All the crying about Switch 2’s game key cards is beyond pathetic. It’s only a problem for third party games...

All the crying about Switch 2’s game key cards is beyond pathetic. It’s only a problem for third party games, and if you’re dumb enough to play third-party games on a Nintendo console, you deserve the inconvenience. That’s what the PS5 is for, retards.

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it's literally superior to getting a piece of cardboard in the case with a DL code.

They showed no games. No reason to buy yet.

haha, it's just everyone else

just don't buy any games, except wahoo bing bing

yeah, fuck indies too

Where does this belief that third party game don't matter on Nintendo come from? It's obviously dumb and Nintendo themselves doesn't agree.

PC's already do it, so idc if a console does it.

indies on physical cart saved the Shitch
Nintendo only made crap, or ported old Wii + Wii U games over (most of these downgrades)

going all out eh, eric?

list 5 well made original IP games released by Endo on the Shitch

who's Endo?

the ones that fuck you in the ass and you pretend to like it

ever wonder why your dad abandoned you eric?

Just buy NoGameStation5

lol
I'll be playing all 3rd games on my Switch 2

must be weird not having anybody come on ya

All this shilling is beyond pathetic. Just deal with it, bot. Nobody's buying.

That’s what the PS5 is for

*gaming PC

must be weird being hated by your father

ARMS
Ring Fit Adventure
Astral Chain
Buddy Mission Bond
Game Builder Garage

Now you list 5 well made original IP games released by Sony and MS on PS5 and Xbox Series

ARMS

hahaha

Ring Faggot

hahaha, not even a "game"

Astral Chain

shit, also 3rd party developer

Buddy Mission Bond

sweating, aren't you

So you only got shit, gotcha

wow, who could have seen this response coming.

Astral Chain is a Nintendo IP

I list garbage

I get called out

oh noes, I saw that actually coming

Must be weird having nobody come on you

No one cares about this child trash

it's garbage and a 3rd party developer
and it also failed, because it's garbage duh
Platinum are fucking hacks, all they are doing is shitty hack'n slash games.

Now you list 5 well made original IP games released by Sony

Shitch is below even PS4

Gravity Rush
Tokyo Jungle
Tearaway
Bloodborne
The Last Guardian
Nioh
Days Gone

And if we add non-games too, then garbage like Detroit: Become Human

I accept your concession, simp.

Nioh

also on pc :)

+Ghost of Tsushima
+Death Stranding

+Astro Bot, which is more Nintendo than Nintendo has been in the last 10 years

everything is on PC-garbage

Nothing wrong with playing third party games on Nintendo consoles.

unless you don't own them anymore, because Nin-ENDO fucks over 3rd party devs

To think we have to look to marvelous as our saviors.

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But they did?

XSEED

Aren't these the censorship happy ones that lie to fans?

Bloodborne

From Software. Sony has exclusive rights.

The faggot included shit like Astral Chain, so it's fair. Plus Bloodborne is actually a good game, unlike Astral Shit.

indies on physical cart saved the Shitch

No. Most of the best selling titles are first party exclusives. Indies only played a part of it.

shit overpriced ports of Wii U games

fixed that for you
indies on physical cart literally saved the Shitch

Mario Kart 8 (Wii U port)
Animal Crossing (it's Animal Crossing, nothing original)
Smash Bros (basically a Wii U port)
Breath of the Wild (downgraded Wii U port)
Odyssey (shit game)
New Super Mario Bros U (downgraded Wii U port)

It's over.

get a ps5

Fuck that, I'm not getting a ps5 when almost all of third party games are coming to the switch 2. I dont give a rats ass if it's digital

CONSOOM SWITCH 2: the post

AGAIN^4,693

There's plenty of reasons to not bother with switch 2, and for my money, the only reason to get it is for the enhanced gamecube games, BUT, since NSO is ine of the many reasons I'm passing, it pains me to ultimately pass on the gamecube revisits as well

Steamies in a nutshell

but but Endo will release Odyssey 2 with even more shit moons for unskilled plebs
and release another Zelda
and another Splatoon with the exact same game as Splatoon 1 was
and release another Animal Crossing

WHERE WILL I REPLAY THE SAME GAMES OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN IF NOT ON THE SHITCH 2?

At least we aren't pcfags

and Zelda Wind Waker 4k for $80 and the retards will buy it instead of getting the superior Wii U port

How long until it's security gets busted open so I don't have to pay for games?

who is Endo?

He's trying again after pic related failed

Obligatory mario kart game, EnHaNcEmEnTs for "switch 2 versions", muh indies, and seth rogan-kong odyssey

Compelling for some, but not me. As long as Internet is -REQUIRED- for the switch 2 to function, and I have to pay a subscription to play gc games, I'm not getting one

inb4 accusations of poorfagging, the switch 2 shill's only defense

I can afford it, but if I don't have to pay for garbage, I simply won't.

the one that fucks you in your tendie ass

but who are they?

I lie

it's le funny

actual reality:
and that's just new IPs

hehe let's find a way to sneakily distract from the disaster of the PS5 by mentioning the PS4, akshually

Nin-ENDO, fucking retarded tendie
the ones with the "love hotels" (prostitution)

I don't know who that is. I looked it up but didn't get any results.

PS3+PS4+Vita don't count!!!

the Switch is on the level of a PS5

lmao
tendie coping

yeah, I can't believe Sony is going to monitor peoples Voice chats and label them if they do problematic things.

t. retarded ChatGPT

So pro-Endo posts are made by bots, got it

begging for people to do reverse engineering for you

i have 0 problems with piracy, but muh pirate gamers are so fucking annoying. the sheer entitlement to the hard work of engineers who do this stuff off-the-clock pisses me off.
if you don't want a switch 2 but want an emulator, beg a friend who has one to give it to you or sell it to you and start trying to dump ROM chips or open up the SoC

that's actually Endo.
Endo also stores photos and movies of children.
I heard the Shitch 2 records 24/7.

Again, none of the indies are on the best selling lists. Out of the top 10, only 3 were Wii U ports/Remasters.

who is Endo?!

Yeah they killed Senran kagura. But they also brought over Sakuna. But they also made farming games gay(literally). Damned if you do, damned if you don't kinda situation.

Wokey kong

no buy

>PS3+PS4+Vita don't count!!!

correct

>the Switch is on the level of a PS5

point out where i said that
the switch 2 is decent mobile hardware that'll be usurped in 2 years by the state-of-the-art. i don't care. i want a machine that can run the fire emblems of last gen with some more shader effects and stable 60 FPS at 1080p. you don't need a PS5 for that

eric is so assblasted about Nintendo that he has to come up with a separate name for them, ala "voldemort"

Growing up I wanted everyone I knew to play video games
Now I want them all to fuck back off to the hobbies they ruined for themselves

He's officially become just like a Twitter tranny.

le best sellers

are you fucking retarded?
indies on physical cart saved the Shitch for Collector's and actual Nintendo fans, because those already have a Wii U, which makes most Switch Endo games pointless

only 3

actually 4, which is plain ridiculous and the rest was garbage

let's count Pokemon games

3rd party

but there's Mario Party

lol

the Shitch is literally a PS5

you are retarded, okay.

