Zero hype
Zero hype
switch2 hate is so forced
you seem a bit low energy eric. you doing okay?
Still buying a Switch 2
buy switch 2
nintendo say when, where, and how to use your switch 2
you will own nothing and be happy
i'm tired bro
I don't understand why would you buy this piece of shit where you can only play 80 dollar mario asset-flips instead of a Steam Deck that gives you a basically endless libarary of games even for free if you are not a buycuck, also you can emulate basically the entire Nintendo library at this point
360p is so forced
Don't care. Still buying it.
Who asked for the opinion of trannyjak and trannyfrog?
Still buying decade old technology
bi-hourly vegan seethe thread
I didn't read the last dozen threads what's the current cope list
costs $700 ($710 the next time I post)
every game is 360p 30fps
always online
every game is a download code in a box
every console will be remotely disabled in 10 years
weaker than Steam Deck and will sell less
will have a working emulator a month after launch
What’s even the point of switch 2 hate threads? You people pretend to hate nintendo and at the same time desperately want to emulate the games because you’re all third worlders and can’t afford a console and game prices.
weak as piss console
all 3rd party games are digital
Not buying it. I'm done with consoles now.
TENDIES ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OKAY TENDIES
current cope is this
Buying a switch 1? Good for you
We know you are. Good goy.
Instead
Poor
I just don’t understand why a grown man would want this?
How
yeah, throw it to the dogs
Grown men play video games and Nintendo makes the best video games in the industry. Very simple.
Nintendo makes the best video games in the industry
AHAHAHAHAHA
Poor leakers :'(
nta, they're a top 5 developer easily
I'm not paying $80 for games and a dozen micro subscriptions for an online service that would have felt old 5 years ago. If Switch Online ever gets Switch / Switch 2 games it will probably be a separate subscription fee for $50 a month or something retarded like that.
There's nothing wrong with the Switch 2 hardware itself, but everything surrounding it is just pure corpo greed wrapped up in a Mickey Mouse mask, and the software that's been announced so far just isn't there. It's not as dire a situation as the Wii U because they could bounced back, but if the system ends up selling well despite how greedy Nintendo is being, they'll have no reason to fix it, and that's what should have Nintendo fans really worried.
If you actually want Nintendo to do better, do not support this shit. Nintendo does not love you, they only care about whether or not people are giving them money, and if you enable their bad behavior by buying a Switch 2 at launch then you are part of the problem. You are not going to die if you don't play a bland new Mario Kart game in the first year.
If only they made it a Wario game instead of Donkey Kong
when, where, and how
Together
Anytime
Anywhere
don't forget that the preorders are allegedly below 750k globally and there's panic behind the scenes!
zoomies don't remember the wiiU era it seems
I'm not buying until I get a new Xenoblade and Fire Emblem
Just checked and Nintendo is still the least greediest corporate owner of a gaming platform so I'll be buying a Switch 2 on launch hoping their practices spread to the greedier corporate ententies Valve, Microsoft, and Sony.
System requires a one-time day one update to play Switch 1 games
System's setup UI is globohomo and features black people
That's what I've got so far today.
Why would a grown man care about what strangers on the internet think about what he plays
Based Nintendo making you seethe.
Because those "grown men" that care about what strangers on the internet think about what they play are actually insecure teenagers.
Just checked and Nintendo is still the least greediest corporate owner of a gaming platform
Sweet summer child, all of them are greedy.
Then it sounds like you have a lot of complaining and preaching to do.
don't care going to enjoy the ultimate gaming in one week
Try putting your glasses on.
I don't need to. Everyone is talking about it from all corners of the internet already. I think Nintendo genuinely has a problem on their hands but the question is whether or not they will feel it immediately and course correct, or if enough consumers enable them long enough for it do larger scale damage than if they had closed their wallets up front.
I don't need to
This you?
Zero dog dicks sucked, get crackin'
because he doesn't like it
the hate for nintendo is disgusting, they literally do nothing but make the greatest games of all time
respect nintendo
that's completely satanical
OP got so butthurt his other bait thread backfired so he deleted it
Pussy.
lol
lets not pretend that switch 2 exactly has a gleaming release lineup of 50 instant classics either
Still buying a Switch 2