eric's dad CONFIRMED once and for all that he doesn't love "eric"

That's 100% the face he makes when he shoves a PS Move inside of his ass while thinking of the Sony pedo VP.

There is no such thing as a "lolcow". There is no such thing as "eric" apart from YOU falseflagging. You are a delusional and deranged stalker. You have already chosen your pitiful end

Just like Darren

Op utterly destroyed

80 million consoles

0 games

Thanks for proving that snoys are cultists that will buy anything playstation

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE CAUSED THIRD IMPACT?

h0pe THiS helPS

Smarmy fucking r*dditor. You only accept Japan when it becomes a carbon copy of this shitty pozzed niggerfest that calls itself "western" culture.

The Kiwifarms thread on you is very enlightening.

Nice falseflag posts again, bringing out the classics.

They are the leftist of gaming so it makes sense

Go. Fuck. Your. Self.

Source?

u mad?

Here's your last reply.

Kek the PS5 is 5 years old.

What's it's defining game? Seriously, anyone?

That's Darren shoving joycons up his ass

Wait, did eric get an actual thread made about him? I've seen posts in the community watch thread on Anon Babble that HAVE to be about him, but I haven't seen his own thread.

kek snoys can't meme

Sony bros he got us.

Yeah, I made one posting my own posts claiming that it's Eric "doxxing himself" it's pretty fun. Those kiwi retards will believe every claim even if it's the dumbest thing imaginable

Ps5 has ALL games. And all truth. You have none. Games nor truth. You will always be false. Always. I have all the truth. There is none left for you. You have already chosen your pitiful end. You. Have. Already. Chosen. Your. Pitiful. End.

HAHAHA

Funny how snoys say "eric is a falseflag! he makes us look bad!", but not one of them ever says what they disagree with him on...

You will be taking your own life in less than 10 years.

Your the crazie o/ne, Eric, when will you conveniently 'doxx' yourself again?

Why is Lapras looking at me like that.

I am important. My life matters. People love me. Unlike you. Unlike all tendies. You have already chosen your pitiful end

still can't name a game

kek

GO FUCK YOURSELF. PS5 HAS ALL GAMES. YOU HAVE NONE. YOU. HAVE. ALREADY. CHOSEN. YOUR. PITIFUL. END.

Eric
Seek mental help

Bro, make your samefaggotry a little bit less obvious next time. Jesus Christ almighty.

You are now aware that it's entirely possible for Nintendo to release more exclusives for Switch 2 this year than Sony has for the entire lifespan of the PS5.

PONIES SEETHING

Esl monkey. Ook more for me, faggot.

Samefag

I made it up because Kiwifarms sets him off

Aw

op right now

Erik
Seek mental help

Samefag Darren "dragonirian" "eric" weathers

Samefag

cry about it

What do you call switch 3 then? Can you think 5 minutes into the future, negro?

You certainly are crying now, princess

This is all it takes to get (You)s

you'll survive

I got it!

There wont be one because shitendo will be bankrupts

Big oof...