I love watching his meltie

what is it about this device that drives anons crazy?
they talk about how much they hate it and how the games will suck, but they're constantly frothing at the mouth to emulate the games to completion. is it envy? is it poverty? is it mental illness?

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. It's a remaster.
Animal Crossing is Animal crossing. Same can be said with Ps5 sellers. Marvel's spiderman is spiderman and God of War of God of Snore. Nothing original.
Smash Ultimate is a new game. Just because it uses assets from Smash 4, doesn't mean it's a port. That's like saying TLOU 2 is a port of TLOU because it uses assets from the previous games.
How is BOTW Switch downgraded. Plays at a better resolution and framerate in both handheld and docked.
Odyssey is rated very well.
New Super Mario Bros U is not downgraded and has new characters.

That faggot tendie tranny counts Breath of the Wild DLC as actual games lol

we made this lol physics shit for Breath of the Wild

sell it as a "new game"

but it's the same map, literally

DO IT, OUR FAN TRANNIES ARE RETARDED

ok

schizoid has to lie

meds now

It's so fucking funny too. Nobody is telling anyone to buy it. Nobody is console warring comparing it to another platform and saying it is better. They're just seething because people are excited and happy.

Yeah, it'll take more than this for me to forgive Marvelous for their role in killing Senran Kagura and pozzing Rune Factory.

enjoy 30 fps then

So one port then with Mario Kart.

Excited and happy for what?

remaster

no, it's a shitty PORT, you dumb fuck

that other game doesn't count!!

Animal Crossing is literally the same shit over and over again

Smash is a new game

lol
you are mentally ill

how is breath of the troon downgraded

Watch the original presentation, troon

Odyssey rated well

for retarded reviewers, which are stupid and corrupt, it's a shit game

New Super Mario Bros U is not downgraded

it literally is, on Wii U it's 5 players, not 4, you stupid troon, and it has asychronous multiplayer, if you want it
Plus the Wii U release has all videos on disc
The downgraded Shitch release has all the videos on Endo servers, aka not on cart, because Endo is cheap as fuck

literally all ports
at least Wii U had Splatoon

Video games

because those already have a Wii U

13 Million Wii U sold vs 140M Switches..?
Pokémon Games are not third party. They are published by Nintendo. Similar to how Insomniac Games makes Spiderman but are published under Sony.

actually 4, which is plain ridiculous and the rest was garbage

No. 3. BOTW. MK8D and NSMBU Deluxe.

Meh. Only one that looked interesting was donkey kong

You can always buy digital games... Also key cards are not that bad because you see subhumans like EA still selling code in box games that you can't resell and to this day you can still redownload wii games even with the Wii shop dead so this fear of not being able to download a game after you are a grandpa is a nothing burger.

Looks like one port, and it was enhanced. Spells good news for Switch 2 when it's launching with a brand new exclusive mario kart and not a port.

you are mentally ill

*gasp* he typed it correctly.
also quit acting like a child and just say "Nintendo"

I can't speak for other anons, although I'm sure your theories are mostly spot on, mine is out of principle
I don't like how Nintendo barely even trying to hide how cheap and obsessed they are with piracy for this console, and so far, I just want it for soul calibur 2 remastered (?), but because I have shit weather, and our Internet isn't always working, I refuse to pay for a system, to subsequently pay for a service, that I can only utilize if there hasn't been a retarded storm that week

yes, those other people are non-gamers and not actual Nintendo fans.
Remember how badly the Gamecube sold?
That also was just the actual Nintendo fans.

For me it was Mario Kart World.

After nearly a decade of the same game I’m burnt out on Mario kart, ironic

That's fine. I'm still buying it.

Pokémon Games are not third party

Nintendo has only 32% of the shares of the Pokemon company, fucking liar.
Pokeshit is 3rd party, literally

similar to Spiderman

False, you fucking troon. Spiderman is actually owned by Snoy. Pokemon is not owned by Nintendo, dumb fuck.

bimeo james
many people are excited for kirby air ride, the new DK game, and yes, the new mario kart. metroid and the old zelda games look great at their higher fidelities

but you can just emulate them like that

people are excited to emulate them at those fidelities and framerates handheld. not even the powerful PC handhelds can do TOTK at 55-60 FPS consistently.
now that work on the popular switch emus has been halted, making metroid prime 4 work well on them will be a much slower patch job, if it comes into fruition at all

t. emufag

pointless open world, shitty tracks
looks like shit
and that's all there is, no Mario, nothing

At least the Shitch got the unfinished Shitch port of Mario Odyssey, which was originally a Wii U game

Cool. I’m not

pokemon is second party dumbfuck

are you just making your own realities now?

stop spreading your ass for Endo
Iwata would be ashamed of you

false, Pokemon Company is not owned by Nintendo, retard. It's a 3rd party game, fully owned by the Pokemon Company, not Nintendo.

And hey, I'm helping you out. You don't want that shit stain on Nintendo's track record.

Your prerogative. Enjoy Donkey Kong.

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I probably won’t buy that either, 800+ just for one game isn’t worth it

everyone that isn't a tendie troon says the tracks look boring as fuck. Long straight roads.
You see some of us actually watched the shitty live streams and also know how great Mario Kart 8 was on the U.

no, it's a shitty PORT, you dumb fuck

It's not downgraded.

Animal Crossing is literally the same shit over and over again

Right, so the same can be said with other Pony best sellers.
Yes, smash ultimate is a new game. Just like TLOU2 is a new game. Stop lying

Watch the original presentation, troon

Looks like the same. The only differences are the gyro stuff for the Wii U gamepad. Those are hardware differences.

for retarded reviewers, which are stupid and corrupt, it's a shit game

But users have rated it pretty good as well. Not just reviewers.

it literally is, on Wii U it's 5 players, not 4, you stupid troon, and it has asychronous multiplayer, if you want it

The fifth player was the gamepad. Nothing of value was lost. The sales speak for itself. Nobody cared about the asychronous multiplayer.

you are one dumb nigger eric.

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It super switch, get it right.

Suit yourself.

how great Mario Kart 8 was on the U

picrel

yes, it is downgraded, it doesn't have all the content of the Wii U original, cope

TLOU2 is literally the same as The Last Troons of Us

factually incorrect
Smash has tons of recycled content, which isn't surprising, it's a fucking port

>watch the presentation

I didn't

Lying troon

users

lying troons are mentally ill and can't play actual games that require skill
Odyssey is garbage

fifth player was the gamepad

so it's literally downgraded, lying troon

I accept your concession.

I don't like how Nintendo barely even trying to hide how cheap and obsessed they are with piracy for this console

I agree. Piracy doesn't hurt the bottom line since avoidable piracy is a consequence of not extending your markets to other regions (ie shitty south american pricing) and unavoidable piracy (who are otherwise unpaying customers -- i know a lot of nintendo fans who pirate alongside buying the games anyway) is a very niche population of people

I refuse to pay for a system, to subsequently pay for a service, that I can only utilize if there hasn't been a retarded storm that week

that's understandable, but my question was directed less at people who are upset about this launch and more people who are *crazy* to tear it down like it's the bane of the industry.

this business about game key cards is weird to me because it opens up a lot of opportunities to port games without insane asset compression. maybe my perspective is different because i buy almost all my games digitally on steam, but I still like physical first party nintendo releases.
that, and the endgame of games preservation is in the form of completely digitized libraries anyway. you can download the entire GBA catalogue and it runs you less than 100 GB (maybe even less than 10 GB, iirc)

There are no indie physical releases on switch 2 yet that I know of, but we'll probably see some in june what with summer games fest and LRG's yearly livestream

wikipedia nonsense

fuck off, retarded tranny
Pokemon is not owned by Nintendo, case closed
Pokemon is also not a Nintendo IP

we will totally see indies going with 64 GB carts

lolololol

yeah, I will accept overpriced shit from LRG

lololol

and that's it, but it's fine, I take it up the ass

only $55 from LRG + tip + shipping

is it envy? is it poverty? is it mental illness?

It's all three. PC fatties seethe and froth at the mouth at consoles but are the ones asking when the switch 2 will be cracked. Poor, pirating thieves the lot of them.

Nintendo owns pokemon much as game freak does anon... They literally share the IP.

bravely default HD

Not on PS5

yakuza 0 director's cut

Not on PS5
That's not even getting into games that are arguably better fits for switch 2 like dragon quest I+II 2DHD and puyo puyo tetris

Nintendo is contracting out Pokemon games

despite not owning Pokemon

????

nintendolife.com/news/2019/08/report_suggests_nintendo_doesnt_want_to_overdo_mobile_microtransactions

Nintendo "doesn't like the idea of players shelling out on in-game purchases and isn't interested in making lots of money" from a single mobile game.

The Pokémon Company is "more willing" to make money out of the smartphone business.

but but but that doesn't count

but but but Pokemon is Nintendo

retard

but but but Nintendo is fine with Pokemon on shitphones

no, they don't control Pokeslop

i'm mostly a pc player but preordered a switch 2. pc and nintendo is easily the combo that makes the most sense to play the most games, and it's the one most of my friends fall into

Up until the Switch era, Nintendo consoles rarely got the major third-party heavy hitters. Now that they do, it’s still a joke because third-party games take a huge hit in graphics and performance. Playing third-party games on a Nintendo console is just plain dumb

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lmao
more lies from the tranny

but it was real in my mind

Also CDPR with their woke nonsense and body type slop in cyberpunk

Sounds like you’re the one seething about your exclusive club not being exclusive

Yes, TLOU2 is literally the same. Same Zombie simulator but more pozzed and re-used assets. A series uses recycled content. Like Smash 4 used assets from Brawl. It's a SERIES.

lying troons are mentally ill and can't play actual games that require skill

Odyssey is garbage
So all the people who bought odyssey are lying troons and shills because you said so? Just like Troons of Us 2?

so it's literally downgraded, lying troon

That is due to hardware. Again. Nothing of value was lost.

Lying troon

Again, what was downgraded exactly?

depends on the third party game. older third parties and indies play splendidly on the switch and will continue to play splendidly on the switch 2

yes, great combo if you are fine with not owning anything

I own everything, in fact I have backups of backups of everything I own.

If it's real on your mind then you should take your meds because they will disappear soon after. I'm worried about your mental health.

hmmm, so which platform lets you own everything?

PS5 does, because there are no games to own!

TLOU2 is the same game as TLOU

re-used assets

okay, so you are unironically mentally ill
I can't stand that shit series, but what you are saying is simply untrue and lies.

but uhhh they reused a few character models, because it's the same characters

that's literally like Smash

all the people who enjoy Odyssey are lying troons

not just lying troons, but also retarded normies and stupid special needs children
the game is shit, cased closed
you get shitty moons just for walking 5 meters, it's ridiculous.
If you like that, you are mentally ill and should look for help.

PS4 has tons of games fully on disc, with no required downloads, cope

but I want the latest woke trash

I don't.

For me, I don't care for pc gaming. I find it soulless. The only edge it has over console gaming at this point is mods and I don't care too much for those

PS5 + Switch 2 is the patrician combo.

The amount of anti-Switch 1/2 videos I've seen on youtube is crazy. Some videos compare Nintendo to Valve and say Valve is better. Valve doesn't even make anything except run gambling and a store page.

Have fun waiting until 2027 for a crack you seething PC fattie

to be fair Valve and Nintendo are on the same level of bad, with Nintendo slightly being better, because Nintendo for now doesn't brick old hardware.

Consoles are for exclusives. The PS5, as far as I'm aware, has zero exclusives. The Switch may have a considerable number of third party exclusives. If it does, well just emulate it lol.

It is true what I said. It re-uses assets and movement and gameplay. Simple as. Like a series. Smash 4 uses assets and some modes from Brawl, Therefore Smash 4 is a port of Brawl.

not just lying troons, but also retarded normies and stupid special needs children

the game is shit because I said so.

you get shitty moons just for walking 5 meters, it's ridiculous.

So like 64. gotcha.

the deck has sold 3 million while the switch's 150 million.

If this doesn't tell you how autistic, deranged and delusional pc fatties are, idk what will.

PS5 has games that are fully on disc.

Sunshine I meant

The ps5 is the best way to play all third party/multiplat titles under the sun.

PC and xbox is shit.

The Switch may have a considerable number of third party exclusives

Those don't exist in modern times, almost nothing third party stays exclusive. They port the game to PC for the Chinese market.

I pirate some harder to find old games, but otherwise I'm not afraid to buy. But to have a system reverse engineered, even at times at the expense of the consumer, to be anti piracy

people who are *crazy* to tear it down like it's the bane of the industry

If I had to guess, I'd say because Nintendo was in some regards, the last holdout for modern corpo bs, but as the first system post-iwata, and I imagine no control from the Yamauchi family, it appears to have gone full hog corpo

He said Ps5 in the OP, you retard.

I don’t need to wait, your anger sustains me here in the moment

there is shooting

therefore they reused shooting

so full on retarded, got it
Again: I hate that series, but what you say is totally untrue and lies.
Smash is literally the same shit game over and over.

Smash 4 is a port of Brawl

basically
at least Smash for Wii U was the first HD one, that at least is something
Smash on Shitch is just a shitty port, that's all

Like 64

Seems you haven't played 64.
You have to do something in 64, there are also actually hidden stars.
the game isn't interrupted every fucking 5 seconds with a shitty jingle
64 can't be like Odyssey, because it has only around 10% of the amount of SHIT MOONS in Odyssey

And 64 also doesn't have SHIT in game "achievement" moons for jumping 5000 times or some other shit, which isn't even cumulative, which means if you reach multiple thresholds, you have to collect these SHIT MOONS over and over and over, always listening and waiting for that SHIT JINGLE to fucking end.

Odyssey is basically a Mario game in female form, totally annoying and easy.

Gamecube got fucking all of them you retard, it was the Wii that started it, literally only two and a half console generations, but you're probably like 18 so you don't even know what a gamecube is

he

Provide proof that this one poster is actually the OP.
That faggot asked for Sony releases and he got BTFO'd out.
And going for PS4 releases when comparing them to Shitch release is 100% fair.

You're the one that's angry, you're throwing a tantrum and having a mental breakdown

You are very bad at gaslighting.

almost nothing

Ok so why did you even post this shit?

OP says it here -- >>Now you list 5 well made original IP games released by Sony and MS on PS5 and Xbox Series

moving the goalposts much

that random poster is OP

where is the proof, liar?

The Shitch is a PS5

it's not, it's a shitty PS3, that doesn't even get to the PS4. Cope troon

Also PS5 can play those games, cope, so they count. Cope.

Gamecube got fucking all of them

No it didn't you stupid fucking retard

The gamecube missed out on:

Grand Theft Auto III, Vice City, San Andreas

Final Fantasy X / X-2

Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty & 3: Snake Eater

Devil May Cry series

Silent Hill 2–4

Okami

Dragon Quest VIII

Shadow of the Colossus

Persona 3 and 4

Tekken 4, 5

Gran Turismo 3 & 4

SoulCalibur III

Tales of the Abyss

Onimusha series

Midnight Club series

Need for Speed: Most Wanted (2005) GameCube got a version but later ones like Carbon skipped

Beyond Good & Evil 2 (only the first game was on GameCube)

Shin Megami Tensei series (Atlus)

Virtua Fighter 4 (Sega)

Yakuza 1 & 2 (Sega)

Guitar Hero / Rock Band (Harmonix/Activision)

and many more

You got absolutely BTFO dumb ass nigger. Next time, don't talk about shit you don't know anything about. Better yet, just kill yourself

Don't you love it when the butthurt OP argues like a elementary school kid? How will he survive another week without killing himself?

moving goalposts

You don't know what gaslighting means, you are also genuinely a idiot that's also angry and seething so hard your head will explode

To say that it's dumb to expect the Switch to get meaningful third party exclusives because it's gotten like 1 (that's Japan only) since COVID. I shouldn't even need to mention the absolute state of third party exclusives on PS5.

no argument

projects his poor arguing skills and suicidal urges

Kill yourself immediately you seething retard lol

PS4

4

4

4

lol, lmao
every physical switch game is fully on disc, with like less than 10 exceptions :)

>but I want the latest woke trash

I don't.

but you're batting for the wokestation. picrel is your library of games. dustborn is your people's anthem :)

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It's literally true tho. It's a series. Uses same gameplay mechanics, same zombies and pretty much everything besides story and map. Just better textures, and new stealth stuff. It's the same shit over and over again. It's a series. Smash's gameplay can be compared to like Street fighter 5 using same mechanics as Street Fighter 4 or Tekken 7 using Tekken 6 stuff. It's quite normal.

at least Smash for Wii U was the first HD one, that at least is something

Soo, an up-res means it's not a port anymore. Got it.
You have to do something in 64, there are also actually hidden stars.
Odyssey also has hidden stars.

And 64 also doesn't have SHIT in game "achievement" moons for jumping 5000 times or some other shit,

It incentivizes players to make it more rewarding to explore not just for stars.

not sure if rude, or just a piece of shit.

every physical switch game is fully on disc, with like less than 10 exceptions :)

doesitplay.org/
No 81%
No* 11%
Yes* 2%
Yes 6&

Why lie?
And that isn't even including the fake physical releases with a shitty download code inside of it.

I find it soulless

in what sense?

The only edge it has over console gaming at this point is mods

and price
and availability
and general usability (work, art, music, videos, music, voip, making games, multitasking, etc..)
and modularity in settings (much less changing config files)
and community performance fixes
and emulation

I don't care too much for those

honestly, major loss but i can't convince you. all i'll say is that if there was an argument for "sovl," it'd be in the mods

The Shitch is a PS5

He didn't say that. He just asked for the titles released on Ps5.

it's not, it's a shitty PS3, that doesn't even get to the PS4. Cope troon

Because the handheld uses 2015 or earlier tech which wasn't possible at the time to reach ps4 levels at that price level.

Also PS5 can play those games, cope, so they count. Cope.

And the Switch 2 can play Switch 1 games.

why is t he macaco seething so hard today?

and price

I meant game pricing. You can build yourself a decent machine for < $2k, but it is more than a console. that being said, you're getting way more than just a console

No, it's not.

but that other game is a sequel

yeah, with different gameplay, completely different graphics (way better graphics), no reused levels and no copy+paste fest shit
and then there's Smash

but but Street Fighter 5

Smash is literally like Street Fighter 2, and Street Fighter 2 Turbo and all the other releases of Street Fighter 2
And that's also just trash games

Odyssey has "hidden" stars

yeah, like the one for sitting on a random bank

wow, so well hidden

retard

but nowadays speedrunners can get stars in 64 within a few seconds too

retard

explore

walk literally a few meters

a moon in the open

badabadabaaa

walk a bit more

jump 3 times

a moon

badabadabaaa

fuck that shit game
it's saying a lot about modern audiences, even special needs children should be disgusted by that garbage.

and price

not really, and you don't own anything on PC and your hardware will get bricked after a few years, therefore you need to buy new hardware too and games will stop working and you go full retarded and buy the "remaster" port to be able to play them again

Right so like 64 and Sunshine.

your hardware will get bricked after a few years

this is a meme. the only reason current hardware is having trouble is because a game comes and forces raytracing by default. raster is fine

64 and Sunshine had 600 stars right in the open

stop lying, troon.

Sunshine

was shit too btw. but for different reasons

this is a meme

literally remote bricked.

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Senran was killed by it's dogshit producer making nothing but garbage and bombing spinoff for a decade.
The facade is over nigger

you don't own anything on PC

lol, lmao

literally remote bricked

your ps5 will literally get bricked if you don't system update.

works on my machine.

your ps5 will literally get bricked

So it stops playing all games on it including physical games? I doubt that.

but online

I don't give a shit.

and Sunshine had 600 stars right in the open
It didn't. Neither did Odyssey.

was shit too btw. but for different reasons

All of the games are shit. It's the same thing. But audiences say the opposite especially for Odyssey which the scores and sales speak for.

lol, lmao

I swear Steamies are not human.

I don't give a shit.

since neither of us care about online, please explain to me how my PC will be bricked installing pirated games even if steam goes down :)

The fuck? No it isn't. The card still needs to be inserted to play the game even though the entire game is already in the system's memory.
It's less convenient than a DL code and has no resale value whatsoever.

and price

Did you seriously just say this? PC gaming is overpriced trash. See pic related. And PC gaming is only "cheaper" according to pc fats because they pirate everything. I buy my games and physically too at that so PC gaming is just useless and inferior.

and availability

Way harder to get a PC than to get a console. Pretty easy to find a PS5. You gotta jump through a bunch of hoops to get a PC.

and general usability (work, art, music, videos, music, voip, making games, multitasking, etc..)

I don't care for gaming on a machine that I do work on and other mundane shit on. This isn't really a positive.

and modularity in settings (much less changing config files)

This also isn't really that much of a positive. Whoa I can tinker with mundane shit, amazing!

and community performance fixes

Only really shitty games need community performance fixes

and emulation

This is the only good point you have, I emulate 6th gen and lower titles on my PC, but every single modern game will be played on my ps5.

honestly, major loss but i can't convince you

Not really, if there's a game that has really good mods, I double dip on PC to play mods with it, but that's about it.

All of the games are shit.

No 3D world was actually awesome. And Mario 64 was the first 3D platformer and it also was awesome. Galaxy is also awesome.

Only Sunshine and Odyssey are dog turds.

it's naht

Autism activated
youtube.com/watch?v=kYJx5xt2cB0
cope

3D World had no copy+paste content, neither did Galaxy nor N64.

but but N64 reused levels

yeah, modified goals and modified levels, which is actually great
Odyssey added new moon garbage after an artificial point, which made it even worse, because if you "explored" that garbage once, it goes "hurr just do it again".

I can steal games

Steam makes the *legally acquired* games not work anymore, that's literally bricking the hardware
that's the point, which you ignore of course because you are a lying Steamie troon.

who said I was acquiring games through steam? you do know they're not the only legal vendor on PC, right? i guess consoletards wouldn't know anything about open ecosystems

Steam is the only party keeping Linux gaming alive thus Valve gets my money. Simple as.

legal vendor

they are literally an illegal monopoly, dumb fuck

but I actually only play 30 year old games

you are for sure
but when GOG would still be shit, because you could instead acquire the actual original physical PC release, liar

muh mundane mundane mundane g-g-g-guys

i don't care about that!

i do, and a lot of other people. i pay about 3x your hardware prices, play all but 2-3 of the games that run on your machine, and get to do more that you don't see as a positive.
stop and smell the flowers anon. you're arguing hardcore about how machines should be single purpose, or else they're just "mundane" task crunchers. it's a pretty retarded position to take even when shitposting

Linux is going to die
and so will Valve

acquire the actual original physical PC release

why would I give a shit about that?

liar

exactly where did I lie?

This but Nintendo and physical game ownership

I'm using it as a phone!!!

Great, I use a small dumb phone for that, nice that you take your shitty big ass PC garbage around with you, or you never leave your room because you are too fucking fat.

why would I give a shit about that?

So you don't care about owning games, Steamie.
I knew that, nice that you admit it.

I steal

hurrr I totally buy from uhhh GOG and twitch.io

I didn't lie

go fuck yourself

has no resale value whatsoever.

It literally does

only for retards, because the servers will get pulled, making these carts totally worthless

You don't know that.

no arguments

y-y-your machine is large and y-y-you must be fat!!

lol, i pay 3x as you and get 50x the enjoyment and uses.

muh phone argument

except i'd be sitting down to do art, edit video capture, write code, and play home console games :)

I accept your defeat anon. I hear that Ark Survival is on PS Plus this month! It's no Ark+mods, but you gotta have fun extracting enjoyment out of your $700 + 5 x $80 video game prices somehow!!

Two more weeks. Trust the plan.

the servers will run forever

nintendo.com/au/support/articles/wii-u-and-nintendo-3ds-eshop-discontinuation/

For the foreseeable future, it will still be possible to redownload games and DLC and receive software updates on Wii U consoles and Nintendo 3DS systems.

foreseeable future only

whatever that even means

that means forever!!!

Tendie, just keep on coping, you fucking simp

unironically writes that he makes phone calls with his shitty PC

no, no, no, I'm not fat

I just don't get out

I mean I have a phone and thus I don't need my Shit-PC wait

I actually need it, it's streaming through my phone, because uhhh

So you don't care about owning games, Steamie.

No, I'm not talking about Steam. I'm talking about a GOG release of a new or old game.
I have the code for the game. It is mine to keep and store and play as I please.
I can even burn it onto multiple discs to run on my computer like a console game!
Please point out how this is meaningfully different from owning the game.

>I steal

>hurrr I totally buy from uhhh GOG and twitch.io

shocking news anon, but i can pick and choose which games to support on an open platform like PC.

go fuck yourself

you seem pretty mad. then again, I'd be mad too if the PS Plus team only just gave me Balatro and Boltgun this month

>unironically writes that he makes phone calls with his shitty PC

funny how I'm being called the liar here
have fun playing balatro anon! of course without any suit mods. that's fun only reserved for the squares who like doing mundane tasks on their room-size personal computing machines

Just like how steam is a gaming platform for the foreseeable future.

vidya companies would never pull download servers

comicsalliance.com/sony-closes-psp-digital-comic-store/

"After this date, users will be unable to purchase comic content from the PS Store's Comic Store. Where licenses permit, previously purchases or downloaded content will still be available for download until mid-January 2013. After this date, users will no longer be able to re-download any previously purchased content."

noooo

that doesn't count

it isn't games

psnstores.com/2015/03/sony-ends-playstation-mobile/

Please ensure that you have downloaded all of the games that you want to keep. After September 10, 2015, you will not be able to re-download your purchased content.

nooooo

that doesn't count

Steam will stop working on Windows 10 in 36 days

it's a platform

No, it's a shitty proprietary online DRM store, the platform is Windows

PC vegans don't own phones. They have literally nobody in their lives that care about them.

when I wrote VOIP, I meant uhhh networking uhhhhhhh not making phone calls haha

They'll last longer than steam.

i pay about 3x your hardware prices

you're happy about paying 3x more for a machine that barely does anything extra compared to consoles, and acting like it’s a win. You're the one with the retarded position
And this is why I always give pushback to PC fats
PC nerds think they’re enlightened and ahead of console players, but in reality they’re 5 steps behind and still acting superior. This isn’t the PS3/360 era anymore, PC doesn’t offer much more than consoles these days, aside from mods.

no, they are all gone as soon as servers are pulled. Both are literally the same shit, except that for now Nintendo hasn't bricked their older consoles.

you're fighting the air here retard, that anon isn't me, there's multiple people calling you retarded kek

voip is phone calls

you use your *phone* to talk to people in-game? lemme guess, you have to ask for mommy's permission too?
I'm getting the sense that the obesity lies on your end of the scale, my retarded friend.

nigga the WII SHOP CHANNEL STILL LETS YOU REDOWNLOAD GAMES

PC fats always steal games
that's what they mean when they write "cheaper". They mean stealing.
Just look at games on PC. It's a success when you sell not even a million, which is ridiculous.

If they actually choose to brick the consoles in 15 years, I will be here on Anon Babble keking so hard

hurrrr I meant voice chat

you see you can't voice chat on consoles, because I'm a liar

nigga

The scam companies are simply looking for the right moment.
Even shutting down these stores makes zero sense, and makes shutting down redownloads mandatory, because these platforms make literally zero.

And I have already provided proof that they literally shut down download servers, you stupid retarded simp. Valve is also locking you out for also no reason.

barely does anything extra compared to consoles

except, you know, run literally any and all software like photoshop, blender, audacity, every video editor known to man, can train AI, can be used to write and run code like mods or something actually cool, to actually make games, to shitpost, etc..

acting like it’s a win

it's a total win. you're here arguing for a brick that plays 3 exclusives and every other multiplat poorly compared to a PC from 2021. i'm saying that the 2021 PC can do more than twice the things a console can

You have provided proof that SONY shuts down redownload servers, you retarded faggot. We're not talking about Sony.

AI

I see, a moron.

Loving your meltie

Even shutting down these stores makes zero sense,

It actually does make complete sense. They have to pay to keep credit card transactions active.

but but Nintendo would never

going full retarded now, aren't you

But in fact some DS games had downloadables, and these were also shut down.

Cope, you stupid simp.

no, I can use both on PC :)
btw i don't have to pay for internet twice, and i don't have to refresh my setup with the Sony Breathstation 5 Microphone in order to voice chat

I trust these untrustworthy companies

you are deserving what's coming.
don't cry when physical game prices rise even further.

he thinks I mean gen AI slop

lol you will never know the joys of creating and tweaking your own computer vision system

But in fact some DS games had downloadables, and these were also shut down.

Because they were hosted on Gamespy's servers and not Nintendo's and Gamespy went out of business. That's why they host their own servers now, you stupid bitch.

Keep talking about shit you don't know all the information for, it's making you look more and more retarded.

I don't have to

No one has to, you fucking idiot.
But you pay for Steam and therefore "internet" by paying these asshats 30%. Cope

No 3D world was actually awesome
The levels were forgetful with maybe the first few levels and the map designs are rarely designed for multiplayer. It's awful and the game is even more EASIER than Odyssey and don't even get started with that gay furry shit, oh and the god awful controls. But Odyssey has that as well with their Camera.

And Mario 64 was the first 3D platformer and it also was awesome

Just because it's the first, doesn't mean it's the best.

Galaxy is also awesome.

Clunky as wii-mote controls and half of them are just swimming levels which makes it even worse! Gravity simulator shenagningans with motion controls. There is no sense of coherency in that game. It's just a tech-demo with a bunch of mini games there. Score and atmosphere are great, tho! Even the story is better than Odyssey

youtube.com/watch?v=kYJx5xt2cB0

I can't form my own opinions, so I use a Jewtuber to help support my arguments and let him form my view of the game.

Put some effort you food stamp welfare queen. nigger. And if that's your video, then stop promoting your channel, you faggot. Nobody cares it got 4 million views.

3D World had no copy+paste content, neither did Galaxy nor N64.

3d world re-used assets from the 3ds. Galaxy uses assets from Sunshine. I'll give you 64 since it was the very first of its kind.

yeah, modified goals and modified levels, which is actually great

Yeah, like Odyssey. It told you to do it again! This is the re-exploration aspect which incentivizes players.

there is something else but AI slop

lol

I write code with AI

lol

Gameeeespy

So Gamespy forced their way, or did Nintendo CHOOSE them and was FINE with them closing everything down?
Why didn't Nintendo do replacements for these IF THEY ARE SO MUCH?

No, you fucking simp. They didn't give a shit. In fact fans got that garbage working again, and Nintendo didn't give a shit. Fucking simp.

Why didn't Nintendo do replacements for these IF THEY ARE SO MUCH?

Because there's no way to patch DS games, and the games used proprietary server code owned by Gamespy.

That’s what the PS5 is for, retards

Why would I get a piece of shit that only play woke movies. Where are the indies/AA games from PS1, PS2, PSP, and PS Vita?
I'll get a Nintendo Switch 2 and from there I'll get an Xbox dockable handheld in 2027 for the same price as the Switch 2 since it's Windows-based but Xbox-only, no third party stores on that one to keep the price significantly down. I'll get indies, AAs, and gameplay-focused AAA games like with Nintendo, unlike Sony with their PlayStation. Plus Sony is on their way out when their overpriced PS6 flops in 2028.

But you pay for Steam

lol, lmao

therefore "internet" by paying these asshats 30%

steam does not make 30% of the ISP money.
funnily enough, sony and microsoft both take 30% of all their digital sales and of course 100% of the money you use to pay for internet twice (PS Plus, Xbox Live), meaning they *do* take your internet bill LMAO

HiFi Rush
Sea of Thieves
Indian Jones
Doom the Dark Ages
Elder Scrolls Oblivion Remastered

It's awful and the game is even more EASIER than Odyssey

Factually wrong.
Show me you beating the last 3D World level.

cats are furries

you are a faggot

awful controls

lol the Wii U controller was literally a better Shitch pro controller, you fucking dumb ass
Where did I say that Mario 64 was the best?
I said awesome, which it still is.

Clunky as wiimote controls

So you never played it,gotcha

motion controls

never played it, faggot

tech-demo

lmao

3D world reused assets from 3DS

that makes no sense at all

galaxy from sunshine

that makes no sense at all, idiot

exploration

it's exploration for babies
the levels are tiny and shit designed

I sit on every bench

and wow, the last bench got me a moon

so exciting

faggot

>there is something else but AI slop

non-Anon Babble fags cannot into actual math and science lol

>I write code with AI

nope. i write AI systems.

(all on PC)

patch DS games

fans did replacement servers, you fucking idiot
Nintendo could have done the same as these fans, don't you think?

company shut down

but they would have cared about their code

that makes no sense
also if I remember correctly, they were bought out and someone just wanted to get paid and Nintendo didn't want to

All ported to PC which were not made by Microsoft but bought out in acquisition.

OH NONONONONONOONO

you are deserving what's coming.

More fun video games to play? Thanks I will!

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(all made by Microsoft)
Why should exclusives matter if you're going Windows?

steam doesn't make 30% of the ISP money

they make much more, by stealing from developers

you must have Faggot Plus or Shitbox Live

I don't, faggot

seeConsole warriors get the bullet

They literally couldn't have, because it used proprietary code owned by Gamespy.

b-but fans did it!

Yes, using the proprietary copyrighted code that Nintendo cannot. You know Nintendo got sued for making Donkey Kong Jr back in the day because they used the code that the board manufacturer made without their permission? They're not gonna fuck around with this type of shit.

PC vegans get the bullet first.

Stolen games. All being developed before acquisition. You only made Halo, which is not even new or original.

Why did Xbox exist, Microsoft is Windows, this will always piss me off that they made a console instead of just making Windows a locked-down console. 2027 is what 2001 Xbox should have been. It's about time.

lol code from Gamespy

It's legal to reverse engineer stuff when it's about making sure that shit keeps on working, cope
and give me proof that Nintendo asked them for the code and they didn't want to give it to them for any price.

Stolen games

Microsoft owned, cope. Can't be stolen if it's sold.

Microsoft had little involvement in developing any games. Just publishing them. All third party slop.

LMAO, so you’re bragging that your PC can run Photoshop and Blender? We’re talking gaming here retard. No one cares that you can open 15 programs you never use or “train AI", that’s just cope for the fact you’re not actually playing anything.

The ps5 is a gaming machine designed to play games. Your faggot overpriced, overrated soulless PC is a jack-of-all trades and master of none.

They own them, cope. They are Microsoft games now.

All third party slop

Xbox home console is dead, get over it, PlayStation will soon follow. Xbox is Direct Xbox, it should have been Windows from the start, not a shitty green PlayStation but worse.

Game key cards will literally outlast physical games that will get bitrot after 30 odd years. Nintendo will never shut down servers, you can still download wii and 3ds games from their servers.

Kek you're one retarded brain dead idiot

Xbox can’t even manage to sell their current consoles. The Series X/S has only sold about 30 million units, while PS5 is pushing 80 million. If anyone’s on their way out, it’s Xbox. They’re the ones giving away their exclusives to PC and treating their consoles like an afterthought. You’re betting on a company that has already waved the white flag in this generation.

Factually wrong.

That last 3d world level is merely the exception. Even then it is quite easy. Mario games are for kiddies, so it will be easy easy for vaxxed generation. And yes, cats are are diffeerent breed of furries, you japweebnigger.

lol the Wii U controller was literally a better Shitch pro controller, you fucking dumb ass

I didn't talk about the controller, you faggot. I was talking about the game's control and the flow of that game.

So you never played it,gotcha

Cope. Stop trying to defend your shitty wii sports gravity tech demo.

3D world reused assets from 3DS

It uses assets from 3d world. It's a sequel afterall, just better graphics and more mechanics and gameplay.

the levels are tiny and shit designed

Objectively false that they are tiny.

I sit on every bench

and wow, the last bench got me a moon

Yes, it is hidden and makes you interact with the living and breathing world. Crazy like open world games reward you for that.

No one is spending $1000 for a PS6 in 2028, m8. It's over, home consoles are dead. If you think the PS handheld will save the PlayStation, you have another thing coming, that will be $800 in 2029. PlayStation is done and they are in a worse state because at least Microsoft has Windows, what does Sony have for gaming besides PlayStation. Times are changing, dockable handhelds are the future. Sony can't even get a game out, a REAL video game out.

They own them, cope. They are Microsoft games now.

Yeah, they stole them yet Xbox is still dead, lmao.

I don't get the hate for them, though I do get the hate for nintendos practices lately.

The keycards are the ultimate solution to people who want digital, but not being tied to a particular account. The analog with had for this was digital codes in empty cases which were 100x worse.

yet Xbox is still dead

You say this like it's a bad thing, I still don't understand why it existed. What made it different from the PlayStation for it to exist?

EXCLUSSIVESSSSS. That is what was key back in the day. You retarded or something??

it's literally superior

It literally combines the drawbacks of both physical and digital media into one.

EXCLUSSIVESSSSS

For Nintendo, Xbox was good for like what, 2001-2009? Oh, let me guess when you say exclusives are you talking about 4 horsemen of the apocalypse (Halo, Gears, Forza, and Fable) or the three games of doom (Halo, Gears, and Forza)? Is this all you're giving me, because it just sounds like a shitty PlayStation which is why it rightfully died.

Xbox is barely clinging to life with 30 million units sold, while PS5 has already crushed it with 80 million. Microsoft is literally handing out all their exclusives to PC because they don’t even believe in their own console anymore. Xbox is a walking joke, they’re not building for the future, they’re scrambling to stay relevant while pretending Game Pass is a real solution.

You’re a delusional, deranged idiot pulling numbers out of your ass. $1000 for a PS6? $800 handheld in 2029? Dockable handhelds are the future? You’re living in a fantasy world so far removed from reality it’s embarrassing.

tl;dr Xbox is fucking dog shit, dickriding them is laughable

PS5 Pro is already $700, Sony won't make the PS6 weaker than it. PS6 is leaked to be using a custom version of Zen 6 UDNA, that's going to cost up to $900-$1000, anon. You can't get that any lower. PS handheld will have a custom chip based on Zen 5 UDNA, stronger than the Xbox Series S but weaker than the PS5 and can play PS5 games with no parity to the PS6. That's not going to be in the $500 range let along $600 range. Hell, I'll be surprised if Sony could even get that down to $700. In the 2030s you're spending $450 on a Switch 2 and dockable Xbox handheld, nothing else.

Hell, I'll be surprised if Sony could even get that down to $700

They'll figure it out. They've sold consoles at a loss before and made that money back

The rest of your post is autistic delusional ramblings. You're a biased deranged PC/xbox fattie. Xbox is dead, it's barely cracked 30 million and they're handing away their exclusives to Sony and PC. They're done. They've waved the white flag this generation. PS5 is pushing 80 million and counting and with GTA 6, no doubt it'll get upto 130+ million units sold, minimum. Advocating for them is pure cope.

In the 2030s only Sony and Nintendo, the two japanese giants will remain.

at least admit you are coping.

So you're gonna buy one just to play first party toddler games?

They'll figure it out

If they couldn't figure it out with the PS5 Pro, which is still using Zen 2 RDNA 2 btw, then they're not going to figure it out with the PS6 or the handheld and the handheld is coming way too late and won't even be dockable. Your graphicwhoring ass is coping that you're getting priced out of home consoles and home consoles are finally dying. No reason for a market that isn't growing to continue. Dockable handhelds are the future. The future of gaming is Nintendo, Microsoft, Valve, indies, and AAs. Sony will go the way of AAA third parties, and that's a good thing. They died with the PS3.

Or pay for pozzed gaymes on pony or even more than that for Shitbox. Pick your poison.

PS5’s at 80 million units sold you stupid fucking idiot. I'm going to keep repeating this until it goes through your dense skull, meanwhile Xbox is stuck at 30 million and flopping harder than a wet fish. Home consoles aren't going anywhere, but Xbox definitely is. That piece of shit will be a thing of the past by next generation.

Sony “died with the PS3”? They figured it out and sold at a loss because it was years ahead of its time. It had Cell, Blu-ray, the works. And they still clawed back, learned, and crushed it with PS4 and PS5. Xbox is dead, bowing out of the industry with Game Pass scraps and no exclusives left.
Home consoles aren’t dying, you’re just coping. PS5 is the default for anyone who wants to actually play games and not screw around with drivers and settings.

You’re actually bringing up Valve like it means anything. Steam Deck has sold what, 3 million? Switch is pushing 140 million. Valve is completely irrelevant and only brought up by autistic pc schizos on Anon Babble. No one outside of this shithole cares about it

The real future of gaming will be Sony and Nintendo, that's it. No one gives a fuck about xbox or valve

I'll try to be nice to you, I'm going to incorporate retailers here, this should drop the PS6 and PS handheld down by at least $200 but that means you're still paying $800 for a PS6 in 2028 and $600 for a PS handheld in 2029. Why would you spend that much when you can just get a Switch 2 now for $450 and dockable Xbox handheld for $450 in 2027? You'll be a new kind a retarded if you get the next gen Xbox home console, which will have access to third party stores, in 2027 given that will cost $1000+ because of those third party stores while also only being sold on the Microsoft Store.

Mario, Pokemon, Zelda, Pikmin, Donkey Kong, Smash, Kirby, Metroid, Fire Emblem, Xenoblade, Splatoon, Warioware

That's all you need on nintendo consoles.

2056

Get a used switch 2

Have to buy a game key card

I will own nothing and be happy

I’m sad, I wanted No Sleep for Kaname Date physically on Switch 2 but it’s a game key cart. Glad I ordered my memory card, I guess?

you're still paying $800 for a PS6 in 2028 and $600 for a PS handheld

These numbers are trash you pulled straight out of your ass. But let’s pretend they’re real, it’s still better value than a PC and will be more powerful than the crap rigs most PC players have. Sony’s got a loyal fanbase that will fight tooth and nail for a new PlayStation, and by this point Xbox will be gone and PlayStation will be the only real competitor to Nintendo going forward.

Why would you spend that much when you can just get a Switch 2 now for $450 and dockable Xbox handheld for $450 in 2027

Xbox won't have a dockable handheld. They've made catastrophically terrible decisions one after the other since the xbox one and are barely clinging to life with barely 30 million units sold compared to the PS5's 80 million. They're done, and will bow out of the industry and won't be there for the next generation.

Xbox is shit and defending them is laughable

gtfo of my hobby

These numbers are trash you pulled straight out of your ass. But let’s pretend they’re real, it’s still better value than a PC and will be more powerful than the crap rigs most PC players have. Sony’s got a loyal fanbase that will fight tooth and nail for a new PlayStation, and by this point Xbox will be gone and PlayStation will be the only real competitor to Nintendo going forward.

You can't make a PS6 at the same price as the PS5 Pro or less, it has to be $100 or $200 more. The PS handheld will be too powerful, Sony's affordability is $600 or $700. This is what happens when you don't make a PS5S like Microsoft made the Xbox Series S. In 2027, Microsoft can make a dockable handheld for the same price as the Switch 2, Sony can't in 2029.

Xbox won't have a dockable handheld

It leaked in early 2024 by credible insiders, was leaked again recently by a Microsoft insider, was leaked by the same Chinese insider that leaked the PS6 specs and PS handheld, cope, it's happening, and it's over, Snoybitch, lmao.

Xbox is shit and defending them is laughable

I'm defending Microsoft, Xbox, as it is today along with its Xbot fanbase, can die in hell for all I care. Xbox going forward is just Windows wearing a mask. but you want to know what's more laughable, anon, still shilling for Sony in 2025. Japanese PlayStation died with the PS3, there is no reason to defend a dead company anymore. American PS branch killed the Japanese one therefore PlayStation can die along with AAA third parties.

Microsoft can make a dockable handheld for the same price as the Switch 2, Sony can't in 2029.

They can't and they won't because they'll be gone. Also you assuming that Xbox will be able to make an affordable handheld while Sony somehow won't is bias and peak dick riding. Nothing you say holds any value and is just the autistic ramblings of a schizo.

It leaked in early 2024

It'll do terribly and kill off the Xbox brand for good while the PS6 and sony handheld will thrive, you autistic deranged xbox fattie lmao.

still shilling for Sony in 2025

It's funny you say while shilling for xbox when shilling for xbox is 1000x worse. Also, I'm not shilling for Sony, your original comment was so ridiculously retarded and went against common sense and logic so hard I just had to break down your post and tell you why you are wrong

It's true that Sony has made some retarded decisions thanks to the american branch (whitoids ruin everything they touch) but things aren't so black and white, they're still the go to platform for anyone who wants to game but not on a PC. The PS5 is pushing 80 million and counting in sales and WILL break at least 130 million by the end of its cycle

Throwing a tantrum over sony yet shilling for fucking xbox or valve is laughable.

They can't and they won't because they'll be gone. Also you assuming that Xbox will be able to make an affordable handheld while Sony somehow won't is bias and peak dick riding. Nothing you say holds any value and is just the autistic ramblings of a schizo.

Already pretty much confirmed by Phil Spencer that it's happening in interviews. You just sound like a coping Snoy still shilling for home consoles, Nintendo and Microsoft dropped them for a reason, anon.
It'll do terribly and kill off the Xbox brand for good while the PS6 and sony handheld will thrive, you autistic deranged xbox fattie lmao.
It'll shit on the Steam Deck and get Xbox One S, Xbox Series S, and casual players on it. It'll do very well, just not as well as the Switch 2.

It's funny you say while shilling for xbox when shilling for xbox is 1000x worse. Also, I'm not shilling for Sony, your original comment was so ridiculously retarded and went against common sense and logic so hard I just had to break down your post and tell you why you are wrong

Xbox is dead, it's only Microsoft now.

It's true that Sony has made some retarded decisions thanks to the american branch (whitoids ruin everything they touch) but things aren't so black and white, they're still the go to platform for anyone who wants to game but not on a PC. The PS5 is pushing 80 million and counting in sales and WILL break at least 130 million by the end of its cycle

You're retarded, I can't wait for Sony to make you pay more than a launch PS3 for the PS6 and their handheld, it's going to be funny. Losing Snoys, normies, trannies, and graphicwhores will fix gaming in a heartbeat.